Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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Aaron Ramirez
Austin Green
first for /healing/
Grayson Cruz
>hey CutOut
>cut this:
no problem
Jacob Rodriguez
Dominic Hall
FLAB NAGGIT, you beat me every time.
Kayden Sanders
Jackson Rogers
Based spazposter
Hudson James
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Berserker body.
Owen Bailey
>Well, since no one is going to claim the thread coin...
>yooooooooooooooink
Jace Bailey
This is why Alita should have been directed by Cameron. The trilogy would cost absurd amount of money to produce and advertise, but likely would deliver and make billions at box office. Rodriguez drew the short stick with Alita. He had to make a Cameron tier blockbuster with insufficient production and marketing budget. Honestly, Jim and Jon kind of screwed him over here.
Landon Thomas
>tfw walking into a new thread
Benjamin Campbell
THIS IS THREAD #308
THIS IS THREAD #308
THIS IS THREAD #308
THIS IS THREAD #308
THIS IS THREAD #308
THIS IS THREAD #308
THIS IS THREAD #308
Leo Miller
keeping this, thanks
Benjamin Kelly
Elijah Torres
Fuck off with your shitty cropped memes and waifuposting you faggots!!! GIVE THIS SHIT MOVIE A REST ALREADY!!!!!
Eli Barnes
I rather joker threads than these shit Reddit threads every 5 mins.
Tyler Carter
I have a question for Alita!
Is the recent surge in BTC a bull run return to glory or another trap?
Lincoln Stewart
Matthew Bell
First for Grewishka.
Aaron Garcia
I love how different it is from the doll body
Dylan Nelson
I'm gonna rest my eyes for a sec
Aiden Martinez
>actually no I'll take that, thank you
Aiden Fisher
My guardian angel
Thomas Gutierrez
It's a beaut.
Jayden Foster
Brayden Adams
So I got back from my final Alita viewing in theaters a little bit ago. I have a feeling once it sinks in I'll be a little sad. Of course I have the blu ray to look forward to but seeing Alita once or twice a week has been my comfy routine
Jeremiah Lewis
> kissu
Benjamin Richardson
Hudson Bailey
But seriously, what if it really was a swan song?
Parker Miller
yay you're the best
Jacob Anderson
Sequels are inevitable guys, it's Alita's Manifest Destiny
Alita's Manifest Destiny, a phrase coined in 2019, expressed the philosophy that drove 21st-century Alita's Fanbase territorial expansion. Alita's Manifest Destiny held that Alita was destined—by God, its advocates believed—to expand its dominion and spread comfiness and healing across the entire world.
Landon Brooks
William Wright
>still at half of what it was when I bought in
A-at least it was only $600
also requesting this but with Alita
Mason Long
THANK YOU BASED THREAD MAN
Carson Martinez
>Rosa kissu
You know she will stick her tongue down your throat right? she doesn't know how to kiss in a cute way.
Jack Morris
I WANT TO hug_ THAT BODY!
Carter Murphy
Hey user, I’m a little tipsy, wanna go upstairs to my room? I’ll teach you panzer kunst
Lincoln Ward
sheepishly posting my own screenshot pls no bully but it's related
David Powell
Whenever crazy alita is the first post you know it's going to be a good thread.
Samuel Nelson
12, but I think I'll be able to bump that number up. Every time I think it's curtains for /ourgirl/ she gets another week in theaters near me. It's emotionally exhausting going back and forth from hopeful to hopeless but at least I get more time with her.
Dylan Morris
ALL IN A GOOD DAYS WORK user
Jackson Reyes
>boop
Gotcha
Blake Ross
Serious question. WHY does this movie deserve millions of threads yet NO OTHER MOVIE does????? Nothing stands out about this film compared to Marvel movies!!!
Matthew Smith
Luke Roberts
Yes? And?
Is this a downside somehow?
Brody Fisher
Rosa's always cute wtf are you on about
Easton James
NOOOOO
Joseph Gray
Imagine feeding Alita orange slices
Asher Hall
Go make a marvel general. No one stopping you.
Parker Lewis
Eli Davis
What video(s) are these from?
Nicholas James
Luke Watson
Don't make me sad user
Adrian Thomas
It's actually good.
Dominic Ross
Give me Blanket and Sip edits
Ethan Wood
Ian Morgan
they're just pictures from the press tour or whatever
Jordan Cook
BASED "because-I'm-so-cute"-kun
Landon Fisher
Alita battle angel premiere in South Korea
Gabriel Ross
>Nothing stands out about this film compared to Marvel movies!!!
I know this is just ritual-shit-posting now but I'm trying to imagine a dedicated capeshit general right now lol
James Collins
I think this was for the opening in South Korea
Jace Gomez
Have a funny Alita face.
Nicholas Torres
>All this yandere posting lately
clyp.it
It's such a cheap gimmick but I love making these
Connor Gonzalez
Because muh waifu
David Foster
Imagine her biting your finger on accident and being sorry and kissing you because she feels bad
Wyatt Fisher
Jordan Thomas
>mfw Marvel movies have been going on for a decade and the last one made two billion dollars but nobody's talking about them at all
Owen Jackson
Joshua Russell
There’s a video of Rosa eating South Korean food with RR and some hosts. They all feed each other and talk about the movie
It’s cute and comfy
Leo Torres
Oliver Peterson
It's still really impressive what he got done with it. I think the smaller scope of the story was really humanizing.
Jose Sanders
Here’s the vid link
youtu.be
Andrew Perez
That's actually a good follow up to my Yandere posts, it always has to go back to wholesome posting because that's what she really is
Isaac Flores
that's probably my favorite interview of hers, she's so damn cute and funny
William Richardson
Go start a general. Good luck
David Taylor
Andrew Phillips
>just making memes
>haven't written today
I'm trash. /alita/ let me go
Gavin Allen
> imagine making someone this happy
Cooper Morales
lmao I almost feel sorry for anybody attached to these movies knowing their fanbases are just desolate realms of marketing hype and little else.
Chase Adams
no please
William Watson
Memes keep the community alive. It's probably better than me putting off my crim proceedure essay to write stories instead..
Elijah Wilson
> this melts the heart
Luis Smith
stop it cutanon!
Jack Jones
hey stop
Jose Price
But... But... But... my immature dream of being a writer...
Liam Russell
Just had a blast from the past and went to the very first /ABAG/
"This is thread for general discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.
Post your thoughts on the movie.
Post pics/gifs/webms that you have.
Post any info/rumours/news that's relevant.
Trailer
youtube.com
Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
boxofficemojo.com
Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 59% Audience 92%
rottentomatoes.com
IMDB - 7.6/10
imdb.com
Conversation Starters:
>Who has seen it?
>What did you think?
>Who is planning to see it?
>What do you expect?
>Who won't be seeing it?
>Wtf is your problem?"
So cute the OP had to ask for this whereas now we do all this stuff as a reflex, automatically, hahaha.
Grayson Brooks
I love these they’re so funny but believable enough
Closet thing we got to this in the movie was when Hugo told Alita most guys would be intimidated by her because she could rip their arms off and she says “well don’t piss me off” with a semi serious tone
Brandon Peterson
this is your heart
Nathan Gonzalez
>You could tear my arm off like a noddle and beat me with the wet end.
>Later gets his arm ripped off while she's holding it and dies.
Goddamn it, Cameron.
Nolan Thomas
Cute. And so was the start of something beautiful
Eli James
this is your heart on alite
Dominic Nelson
>thread up for 20 minutes
>3 post /minute
>already 25 posters
this general as strong as ever
Juan Bell
anyone have the rosa with condoms gif
Liam Ramirez
>Conversation Starters
:3
Brayden Green
>Fighting Grewishka, she gives up her arm to hit him and lives.
>Falling to his death, Hugo tries to keep his grip and dies.
Samuel Ward
I can’t wait to get both res screenshots of these when the Blu-ray drops
These images make me so happy. Alita is just too cute
Jackson Baker
It's genuinely weird to me that anyone talks about them at all. I get why they make money but there are actually people out there collecting merch and stuff for films that are just completely soulless.
Chase Hall
pretty sure these are all shots of the berserker body with different color schemes, sorry fren
Owen Jackson
Did you write a script for this?
Jonathan Rogers
strongest at night and on weekends but we're still pretty good during the day despite most of us being at work or whatever and shitposters spawning like crazy.
Xavier Wright
post /minute
Wrong.
Benjamin Long
I know that, we were posting berserker body images
Bentley Carter
She looks so much like Rosa there
There’s also a hint of crazy. It’s cute
Hunter Bell
i feel this. each time i see it get a coffee at my favorite cafe and hit the theater during sundown. maximum comf.
Daniel Torres
god I wish that was me
Ethan Ortiz
I can't
Being happy or loved is so just so far removed from my scope of reality I have trouble fantasizing about it
Dominic Roberts
>mfw i realize i will never
Jack White
Wyatt Collins
The idea struck me when I was driving home and I had to
it's okay buddy have a meme, fresh out of photoshop
Good! I love making em.
Jayden Gray
it should have said Panzercunt though btw
Luis Rogers
sorry fren, i thought you were shitposting, pls forgive
David Jones
it's extra fun seeing bits of Alita in Rosa in interviews/other places. Like the booty webm, she bites her lip very quickly and it's identical to when Alita meets the pupper.
Colton Brooks
Here's the big one
Blake Phillips
YOU FAILURE!!!
Leo Howard
>looks like Rosa
>hint of crazy
hmmm
Lucas Morris
aw shit, good idea
Connor Cruz
Alita hasn't even been out two months yet, but I feel like I've been a fan for years. There are a lot of movies I'd call favorites but nothing has been on this level. I love John Wick but I've never had the urge to find threads about the movie
Nathan Roberts
I don't think it's that certain. Better marketing and having Cameron named as director would have helped the box office, but quite possibly not enough to boost it to the sort of figures it would need to justify an Avatar style budget.
It's a pretty much unknown source and doesn't have the technological advance that Avatar did. Not to mention the big eyes put a lot of people off.
As it stands the film will probably make a small profit. If Jimbo directed, and spent 400+ million on budget + marketing, they could have been looking at a big loss if it didn't take off.
Brandon Nelson
The aus and euranons keep it alive during the quiet hours too because everyone deserves a place which they can go back to and be /comfy/ in.
Colton Smith
Carson Morris
I'm going to does this.
But with Alita
Joshua Williams
This is a personal attack against me
Brody Cox
plucked this today, a good ready for anyone interested, a guy who worked the Alita set in Texas: archive.4plebs.org
Colton Wright
>can I hug you?
yes please
Jeremiah Jenkins
I'm going back in time to prevent that first general from being created
Benjamin Perez
Jaxson Martinez
I need more Mirror yesterday you son of a bitch. Seriously, it's fantastic.
Shameless bedtime tripleshill to pump my numbers:
pastebin.com
pastebin.com
pastebin.com
Good night, friends!
Jason Martin
>"OH, I remember you!"
:*3
Aaron Baker
kek
based contrarian troll.
You got a chuckle out of me.
Benjamin Cooper
It's amazing how close they actually look.
Austin Brooks
Can't you just imagine Alita's instagram being full of pics like that?
James Cook
>Check out this celebrity I look liek!
>Who's your celebrity crush?!
Jeremiah Thompson
Gotta get past those rookie numbers
>wolfwallstreet.png
Benjamin Rodriguez
Is it true what they say bros? Are we MRA trolls?
Luke Walker
not gonna happen
Jonathan Cooper
>left looks weird to me
>right looks natural
Lincoln Davis
Imagine if that's how she looks like and there was now CGI on her face at all.
How would the world react?
Ayden Bailey
What do you call this?
Ethan Jenkins
We're in too far
Wyatt Clark
Landon Robinson
Random blogpost but I used to have apples with my morning toast but now I have oranges
Ian Scott
>in too far
oh shit what have we done
Kevin Murphy
well I gotta say if you did that you'd be the first successful anti-Alita poster ever.
Carter Robinson
Established a new order.
Carson Rivera
>New World Order
OBEY
Ian Brooks
But then the ripples pass on and the whole board is flooded by Alita content
Gavin Adams
im a physics phd, we'll be there soon bros, 200 years, just you wait
Austin James
Tangerine
Alexander Williams
>99
there is no fate but what we make
Gabriel Collins
REMINDER: FLOPPED, NO SEQUEL
Caleb Garcia
Caleb Gonzalez
>that ending
Of course I do, Alita. You did a great job making her sound genuinely despondent
Matthew Campbell
Stay in denial shill
Aiden Collins
Owen Hall
Excelsior
Isaiah Ross
>tfw rare Alita reaction
Camden Watson
can't wait for the whirlwind of HD edits.
Tyler Campbell
>no sequel
Christian Carter
they sure do ripple
Jaxson Taylor
Alita feels like it came out years ago, these threads feel like they’ve been going on forever. They say we have the best of times when we lose track of time. I never want it to end anons. All this right here? It’s special
Lucas Powell
We're gonna reach image limit in less than 5 minutes.
Samuel King
I won't lie, I channeled a little of my own feels into it. I've let my 'tism get out of hand and wreck relationships before
Glad you liked it~
Ryan Evans
lmao that's pretty good
Eli Moore
>HD edits
I'm excited, but I kinda like shitty camrip reaction images, they're comfy
Jordan Morgan
They've removed everything supernatural so far (mutant serial killer, werewolf), will they keep Kaos' psychometry in the third movie?
Cooper Ramirez
It's moe than special, it's forever.
>We're together forever user
>Don't try to run
>I'll find you
Angel Lopez
Great work Voiceanon
Nolan Roberts
It is. I love everyone here. Feels good to be a part of an anonymous collective, bound by love and healing
Adrian Evans
They'll reinvent it to be more scientific, like memory downloading or something.
Justin Diaz
it won't end, not for a long long time.
we're going to break records. They'll have to raise the image limit for us.
David Cruz
oh someone beat me to the color. i was too lazy to shade though
Hudson Jones
It's nothing more than a brainless action flick. The generals are literally a hugbox of shitty cropped memes and waifuposting. Stop obsessing over this bug eyed bitch and move on!!!
Logan Morris
>I've let my 'tism wreck relationships
ouch that hit me deep
Wyatt Williams
they are, I'm going to let them rest in a folder as a time capsule.
Cameron Butler
based copyrotini
Isaiah Collins
At that point, I assume the whole film is going to get webm'd and we're just going to watch it together.
Asher Russell
probably will be something like this.
>en.wikipedia.org
gets used a lot in 40k for the Mechanicum.
Alexander Flores
Flops don't get sequels you delusional weeb pedos.
Adam Hill
>stop obsessing and move on
go ahead user
Charles Young
Sounds comfy
Its happening
Liam Allen
haha that would be weird right? haha
yes, that's what will happen
Jaxson Bell
Thanks~ Still need to do the lines for the this though
>
Also I lost your lines, repost?
But, we'll get better! Each time we fail, we learn something new that we can apply to the next one. I feel good that my next relationship'll go better.
Jordan Foster
>not if I beat you to it, user.
Anthony Rivera
They're legitimately all pedos in denial who finally have a protagonist which appeals to their child fucking desires.
Mods may tolerate this garbage but be sure of this weebs, God will not. May you all burn in eternity for your impure and filthy existence.
Carson Reed
HAHA WHOOPS I'M ADHD AND FORGOT TO UPLOAD THE WEBM I WAS TALKING ABOUT
Julian Campbell
based cameron poster
Kevin Peterson
you sound angry. Maybe you'd like to turn to a less violent and judgmental path?
Jordan Butler
it's happenin. user HD BR stream party.
William Rivera
I’m so hyped for the Blu-ray release anons
I’m going to make so many Vaporwave Alita edits
Owen Wood
I cannot wait.
Wyatt Morgan
TLO went full tournament retard for a bit but holy fuck I love the artstyle. I like the original look but there's just something about TLO.
And alita's various getups were always s t i m u l a t i n g
Camden Morales
that was... kinda mean
Lucas Richardson
haha
I suggested this one last night
Josiah Edwards
my buddy is getting an Alita99 license plate
I introduced him to her last month and now she's all we talk about even irl
Parker Watson
Audible laughter at this
Nobody likes Hugo
Tyler Smith
>flopkun is a christfag
Evan Martin
40kfriend if you're still here I hope you're finding that writing is something you're still interested in working on.
Dylan Perez
clyp.it
Can't wait to see the outcome
Charles Robinson
CUTE
U
T
E
Asher Miller
Oh shit I love vapourwave I'm so ready
Benjamin Torres
That's why Sonic Finger is my favorite chapter/story, newer Kishiro art but younger Alita
Michael Lewis
I know...I love Hugo.
Yup! Someone did the hugo lines, so I was gonna do the Alita ones.
But I do...
Anyone have a webm of the shirtless scene?
Evan Nelson
Kek
Brayden Lewis
Whoooo, we're going to hit Image Limit so fucking fast, AHHHHHH!
Wanna hit it faster?
Please post the 'CYBERPUNK ESSENTIAL' and 'Alita Comfycore Movies' pics, pleeeease. TYVM
Liam Nguyen
cuteness at critical levels
Sebastian Torres
Im sure you'd be happier in one of those Joker threads.
Caleb Williams
I remember a few weeks back I got a recommended video on YT of this nut rambling on and on about why Alita is a satanic film
Depending on who you ask, Alita is as wholesome as a film can get, and it’s got some religious symbolism
Julian Robinson
you mean closeted pedo projecting
Luke Walker
I LOVE YOU ALITAAAA
Carter Taylor
Working on the next chapter but, uh... might not finish tonight.
Oliver Morales
i'd watch a whole animated film like this
Luke Torres
David Perry
>friend wants to go see "howl's moving castle" for this fathom events thing
>can already tell it's going to be weird seeing a movie that isn't alita for the first time in over a month
Christian Brooks
haven't really had a chance to take a crack at it or anything Alita-related stuff. Been trying make angry riffs since I've neglected my guitar a bit much because comfyposting
Josiah Hughes
Yes for /fit/ Inspo
I also like his fashion style
Ryan Phillips
Do me a solid and enable downloads? Hit the Edit thing and you should be able to toggle em on
Isaac Green
>God
oh yeah I keep forgetting that's a thing
>pic not related
Isaac Baker
bumping
/r/ing again the CYBERPUNK ESSENTIAL' and 'Alita Comfycore Movies' pics, pleeeease.
Ryder Clark
Dylan Fisher
Alitabros!!
Nathan Allen
>lol Nova is God
too many people are this dumb
Jason Richardson
source for the vid? I'm curious how insane it is
Ian Perry
Be careful what you wish for, and how you wish for it
Parker Watson
Sorry, I thought I did. Should be fixed now
Ryan Ross
Yeah. I'd buy his jacket, but the repro's over two grand...Dunno if it'd look good in a women's cut anyway.
Jose Ward
I was gonna say. Don't give Netflix any ideas.
Christopher Cooper
There was a poster in some if the earlier threads whi kept sayin the movie was Satanic
Dylan Rivera
Here you go, user!
Alexander Carter
Love this movie!
Christian Russell
>jacket
get yourself a duster like Alita
Gabriel Wright
Oliver Hernandez
>Netflix
If Nova was a CEO of something that would be either Netflix or Disney
Ryan Lewis
Alitaflix!!
Levi Adams
You'll keep the yandere Alita tracks though, right?
Dylan Howard
>bullet in donation box
Kayden Allen
All I can offer from my xbone right now.
Alexander Harris
Yup! Thanks. Downloaded, will mix em when I get a chance.
Unironically would but I'd feel a little silly. Also I've never seen one that's cute.
Of course! I'm never gonna delete anything.
Brandon Martinez
I really liked Alita and Hugo’s sense of fashion in the movie.
It was so simple but it worked so well on them because they’re both beautiful and it hinted at who the characters were
I like their simplistic approach.
Evan Morgan
can you just save everyone time and admit you have a dick
Brandon Gray
duster > leather jacket, easy choice, bud.
as a guy though, I'm going for that catsuit
Justin Turner
>45 minutes long
this is going to be good
or terrible
Angel Cruz
the world is a dark place.
Robert Murphy
Voiceanon was at the LA meetup user she's a gril for sure
funny how you're so fixated on it though
Josiah Kelly
Not Alita tho! :)
Charles Anderson
>themarysue.com
Welp, it's over lads. Pack up your choco bites.
Jonathan Lopez
the day I finding comfort in audios of a dude pretending to be a girl is the day I walk into traffic
Anthony Lewis
Wish Alita was an extra 45 mins long lol :) :)
Jonathan Gutierrez
It did say
>wishlist items
Anthony Allen
ALITANATI CONFIRMED
when people literally confuse the character that represents Satan with God and Hell with Heaven
I'm tired of these brainlets
Sebastian Roberts
Everyone on other boards says that Yea Forums is the pedophile board. These generals are EXACTLY why
Hudson Jones
>linking directly to The Mary Sue
Cooper Cooper
>All those pieces of shit mixed in with diamonds
Thanks! But...not what I asked for.
Parker Williams
it's okay to not like girls user there's plenty of penises here if that's your bag
Levi Phillips
What's making you so angry user? Do you want to talk about it?
Brayden Phillips
Lmfao how did you confirm it?
That's so blatantly the voice of a man
Michael Flores
If you want the same but done by someone who is not a retard here you go:
youtube.com
John Kelly
Was at the LA meet-up. Can confirm voiceanon is a girl.
There’s also other girls lurking here because I showed a few friends the power of /heal/ but they’re probably just lurking rn
Chase Brown
>wasting time on this
>again
>insert pathetic alita image
William Powell
Definitely. excepting the rainbow sweater, i'd wear everything she did. Except maybe the catsuit.
They're a little anime to be wearing around, though.
Carson Davis
clearly he did a penis inspection lol what hell world do you live in?
Evan Lopez
how dare you voice user has a sweet voice
Jeremiah Stewart
>Dark Knight Rises
oh good I can ignore this list
Josiah Robinson
This, they could've squeezed in Grewishka and Hugo's backstories from the manga.
Noah Jenkins
youtube.com
Doc investigates the Blu Ray situation.
>yfw the mouse is responsible.
Ian Sanchez
Is this how fast /ALITA/ usually hits the image limit?
James Johnson
pretty much, yes.
Lucas Wood
>everyone says Yea Forums is the pedophile board
I bet you came here right away
Nicholas Turner
Anywhere after 250 posts is fair game
Samuel Parker
Fashion is very important voiceanon. There’s no right or wrong fashion, just fashion that hints at who a person is and this was executed so well in the film. Little details like this make me love it even more after each viewing
John Rivera
Alitabros are the best haha! We just love our girl haha!
So what if they're the same images day in and day out! Who cares! Love seeing the same images all day!
Adrian Edwards
No, usually faster.
Christian Russell
yeah, i was gonna post another color i did, but i'll post it next thread
Jason Green
I meant me, home-slice
Robert White
This thread in particular hit the image limit pretty quick
Matthew Garcia
>love seeing the same images every day
so I guess that's why you're here every day then
Robert Martin
it may speak more to my debilitating mental illness and the coming on 13 month dry spell I’m hopelessly mired in but Alita stole my heart in a way I’d never before experienced
I now 100% understand the waifu phenomenon
I genuinely care about her more than any girl I ever met in real life
she really feels like the most human person I’ve ever met
MET
it feels like I’ve actually met her, that she’s someone I know
Jace Phillips
Definitely. I went from being confused as to why Hugo has, like, one shirt, to picking out the details of how it relates to his arc. Go for it senpai
Luis Stewart
>select all images with: John Connor
what did it mean by this?
Ian Rivera
Well, TROLL, anyone who actually lurks these threads can tell you there's new, unique, original OC in each and every single thread.
Daniel Brooks
>Hugo's shirt
Isn't it a 55 for Kinuba and then he turns it inside out after they jack him and take his arm?
Landon Cook
I agree with you user.
I’ve been in love and I always thought the waifu shit was weird, but after watching the film, I feel exactly the same love I felt in previous relationships, but for Alita, and this time it’s stronger than anything I’ve ever felt before
Even if she isn’t real, the feelings for her are
Nicholas Lewis
It's starting to recognize people. Skynet soon.
Austin Lopez
>didn't get to watch alita cause i was crippled for almost a year
w-when's the blueray guys
Jacob Young
ding ding ding
William Jackson
Hey guys, saw the movie!
Personally, in my personal opinion, I hated it!
Wasn't good at all!
Horrible pacing, bad acting, cliche plot and obvious cgi!
Not a good movie guys!
3/10
Noah Myers
>everyone i dislike is an mra troll
>everyone i dislike is an sjw harpy
Modern discourse is so heady. I love it
Parker Butler
why do I always read these in a super upbeat voice?
Jordan Smith
You're actually my new favourite shitposter
Isaiah Price
LMFAO
The sheer autism in these threads is amazing. Honestly fucking amazing.
My nigga it's an animated movie character. Like... Chill...
William Cruz
Never, Disney said so.
Xavier Hughes
Oh, so nice of you to join us, Friendly Critic-kun. You even added a numbered ranking this time! I'm afraid you entered the thread a little late in the game. That's okay, though! You can try to spam-post earlier in the next general.
William Collins
Worked
John Wright
what's with the reddit spacers lately?
just tourists?
Carter Anderson
Because of the exclamation marks?
Logan Price
mine too and I especially love how his format immediately got used back at him.
Benjamin Brown
Get that early bread in oven so we can post more images
Hudson Nelson
lol dunno how I got the wrong link
Ayden Ortiz
Pretty sure you're responding to a troll post attempting to imitate an Alita-fan, likely (You)r own post.
John Mitchell
that must be it, I read it in that frantic mark wahlberg voice every time and it makes me laugh
William Evans
Everyone who posts in Alita generals /except me/ is a reddit tourist
you don't care about film as a medium
FACT!1!
Go home reddit
Joshua Lewis
what's his endgame?
not sure anymore
Eli Perez
Are you autistic? You read it that way because it's typed that way. Like that's the whole point of exclamation points.
Luke Ward
Benjamin Sullivan
Creep. This is why Yea Forums gets ridiculed by all the other boards here.
Jaxson Hughes
He broke inside and now he's stuck repeating what remains of his programming.
Noah Brooks
user, that's not the point of exclamation points. Exclaiming does not = upbeat tone
Xavier Harris
Not a good movie guys!
Just my personal opinion!
Say hello to your mother for me!
Carson Richardson
post new bread
Jackson Sanchez
Kek post sexual mark next thread
Kevin Williams
alitalmao.jpg perfect work user
Nathan Fisher
MA! SOME RANDOM user ON Yea Forums Yea Forums SAYS "HI"!!!!!
Joshua Campbell
we'll it looks like we broke him
he sounds like a parody of himself
Ayden Price
This board is unironically the most chad board on the website. If you look past literal reddit hapa invaders and trannys, you find the most established opinions and some of the best tastes. Why would being ridiculed by faggotboards be anything more than a badge of honor?
Benjamin Turner
HEY user, C'MERE I WANT YA TA MEET MY MAH, MAH COME DOWN HEAH
Julian Taylor
HEY MA
GET OFF THE DANG ROOF
Gavin Barnes
Haha guys! Come on now!
How about you just shut the fuck up guys, haha!
I'm here to discuss this very bad, very poorly made movie, that's all!
Stop focusing on me, guys!
I'm here to discuss why I didn't like the movie, in my personal opinion! Haha that's it you brainless and unlovable pieces of weeb trash! Nothing more to it haha!
Chase Baker
MA! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A MEET AND GREET ON Yea Forums GET DOWN HERE FAST!
Landon Wright
I guess I'll make the next thread.
Colton Sanders
yeah like what board is ridiculing Yea Forums
Yea Forums? Yea Forums? /pol/? I don't know why anyone should care
Ayden Martin
MA HURRY UP ALREADY THERE'S NEW BREAD COOKIN UP OR SOME SHIT, SORRY DIDN'T MEAN TA CURSE AN SHIT SORRY
Isaiah Johnson
Thanks for the inspiration:
Parker Scott
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
Lincoln Green
FRESH OUT THE OVEN
Jonathan Sanchez
MA THESE NEW OC ON /ALITA/ KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER GET OVER HERE I WANNA SHOW THEM TO YOU!
Jaxson Wright
Yeah, no, delete that.
Hunter Nelson
HEY MA I THINK THEM THERE Yea Forums BOYS DONE FUCKED IT UP
Cooper Brooks
The only place i've seen criticizing was fucking vp of all places. Funny enough is was an furry ranting about how mad cunny makes him
William Bennett
>furry
>condemning someone else
I guess that's what you could call ironic.
Andrew Gutierrez
aaaaaaaaa her swaggering up to the deckman is probably my favorite non-action shot in the film