Man. You just know
Man. You just know
who was camera?
Girlfriend
Why didn’t he just dodge the bears attacks? They’re big but slow.
>You just know
what? That he was still alive as he and his girlfriend were torn limb from limb by a bear?
>oh that bear is an evil looking motherfucker, he seems very agressive
>dude gets eaten by the bear he didn't want to interact
I mean what?
I mean who was cameraman
they stayed too late in the season when the younger bears get hungry and desperate iirc. Just fucking brutal to think about
I don't understand why people get irrationally angry at this guy.
Grizzlies are known to be THE most hung animals in wildlife, possibly one of the biggest in the world. Grizzly cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Timothy’s pussy.
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I mean that girl would still be alive if he was never born tbf
the bear was in the right, kino reaction
I forgot that women are incapable of making their own decisions.
Grizzly bears can run up to 35 mph you absolute degenerate American.
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>yfw 2:14 onward
sounds like an episode of game of thrones
they really aren't
So just get behind the bear and choke it out. It’s not rocket science.
>just play dead
>bear goes away
WOW THAT WAS HARD
If you could legally procure a bear would you do it?
Trains can travel up to 150 mph, but can be dodged easily by getting out of the way. Very similar to grizzly bear.
This is what happens to retards.
Plus he warned multiple times.
So you run faster you fucking dumbass yurocuck.
What are you going to do? Dodge him for 2 days straight as you try and exit the Alaskan wilderness?
There mutt now go to bed
Climb a tree then duh lol
only people that have the actual recording was his sister and the police
Not all the time moran. Sometime you have to alpha.
this is fake. the actual audio was never released so this might very well be an episode of Game of Thrones.
It's ok I'll remind you
>implying
>A common misconception is that grizzly bears, unlike black bears, cannot climb trees. While its long claws make climbing more difficult for a grizzly than for a black bear, a grizzly can get to you in a tree – it will more likely, however, be able to reach you before you reach the tree.
fws.gov
Against cubs
>The muslim refugee cant run faster than 28mph
Why are white people so fucking stupid? There is literally no reason to every leave the city and head to the jungle.Why do whitoids love to go camping and shit and then get eaten by bears??!!!
i-frames aren't a thing in real life
>bear looks like bitch from the ring
>"..Majestic, so dang majestic, I tell ya.."
>GWAAAGGHHH AAHAHHH GLLUUURRRGGGG
What did he mean by this?
Bears aren't as unpredictable as niggers.
is the tape still not available?
I really want to hear the bear enjoying his meal
Bears are incredibly fast, you have no clue.
Giving women responsibility for themselves is misogyny
Just dig a hole in the ground then lmao
Not 3nough adaptabilty, his rolls had barely any I frames
Someone post the kino webm of the guy failing to hit a bear with a bow, and at the end all we see is a drop of blood fall on some water
I have the audio. If someone gets quads, I'll upload it.
okay
>drop of blood
Sorry to burst your bubble gramps but it's just a light.
>hungry bears, which are scavengers and often eat carrion killed by other animal
>JUST PLAY DEAD LMAO
black bears run, brown bears eat you
Fuck you park services. Bears rule!
I'll never go camping because of the threat of bears. Fuck that
is this supposed to be sarcasm? because that's the objective truth.
FIGHT BACK
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I hike and camp in bear territory and I've only used bear spray once. If it's not close to hibernation they're just big slow oafs. Mountain lions are 'scarier' because you'll be dead before you even see one
Shit and I thought I could at least fight back against a mountain lion
>Implying your out of shape ass could get up a tree
You def could that user is a fucking pussy who is afraid he's going to be raped by a bear.
Cuz bears are totally nice.
The guy had a weird fetish for bears, getting eaten by one probably made him orgasm
>uses mph
>accuses others of being American
nice try m8
maybe you'd run faster if you kept your skin on, retard.
Vid is from Finland which only has brown bears
fuck you rookie
easy, check these