Holy crap, Lois! It's Sneed from the Feed and Seed!
Holy crap, Lois! It's Sneed from the Feed and Seed!
That's chuck you moron
That's not sneed, he's just a farmer
Sneed is a farmer, jackass
This reminds me of that time I sold my brothel to a farmer!
That's farmer #2, sneed is the old guy inside
But Chuck was the former owner of Sneeds Feeds and Seeds
Wait a minute, Louis! I get it now! Chuck's means...oh my god that is genius!
That is a genuis joke! ehehehehehehehehehehe!
My headcanon is that sneed and chuck are brothers and now chuck helps sneed run his store after he sold it to him
How can you fuck up a post that bad, that's not even Sneed.
Sneed.
LUCKY THERE’S A FORMERLY GUY
peter dumb and not know aghahahahah
This is worse than that time I worked with Sneed’s Feed and Seeds former owner
What if Sneed come alive?
Hey Yea Forums do yourself a favor, don't get married.
Hey Beter
Don't get slacks
Cringe
>Reddit hams meme
Ultimate cringe
God damn it I just lost it at this
It formerly was
Nothing wrong with reddit, sn**d shitter
>it's not even Sneed
Classic Family Guy references people.
I wasn't gonna
It's Farmer 1 you tards. Sneed is the old man behind the counter.
I can't believe Sneedposters don't even know their own lore.
CHUCKY THERES A MAN WHO
Yeah, that's gonna be a yikes from me, Moe.
>this is like that one time I worked at feed and seed
nobody cares. we just want to say sneed
Old debunked theory
Does all the things that make us
FEED AND SEED
WHOS THE REAL SNEED?!!!
can you give me a quick rundown on the lore and their names?
now sneed I can get in to
Old man - Sneed
Skinny guy - Sneed jr
Fat one - Chuck
SNEED'S
>*Family guy intro ends*
>*Scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV*
>*Ding dong*
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day?
>*Peter opens the door*
>Sneed: hey Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Sneed!
>Brian: Holy shit, Sneed? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>*scene where Sneed is fighting Islamic terrorists while Glove Slap plays*
>Sneed: Hehehe, yep, but I’m back. Those Arabs sure tried to fuck and suck me!
>*everyone but Meg laughs*
>Chris: it’s great to have you back, Sneed!
>Meg: whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid shitposts...
>*Sneed throws a tractor onto Meg*
>Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>Stewie: personally I prefer Bane posting, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit
Great. Don't.
I THINK CHUCK SUCKS
AND FUCKS
kek
scrawl
>DIDJA DO DA BULDOZAH
Bartic head
>na
Wanna know more about it?
How long until the mods ad the word "Sneed" to the spam filter?
fucking kek
Cos I am Sneedkers O'toole!
A
Never. Jannies used to ban people for Bane posting, but now it’s here forever.
It's Farmer 2 according to the EU.
Hey you, take those loafers off!
based
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
Cringe
should have already
FORMERLY
S
The jiff that saved Yea Forums
Petah get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong louis?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed quagmire yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey quaggy!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
peter unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh
Peter please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
peter kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished quagmire as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor quagmire can only stare up at the now widening pucker of peter griffin
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH PETER PLE-
PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP
I-I’m gonna be sick again... peter please let me g-
BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR
Mmmhmm yeah quaggy eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK quagga here comes the motherlode!
you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from peters stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart peters elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear quagmire, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over quagmires teeth
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- p-Pete-
BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp
quagmire looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred
Wheeze, cough... peter please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
peter lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of quagmires face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense
Time for desert quaggy
BRRRAAAAPPPPPP
The toxic cloud pierces quagmires nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on peters fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*
ENCLAVE X-01.......IN THE HOOOUUUSE
FARMERS...............IN THE HOOOUUUSE
MOANA...................IN THE HOOOUUUSE
COOL GUY..............IN THE HOOOUUUSE
this. anything else is just superstition
Damn, Sneed and Chuck look like THAT?
amazing
Sneed is a last name. It’s a family business. All of them are Sneeds
Sneediggers itt only
All sneed
I I FUCKING HATE SNEED
CHUCK 4 LYFE
scrawl
>DIDJA DO DA BULDOZAH
Bartic head
>na
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