Arnold Switzenberger in Kindergarten Cop
Is this the original JUST?
>hugely successful
>diversified his audience
what the fuck are you on about?
Last Action Hero was his first JUST moment
I'm literally talking about the way he looks in the picture, brainiac
Are you a woman?
No, I but I'm willing to bet you're transitioning to one right now
>I but
yeah, you are a butt
If you mean the hair, then no. If you mean the film, you're a dumb pleb.
>Last Action Hero was his first JUST moment
Last Action Hero was ahead of its time, right before SCREAM and watershed of post-modernism.
It really should have just been a Jack Slater movie without the dumb movie-within-a-movie gimmick and child actor (audience surrogate). Should just have called Jack Slater IV and took the piss from the start.
>If you mean the hair, then no.
lamo they warned me about the reading comprehension of people on this board
>It really should have just been a Jack Slater movie without the dumb movie-within-a-movie gimmick and child actor (audience surrogate).
But the fish out of water character is what all the jokes hinge on.
Doesn't matter. Nobody understood that at release and it will alerts be looked at by most as a bad movie.
Also, ahead of it's time or not, the main kid is terribly miscast.
always*
god I hate being a phonefag
>ahead of it's time or not, the main kid is terribly miscast.
The kid should never have been in it. Point is that I can look at some movies and a kernel of greatness that could have been nurtured with a few more drafts. Its a shame the movie happened before the rise in post-modernism or we could had a great cutting satire. You're right of course, it doesn't matter. But I'd rather watch LAH than Raw Deal or that Godawful Red Heat any day of the week.
Present day:
>responds to ambiguous post by covering all apparent interpretations
>bad reading comprehension
Kill yourself.
So you thought you belonged here?
I watched this last night, the entire film would be universally hated today. Swartzenigger and crew would be crucified for the compleyelt innocent jokes in it, like how the mom comes to him worried her son may be gay because he started playing with dolls and how relieved she was to hear he was just using the dolls to look up girls' skirts, etc.
You first, show me how it's done
Thank you for proving that you are just posting intentional logical fallacies. Don't reply to me.
I think I'll reply to you right now. You, being the complete simp you are, chose to deliberately take the "le super-serious" reddit take because your life is so shit you've buried yourself under so many layers of internet cynicism and irony and you don't even know how to be a normal person anymore.
Congratulations, you worked a work and turned it into a shoot, jabronie mark
JUST what? Speak like a normal person you autistic faggot.
autism
Yes, I've accepted that you likely do have that issue, it is 4channel so it's ~80% likely you're either an autist, a chinese communist or a countless-generational inbred shlomo so it's not fair for me to make fun of you for your basic lack of understanding.
boys have a penis girls have a girls penis
requesting image of guy on a forum trying to rationalize it by saying "I just imagine I'm sucking my girlfriends penis (:"
>you are but what am I
Are you 5?