BOILING?!

What's the name of the famous lolcow who does this again?

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England's finest Michelin star chef

still can't believe she's not joking

>knb4 autistic jackfag shows up and spams the thread with the same 20 webms he always posts

youtube.com/watch?v=kT5llaBYrQA

>Kay, is that Pomodoro Artigianale or Sicilian Seggiano passata? Can't quite tell from the vid

>no seasoning
>not even formed into balls
>just chunks of ground beef coated haphazardly in egg
>to top it off it's fucking BAKED
what's wrong with the English?

She's clearly not all there mentally. Please don't pick on the disabled.

Nah that's just genuine Northern England poverty kino. Little had advanced socially, politically or culinarily since the 50's.

What in the god damn fuck is this

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What the actual fuck bro

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Is it better to steam burgers?

missing
>BEAUTIFUL

youtu.be/mDUIGvpDolw

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if you like your burger patties tasteless, sure. you only boil meat if you're making stew.

How do you make Meatballs, and Lasagna look so disgusting?

Step 1. Be English
There is no Step 2.

Why did grilled hamburgers become such a meme? Frying on a pan is just far superior but NPCs think grilling is better for some reason

Do Americans really do this

Not better, just different. Grill gives you that smoky flavor, but pan gets that awesome sear. Depends on what you like.

SIMPLE
NOICE
ENERGIZING
EUPHORIC
DELICIOUS
SUCCULENT

FLAVORFUL
EPIC
EDIBLE
DELECTABLE

AMAZING
NUTRITIOUS
DELIGHTFUL

SALIVATING
EASY
EXCELLENT
DAMN GOOD

BURGAH

It's almost like grilling something coats the item being grilled in smoke, smoke which leaves a residue behind who's flavor a lot of people find pleasant.

wah'ah
pure wah'ah

she obviously has access to the internet. could she not look up how to correctly make a fucking meatball. it's like she's never even seen one before

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limmy is glasweigan, gordon was raised in stratford upon avon

youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY

Now try typing that out without memes.

A HOEALTHEY BROEKFAST FOAH YOU

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buh steels heavier than staf'rd

What the fuck is this, Albany?

This is what happens when you post on Yea Forums too much

stop flipping em for gods sake!

Mmmm boiled hams

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Gotcha covered.
>ywn have a nice korean lady who speaka no english good cook you steamed bean buns

Fuck.
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>american """Cuisine"""

AND THE BIG SURPRISE IS

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>oh no no no how much oil is going in th- aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!

>not making a soup out of only oil and beef
Are you even American bro?

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I want to suck on her milkies

>when the oil starts boiling

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NOT
FOR
SEXUAL

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i cant handle it solely because it smells so bad

I'm gonna say it...

FUCK RED BEAN

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>Not posting the Yes It's Funny kino
youtube.com/watch?v=mN7bfz-VlbU

IT'S FOOKIN RAW

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You can't steam a good ham without water.

youtube.com/watch?v=DBPUnJSp-wM
She does kimchi buns too

that fucking gravy

this is mexico

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>british food
>put some beans in it

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What the fuck did I just see?

>Mexico isn't in America

Burgers are so cringe.

If you are referring to the continent of North America you could say so.

>now we cooked this turkey for 17 hours at 500 degrees....

Taste the meat - not the heat

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funniest thing I've seen in a while thank you user

You know what the fuck he meant

Shut up Muhammad

every time i see someone cut like this toward their fucking hand all i can imagine is a freshly opened wound with blood gushing out

FINALLY, SOME GOOD FUCKING POSTS

>WAW'AH
fucking KEK

Smoke? But surely you all grill using propane?

>soggy chips

Sorry Hank, propane sucks. Charcoal is better.

based

You have to go to a dinner party hosted by this chick or Jack. Which offers the best chance of not getting food poisoning?

got heartburn just from watching

Kay, everything is overcooked if anything. Ja/ck/ will kill you.

this woman cooks terribly, but unlike jack's at least her stuff is actually COOKED

CUTE

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Noice

>plate arrives
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>waterphone screech, starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around the room
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT, it looks like it’s been fuckin’ stepped on!
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic with fresh local ingredients.

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and you should still sear or brown the meat before you put it in the stew.

That is mexican food and the reason why Americans want that fucking wall built.

When did cast iron pans become such a meme?

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hey /ck/ why haven't you posted eggman yet haha

"food"

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Grilling means all the juice drips out. Griddling means the burger cooks in its own juices.

youtube.com/watch?v=-EAQvw0Ml5g

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Why does everyone on the internet have to pretend to be retarded these days?

do you mean ja/ck/?

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Look at the fucking portion sizes.