Maybe this will refresh your memory

Maybe this will help

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Thanks, I just had it stuffed

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leslie nielsen is an american treasure.

eternal F.

>end of the second episode of Police Squad where they freezeframe and the criminal realises he can move around

It's so fucking retarded but is one of the few things to make me cry laughing.

Except he was canadian

he was cool so i will count him as american.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm A. Locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

This is Sgt Booker and Takeraway

So you shot once and Jim fell?

>Jim Fell's the owner Frank, Jim Johnson was the teller

reddit movie

We wouldve come sooner but your husband wasnt dead yet

Implying the average redditor could sit through the only movie that can be measured in Jokes Per Minute

reddit post

Cigarette?

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I've been trying to find a clip that keeps eluding me, anyone have the scene where the villain dies by being thrown off a building and repeatedly run over by things until eventually Nielson says something like tsk tsk tsk my uncle went the same way

Yes, i know.

That would imply that reddit has better taste in movies than Yea Forums.

Haha

youtube.com/watch?v=JnI30mIKW2k

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that would imply Yea Forums isn't 97% redditors

Spy hard?

Very nice

We need more gifs/webm

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Surely you can't be serious

>what if movies had actual jokes instead of stammering awkward """humor""" and out of place quips
>Say No More Famalama

underrated

YAHOOOO

This is a Naked Gun thread; not a Police Squad thread.

THE STARS AT NIGHT

ARE BIG AND BRIGHT

is this some kind of bust?

"Well, that's great. I've been dating too. Nice girl. An author. She wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You've probably read it."

Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

Weeks?

What did she mean by this? I never got this one

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS

youtube.com/watch?v=lRC1y1xhIkI

UH-DOH-BEE

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Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

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Modifying your weapons on the fly in Crysis

So faggy Americans.

A hospital? What is it?

Nielsen is buried in Fort Lauderdale, his tombstone reads 'Let 'er rip'

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.

Frank: Awfully big moustache.

Frank: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.

Captain Ed Hocken: Sex, Frank?

Frank: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

Sergeant Takeraway, Sergeant Bookem.

Like a midget at a urinal, I would have to stay on my toes

Booker*

Yes, it's very impressive.

>That scene where it looks like Frank is driving his car, but he's actually in the back seat and a disembodied set of arms are driving

> Hector Savage from Detroit

> Assault with a concrete dildo

>Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo? What the hell were you doing there in the first place?

>You're taking a big chance.

I know; You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street, or sticking your face in a fan.