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first come first serve, all OPs are faggots.

Friendly reminder that your sexual organs did nothing wrong.

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Those dubs suck

watching season 2 of TOS for the 4th time > watching nuTrek.

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It's been a stressful day. How are you going to wind down, ensign user?

1. sing Klingon Operas with Worf
2. Kal-Toh with Tuvok
3. tennis with Dr. Bashir
4. pool with Paris
5. chess with Spock
6. watch Frankenstein movies with Trip
7. discuss Cardassian Enigma Tales with Garak
8. ships in a bottle with Captain Picard
9. sit in a bucket with Odo
10. holosuite whoring with Barclay
11. whip up a souffle with Captaion Sisko
12. fence with Sulu
13. start a Jazz band with Riker
14. tap dance with Dr.Crusher
15. exchange drinking stories with Bones
16. build a model ship with Geordie
17. Oo-mox with Quark
18. paint with Data
19. Kadis-kot with Seven of Nine
20. Tongo with Jadzia
21. aerobics with Troi
22. bark with Porthos
23. write holonovels with the Doctor
24. go on a romantic date with Riker
25. darts with O'Brien
26. ??? (hard mode: holodecks are not currently functioning)

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Every day.

Fuck klingon operas, gimme some of that klang music from VOY.
> memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Klingon_music

Number 24. Steak dinner for two, meaning he will eat two steak dinners. I'll have a salad.

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Holy shit, is she actually white?
Thought she was Spanish or something.

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She's all roided out and probly addicted to tanning booths.

Please don't post the image showing her disgusting veiny wrinkly body in a bikini.

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What would Archer do?
Ask T'Pol the Vulcan position on rape?

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And then smugly do the opposite of what she recommends. Then he'd apologize later after she was right.

whine about how Vulcans don't allow humans to rape or don't share rape technology and then need to be saved by someone

Jolene always seems nice and informed in interviews so I'm not going to pass judgement on her balloon animal lips.

You all realize you are posting in goblin /trek/ right?
The 100% thread is here

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Alternate timeline on Yea Forums

please
Hostile Alien: I'm going to rape your mom
Archer: We come from Earth, we are a species of peace, we have just started our journy
Hostile Alien: and your dad
Archer: I see your culture is complex, perhaps we can have you aboard and trade spices with you
Hostile Alien: And you
T'pol: Captain I believe they want to forcifully against your will attempt to procreate with you
Archer: Tuvok, your cold vulcan logic needs to rest sometimes, I'm sure they mean us no harm, Have them aboard. they'll love portos and stories of waterpolo
Hostile Alien:...I don't think you get it, we are going to rape you all
Archer: I trust you are good people, perhaps we can be allies together and trade cultures
Hostile Alien: O-okay the raping will start when we board.
>hostile aliens proceed to rape archer and crew, doctor manages to create an STD which won't kill humans but aliens after a few days of gang raps aliens get tired of herpes

>Archer: Tuvok

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Frankenstein movies with Trip or literally any conversation with Garak.

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I can name every episode/film except for top row, third from the left.

You would bore Garak. You know you're not interesting.

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That's the one where Worf gets shunned. Sins of the Father, I think.

Best Beverly episode.

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Sins of the Father, where Worf accepts discommendation to keep the Empire from Civil War, which happens anyway.

That's Season 1 Archer, what about Season3/4?

Only good Beverly episode. Just like the Romulan episode is the only good Troi episode. Or that game one being the only good Wesley one. There are no good Geordi episodes.

that would be more appropriate with Voyager and EMH

Sub Rosa is her best episode, while being also quintessential Trek. A lighthearted throwback to TOS which modern edgy faggots hate for no reason.

>there are no good geordi episodes
>its the episode where the warp theorist finds geordis sexy holoprogram of said warp theorist

>There are no good Geordi episodes.
The brainwashing one.

This. Sub Rosa is for patricians. Watch it on a dark, rainy night with the lights off.

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Fine, you make a good point.

Sub Rosa wasn't great but it wasn't bad. It was better than most TNG episodes since at least it wasn't boring. The Irish town was comfy af and the story was unique and fun.

>Only good Beverly episode
The High Ground is good.

Best ENT episode. Followed by Carbon Creek.

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Barclay fucked Bev on the h dec

You're telling me it can replicate real catfish and we only have to give up one negro?

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Where my girl b at?

>holodecks are not currently functioning
Meh, then I'll have to find some drugs that forced Vulcans to undergo their pon farr.

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does /trek/ support B'Elanna's kino?

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On my d, g

Link or stink

Where is "Darmok?"

Is it some Christian conservative bullshit?

youtube.com/watch?v=p4hgjVcSTpI
Whatever happened to this? Didn't ((CBS))) shut it down?

>drugs to induce pon farr
Why not just have a BIG HUMAN DICK like Trip?

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Vulcans going through pon farr still pick their own mate. No one wants to fuck you, not even an alien in heat.

Are you an atheist?

Boring, predictable episode for brainlets.

remember, no nasties

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I know. All of the faggots and incels in this thread are gross.

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Dude, T'pol wanted to fuck Phlox. Those drugs were working. But maybe you're just more into Klingons.

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retard

>based on the Christian novel The Impossible
>cameo by contemporary Christian artist Phil Wickham
>Already strong in faith, John Smith now speaks to church groups and banquets, and has plans to become a minister.
I knew it.

Phlox is a doctor though who contributes to society with like 15 degrees
Good genes

Phlox pleasures his 3 wives and their bulls very well.

>Phlox
>contributes to society
Didn't he condemn an entire species to extinction? Besides, we all know who the best doctor is.

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>God Tier
McCoy
>Top Tier
Crusher, Plox, Bashir, Franklin
>Shit Tier
The Hologram autist

Phlox influenced the prime directive. What a legend.

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He'd probably invite them on board, then once they get on, he'd drain all the air out of the compartment and kill them all then lament about his loss of innocence for 3 episodes.

Lorca would probably handle it the best.

Lorca would just offer them Tilly as an appetizer, beam her aboard then detonate the small nuclear weapon he placed inside of her killing everyone. Then he'd find the hottest alien chick left and just rape her until she loved him, mike tyson style

Was dax first officer?

>not discussing warp field mechanics while drinking scotch with Scotty

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so you are the guy with those terrible tier images

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>t. TNGfag

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at least you updated your repertoire

kys

the chart fag must die

>New sci-fi game
>spiritual successor to Mass Effect
Finally!

youtube.com/watch?v=Nhm_l4pgCtM

Captains Ranked Objective and only Correct answer
1. Picard
2. Kirk
3. Lorca
4. Pike
5. Sisko
6. Janeway
power gap

power gap

8 That is all

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Troi looks like she likes getting raped by aliens.

Absolutely. I said back in the 90s be careful what you wish for about Berman. Here we are.

Easily.

>american time
>it's just ranking and same old shitpost and fights between shows
Why are Americans unable to understand and enjoy Star Trek? They are also the ones who got it cancelled.

1. Janeway
2. Kirk
3. Lorca
4. Archer
5. Leland
6. Pike
7. Jellico
8. Picard
9. Sisko

Rick Berman killed the franchise, though.
JJ Abrams, Alex Kurtzman and Bryan Fuller saved it.

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You Trekkies need to quit your bitching.

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Sure they did.

Both franchises are in the toilet.

Lot of that going around

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>this angers the tranny janny
based roxann

UPN killed Star Trek. Those ratings are from VOY and ENT only being broadcast in 40% of the country, no shit they declined.

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Fix'd your ships.

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that looks like a gawker artical

gaaaaaaaaay

I don't care for STD but that black engineer is illiterate.

Based Mulgrew. She knows what's up

>whoa my kid almost drowned and nearly died
>but he didn't
>IT WAS JAYSUS
>I'LL WRITE A BOOK
>AND ROXANNE DAWSON WILL MAKE A MOVIE
So inspiring

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I like science.

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>I liek sceince

I H*CKIN LOVE SCIENCE

Captain, did I ever tell you about science? I like science. It was an illuminating practice.

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She's very cute underneth that makeup. Exotic kind of pretty.

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That homicidal robot saved their asses on a daily basis.

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Penis