BOOM HERE COMES THE BOOM
*dabs on Shitzam*
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Ms. Captain Marvel whatever about to squirt on DC lamo
I'm gonna bump it
>nothing personel incels
I just saw it and felt it was on par with agent cody banks
>aquamn in the toilet because he's brown
racist bitch
>Another box office thread
Based
>Actually believes the numbers Disney's claiming
yeah, sure, doing exactly 60% as well day on day at the domestic as Infinity War save that one Tuesday, it just happens to have a massively lower proportion of memes and conversations about its content then Infinity War and next to no hype born from it for some reason.
>Shit-zam
Blahahahaa!!! Can't believe I never thought of that. Such an easy burn. On par with such a grade school film.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DC FAGGOTS BLOWN THE FUUUUCCCK OUT HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Yea Forums getting BTFO by Oscar-winning incel-slayer
capeshit is soulless garbage.
>Needs Netflix to tweet out your IMDB credits so people know you did not, in fact, just appear out of nowhere
Even Tom Holland had a less artificial rise then this.
Imagine a company actually spending 1b bucks just so their movie doesn't look like a flop.
what makes you say this
he's probably talking about the fact the stated numbers don't match with the images of empty theatres, and also this
>le empty theaters
they've been debunked already, why are you still in denial DC cuck? are you seriously THIS mad?
>debunked
tweets by actors saying "naw it did hapen" isn't debunking
the pictures were faked or taken HOURS before the movie started, keep coping
Disney is paying people to not see Shazam
has Yea Forums ever been so BTFO?
slay queen
Brie a cute! A CUTE!
Is this the new cope?
I can't keep up with all the mental gymnastics and conspiracies DinCels come up with
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
disney paid rotten tomatoes to drop the score by 7% just because they can
>DCucks using RT scores
They've become what they swore to destroy
They have no pride or self respect. Period. DCfags are the scum of the fucking earth and never stand by their convictions. Ever.
>"who cares about rotten tomatoes"
>"lmao based DC check out the rotten tomato score for Shazam! epic"
I don’t know a single person who has seen this or even talked about it. I’m seriously not even going to pay to watch endgame because disney is so full of shit
HAS Yea Forums EVER LOST THIS HARD?
HAHAHAHAHA
wait, I thought DCfags HATED rotten tomatoes?? i can't keep up :(
Post the proof of these debunkings then ya poojeet
>implying shitzam will make a billion
It’s over Yea Forums bros....they *cough* they got us
Cody Banks had prime Hilary Duff though. Shazam has no waifus.
mmmhhhh salty incel tears
>when it made a billion and DCels start panicking for real
>discussing movies with normie friend
>he's a big superhero fan
>way into comics
>watches every capeshit movie
>especially loves Marvel
>Oh I watched Captain Marvel by the way, pretty neutral about it
>over the next hour convince him it's shit
>by the end he's raving about how unlikeable Brie Larson is and how there was no character arc etc
>says it's now like a 2/10
The masses can be converted. Just because they saw it doesn't mean it's good.
>when it blasts through 1 billion and DCels go on suicide squad watch
Too bad that won't help your box office
>if even one heart can be changed, it doesn't matter than Justice League made less than most yard sales
Can it make 1 billion?
If by "1 billion" you mean "150 million" then no
It's just a movie dude
You capeshitters will use RT or the Box office depending on what favors your argument. I guess if RT matters Shazam is better than Infinity War. If Box office matters then Suicide Squad is better than Winter Soldier
>hasn't even beat the total underdog Aquaman
Why I'm supposed to be impressed again?
>This whole thread
Were DCfags this obnoxious when Aquaman made over a billion?
>Look up Aquaman box office
>$300 million in China
What the fuck
>literally berates friend for over an hour to force him to change his opinion over a fucking superhero movie
That’s of level of autism far surpassing what I thought was possible
And I’m unironically browsing Yea Forums
>something something attractive males and females
not that it matter's, we're playing the movie equivalent to the special olympics with capeshit anyway
That's a joke right? There's only 1 or 2 pro-Marvel threads. When Aquaman hit a billion, there were 15 to 20 pro-DC threads. Which I get, DC rarely if ever, gets a win. But the Aquashilling was esxcessive.
Right? What a fucking loser. "I brainwashed my buddy and I'm so proud of myself!" - he sounds insufferable. I imagine it's his one and only friend.
>Shazam OUT
>Joker IN
PeRFecT !
i didnt see it because the last marvel film i saw was the hulk and it sucked the liquid out of an already dry turd
This can't be happening! We have to stop these women bros!
This youtube.com
This is the reason China loves Aquaman. Huge ass spectacles like this. Same reason bayformers is so loved in China.
How can he talk underwater?
I wonder if people would still watch marvelshit if footage came out of the cast performing satanic rituals before filming? Nothing like child blood to get you through the day
>>many Pro-Aquaman threads
Must be The studio shills trying to make DC cool. It didn’t work, DC has made mostly terrible movies while Marvel continues to consistently make good movies.
great bitch
but can you get me N13 and N14 seats?
no, you could buy out your own theatres though
of course I mean for endgame btw
What level of cope is this ?
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>all this raiding wasted on a single thread
Are you guys new at this or what?
Shhh...
I just want to say these images never get old
>when you STILL R E F U S E to eat the D I S C
Imagine if Endgame flops critically.