Why didn't Worf let this magnificent bastard genocide the Founders(?) edition
old
/trek/
Brandon Turner
Oliver Lee
Elim “Glass the Founders, Dominion War now” Garak
Liam Cox
Still my favourite Cardie, even before Dukat.
Written and acted so superbly...
Ryan Turner
Garak was great as a spy but warmed up a bit too much at the end tho i quite liked his speech on cardassians being arrogant and deserving 800 mill dead
Jonathan Cruz
If Garak had succeeded in glassing the Founders would that have stopped the Dominion War? What if Tain, Tal Shiar, and Obsidian Order succeeded would that have stopped the Dominion War?
My opinion is that the key to preventing the Dominion War was killing Dukat.
Brayden Thompson
>Why didn't Worf let this magnificent bastard genocide the Founders
Because "muh honor"
Connor Thompson
Is this the real thread?
Eli Powell
>If Garak had succeeded in glassing the Founders would that have stopped the Dominion War?
If Odo was the only changeling left, the war would be over immediately. The Vorta and Jem'Hadar would still obey him.
Ian Davis
Have you ever been driving down a really long road and thinking of Enterprise?
Cooper Mitchell
Both threads are separately licensed and legally distinct, but that doesn't mean you can say any one /trek/ is more valid than another.
Jaxson Turner
both threads? isnt other one archived?
Isaac Collins
I like science.
Christian Allen
>Are we still on for Parthas tonight, Commander?
Charles Gonzalez
Each /trek/ is a valued part of the /trek/ multiverse and you have no business saying one version is more valid than another.
Levi Kelly
Wyatt Harris
You should read A Stitch in Time. Robinson wrote it himself and it's great.
Aiden Powell
I like Picard and onions.
Joshua Martinez
oh there's another one. i liked Beyond, probably the best out of these 3 and Jaylah was pretty cool creation
>montgomery scotty
Grayson Williams
found the "shippers"
Dominic James
I mean
I'd fuck her
That's like my thing
Jacob Rivera
Am I going crazy or is his head disproportionately large for his body?
Jaxson Morgan
Julian Miller
>no John Belushi
Aaron Ramirez
how is that puny stack of dimes neck is supporting that huge head?
William White
this is my jam right here
Jonathan Hill
It happens when you're a severely skelly manlet
Xavier Mitchell
From Worf's perspective it would have been dishonorable since they were there under a flag of peace.
Garak was totally right though, he would have saved billions of lives and the founders would have gotten exactly what they deserved.
Joseph King
What did Kira stuff in her pants?
Ryder Cox
O'Briens dick.
Here's the big reveal for ya.
O'Brien and Kira were having an affair and Kira got pregnant.
The problem now is that Bajorans are against abortions, which is why Dukat managed to have so many kids.
O'Brien then hatched a plot with Bashir to abort Keiko's child whilst pretending to transfer it to Kira.
Did you not find it fishy how they could just copy paste a baby from one womb to another without having to consider blood supply and shit?
James Lopez
>fucks a wrinklenose
>doesn't breed a spoonhead
>stays married to a zipperhead
O'Brien truly was a pleb
Asher Sullivan
He just had extremely low self esteem.
Hunter Scott
Jesus Christ, this is the modern man's dream is a smart healthy women basically throwing themselves at you WANTING to have your children. Fuck you doing, O'brien?!
Charles Garcia
Modern man's decadence will reach a fiscal parsimony until the impetus for degeneracy is halted.
Landon Gray
Confess
Joshua Long
I love to watch Voyager
Jordan Smith
Dukat made many mistakes.
Bentley Foster
>it's a Nig and Nog try to impress a gril episode
John Clark
I have a collection of over 600 erotic holodeck programs featuring Naomi Wildman.
Jace Lopez
Neelix couldn't program a space-VCR.
Gavin Lewis
Garak really got a raw deal from that episode.
If he was a TNG guest star, Worf would have been BTFO, and Nog would have saved the day
Alexander Watson
Matthew Collins
I want to cum on your spoon.
Josiah Martin
Seriously wtf is this DS9 ep
It's O'Brien shouting at a CGI cloud
Nathaniel Russell
S1 is a trip. Some of the weirdest/worst eps of the series but also some of the best. Tough it out through S1 and you win.
Parker Reyes
Why is DS9 a circle
It must take an age to get form one side to another
Easton Hill
Man I miss those early autistic eps, very comfy
Dylan Bennett
Write the premise for a Discovery, Georgiou or Picard episode
Hunter Reed
At worst, you only have to traverse 1/3 of the station, the middle point between any two pylons.
Brody Baker
All the important shit is in the middle anyway, everything on the outside is basically just for docking and peoples housing.
It's not like it's super necessary to be able to get around the place stupid fast anyway.
Xavier Cruz
whats up with 2 /trek/ generals? can't mods or jannies merge them?
Hunter Mitchell
The entire outer ring is only for docking anyway.
Cameron King
Discovery
>Tilly goes on a diet
Georgiou
>Orgy
Picard
>Visits his brother's family grave
Benjamin Robinson
>old farmer chad pushing the majors buttons
lmao
Zachary Watson
Jace Gutierrez
>imagination aliens decide to fuck with the crew
I want whatever the writers were smoking when they decided Rumpelstiltskin needs to fuck with an Irishman in space.
Elijah Roberts
>started off with an ep where O'Brien shouts at a cloud
>now on an ep where O'Brien has to deal with Rumplestilskin living in his quarters
Make it stop
Alexander Nguyen
>Everybody, except for Odo, get possessed by the ghosts of an ancient civilization with Sisko and O'Brien vs Kira and Dax.
Liam Diaz
Fuck this, I'm watching ENT S4
Juan Bailey
Just skip to Duet, then finish S1 if you want.
Parker Adams
>Odo gets trapped in a turbolift with Lwaxana Troi, who desperately wants to know what a shapeshifter is capable of.
Charles Hill
Which are the best DS9 seasons?
There are only a few S1 eps left, I'll go through them
Liam Lopez
just watch Babylon 5
Jack Miller
That looks shit though
Julian Murphy
whoa
Ryder Carter
Why did they even do this Rumplestilskin ep
Did they just have a dwarf and decided to stick him in an episode or something
Cameron Price
ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD
GETTIN FROM THERE TO HERE
Ethan Green
They did a lot of weird shit in S1 to see what stuck. It wasn't that, but avery brooks being furious about bullshit episodes did stay and that was the best part.
Wyatt Bennett
Charles Diaz
What a freak show. 2079 looks to be based.
William Morales
Dr. Hippocrates Noah reporting for duty.
just watched this episode. would you fine people recommend me another on the same vein?
Adam Sanders
got the voyager one?
Easton Harris
>OHHHH JAYSUS FORGIVE ME FOR BETRAYING MY RACE!!
Leo Flores
Sorry, I do not.
Jose Cooper
x
Xavier Evans
Look what came in the mail, guys.
Jayden Rodriguez
ITSABEENA LOOONG TIME
BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY HERE
Sebastian Thomas
Take a moment to admire the craft, the detail...
Luke Campbell
>fucks a wrinklenose
*citation needed*
Adrian Taylor
Damn. I found this but it's incomplete.
Jeremiah Richardson
that is one fucking ugly ship
Jaxon Bennett
CUM
ON
IT
NOW!
Julian Bennett
Damn. I just thoroughly enjoyed the Tom Paris busted down to ensign episode
Joshua Cooper
it's pretty based ngl bla x
Nolan Sanders
Enterprise F? From Star Trek Online?
Caleb Taylor
None, because fucking MGM (the owners of the James Bond franchise) is so fucking insecure that they wrote Paramount an angry letter telling them that they didn't like it (and perhaps threatening legal action. We don't know because the exact contents of the letter haven't been made public)
So we got no more episodes with Bashir being a 60s super spy because MGM thinks an affectionate parody and love letter to the old Bond movies is potential copyright infringement.
Parker Carter
you know they almost made the bashir actor, sisko right?
Anthony James
Interesting, but I don't think Siddig El Fadil had the pipes for such a role.
Isaiah Rogers
Yessssssssssssss
Michael Sanchez
Nice
Sebastian Price
These aren't funny or cute.
Owen Rivera
Time to graduate to the real Enterprise opening.
Christopher Morales
He didn't have the voice, or the physicality. And after they got their heads out of their asses they figured out most people found him annoying as hell. officially they said he was "too young"
I've got the faith of the heart
Hey check out my remix of the song.
youtube.com
what do you think? Be honest I can take it. I took inspiration from the quality of DS9 first 2 seaons
Brayden Sanders
>watch Star Trek
>redneck music starts playing
>montage of only american things doing exploration
who thought it was a good idea
Nolan Perry
Fuck me that's peak Bush Era
Isaac Howard
I like the bass drop around 30 seconds. Really does remind me of DS9 season 2
Nolan Johnson
Everyone, it was great
Dylan Myers
Meme, they chose Avery because they wanted a full black character.
Jonathan King
Impressive. Well done.
Jaxon Martin
>redneck music
Zoomers....
Eli Lee
Why didn't Enterprise have Star Trek in its name until season 3? Why were they so embarrassed about being part of the Star Trek franchise
Sebastian Baker
This thread is vile. Frogs and folkmusic. *spits*
Kevin Jenkins
yeah.. except no. They did a huge casting call, it originally going to be Siddig, but Avery won out.
over 100 other people who were all races.
back to /pol/ you go
Charles Robinson
Bashir got a lot better when they revealed he was augmented and had been trying to fly under the radar because he knew his ass would be grass if he got caught.
Blake Gutierrez
sort of reminds me of a herring whale
Brandon Lopez
Link these factoids
Joshua Russell
Wrong, they admitted in interviews they chose him because they want a black actor.
Zachary Sanchez
>redneck music starts playing
>montage of only american things doing exploration
you know that sci-fi kind of represents its historical time. that time the US was high af on unipolarity.
it could have been more "solidarity between peoples" for sure.
Elijah Gonzalez
That will be all, ensign.
Camden Nelson
that was a last minute thing they invented
en.wikipedia.org
It's got the links at the bottom as well.
memory-alpha.fandom.com
back to /pol/ you go
Benjamin Rogers
>>montage of only american things doing exploration
That always cracked me up too. As if showing Yuri Gagarin even once was going to open the floodgates to Soviet-era communism.
Ryder Harris
they had to asspull a lot of bashir shit, like the fact that he was somebody else for 1+ seasons
TUCKER: Well, I don't recall any Europeans figuring out how to build a warp engine.
Nathaniel Rogers
Just watch. The /pol/ splerg won't be able to follow sources.
Matthew Parker
Americans are so insecure
Hudson Rogers
where Bash at? I need my gurrl on me.
Adrian Hall
You're being adversarial.
Colton Peterson
watch the language
Daniel Williams
Just because they pulled a lot of things out of their ass doesn't mean it's always a bad thing. The whole Vorta cloning thing was pulled out of the writers' collective asses because they wanted Jeffrey Combs to play Weyoun again.
Also, I think Garak did a lot to make Bashir less insufferable.
Angel Hernandez
Come sit on this D, bruh
Jaxon Perez
dammit Endgame leaks just happened.
a fucking teddy bear. a fucking teddy bear just leaked everything
Jason Cook
Bashir is the one person they could not nail down easily. Everyone else was fine from basically S1 but not him. He wasn't in ops so he needed to be an effective plot-bridge to the recurring promenade characters and Garak was much easier to manage.
Wyatt Phillips
Im just about to watch tin soldiers. What am I in for?
Luis Ross
Hi (trek)
Is the federation communist or fashist?
Carson Clark
it is secret hitler.
Camden Jenkins
Andrew Robinson really knocked that role out of the park and made it his own. It's nice that he got a role that let him show how good of an actor he is, since he pretty much got typecast after Dirty Harry. That also made me understand why he hated the "Empok Nor" episode as well.
Nathaniel Cruz
each planet does what it wants
Dylan Clark
You're being clever but be careful.
Ryder Lee
No. Everybody has to follow the prime directive
Luke Ramirez
some planets don't even have ships
each planets govern itself as it wants
Julian Jenkins
That's anarchy. The federation won't stand for that.
Ryder Edwards
I thought the whole point of the Prime Directive was that the Federation didn't bother with planets that don't have warp drive yet.
If the planet doesn't have ships, then the Federation won't bother them (except for purposes of plot)
Jordan Phillips
>ships=warp drive
gg
Bentley Myers
in TOS they visit some planets that don't have ships, same for TNG.
Alexander Hernandez
Dude, we get it, ok?
Josiah Murphy
I am gonna say it again
Nathan Turner
No, move on to other topics like holodeck ethics or who's the best captain
Tyler James
let's talk about the Red Angel
Christian Hernandez
Michael Burnham is the key.
Lucas Hall
My fav is captain Sisco
Grayson Cruz
I think you mean captain Sisqo
Isaiah Clark
>It's a grammar episode.
gg
Carson Cooper
Michael Burnham is the key to all of this. If we get him working; because's he's a funnier character than we've had before.
Samuel Ross
BASE BALL
Grayson Wilson
Is ENT's Aquisition the most based guest star ep ever?
>Combs
>Neelix
>Clint Howard
Andrew Perez
I guess it's ok
Colton Hill
So can we all agree that the Cardassians are the master race?
I mean which other race can even compete with them? Cardassian culture is just so more advanced than others.
Aaron Butler
whatre you gonna do, sit around and play with it going WHOOSH
grow up and be a man. Stop buying fucking toys
Angel Ward
It is not for us to accuse a god of betraying heaven. The gods themselves will sit in judgement over you.
Christian Cook
Stay mad, yuropoor. Yall should get off yalls asses and start doing shit instead of whining
Colton Jones
>And so two years ago, our government signed a treaty with the Dominion. In it the Dominion promised to extend Cardassia's influence throughout the Alpha Quadrant. In exchange, we pledged ourselves to join the war against the Federation and its allies. Cardassians have never been afraid of war, a fact we've proven time and again over these past two years. Seven million of our brave soldiers have given their lives to fulfill our part of the agreement, and what has the Dominion done in return? Nothing. We've gained no new territories. In fact, our influence throughout the quadrant has diminished. And to make matters worse, we are no longer masters in our own home. Travel anywhere on Cardassia and what do you find? Jem'Hadar, Vorta, and now Breen. Instead of the invaders, we have become the invaded. Our 'allies' have conquered us without firing a single shot. Well, no longer. This morning detachments of the Cardassian First, Third and Ninth Orders attacked the Dominion outpost on Rondac III. This assault marks the first step towards the liberation of our homeland, from the true oppressors of the Alpha Quadrant. I call upon Cardassians everywhere. Resist. Resist today. Resist tomorrow. Resist till the last Dominion soldier has been driven from our soil!
Gavin Lee
>Discovery
The Discovery arrives at Ligon II, a highly advanced society with sophisticated medical facilities and transporter technology. Upon their visit, they discover that the race of black Ligonians is being oppressed by a race of white Ligonians. Burnham teams up with a young Lutan to lead a revolution which results in the all black society seen in "Code of Honor." The moral implications of the genocide inflicted on the white Ligonians is brushed aside because racism.
>Section 31
Something about how 21st century America is bad
>Picard
Picard lectures us on how racist/sexist/bigoted for about 46 minutes before a deus ex machina resolves a plot pount no one had cared about after it was introduced in the teaser.
Dylan Allen
guys, have you ever noticed that DS9 had very little actualy science work in it? its probably a side effect of them not going exploring. in TNG they always find something new and see some kind of weird phenomenon that they wanna research or whatever.
I can not really remember any instance of Dax every really researching or science-ing anything.
then you'd think VOY would have a ton of that but while it certainly had more exploration it didn't really have a lot research and science in it, now, did it? in fact, it didn't even have a dedicated science officer.
i mean, one of the things about trek that probably comes to peoples mind is Data explaining some phenomenon or figuring something out with Geordi. and TOS of course had Spock.
i feel like this element really got lost somehow in later Treks.
Kayden Diaz
>this post kills the trekkie
Samuel Baker
>be European
>literally discover and name every continent and country
>americans act as big explorers because they, allegedly, sent someone on the moon
Adam Campbell
>whatre you gonna do, sit around and play with it going WHOOSH
...Yes?
Elijah White
yeah that was like hundreds of years ago bro. What have you done lately? Absolutely nothing
Daniel Parker
Y'all Changelings gonna make me
Unleash the Prophets
I know you don't really want to
Unleash the Prophets
Cardies if ya hear me say yeah
Ferengi if ya hear me say yeah
Austin Nelson
Krola was a cool guy.
Julian Phillips
The originals involved with the Star Trek project were people who would later consult with a number of tech luminaries, hence the inspiration behind cell phones and tablets and what have you. Think big tech before big tech always has its incubation in the minds of men who plan to make money off of it and funny enough the backbone of the internet (TCP/IP) was created by the Department of Defense and DARPA were working on such an internetworking protocol duriung the original TOS run in the late 1960s. Like, what I'm saying is that the impact Star Trek has had on the modern world can never ever be understated.
Michael Evans
who were*
during*
Gabriel Sanchez
word to motha b i started wilin when you spoke dis
Levi Diaz
>tech luminaries
>cell phones and tablets and what have you
>big tech
So Trek is responsible for society's inevitable collapse?..sad day.
Easton Jenkins
Far Beyond the Stars, obviously.
Colton Flores
More like TrekGore
Landon Jones
my Older brother got fucking RAPED !!!
Adam Davis
>I thought the whole point of the Prime Directive was that the Federation didn't bother with planets that don't have warp drive yet.
That was the Vulcan attitude, they'd make first contact after a race developed faster than light travel, hence the movie.
The Prime Directive simply states a Federation officer may not interfere with the natural development of a civilisation. Depending of the level of development and technology of that civilisation, different levels of contact by the Federation were allowed.
A good example is the episode where Picard doesn't want to help Kirk's son who wasn't actually killed by the Klingons, but instead turned into a space heroin addict.
Or basically the entire series of Voyager, where Janeway simply doesn't give a fuck and breaks the Prime Directive every 5 seconds.
I'm still mad she outranks Picard.
Nathaniel Garcia
just watch the whole fucking show.
Aaron Clark
>And now, for our new anti-hero...
Hudson Murphy
That one episode where they do the holosuite casino heist
Oliver Sanders
Any Riker fatfic?
Connor White
Henry Ramirez
>British rock
>redneck music
You're fucking retarded
Alexander Turner
This
Carson Bell
>I'm still mad she outranks Picard
if it helps, every single person above Picard's rank seems to be a braindead retard. look at TNG/DS9 episodes involving admirals and shit and they always do dumb shit like "we're going to take data's child" or "we're going to let this guy take over enterprise oh shit he's evil"
Asher Perez
The river will provide.
Jace Jones
What's even more retarded are the vast swaths of sub-100 IQ imbeciles who believe we actually went to the fucking moon. A real time phone call with Richard Nixon, shadowplay all wonky, history rewritten, the technology was POOF lost by NASA, the Van Allen radiation belts, and I could go on.
Space exploration is a long, long, long ways a way and the space race was just as much of a battle on how to doop an entire 3-4 generations whilst fucking around with new rocket science.
Justin Hill
Kill yourself, /pol/tard
Nolan Brown
Space is easy, it's just dumb and humans can't even theoretically live there in the foreseeable future.
Isaiah Wood
2d > 3d
Jaxon Scott
>le /pol/
Why not just say "I wholeheartedly agree!" Pic totally not related
Without atmosphere and gravity emulation that's near perfect, the long term side effects are probably terrible for life in general.
Jaxson Murphy
Zachary Bennett
The River will provide
Isaiah Murphy
The river will provide
Grayson Williams
Also we don't have batteries and we can't fabricate solar without oil. Short term side effects include shit like bone density loss and eyeball lenses deforming and its all body horror. Long term is very likely just suicide.
John Turner
>Also we don't have batteries and we can't fabricate solar without oil
This is actually critical information that people don't realize and that's how important crude oil is since the Industrial revolution. We may be legitimately headed towards an extinction level event in the next 100 years if we don't find a way to transition from the psychopathic way of life that preceded the post-Internet emerging society. Africa is slated to top 4 billion fucking people by the end of the 21st century and trust me they won't even have a fraction of Ben Sisko's intelligence.
Hunter Campbell
First Kirk was the best Star Trek character of all time, even better than Picard. Camp and stutter acting included.
Jack Green
pwease no nasties in /twek/, only goodies
Ian Powell
Movies ancillary to Star Trek that only you've heard of or seen.
Oliver Young
Stargate movie
William Campbell
Nigga eybody hearda Stargate, dafuq?
Kayden Clark
Nah, 2046 micronova will take care of that famalam. Then our corpses can feed the next civilization's lust for oil in about 10000 years.
Liam White
I contributed.
Carter Robinson
I would.
Jordan Green
So communism wins?
Great.
Hudson Green
Blow out their race, Tuvok
Levi Fisher
where my B-girl at? I got a fatty for her ass.
Aaron Foster
I'd spoon her.
Leo Lewis
>communism wins
>does not speak russian
Adam Evans
I heard similar shit in 2012 with the Mayan calendar and in 1999 when I was just a wee laddy looking at "Y2K compliant" stickers thinking mad crazy shit 'bout to blow up.
There may be something significant with the polar shift but will life itself be blown away? I find it illogical.
Cooper Butler
>murdering an innocent diplomat to drag an entire civilization into a conflict they have place in: cool
>killing the people actually behind the invasion of your territory: NOT OKAY
fuck ds9 and their jew ethics
Levi Ortiz
>fuck ds9 and their jew ethics
Jew ethics is right. All sorts of SJW hinting weirdness way before its time.
Luke Jenkins
This guy's somewhat legit. Lots of hard science, not just extrapolations
Tyler Cook
Weird, didn't post the rest
dieholdfoundation.com
Jack Harris
The river will provide profit
Easton Ramirez
Oh yeah, I saw this posted before. It seems to correlate with a 13k~ year cycle that the Earth goes through, right?
Like Gobekli tepe mentions an antediluvean fire, maybe coinciding with the poles swapping(?)
In any event, good stuff.
Aaron Young
I like cute ensigns. Stupid Troi and Crusher.
Thomas Gonzalez
Bro, that's not cute. Looks like she has a broken tooth.
Jace Price
>Not choosing Selar
Truly and illogical decision.
Evan Stewart
The river will provide!
Robert Taylor
We might actually go through a polar shift, but that's a naturally occurring event that has happened countless times in Earth's history. We'll be fine.
Logan Jenkins
>being fake Selarfag
you probably don't even have her autograph
James Smith
No Chad Elvis Kirk
Michael Young
You're both fakes. I'm the original. The one and only.
Anthony Hill
Bullshit.
William Hernandez
it's obvious by the way you name your files you aren't me and that you don't know how to talk to girls
Landon Mitchell
Friendly reminder that Odo lost his goo AND solid virginity.
Have you ever lost your virginity twice? this question is for BashirFaggot only
Nolan Jones
Meet me at STLV and see what happens
Lucas Hill
>the beautiful and perfect wife.jpg
First posted Dec 01 2018
>Alien Ladies.jpg
First posted Dec 13 2017
Isaiah Parker
>my mfw when fake Selarfags who don't have her autograph, don't have a mini they custom painted to look like her, haven't gone through kolinahr just to better understand her, haven't added every Selar roleplayer and Selar irl on facebook and messaged her about a cameo role she played thirty years ago
wannabes living in my shadow
Brandon Gutierrez
>he thinks buying things off ebay and creeping her actress on fb makes his Selarfag status more legitimate
That's why you'll always be fake Selarfag.
Evan Cruz
>posting a picture once means you love her more than someone who is known as the Selarfag
basically you're all going to die in gladiatorial combat at the meetup and this matter will be settled once and for all
Jordan Morales
>he doesn't surround himself with artifacts that bring him closer to Selar and criticizes those who do
sounds like a bunch of fake Selarfag desperately seeking attention while putting forth zero effort noise to me
Ian Carter
Your material goods won't legitimize you. Also, you aren't exclusive. You're the Rofag and Jaefag. Selar scorns you, fake Selarfag.
Charles Murphy
Theres no wa that uniform is regulation.
Aiden Baker
Fuck you I'm Jaefag
Jayden Ramirez
>Selar5
the trinkets and baubles are my way of bringing Selar into my life, fake Selarfag
so far all you've done is save some jpegs
actions speak louder than words and filenames, Selar5
Ryan Adams
Based & Suziepilled
Adam Barnes
Cuz worf is autist Klingon
Nolan Jenkins
Dr. Bashir, I'm FCA.
He wasn't alone.
Uh, you don't get to bring the Federation.
They're not the Federation.
Don't worry, no charge for them.
And why would I want them?
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the assassin, the fat man?
Tain?
Ay.
Get em on board, I'll call it in.
The flight plan I just filed with Grand Nagus lists me, my men, Dr. Bashir here, but only one of you! First one to talk, gets to stay on my spacecraft!
Who paid you to grab Dr. Bashir?
He didn't float so good! Who wants to try next?
Tell me about Tain! Why does he have the fat? Lotta loyalty for a hired Cardassian!
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would phase a man, before throwing him out of an airlock.
At least you can talk! Who are you?
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan! No one cared who I was until I put on the fat.
If I gave you liposuction, would you die?
It would be extremely painful.
You're a big guy.
For you.
Was getting caught by the Dominion part of your plan?
Of coursh! Dr. Bashir refused our offer in favour of yours, we had to find out what he told you.
Nothing! I said nothing!
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Crashing the Ferengi economy... with no survivors!
Jordan Walker
Pathetic.
Lucas Martin
Post your favorite series and your dick size.
DS9. 7 inches.
Blake Wilson
I, the true and honest Selarfag, cropped the very pic you just posted
Gavin Bailey
No, you did not.
Dylan Lopez
Based ship bro. Pew pew
Evan Walker
also friendly reminder the blonde girl in that pic is the height of normal humans but Michael and Suzie are both eight feet tall
okay fake Selarfags btfo any further responses will just be autistic screeching my work here is done gang
Joseph Myers
No, it's complete, sadly.
Cameron Bennett
B5. 3in flaccid, 8in hard.
Austin Wood
VOY, 6.5" long 5.5" girth.
Asher Ross
best bait
not even best doc pic rel
Jack Scott
this is such a ds9 post
Samuel King
INTJ master race over here
Owen Torres
You asshole, from the thumbnail I thought I was about to see new Jess'!
Thomas Carter
okay that's nice but you're wrong and if you can you should probably get laid, weirdo
Christopher Lewis
What should I watch after tng?
Christian Robinson
the inside barrel of a .357
Cooper Jackson
TNG: 6.5 inches
Asher Diaz
>claims dick size
>doesn't post dick with ruler
GTFO
Carter Collins
Why is he making an alt-right hand symbol here?
Alexander Moore
>800 mill dead
you know I want a sequel were some bajoran goes ree remember the 50 years of oppresion and some Cardie just say "fuck off"
Luis Long
Imagine moving to Cardassia as a Human and having to be extra cautious because everyone is trying to fuck you over even harder and you're a hundred percent certain your home is going to be bugged by every single branch of the extensive Cardassian intelligence network and that the slightest slip up could have you, your wife and your half breed children expunged. How fucked would your half breed kids be?
Genuinely interesting that they're so state-driven yet apparently open to interspecies mating.
Ethan Collins
Enterprise, 6.5" x 5.5".
Nolan Flores
Why is Voyager so comfy
Tyler Lewis
I'll do it if you post tits
Gavin Foster
It was in reference toI included it because 3 is a perfect number.
Ian Kelly
not a fair trade tits have a higher social value than dicks not interested
Jace Martin
*chipper female receptionist voice*
Virgins and incels
How can I help?
Thomas Hughes
That's sexist and untrue. They have equal value. And if you don't have mega milk, then my big dick has more value than your tits.
Luis Gomez
why do you want to post a dick pic you found on google so badly?
Logan Sullivan
hopefully one day /trek/ is banned
Cameron Anderson
I disagree with this. You make it sound like Romulus. Yes your home is bugged but Cardassians are upstanding and forthright, they are morally centered and have an ethical certitude that is unmatched in the galaxy. If you don't act like a fuckhead, you'll be fine.
Jeremiah Thompson
Pshh. If you have a huge dick, word spreads and you get laid without trying. It's basically like being a chick.
Levi Davis
just stop cumming here, retard
Kayden Russell
Been waiting a long time for this friendo.
Camden Bennett
I'm sure I speak for us all when I say that I prefer big throbbing veiny dicks to tits, so here your tits have a lesser social value.
So post them.
Jeremiah Walker
>If you have a huge dick, word spreads and you get laid without trying
oh shit now I know why when I sleep with one of my girlfriends the rest want to jump me
Blake Ortiz
Fucking based. ENTheads & VOYboys UNITE!
James Ramirez
The mods are smiling at me, imperial. Can you say the same?
David Johnson
>replying to dick size posts
>head
>boys
based closet fag with no life beyond /trek/
Kevin Kelly
He can't, don't you get it?
Brody Bell
Kino taste my friend.
Lucas Rodriguez
For some reason, I would think Romulans and Cardassians would get along together really well, and that the Romulan would think Cardassia is fucking libertarian compared to Romulus.
Now I want to know what would a Cardassian-Romulan hybrid look like.
Jonathan Peterson
>discussion of Trek is superseded by discussion of penis size
Truly, /trek/ is the Yea Forums of Yea Forums.
Zachary Scott
>her nude photoshoot
nice
Jonathan Taylor
>based closet fag with no life beyond /trek/
Nah, you're just reading too much into things. Look at the file I uploaded and it's name.
Enterprise fans are default straight men.
STD and TNG fags are straight (up gay).
Evan Lee
Her body is nearly perfect in that shoot. Only needs bigger boobs but I don't complain so long as it's a nice hand full and I love puffy nips.
Tyler Butler
You replied to fags talking about how big their dick is with a pic of an androgynous female and a filename referencing your dick then ended your post with "no homo." I'm sorry son but you're full blown gay.
Ethan Torres
>You replied to fags
This sounds like a repressed desire on your part.
You're reaching to be anonymously accepted as a straight man when I couldn't care if you think I suck cocks full or part time. Just stop responding to me because you're boring and repetitive (as usual with you).
Remember when we proved your wrong that Data doesn't have tastebuds?
Michael Garcia
>cope
I can even write /trek/ on a piece of paper for you. Not like you're a grill anyway.
Dylan Evans
Why are you getting so angry about anons helping you realize how gay you are?
Levi Butler
Here's a sfw pic
Christian Jones
>angry
How can I be angry when only one of us is functionally literate?
Christian Morales
Why are you so desperate to prove to me that you aren't gay even though you talk with fags about the size of your dick?
Jackson Phillips
Fuck off faggot, nobody likes you
Ryan Murphy
>a fun post about cocks and this guy wont shut up about gay people
yeah man it must be us that are gay.
Ethan Phillips
guys talking about their dick is pretty gay in all honesty and replying to dick sizes he likes by complementing their taste in Star Trek series is even more gay
there's nothing wrong with being gay we're just trying to help user understand himself
Justin Morgan
Liking dicks doesn't make you gay, wanting to have sexual relations with men makes you gay.
Mason Peterson
Okay user, great I'm a turbofaggot for cocks who randomly keeps Trek babes in folders as a cover.
Now that that's out of the way, leave me alone and talk Trek. You're so one track minded about gay people and cocks and fags, but you're the straight man here so I defer to you.
Multiple people posted their cock size and some user needs to derail the thread about it
Jeremiah Thompson
>all the samefagging ITT
Noah Miller
He daid himself that there is nothing more honorable in war than victory.
Asher Harris
Noah Jones
I'm totally serious. My dick is 7 inches and thick. DS9 is my favorite series. I'm blessed.
Matthew Kelly
What's up with DS9lets and overcompensating?
Samuel Bailey
sometimes people don't realize they're gay until later in life after they've had five kids who have all abandoned them and a string of failed relationships and they've never felt like they belong anywhere but then one day user sees other anons talking about their cocks and suddenly everything clicks into place and makes sense
again it's okay to be gay and we're just trying to help you accept yourself and be happy
Anthony Morgan
trying too hard user
Oliver Parker
Is that Sasha Grey?
Robert Lopez
I'm not gay, I just have a big dick and I'm sick of hiding it in fear of being called a liar. My dick is big. Deal with it, people. I want everyone to know.
Leo James
Spotted a Jessie post. Ya' bored? Ya' fume? This sounds like a conversation you've had with yourself throughout the years.
Angel Mitchell
That's definitely VF, not Bashirfag
Zachary Rogers
The key to stopping the dominion war was to close the wormhole. They tried that all of twice during the series. First time o'brien went back in time to stop the romulans. Second time a changeling copies bashir and they sabotaged the wormhole making it more stable for "plot" reasons.
Charles Ortiz
A bad move, because that only delays inevitable conflict with the Dominion. They would have only grown in strength and resources, making them an even bigger threat for the Federation. By fighting them via the wormhole, it kept the invading Dominion forces bottlenecked to a specific route of entry into the Alpha Quadrant.
Robert King
>bigger threat to the federation
>can be defeated with a shitty virus
Matthew Martinez
There's historical precedent for that.
Native Americans with small pox etc
Romans plagues etc
Nazis with the jew plagues
Ayden Cox
I just ended the Discovery first's season
And only watched two of the last movies
This made me want to know more about the series, I never give Star Trek a chance but now I'm sold. I know I won't be seeing flashy CGI if I watch older series, but if the crew dinamic is good, that's what I liked the most
What should I watch guys?
Should I start from the chronologically aired, are the movies standalones? What's the universally recommended watch for the series?
I want in
Connor Davis
>native americans
>threat
Not at all lol.
Also, they weren't deliberating infected, unlike Founders.
Adam Gomez
Star off with the TNG, first couple season are rough until season 3.
then ds9 first couple seasons are rough until season 4
voyager get a guide it's pretty rough until 7 of 9 pops up
Skip enterprise
Star Trek 2 khan is epic
3 is meh
4 is cheesy but fun
5 is a train wreck
6 is really good
Star trek first contact is really good
Nemesis is underrated
William Allen
No. Fuck off.
Dominic Gray
0/10 bait
Hudson Roberts
>skip ENT
>but watch VOY
user...
Josiah Sanders
Start with the original series, if you don't like it skip to TNG season, if you don't like it either jump to DS9 then to star trek enterprise.
Isaac Nguyen
I swear I'll drop "faith of the heart remixed again.
don't
make
me
do
it
Nicholas Turner
what a cute little slut
Jose Jenkins
new
Jayden Torres
Not at all, what's bait about it?
Kayden Diaz
Except the Founders themselves only became exposed to the virus precisely because the war took place near the wormhole where Odo was.
Anthony Cruz
thanks anons
Jose Bell
/trek/ is my main source of socialization. There's nothing wrong with that.