Movies with bears in them?

In awe at the size of this lad.

A bear came into my neighborhood when I was a kid and all it did was wander around like a retard, knock over people's garbage cans and then walk back into the woods never to be seen again. They are monumentally stupid animals, but I guess that's where some of the danger lies.

Did he ate 2 Romanians and is taking a stroll?

haha what if we capture them, take out their teeth & claws and use them as props in shitty cosplay photoshoots

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Hard to get the bear to sign the contract.

youtube.com/watch?v=OwZH_aT0FGI

>Literally never happens
You should google "bear shot by police".

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Even being defanged and declawed that bear could find about a dozen different ways to kill that thot if it wanted to, they're really nice animals for the most part as long as they don't see you as a threat

>she l ooks like she fu

I don't get it

You should Google “bear tranquilized by police”

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Based

fuckin CHONK

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Here's a tip that may save your life

If you ever encounter a bear in the wild, don't play dead. They're onto that shit and will maul the fuck out of you. Run like the wind and climb the closest available tree

She's braver than me. I wouldn't get that close to any kind of bear.

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The shot of the bear cumming inside him was a bit much

>the bears that are shot and killed don't count because these other bears weren't killed
Okey doke.

>Run like the wind and climb the closest available tree
Uhhhhh I don’t think that’s right.
But then again my plan is to get really angry and yell at it
>she’s braver than me
Yeah no shit, she’s a woman

not so fast, bears that size can sprint like 50 mph

oh dear this bear needs dr now

Came here to post these

>White genocide is real because of some random tweets
YIKES

Super Troopers

30 mph dumbass. 50 is for kph.

Aren't they super quick and good at climbing trees though?
I think you just want anons to die tired, out of breath and afraid instead of just afraid and with a false sense of security.

Brah

youtu.be/3vIwNyqIceE

I seriously love this webm, everything from the retard hitting the 900 lbs bear with a stick to the woman that went after the bear with bear spray and 90% of the spray hit the guy and the other dude being attacked

>so for the next photo session youre going to get mounted by a bear
>alright
what did she MEAN by this

Fucking based and environmentpilled

I hate that I get this

I know some videos

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>she’s a woman

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Now tell us how you feel about trannies.

Holy fuck

white women cant resist the big bear cock

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sry sweatie, I just checked it says 50 mph

They should stay on their discord and stop shitting up our website with their gay political hot takes

they look like such cute sacks

COOOOOOOLL

That's the first thing I thought of too.

Based.

I hate you almost as much as I hate myself

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Neat

Ohhh I get it now, thanks user

was it a black bear or a brown bear (grizzly)? there's a world of difference in terms of aggression but yeah bears are pretty dumb

if bears somehow were able to passively destroy human society with their farts, causing us to retreat inawoods and while being there you get mauled by a bear for "trespassing" before his cave I'm pretty sure you'd have a different take on the matter

damn eagles have bigger talons than i thought

>beaver
>dildo claw
Seems appropriate.

Isn't there some protective suit on the market to help survive bear attacks?

Here's a tip that'll actually save your life: Carry a fucking gun in a calibre designed to kill bears. Fire a warning shot if you are able and if it's still hanging around then shoot the fucking thing. Here's everyones favourite gun grampa demonstrating a pistol in 454 Casull (a bear calibre) youtube.com/watch?v=ll--DXOWPyA

>that beaver talon
damn...

I remember reading somewhere, I think specifically for polar bears but I imaging they’re all the same shade of tard, if you’re getting chased throw your jacket/shirt to the side. Apparent they have some add supreme autism. Could buy you a couple minutes idk

Same logic as running from a pirate or a dinosaur, run diagonally and change directions often. Bears can't change direction.

me in the bottom right corner

Yeah bears are pretty dumb. Zig zag pattern works. Also, they can't run downhill lol

youtu.be/Ywe60Nk_dEk

Make yourself big and loud:
youtu.be/z7_pVrIshxA

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Man peregrine falcons are so fucking cool, I wish i had the money to take up falconry

wish we'd domesticated bears they're very endearing

Penises?

>faster than a goddamn squirrel
But why is it so afraid of humans, do black bears even have any natural predators/direct competition?

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fucking furfag

what does perkele even mean? is it the finnish kurwa?

>only immediate defense is a not even pointy stick
>the guy just watching him get eaten for a moment
>the guy trying to overpower a fucking bear
>takes 6 seconds before anyone considers using bear mace over a stick
amer*cans are so stupid lmao

literally "god of thunder" but it's more of a catch-all swear

yogi... easy on the picnic baskets

How high would you say that is, 50 ft?

thats the smaller and less aggresive black bear though (it can still fuck you up). Bears mostly have such a fearsome reputation from Hunters meeting the Brown (Grizzly) bear which is far larger and far more angry. The phrase "momma bear" for an over protective mother pretty much comes from female sow Grizzlies being just about the meanest fucking creatures in North America when they are looking after their cubs. They just seem to get enraged so easily (probably because male grizzlies will kill their cubs because they're mean too) Grizzlys can climb tree but they're much more of a heavy weight than blacks

fleccible

>that shimmy down
no wonder aussies complain about dropbears

>was it a black bear or a brown bear (grizzly)? Black bears and brown bears are the same species. So are cinnamon bears. It's like human hair color variations.

:(

High enough to hurt if it fell

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>81 replies and still no mention of the revenant

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>we know we're causing a problem, but just imagine if we were actually the underdogs
No idea what you're trying to say here

nigga wut?

The Edge, The Revenant, live action Jungle Book

all bear kino

4th post, you fucking blind idiot.

>There are people in this thread who unironically believe a silverback couldn't beat a bear

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Someone posted a webm third reply, read the thread before posting

its the third post.............

What about 3 posts deep

Grizzlies have brown fur, but not all bears with brown fur are grizzlies.

based retard

the point is it doesnt matter, we are just obeying our nature just like the bear would if he had the upper hand.
You show empathy where it isnt needed

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY BEAR NECESSITIES

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I hope you're trying and failing to meme

grizzly man

Grizzly bear would fucking merk a silverback

A good movie as well

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what majestic creatures

Bears are pussies, big cats > bears > gorilla

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If the silverback had no arms, maybe.

Don't forget one of the all-time great movies with bears in it:
youtube.com/watch?v=mlbLVZM5t1I

That poor bear has probably been beaten with a stick since ut was a cub, so its probably "trained" to stop when its been hit by a stick.

lmaoing @ you
based

stronger species hippypussy

You fool, Brown Bear is the actual species name of the Grizzly Bear: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_bear

>4 on 1
>see bears are pussies

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You should rename that webm to "bear cub gets nigged by trio of fully grown tigers"
Seriously. Tigers are niggers. In fact, all cats are.

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Did he died?

Bear gets fucked by Tigers actually. Poor thing what fucking nigger shithol is this from?

what a bear fag

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why does the one cat go right for his cock and balls?

>around cats, never relax

Oscar for best love scene

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Bear fag 4 lyfe

I want him to fart on me

I LIKE BEARS

That's a big bear

Stay mad. Bears are literally bums, they frequent man-made areas like garbage dumps and scavenge literal garbage. But felines are obligate carnivores, and as such would never touch literal garbage.

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Someone post the salmon /out/ story

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thats a leopard who the fuck is naming these webm's??? reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Despite their name, American black bears show a great deal of color variation. Individual coat colors can range from white, blonde, cinnamon, light brown or dark chocolate brown to jet black, with many intermediate variations existing. Silvery-gray American black bears with a blue luster (this is found mostly on the flanks) occur along a portion of coastal Alaska and British Columbia. White to cream-colored American black bears occur in the coastal islands and the adjacent mainland of southwestern British Columbia. Albino specimens have also been recorded.

A moose could kill a grizzly bear if it got a good shoot. They're like glass canons.

Grizzly Bear is a brown bear
But not all brown bears are Grizzlys
For example balkan brown bears
Grizzly Bear is the North American brown bear
Is it clear?

why are we electrocuting this bear?

Is he ok?

Pretty cool webm. Bears scare the fuck out of me but everyone else i know says "they're harmless! They just run away!"
Always carry my bear spray.

Except for stray cats, who literally eat out of garbage cans... Stay ignorant. Also, cats are niggers.

ty user

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cats are sneaky niggas, that webm just proves it further. not a big aligator
cats are also known for attacking from behind, instinctual

its fun to torture things dumber than us

That is definitely a leopard eating that salamander

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>But why is it so afraid of humans
humans are a pretty real fucking threat

fuck im sorry fellas

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I accept that but when i write Brown Bear (grizzly) i'm referring to the correct name for the species in north america where the black bear also lives. Otherwise the comparison doesn't really matter as you'll only meet Brown Bears (the species) anyway. Seeing as the orignal webm that started this is clearly a NA black bear it makes sense.

>not a big aligator
Try it yourself then

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He's on the ropes, boys.
Finish him!

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>getting hit in the balls
Funny no matter the species

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>Also, cats are niggers.
those are the wolves

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HI YA!

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that's goddamn sexy

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what a fucking retard

Considering his friends decided to continue recording and cower like fucking women, probably.

>t. bear

I wasn't talking about the second clip you posted sorry. I was talking about cats in general, and more specifically, still talking about the 4 tigers.
But wolves hunt in packs too, so they have a streak of nig in them don't they?

>*frantic, desperate screams*
>*freeze frame* yup, that's me
>you might be wondering how I ended up in this situation
youtube.com/watch?v=AF0M4xDZIJ8

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>How do I eat this food without touching it....

truly the most dangerous animal of all

I wonder what that nose feels like

>we're diamond crocs

Stupid fucking boomer

Wildlife vet fag here adk me anything

Bears are not dumb at all they are actually smart and because their digestive system they can survive compared to a large cat

Kodiak bears are really scary because they stalk their prey but the way they do it

Pandas are actually not as nice as people think they are

Polar bears are scary as fuck and I would say the scariest on the planet not just because the bear aspect but the survival momma bears will fuck everything up

Black bears usually do more of a scare tactic but compared to others wont chase you and theyre not really big

Someone pointed out that a moose would fuck a bear up and you are correct I saw it happen at least 6 times in alaska

Bears and insects that can latch onto your body real good so you can’t shake me off are the only animals in the world worth being scared of

>sharks
One in a million getting poked by one, usually by accident
>snakes
Literally want nothing to do with you, more likely to fuck off down a hole before you even see them
>Crocodiles
Literal pussies, walk towards them and they mad dash for the water and swim away

But bears, you see a bear cub innawoods and every hair on your body will stand on edge, a polar bear is the only thing on earth that sees you and it’s immediate thought is food.

The only question that needs to be asked:
Could a silverback beat a grizzly?

>small bear vs 3 big cats
Let's see a lynx fight 3 grizzly bears

How big of an issue is human expansion into bear habitat?

>But why is it so afraid of humans
Humans are big, agressive animals that attack everything

poor guy

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Bearfags BTFO

DEX >>> STR

Yeah something is wrong with grizzlies, not even Kodiaks are that aggressive, despite being a larger brown bear.

Why didn't he shoot it?

Nope bear would win 9/10 times gorillas are stong though for sure but those fucking bear claws man

It is kind of a problem but in alaska theres just so much land it really hasnt effected them its more of the hunters being cucks.Im in socal we have little black bears compared to what Ive seen

Not if STR incorporates toughness/vitality.
Tanking DEXfags is no sweat.

Your fucking retarded, that was obviously a giga salamander

No, only an idiot thinks a great ape could take down a grizzly

He wasnt american.

Animals can't know that, as humans aren't naturally part of the habitat and ecosystem.

Nah that's bullshit you ain't shit bro.
Fuck off cunt - gorilla all day.
bet you didn't even see a silverback in the wildlife.
Fuckin bullshit mate.

Reminds me of late Brando

cute bere

A polar bear weights more than twice as much as a gorilla, a grizzly more than 200 pounds

No, only an idiot thinks a grizzly could take down a great ape

That's a black bear which is one of the smallest and least aggressive bears

cope

It's all fat.
Gorilla is pure strength.

It's not, it's some kind of Asian bear even smaller than a black bear

What a fucking idiot

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That's a big bear.

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Silverbacks don't hunt and are mainly herbivores.
They just fight for fun or show of dominance to score another poon for your harem.
Grizzlies on the other hand are nearly twice their size and maul animals for food and are even known to attack their young.

A black bear is basically a big dog and if you treat it like a big dumb dog you can handle it pretty easily

Ghost Dog
>You know, in ancient cultures, bears were considered equal with men
>This ain't no ancient culture here, mister
>Sometimes it is
chills

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nice meme

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based absolutely no fear boomer

Bear Kino
youtube.com/watch?v=nFbCE0dciIQ

The trick is NOT to go into bear country. Works best.

Serious question. Will a Polar bear always want to kill you even if it isn't hungry?

cute!

have sex

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Poor Asian black bears. They're largely herbivorous but yet another species has to be sacrificed for the Chinese erection and now this....

HE A PLOUMP BOY

uno farto @ 0:16

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out fucking skilled

no polar bears are the kindest of bears

Anything that fights for FUN is fucking dominant and crazy as fuck.
G O R I L L A ' D

how the fuck does Yea Forums have better discussions of animals than the damn board actually dedicated to nature?!

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You’re retarded, a bear is still stronger pound for pound and they have 200 pounds extra. Go out and punch Andre the giant and see what happens

cute

Based on a true story

Absolutely terrifying

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That's some Naruto shit right there.

Did I just see a tiger brap up close

ummm he’s dead sweatums

for you

Whats the name of that horror movie about the giant mutant bear? From the 80s I think? Saw it on SciFi channel when I was a kid and it scared the shit out of me

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just a big ol tree bear

I thought that's what cats do to mark their territory.

Moral of the story: Admit when you're lost and never go off the beaten path.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bhi-gBIJhAU

Heavily fictionalized and basically Jaws-tier propaganda against bears.

butt

Big PEACOCK

It moves faster and has more members meaning better conversation. Unfortunately some of the lesser boards are very undermanned. Most people have a few favourites and don't venture out of them. Something should be done to encourage more exploration

it's the cat equivalent of dabbing

I think I could fend off a bear. I'd just punch it in it's big dumb face and I'm sure it'd run off.

>t.gorilla

Big bear, big bear chase me.

Did you forget me?

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>Literal pussies, walk towards them and they mad dash for the water and swim away

Alligators maybe but not crocodiles. Crocs will fuck your shit up and are super territorial.

>in Canada
>not carrying a .45

What a fucking idiot

>when you realize you live in Europe which has no dangerous animal in it
Thank God

I'd rather be chased by a bear than a fucking Silverback.
Could liquefy bones in its grip it has that much strength. Bear doesn't stand a fuckin chance.

I wish.
I'd go kill a grizzly just to prove you niggers wrong.

Underrated, thank you based gorilla poster

Big cats are the perfect killers.

Is this any good

Important thing to remember if you're out hiking and see a bear. If it has a hump on its shoulders it's a grizzly if not then its either a brown or black bear

Jesus Christ do you think it's trying to copy humans?

Lies! Muslims

kek

We have Brown Bears in certain places.

Mate I’ve literally trapped and caught salties in the Northern Territory and anything that isn’t one of the giant dominant fuckers are cowards, I have a vid on my phone where I’m waking along towards one at night and he spins 180 in the air and dives into the water

Lucky gators are so lazy, doesn't even bother to go for the kill

the ape will rush you, and if you stand your ground it'll back off. It just wanted to shoo you away.

Look at how they react to geese that chase after them.

I love Meier.

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I want to point out it took 6 seconds for the bear to partially remove that man's scalp.

You say that, the silverback would probably pummel you and fuck off, the bear will eat you alive. And it’ll come out of nowhere.

Post it here then you shit cunt.

Muslims, Moose, brown bears, polar bears

>seeking forgiveness and humanity
You came to the wrong place my friend

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that's fucked up, he was trying to get pussy

Fuck you park services! I kicked your fucking asses

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>454 Casull

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That's not what happened, he bled out from his neck and died: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephan_Miller

Iphone, bogan

Women were a mistake. Animals deserve better.

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Was this real?

That bear would crush your ribs if he stomped on you

they really are just faggots of the animals.

stop thinking if they fight animals or not, you can genetically engineer two animals that fight eachother

it's a cgi bear but based on real events

You're adding parameters like behavior.
We're talking about in principle.
Fuck that. Silverback would get you and beat you faster than a fat ol' Grizzly.

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You're a retard AND gay.

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>the watermelon just fucking evaporates

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Brown bears can outrun, outswim, and outclimb you, it's best to spray them with mace and get down and protect your neck if they keep charging
>if it's black fight back, if it's brown get down, if it's white good night

how you must be really alpha, bro dog

absolute wanker. Manhandles crocs all day and can't even post a pic to prove it. Sad!

Why would you ever be in a situation where a silverback would falseflag charge you anyway? If you’re not a nigger don’t worry

>spins 180 in the air into the water
based af

>actually arguing that a 400lb silverback could win against a 1000lb grizzly
A human man, such as those huge Icelandic powerlifters, has a bigger chance winning against a silverback than a silverback does with a grizzly.

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This incident has prompted me not to stand next to gigantic animals with powerful jaws and claws.

Why would a bear fight a silverback?
We're in the realm of hypothetical here.

Jesus I though Spanish had a lot of trills.

Finnish sounds like a rap nigger imitating a machine gun.

BBRAAAPP

also take into account that Hickock 45 is 6' 8" (2.03) tall so that gun is a literal fucking hand cannon. Thats what it takes to put a charging Grizzly down reliably before it gets you

this

Are you saying a Polar bear will kill you?

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Meдвeжий пoцeлyй/Bear's kiss

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Imagine the smell

>it's a "two escaped convicts dress up in a bear costume to evade the police" movie
Kinda cliched

Absolutely based duck

>a pussy ass Asiatic honey bear

Have one of those faggot Bengals or Siberian tigers come to Alaska and fight a bull Grizzly then come talk to me.

a lot smaller than i thought they were.

Anyone get the urge to fight wild animals in these threads?

>shooting this near to the target
Isn't he afraid the bullet would ricochet and hit someone?

did you know it was real until now or think it was fictional? i was surprised to see it come up in an anime its a pretty obscure cartridge

>tfw missed comfy bear/nature thread again

I HATE ALL OF YOU WHY IS THERE NOTHING FUN ON THIS TRASH WEBSITE WHEN I GET HOME DUMB INCELS

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You're a tasty morsel to them, yes.

Bear mace and a hefty caliber firearm as backup to teach them who the real apex predator is.

We really are.

We kill shit on a whim. Out of boredom or annoyance.

he's fired enough ammo down that range to be sure of himself and if he's sure i'm sure too Guys the best gun person on youtube by a country mile. Absolutely none of that wraparound shades "when i was in iraq" bullshit just a former cop and gun enthusiast taking you through the subject in detail

>Sneed's Feed & Seed, now serving Bears.

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>I'M NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE THREADS
Incorrect, you lazy tumor.

You just gotta worry about all the ''refugees'' camping out in the woods waiting until you let your guard down so they can kill you and take your supplies.

Sounds like rust except it’s 13 year old Russians

I always thought this scene was dumb. Really any scene in movies that shits on hunters from muh morale high ground. Like how the fuck do these people think we ate for thousands of years. If it were black people in loin cloths chucking spears it be considered beautiful culture and tradition. Fuck that sperging autistic nigger samurai faggot.

Yogi... easy on the picnic baskets

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>not even 2 hours

Because those african tribesmen have the balls to do that shit with bows and arrows and spears and are trying to get food to feed their families. They aren't 300 lb dentists that pay thousands of dollars to shoot a lion with a high powered rifle while sitting in a jeep with air conditioning.

okay this is epic

NANI?!

the fact everyone considers western hunters to be fat dentists when they talk about them online tells me for a fact that media conditioning does work on a massive scale.

WHAT RINGS YOU GOT BITHC?

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Did it drink cider and get drunk? Fucking Russia

He's talking about people like this, not hunters who hunt shit like deer.

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That's soda. You can tell because nothing else comes in bottles like that.

Cheap cider comes in plastic bottles, plus they could have filled the bottle with alcohol from a glass bottle so the bear could drink from it safely

I would pay thousands of dollars to shoot niggers in africa.

Instead, I have to wait for another LA riot.

>he spins 180 in the air
Then he'd just be facing you again dumbas

Prophecy

>Cheap cider comes in plastic bottles
Not all plastic bottles are the same
>they could have
Do you have reason to think they did, or are you musing because you're embarrassed for not recognizing a soda bottle?

someone was clearly never a 16 year old chav girl drinking in the park

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>They aren't 300 lb dentists that pay thousands of dollars to shoot a lion with a high powered rifle while sitting in a jeep with air conditioning.
Is there supposed to be something wrong with that?

>this is a green bottle
Cool.

I mean, it is pretty funny haha

I knew it from Hellsing specifically, although I think that specific cartridge Alucard uses is made up.

It's like a fucking rifle round for a handgun and he could fire it without recoil because of retarded vampire strength.

>tramp cider always comes in this exact bottle

The tramp cider market is a very diverse market i'll have you know

>gets proven wrong
>b-b-b-but different colors!
Does doubling down on autism work well for you in the real world?

>donates $100,000 to Hillary Victory Fund out of pressure from his niggerball investments
>donates $1,000,000 to Donald Trump's inaugural committee
Pretty based

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>335+ replies on bear thread

Was this a trap thread for the hairy homos on this board?

Just one post, no one replied to

Unless he suddenly got alopecia and a ponytail, I think half his scalp was removed.

But yeah, he also bled out in minutes because the bear accidentally bit his jugular.

there are more fags on Yea Forums than their own board

>doesn't like bears
fucking fag

It looks drunk, just like how wild birds act drunk when eating fermented berries thawing from winter. Or it's just very happy, who knows

Being so dumb you're suck in 3000BC has nothing to do with balls. They use dirty old AKs more than likely anyways. The white man relieved them of the spear chucking burden many moons ago.

>"Hello, Mr. Patel. What kind of cut do you want?"
>"Just a little off the top, Prageeth."

the cartridge in hellsing is supposedly the one Hickock45 is firing there but an "auto" version which probably means its rimless as its hard to make rimmed cartridges like the real 454 casull work in a semi auto. Also firing such a powerful cartrdige would break most mens wrists if they were doing it fast. Like i said in my other posts hickock is a huge 6' 8" guy who fires big and unusual cartridges on the regular and even he is wary of firing it. Clearly charging bears are nothing to fuck around with.

Omae wa mou shind-- Nani?

All animals lose to headpats and bellyrubs.

>6'8"

Jesus, that gun is literally almost the size of my chest.

Schweppes Ginger Ale

The caffeine made it hyper.

>get btfo
>disable it
>found out it doesnt shock you
>runs away
what a bitch

Damn, makes me respect him and Alucard even more now.

desu i don't think most men could handle it. Besides some real rare meme cartridges 454 casull is about as powerful as a handgun round gets

It's odd how often little bits and references of hardcore and obscure gun lore turn up in anime really

humans quite unironically are the apex predator of every ecosystem of the planet, excluding places like ice sheets