Can't we just settle this over a pint?

Can't we just settle this over a pint?

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no

SHRED THE VEAL

alright then!

What ps2 game is this

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
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Even though it's been reduced to meme, I'm still happy Shrek is being remembered. 1 and 2 are legitimately good films.

It seems the popular opinion is that 2 > 1. Aside from fairy godmother, 2 was jam packed with too much pop culture nonsense, whereas 1 stands by itself, in my opinion.

I do enjoy 1 a lot more as well. I feel the theme of outside appearance does not matter was done a lot better in the first film.

I agree. Shrek 2 probably had a better story but Shrek stood the test of time better.
Dreamworks really does have some good films, Kung Fu Panda and the Dragon ones were kino too.

4 was better

wasted dubs

FUCK i need to go to mother's house to find our old shrek vhs

Yeah but the more I watch it again and again the more I think Eddie Muprhy was a bad idea.

I'm already there champ, I'll leave it in the mailbox.

but 4 is better

Kino.

OHHHHHHHHHHH

You have to explain yourself. It's purely derivative of the first film, it wouldn't have even been funny if the first film didn't exist, a lot of the jokes were just callbacks.

My mom's dead
And your's will be too, if you don't apologize

Mines already dead, fuck you!

great thread OP

My moms alive. I'm pretty jazzed about it to be honest. Sucks for you guys.

Almost as good as when he made it last night

>ywn have a pint with Shrek
JUST end me already faм.
anyone got the link for the newest iteration of shrekchan? I never saved it

What's her address champ?

Damn theres really a new shrekchan? Thought that was just a flash in the pan in 2012

1>4>2>3 this is the patricians ranking

based

Younger me always thought he said "paint" and that he was drinking some edible paint liquid.

I like 2 better

shrek 2 is pure kino

youtube.com/watch?v=WI0mSEzttx8

Really 1,2 and 4 are kino of comparable but debatable levels. 3 in the only weak entry in the series and even it had some laughs such as the big bad wolf having the most one liners.

someone edit this so when sHrek hits the keg Sneeds fly out and ruin a comfy simpsons thread

The barrel is my bum bum, the liquid is my doo doo, and the knights are the janny :)

based retard

4 was actually good?

Not that user but its easy to see how a young lad watching shrek wouldnt understand what a pint is. At least i would greatly hope a child doesnt know how to measure alcohol.

HOLY FUCKING BASED

This, my whole family skipped it as we collectively felt cheated by how bad 3 was

It's probably not worth it unless you're a BIG Shrek fan already. It doesn't go anywhere, just kind of an hour of Donkey jokes.

4 is much much better than 3 right off the bat. Its pretty much a grimdark look at "what if shrek never existed" because shrek has a mid-life crisis over not being a "real ogre anymore" and wants to go back to his NEET days. It turns out shrek killing farquaad and marrying fiona had such far-reaching consequences it changed history so its kind of like It's a Wonderful Life in that sense. The villain Rumpelstiltkin is great and the movie has less celebrity refrence type joke too its bretty gud.

>In Shrek The Musical, Farquaad's past is revealed during the musical number "The Ballad of Farquaad". Farquaad's mother was revealed to be a Princess named Pea from the Princess and the Pea and his father being Grumpy (which explains his comically short stature) from Snow White. They married for love, and his mother was apparently disinherited from her crown. Because his mother had a hard time sleeping on her husband's lumpy mattress, his dwarf father placed twenty-five mattresses on top of one another hoping to give her some rest. However, this caused Farquaad's mother to fall from the top mattress to her death. Farquaad claims to have never known her, meaning it probably happened during early childhood. Farquaad lived with his father until, he claims, his father abandoned him in the woods and left him for dead while he was still a child. This was proven false at Farquaads wedding when the fairytale creatures bring Grumpy to his wedding, however, his father reveals that the reason he kicked Farquaad out was because he was twenty-eight years old and living in the basement.
Lord Farquaad did nothing wrong

2>=1>>>3
4 is garbage too

>covers cant be better than the or-

ok

>DONKEY!

Both overarching plots are simple and play out exactly as you'd expect but 1 seems more classical and grounded, if that makes sense. You can take out all the details and you'd still have something that sounds like a real fairy tale: An ogre rescues a princess from a dragon at the behest of a dickbag prince and they learn inner beauty etc etc.

Whereas in 2: The ogre doesn't get along with the princess's parents because he made her ugly so he finds a potion to make them both beautiful but a beautiful prince pretends to be him and the king is being blackmailed by the prince's mom so he considers drugging his daughter but then he doesn't. Also they met an assassin at some point and he joined their party despite not really serving any narrative purpose. So the moral of the story is that an ugly son in law who magically makes your daughter ugly might be preferable to a douchey son in law and also don't drug your daughter.

The details are too arbitrary for the situation to be universally applicable and the moral climax of the story is some contrived bullshit instead of the princess making a simple choice about the story's major conflict.

Nooooooo? Alright then! *gluck gluck gluck*

CAM ONN!

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