Create a 1 sentence horror movie concept for a new Jordan Peele film

Isabel moner and kiernan shipka find themselves lost in the ghettoes of Detroit and develop a purely physical relationship where oral is the main focus

Ghosts that are actually KKK members

RACISM.

the dabbing man dabs on anyone who dares go out alone at night

Black family terrorized by poltergeists of Conferderate soldiers

wypipo dun invented aids

Tuskegee Experiment style research in the 50’s creates intelligent nee-grow zombies what eat all dem whypipo scientists n shieet.

get out but with the roles reversed

Blacks disappear all over the United States, and the remaining Americans have to cope with their 50% less incidence of violent crimes, 10% lower obesity rate, median wage increase of $15k, 40% lower incidence of STD's, and 40% increase in available government resources and welfare assistance

Hijinks ensue

Randomly selected twilight zone episode, but everyone is niggers.

It's like The Thing but everyone is black and the thing is actually a government test subject who was implanted with the brain of a KKK grand wizard

niggas in space,
shit goes down.

Pretty sure that movie was made

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The main character finds out they're related to a white person and they go insane. Basically, it's reverse Lovecraftian.

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we're all living in a Truman show type of simulation and there are aliens watching us for entertainment

huwhy pepo conspired to kill some rapper in order to suppress a "Dr.Sebi" documentary where he cure diabeetus and AIDS.

It's the shining, but with black people!

The Sixth Sense with black people, at the end instead of being a ghost he's actually an alien, which doesn't make any sense but it will get a 99% on RT anyway

Slaves picking cotton, but the cotton is actually souls and every time they pick it someone dies.

white people drive a car like this

*bum* *bum* *bum*

and black people drive a car like this

*laugh track*

Black people just aren't good in horror movies that don't involve dark jungles, machetes, juju black magic, or zombies.

Like what this nigga doing in a haunted ass Victorian house?

Devil (2010) but the elevator is African American.

First person POV about an increasingly outcast and menaced person. The final shot of the film is a third person shot of the main character, showing them to be the only black person in a white world!

Sōylent Black is black people.

A sewer rat trains a bunch of turtles to fight crime

My best friend through elementary, middle and highschool was a mulatto guy who would drive with his seat leaned all the way back and his chest close to the steering wheel. It's funny to me that a biracial guy was a combination of the two stereotypes.

If you could just blanket remove one demographic wouldn't it be far more helpful to remove low IQ or low education level people

Removing black people is just less efficient

Black people... go back to Africa!
*screams echo through the audience*

Blacks also fit both of the demographics you listed.

Jordan Peele those panties down if you wanna act in this town.

Jordan Peele whitey from the list if you catch my drift.

Jordan Peele back my foreskin because I feel like fork 'in

Jordan Peele down my pants if you want your film finance

Jordan Peele off that dress and rub your pussy on my chest

Jordan Peele on the condom because I don't want my life filled with a conundrum

Jordan Peele open your holes if you want those roles

Chicken and waffles, but they're made by da gub'mint.

Reboot of Halloween with an all-black cast

Michael Myers is Peele's favorite horror character, after all.

>Michael Myers is Peele's favorite horror character, after all.
Fucking shit, this is the worst taste. Even Pumpkinhead was better.

Yes but it's less efficient to do so because not every black person is an "undesirable," even if a lot of them are, and you'd miss the shitty white people too

I'm saying if you could remove a demographic to improve society there are better options that could get better bang for your buck

We'd get rid of a ton of them if we follow the other user's plan, but a bunch of whites and chinks and beaners etc and even some JEWS! have to go too. I'll probably end up in a camp myself.

A black man goes to a house and there is a white man and his white wife. They kill the racist white man and fuck. There's a ghost or some shit.

black man think it dont do,but it do.

It's a reboot of Friday the 13th but the victims are all white and the killer is black.

that's just a normal friday then.

we wuzn't kangz

there are a lot of shitty jobs, making low iq and uneducated people quite valuable.

>wouldn't it be far more helpful to remove low IQ or low education level people
That's what he said. Remove all blacks.

You mean the jobs that are overwhelmingly filled by black people?

95% of those shitty jobs will be gone in 2 decades due to automation.
Pretty soon its gonna be near impossible to make a living without a skill or trade

Please apply some critical thinking

Monk develops amnesia but everyone thinks he’s the most enlightened.

Scientists accidentally create and release a disease that kills all white people.

Wait, that sounds like paradise, not horror.

To make it a horror for black people, the disease can't only kill off whites. That would leave east-Asians, non-white Caucasians and an assortment of other types of people that blacks could leech off of.

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FAMOUS DIRECTOR DECIDES TO CAST
BEST FRIEND IN A MOVIE HAHA

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a new mmorpg with top of the line graphics and gameplay invites beta testers from all over the world to test the game but the company imprisons them and makes them play the role of npcs.

Black American remake of Battle Royal. Taking place in an abandoned minor town.

>median wage increase of $15k
meaningless if no one is earning more and the only reason it increases is because a lower subset is removed

white collar desk jobs will be automated before blue collar labor jobs

Blue collar labor job automation means physical machines which are expensive and require maintenance, these jobs are also cheaper for humans to do and are less common in the US than desk jobs.

An AI doing someone's desk job without anything other than a CPU and some RAM is far cheaper and requires 0 physical maintenance. Human white collar desk jobs are also more numerous and more expensive, there's far greater incentive to figure out how to automate them first.

orange man second term