This is gonna be kino and you know it, faggots

This is gonna be kino and you know it, faggots.

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Poor Jared Leto, this is obviously the movie he wanted to make.

Thought the same, the laugh is on point.

yeah, I'm thinking its based

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>kino
It's perfect confluence of stereotypical nerdy plebshit, it's the average Yea Forumseddit poster, relatively new to the site, who goes to all the big boards on the site and shits them all up equally with his narrow knowledge and experience with various artistic mediums. He knows mainstream video games, he knows mainstream movies, he knows mainstream cartoons (especially those from the 90s and early 00s), and he knows only the biggest comic book characters. And he feels marginalized by society because of how much of a shut in he is, so he'll have the most shallow /pol/ opinions and tastes. He'll prattle on endlessly about cucks and interracial porn, but he isn't informed or even cares about international political issues and happenings. It's just a slight veneer of memeracism and mememisogyny and the rejection of anything that could be considered "degenerate." He'll beg for the mods to stop /pol/ ideals from actually being fulfilled.

And the cross poster signals all of this to his other cross posters with the word "kino." It's like those hobo chalk signs. You slap it on a thread so other cross posters know it's safe to come out of the woodwork

how are they supposed to go if they cant read

>PG-13

That's a YIKES from me, boss.

Tarkovsky already made this movie. Themes of alienation have been done better in many works for that matter. This is just dishonest mcdonalds arthouse for the capeshit audience - they want superficial deep, dark movies while still getting their kick brainless entertainment. This film will join others like Blade Runner 2049 in being film targeted at people not actually into film.

MOMS

GONNA

FREAK

Have sex, bitter incel.

>dishonest
>mcdonalds arthouse
What did he mean by this?

I hope it's shit

fuck movies

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Well?

who hurt you?

It's a trick, get an axe.

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Why try and recreate perfection? So shove it up your wrinkly puckered ass hole.

I'm not surprised at all now. You don't because you cant

thats what insiders are saying
and its confirmed that the black girl is a stripper

Hey, fuck you. I like friendo.

>mcdonalds arthouse
>superficial deep, dark movies
>brainless entertainment.

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>Tarkovsky already made this movie
lmao

there are good science fiction "arthouse" films, maybe they can make a good capeshit one. also the claim that directors shouldn't make movies about alienation because "people already done that" is nonsense obviously

Fucking A.

Not directly, but many of Tarkovsky's film have an aesthetic of alienation even when not dealing with it directly. Very similar to Antonnioni, who literally deals with themes of alienation in his work.

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Jared is a fag and his character sucked. He came close to ruining that character for a generation. Nice grills queer

let's be real here. It's a soft R. Deadpool R

Yeah, so why should anyone ever bother to revisit those themes, right? All that can be said has already been said. In fact, why do we even have movies? Authors were already exploring these themes in both poetry and prose for literal centuries before the advent of film.

Bryan Callen is playing a stripper
name me one PG-13 movie with a stripper

cool backtracking bro. BTW flexing with entry level art film directors when it's incredibly obvious which Scorsese films Joker is aping doesn't make you look smart

I think they will try and recapture Nolans magic but fall short

Countless directors have made films about alienation, why bring up Tarkovsky when Joker shares no further similarities with his films? If anything Joker looks like a rip off of all of Scorsese's 70's films.

>also the claim that directors shouldn't make movies about alienation because "people already done that" is nonsense obviously
The problem is more so the impressionable young (male) audience celebrating a film or character that panders to them (e.g. "he's lonely just like me, he's literally me! tfw no gf") while ignoring the fact, out of literal ignorance and lack of film knowledge, that none of it is original. It's to easy to tack on an illusion of depth when to comes to things like loneliness and alienation, which are universally understood and thus require no substance to back them up. It feels like a lot of modern moviegoers fall for cheap emotional pandering, but as long as they resonate with the work they don't care.

that's a lot of presumptions there, bud.

I like how its so much easier to understand why/how everyone on Yea Forums seems to be so impossibly fucking stupid if you read posts as if they have an indian accent.

A fucking christmas carol movie can be made in a way that is fresh and interesting and difficult to even recognize as a christmas carol despite the fact there's a fucking hundred versions of a christmas carol. But it is also possible to make a boring and derivative movie of a christmas carol, as that has also been done a hundred times.

Which is all to say, my ESL friend, something isn't boring because it is derivative, its boring because its not doing anything interesting because the target audience is boring retards with no interest in anything interesting.

first teaser was much better

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>name me one PG-13 movie with a stripper
Independence Day. HA, DEFEATED BY MY SUPERIOR Yea Forums KNOWLEDGE. BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER YOU PHILISTINE.

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>plebbit spacing

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independence day

There isn't a single opinion in that post.

>A fucking christmas carol movie can be made in a way that is fresh and interesting and difficult to even recognize as a christmas carol despite the fact there's a fucking hundred versions of a christmas carol. But it is also possible to make a boring and derivative movie of a christmas carol, as that has also been done a hundred times.
How many live action Joker origin stories do you know?

If it's coming out of your ass, then it is an opinion, not a fact.

imagine DiCaprio was a pick for this

Wrong. I remember the "OH NO NO NO NO NO" posts. The makeup looks shitty as fuck in the teaser, works great in the trailer.

Try actually reading and understanding the post.

Why are you on Yea Forums then fren?

Nothing in is an asspull.

not if theres nudity

>trumps america so bad people are going crazy

makes sense tbhfams
my brother is in the pills already

Arguably everything is. Starting with the Indian thing. Your opinions aren't facts.

See See K from BR2049
See Gosling from Drive
See Travis from Taxi Driver
All "wow, he's just like me", no substance required to appreciate the themes. So when someone claims a capeshit origin story, which is a rehash by itself, is going to be "kino" based on a 2 minute trailer that depicts a sad guy alienated from society, they're clearly 1) anti-art consumerists who love Hollywood spew, and 2) fall for the most possibly lazy, uninspired characterization and writing.

You're really just verifying that by getting so triggered over it. Now run along, there's a street that needs to be shat in.

>tfw finally a movie to see in theaters

Bros, I haven't been to a theater since The Dark Knight Rises .. should I pull the trigger on this?

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>:)

cuck stay seething

>written by the same guy who also wrote:
>road trip
>old school
>hangover trilogy
>a star is born
this will NOT be kino

I'm not even Indian, retard.

not sure if projection or accurate

all this from a two minute trailer, wew boy

share some of that brain power for the kids that need it

>I based my opinion on a few reactions despite not having even seen the movie

Someones going to pull the trigger in the theater...........................................

>pull the trigger
Please turn yourself in.

fuck, had I seen that in theaters I would've never been able to enter a theater again and I would've had to just give up on film forever.

If you don't like that phenomenon, I'm afraid you're in for a loser's life

is that one of those things like how spics get upset about being called mexican?

I unironically thought TDKR was alright when I saw it

It was only a year later when I saw it on blue ray that I was astonished how shit it was

Do you prejudice yourself against all new films sight unseen, O Exalted Gatekeeper, or do you pick and choose out of pure hypocritical bias?

>implying I'm going to see capeshit
I wouldn't even have heard of this if you plebs didn't spam the board nonstop. I wouldn't be in this thread if my actual film thread hadn't been spammed off the catalog within 25 minutes.

he doesn't have the taste to even contribute to something like this

Not sure, you tell me, faggot. I don't live in Burgerland.

>it bad becos my 4chin friends said so!
jesus you're fucking pathetic

>man who lives on the indian subcontinent and shits in a street is attempting to claim to not be indian

Bad opinions AND bad posts?!?

>you're le indian XDD poo poo
Is this the power of Yea Forums? Step up your game, faggots.

I'm seeing this the day it comes out.

>my shitty Brie Larson thread got spammed to death REEEEEEEE
kys shill

The only reason I could stand that movie is because I could leave the room whenever I needed. If I couldn't leave I would've cringed myself inside out.

It's the origin story to one of the best villains in capeshit and helps with setting the precedent of movies focusing on the villains rather than the heroes.

Yikes

This clearly looks like someone parasitized DC's decomposing corpse to shit out a character driven movie in the vein of taxi driver, and the only reason it got greenlit is because the execs are panicking hard and don't know what the fuck is going on in their own flagship franchise.
Interestingly the movie actually looks well put together, could just be clever trailer editing, but who knows.
Too bad 90% of the discussion herein will be people either sucking the movie's dick or calling it garbage because it's not as revolutionary as citizen kane.

shut up retard, you think Marty hasn't ripped off other movies? you think Taxi Driver is totally original? it's closer to King of Comedy anyway

look at the plebs upset at this
it's just like when Yea Forums cancer first stepped onto Yea Forums with their pro capeshit ideals then everyone said tdkr and avengers 1 would be shit
amazing how time truly is a flat circle

the only reason the joker is such a great villain is his chemistry with batman. The joker by himself is yang without ying.

It's clearly not intending to be an "origin movie" and any "cinematic universe" elements present will most likely be shoehorned in at the behest of the studio

This movie could easily get fantastic 4'd

wrong, he's the most famous villain for a reason. no one gives a fuck about Lex Luthor or Dr Doom for instance.

>Bros, I haven't been to a theater since The Dark Knight Rises
lel, me too

I like Lex but Dr. Doom is a literal who

have sneed

The Venom movie was great even though it didn't have Spider Man in it.

>shits on scorsese
Wew i need a 40cal suit to handle these takes
Recommend me some real kino then fagtron

Stop sniffing your farts faggot.

Taxi Driver remade as a vehicle for The Joker, it's perfect and I can't believe no one thought of it until now. I don't give a fuck if anons get salty and call it Mcdonalds arthouse, this is going to be great.

Why does the person in this picture look exactly like the person who would go watch this movie?

Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

there is no arthouse. there's capeshit and oscar bait and then everything else including Netflix

venom and spiderman have shitty chemistry and the fact venom is a villian always comes across as very forced and artificial.

What's wrong with Mcdonalds arthouse anyway? Everyone likes a big mac

Based.

People like this actually exist:

based OP!

People like lex luthor when hes written as an actual mirror to superman and give him a reactive motivation that brings out something in the total non-entity that superman usually is, and write superman in such a way where there's a damned good organic reason for lex to not be buried a thousand feet below the earth in a hermetically sealed cell that occasionally gets food and water dropped in every eight hours.

Then Dr Doom is too much an on-the-nose villian for anyone to give a shit about him.

Why are DCucks always cringe neckbeard faux philosophers?

It's like putting ketchup on a steak. Except the steak is well done, too, but you're oblivious to this. Serious superhero films are for people who refuse to commit to actual worthwhile film but want to pretend like they do. It's the easy way out, saying "that's deep, that's a real movie" without ever having to actually understand film nor appreciate it as a medium. It's faux cinema, film with no substance, that's what this Joker film is.

>It's like putting ketchup on a steak. Except the steak is well done
Sounds yummy

Ebert admitted he lowered his score for the good the bad and the ugly because it was a western. He discounted it solely for being a western, as you do now with capeshit.

It’s all gonna be up to the script. If the writing is bad for a movie like this it will all fall apart

They'll probably just fuck up by making the batman in the 90s so they can fit this joker in

You mean a movie is bad if it's badly written?

because the thin veneer of philosophy and higher concepts behind certain character interactions is the entire reason there even are fans of DC comics?

One of the main reasons TDK was so well regarded is because it made the joker's existence batman's fault. As healthy organized crime is self-regulating to an extent and an entity like the joker would've been seen as a threat and stamped out before it could cause any trouble. But the weakened mob allowed the opportunistic infection that is the joker to occupy the power-vacuum created by batman's assault against organized crime.

he doesn't have the taste to choose a good film and doesn't have the talent to act in a good film

Well yeah obviously but some movies can get away with having a bad script and bad dialogue if it’s more visual or just an action movie

Nobody is able to contort their body quite like Joaquin. He is able to twist himself in pretzels in very odd, upsetting ways

Literally what's the point? Without Batman this is just a story about crazy guy in clown make-up killing people.

>special effects are just tool, a means of telling a story. a special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing.

I'll never be able to watch a sergio leone film because of the horrendous dubbing.

When will you just stop with the Company Wars shit?

yes. also sneedpost irl while you're there

>Ebert
Him along with Siskel are one of the few people that make my blood boil when I hear their names. Just a reminder that Siskel literally advocated for the harassment of Betsy Palmer due to her being in Friday the 13th.

When they cure autism.

Stay triggered, mouseketer.
This will be kino.

Leto obviously fashions himself a film connoisseur and desperately wants to leave his mark in the world as an artist, as evidenced in his appearances in fight club, requiem for a dream and BR2049. Also Mr Nobody. You can dislike him all you want but it's clear he'd have been delighted to contribute to something like this. He doesn't seem to have the spark or talent to leave his own staple on the character like nicholson or ledger though, even if he tried really really hard. The script didn't help either, all factors made it a perfect storm of shit.

Ya know you have the 'tism, right?

This has my interest piqued. I'm not saying it will definitely be good, but it is interesting. Usually the Joker is depicted as an unrelatable monstrous sadist, who just fucks with people and callously destroys everything in his path, and you get mad at Batman for sparing his life and sending him to Arkham all the time.

This has the potential to add something to our perception of Joker. Instead of making him a sadistic monster with no remorse, making him a relatable character, who gets shat on like everyone else does really adds something to our perception of the Joker.

Everybody has been shitted on, everybody has lost someone. There's a lot of people who know what its like to love their mom, and to try to protect what you love, but everybody fucks with you.

This could be The Office Space of Jokers.

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Doesn't change the fact that I think they're objectively terrible people.

>anyone who dislikes what I like is an awful person

You have autism. Your perceptions of reality are distorted to the point of fault.

... because the autism is why you think they're terrible people.

The trailer for Frozen wasn't very good at portraying the movie either so I guess this could be all right.

A terrible person berates others for having mental issues such as autism.

what about this one?

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the real trailer was better

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Joker: Did you know...
WARNER BROS PRESENTS
Joker: that despite being only 13% of the population
A MOVIE BY SAM RAIMI
Joker: they commit 50% of the crimes? Hahaha, funny isn't it?
Scared, visibly shaken woman: Who are you talking about?
*joker laughs*
Joker: Well, you're giving me no choice, I'll have to say it now!
*the woman's eyes open widely as the realisation hits her*
Woman: NO, DON'T!
Joker: NI-
JOKER
COMING 2019

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So it's canon that joker is an incel now?

even if this movie sucks everyone will still say "at least it wasnt as bad as jared leto playing joker". worst casting choice ever.

I am not berating you. Correctly identifying your autism is not a personal attack.

Literal poo poo pee pee tier banter

Based and kinopilled

Based and poopilled

So by your standards who is actually into film? Does watching movies no longer count as watching movies. You're a fucking try hard dumb cunt. Capeshit is capeshit though

jared leto's problem was the fact he didn't have a backstory. Namely the jason todd backstory that would've justified his behavior and the fact he wasn't dead in zack snyder's super-murderer universe.

It's a story that will probably end up showing the development of Batman not just the Joker having a bad day.

My homie in the inndustrty told me the entire plot yesterday, AMA. Btw, very kino.

did you suck his dick or did he suck yours?

the mad lad

t. butthurt black creatura

Nice dubs. No he's already seen it at it's current stage. We both have a cool job that allows for this kind of thing. It's fun to work for the moving image industry.

I'm not the user with autism you were talking to. You seem like a cunt though.

what happens to his mom

leto is based. you're all just jealous he could fuck any woman he wants. incels are so insecure

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>tfw I haven't even cared enough to watch the trailer but still shitpost negative comments to send DC autists seething into the atmosphere

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Did I overexaggerate? Yes.Even if I actually had Autism, that doesn't change the fact that they have both said some really shitty things.

>le incel xDD
cringe

based

This looks like just a repackaged exposition elongated into a whole film. Like Seinfield, it’s going to be about fucking nothing masked in a bullshit "beautiful tragedy" emotional narrative; the perfect platform for neckbeard underdogs to rally to. Worse than gamers, but expected to be misinterpreted by casual masses at a hardcore level. Disney's fairy-tale format for the Marvel Universe works well because those set-pieces as epics are perfect for a casual group to digest. It is pure raw entertainment. No spin-offs or over-ambitious endeavors that would upset the fandom. Just regurgitated history that is familiar but fresh.
DC has to die, they should have shut down the company once Stan Lee died. He encapsulated everything that DC was. They think their comic-book format of "reinventing" their characters by giving licenses to different creative minds will work for their cinematic universe, but their films aren’t timeless because nothing really comes together. 30 Batmans in the comics was cool because you see the different art styles and parallel storylines, but not in film. So many Batmans and Jokers already – and we just had Leto, the perfect Joker.
This garbage is Del Toro shot-for-shot. A third of the runtime will be non-verbal sequences of subliminal background pieces used to build a pretty setting with no substance. It’s a director casting Joaquin to act insane on camera by doing uncanny goofy dances and laughing. Most of the script will be acted in a hushed whisper tone with the boom-stick picking up voice grain on purpose to stylize itself as a hard drama.
You're a fucking idiot if you're hyped and this is not copypasta. A trailer is supposed to be cut to look good – enjoy sitting for 2 and a half hours watching Joaquin’s spin-around camera while he whispers into a boom mic about how dreadful his life is. They could have cast Sandra Bullock as the Joker and it would be the same fucking movie with the same “beautiful tragedy” template.

This whole movie is jewish anti-incel propaganda designed to denigrate the clown world meme

ok retard

shitty pasta 2/10

Oof

unironically spot on

Is the kid behind the fence lil’ Brucey in the trailer? Makes me think they gone go Burton route and have the Joker kill his parents in an alleyway in the second half of the movie.

Fuck that
>smirk eyebrow raise into grimace
is fucking amazing, I hope that makes it into the movie

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

confirmed bruce, the kid is listed in the cast as him. apparently papa wayne has something to do with the story

does he have a black love interest
doesnt it feel too forced at this point

>nobody gives a fuck about Dr Doom

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The spoilers which have pretty much been confirmed by scenes in the trailer say yes that is bruce who is also his half brother

fuck off shill

Can someone explain this film to me?
>Does it take place in the DCEU?
>Is Batman gonna be in it?

Would be better if he was shot sitting in a moving train, honnêtement.

>DCEU
Lmao no. That would require DC have any kind of plan other than copying Marvel

what about Batman? you cannot have a Joker movie without Batman

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Does anyone have the webm where he yells fuck niggers and runs from a few months ago

This is Bruce Wayne, the boy that grows up to be Batman. It is the literal explanation of the chemistry between the Joker and Batman.

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has there ever been a movie shilled as hard by /pol/incels as this one?
I wonder why? Articles say it's going to be anti-Trump so they're probably going to get BTFO agian.

probably because he just got into tarkovsky

the reactions to the trailer has been so hilarious

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>joker dates a nigress
Was that what he meant when he said fuck niggers all this time?

bruce wayne is not batman. its a holy trinity type deal. Instead of god, father, son, holy spirit, its bruce wayne in the center, then batman, adult bruce wayne, and child bruce wayne. Bruce wayne as a child is not batman, batman is not bruce wayne as an adult, and bruce wayne as an adult is not child bruce wayne. The (best) idea of the character is MAH PARENTS ARE DEEEEEAAAAAD fractured bruce wayne into three separate but simultaneously existing entities. He's still punching crime, he's still the kid in mourning, he's still the millionaire playboy, but the only thing holding the entire mass together is the trauma.

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You incel say the same thing about Suicide Squad.

>arthouse
what's this? pls someone explain

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We can see through you shill

people who will go to see this movie are:
Retail workers in the 25-35 age group
the kind of person who uses "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about
Infantilized men who are literally scared to think
Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
People who live paycheck-to-paycheck
People who think movies like the Avengers are major cinematic events and are looking for something to fill the gaps in between
People who drink soda on a daily basis and think certain foods are "manly"
Men with low sex drives that have an obsession with how attractive a certain actress is in the last movie they watched
People who think more about what snacks they'll choose at the concession stand than which movie they're seeing
People who use phrases like "I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home but...." when asked about they're views on homosexuality.
People who comment on facebook posts made by companies for the sake of marketing
People who consider blowjobs as a treat or reward
People who have never traveled outside of the country they were born in
Grown men who act grossed out when they see another man's penis, whether they're genuinely afraid of male anatomy or simple scared of appearing gay
People who walked out of Inception felling a profound sense of wonder, like they'd witnessed something beyond their understanding
People who've ever used the argument "Hey vegetarians, what are -these- for?"
People who make excuses for their use of the word Nigger by saying "Well there's niggers and there's black people.
People who've never been considered for a promotion
People who've kept the same condom in their wallet so long it's expired
People who do not groom or trim their pubic hair

People without hope, ambition or a drive, looking to coast through life and scurry along the path of least resistance as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't really require any effort, either mental or physical.

Really? fuck...that's a bad sign

good god man...you are insufferable
Everything's been done, the point is to do it well enough that it feels fresh
Loosen up

the only reason taxi driver was rated R was the porn theater scenes.

>watching reaction videos
What the fuck is wrong with you. Stop. For the love of god, just stop. People don't need to be rewarded for their blatant laziness. Especially with how contrived those "reactions" are, I've seen more convincing reactions in porn.

Wow those people sound a lot more pleasant to be around in a functioning society than you, you colossal fart-inhaler.

>never forgave the Joker for stuffing his greasy hobo thumbs into his mouth

The deepest lore