I'll Just Leave This Here
I hope this show ends with Al Jean going on live TV, apologies to the world for the past 20 seasons sticks a shotgun in his mouth and blows his fucking brains out
Formerly heterosexual.
Who the fuck watches The Simpsons after Season 9?
Simpsons showrunner could become polyamorous president?
>mfw when have never seen a single "new" episode after season 21
What kind of person literally still watches this every sunday?
I'm concerned, something appears terribly wrong with this person's jawline
Polyamory is for mental children who are afraid or incapable of commitment and responsibility.
The Simpsons today is all celebrity cameos and is burnt out.
Polyamorous president of what? Moe's Tavern?
I’ll just Sneed this here.
>>mfw when have never seen a single "new" episode after season 21
>mfw when
Chuck’s
I don't think I've seen a new episode since the early 2000s.
yikes
SPBP
>greasy kid-toucher constantly thinks about an 8-year-old girl having sex with multiple partners
imagine my shock
What fucking janny faggot deleted my sneedpost
Is "polyamorous" a word roasties use to rationalize fucking around?
yes
It doesn’t matter, the show’s been dead for 15 years
Yes
faggot lisa simpson lol
I can't tell if it's bait or not because nu Simpsons is that bad
>this is the first lady
>and this is the second lady, chuck
Even Season 9 is shit aside from the first few episodes (which were produced for season 8)
>8 years old
>sexuality
>obsessing over the sexuality of an 8 year old girl
complete nonce
they did that a long time ago in the future episodes
Also used by nu-males rationalize their partner's unfaithfulness.
sneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneedsneed
I do, to find Sneed cameos.
I saw a recent episode of the The Simpsons by accident on TV, now I know why they call it zombie simpsons, every single character felt dead, it was pretty sad.
What’s polyamorous?
They predicted Trump becoming POTUS but it's like they support him.
Who is the most KINO LGBT character in The Simpsons?
Post yfw Simpson movie 2 features pregnant Lisa instead of Bart's dick
EXTREMELY based
SImpson have been around for what; 30 years now? I get that it's hard to view these character as children but for all intents and purposes Lisa is literally 8 years old. Why the fuck are they discussing her sexuality?
Are the farmers some sort of gang stalking group?
This was already hinted at seasons ago in one of the future telling eps, nothing to see here.
Based.
>captcha: select all images with tractors
kek
lol
>The Sneedsons sneedrunner teases Sneedsa's sneedxuality and could become polysneedous presneed
redpilled
Bill Clinton was already president
WE NEED A SNEED
Why did they dye their hair?
i think it means unfaithful but not necessarily gay. But they already hinted that Lisa was not straight in another Ep years ago. So I guess it means she has multiple girlfriends or maybe she is a Bisexual who has a beta boyfriend and also fucks girls, like Elanor Roosevelt.
Homer shake>sneed conga
>Lisa becomes a bisexual rug munching snowflake
About as surprising as the sun rising in the east m8
>polyamorous 8 years old girl
day of the rope when
You do win friends with sneedposts
You do win friends with sneedposts
You do win friends with sneedposts
Basically you'd fuck ANYBODY.
Pre and post-op transsexuals as well as CISgender
So many realities. I live in the one where everything sucks and is confusing
Is every episode made to point out some modern political thing now, instead of telling a story?
>I live in the one where everything sucks
and fucks
Sneed
>polyamorous
So a faggot?
It was always that way.
>polyamorous
formerly monoamorous
it wasnt always so retardedly hamfisted
Just cause everyone else is giving shitty answers I'll chime in.
Polyamorous is people thinking they can have healthy situations where they openly have multiple boyfriends/girlfriends/wives/husbands and not have the entire thing devolve into massive drama
Wrong term, what you're referring to is Pansexual
in season 50 Maggie gets a black boyfriend.
President of what? Lisa's Fisa and Sisa?
This is also true of bisexuals.
Yeah in my day we called them sluts but apparently that's frowned upon now.
Al Jean is a pedophile.
30-40yo boomers who are trying to connect to their kids.
Cringe
This
Liar
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Who is becoming a polyamorous president? President of what? Who? Where? Sneed?
So let me get this straight. It's ok to talk about the sexuality of an 8 year old girl, but having Michael Jackson show up and make some jokes is something that should be censored forever?
Fuck you, Sneedshitter
Didn't they already pull that crap in one episode where they had pictures of the family in the couch and one of them showed Lisa with two women? But later she still married Millhouse or some shit
...
Did somebody say Sneed?
oh wow this will trully keep the series relevant for another year, im sure of it, yep
w2c
>Hey my fellow zoomers. The child character on our 30 year old show is polyamorous just like us zoomers. Won't you tune in and watch the next episode?
DENISE SIRKOT = OK, I STIR SNEED
Okay, as someone who watched the first 400 episodes in a row, and then the movie that just came out, over a summer, (2007) and has been a diehard Simpsonshead ever since, acknowledging the first 10 seasons were the best and everything that passed the first 10 decreased in quality over time, yet were still at least minimally enjoyable, tell me, anons...how bad does it get passed Season 20?
I like it more than the "golden years" because it's a straight comedy instead of trying to make you feel feelings. They took a hint from Family Guy and quit iwth the "durr homer wrong marge sad homer make it up" or "bart and derplisa spat but then make it up". Now it's just jokes.
I thought it was incels sexualizing the children
it's not even rationalizing it, they admit they're sluts but kind of make it sound less degrading until you know what root words mean
ah-bloo-bloo
It's weird how every writer on The Simpsons graduated with a phd, has a faithful wife and white children with said wife, but can't write a joke to save their lives. All they ever did was rip off scenes from other things and reference entire plots.
If I was one of the VAs for one of the main characters I'd just kill myself at this point. It's the only way to get them to put this fucking cartoon to rest
>throws MJ under the bus and calls him a groomer
>sexualizes an 8 year old girl
Bravo Jean.
I imagine he looks like the 600lb life doctor guy.
> In one particular time-jumping sofa sequence, combining Christmas cards, Lisa was seen happily with a girlfriend, and part of an all-female throuple, before marrying Milhouse and having his child.
> Formerly gay
this is problematic
ah-BLOO-BLOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a deeper meaning behind the sneed lore
Cringe
Bart is the only sane person on this pic
>worst meme ever
you mean best meme ever
>he doesn’t know about S11E05
>modern "journalism"
Sneed
Based reading comprehension patricians.
Totally missed this upon first glance.
Are you saying the Simpsons was never funny?
>it's the time when AL CAPONE did the CHARLESTON on TOP OF A FLAG POLE
what little jokes they did have were family guy tier. a lot of the formula deliveries are "something normal, something normal, wacky third thing"
You're so wrong. I don't even know where to begin. What you're saying is like saying Shakespeare's plays aren't theatre, or the Sun isn't bright.
The Simpsons ended 16 years ago. Matt Groening is actually in a coma, and what we've been seeing on TV since then, and what we all know as "Zombie Simpsons" is just a broadcast of his coma nightmares.
Simpsons, never entertaining, eternally dreadful
Sneed
Formerly a vagina
You were just too young to get that 80% of the show was "homages" to other things. If you listen to the commentaries, they're all proud of it too. "We got this shot from _______" and "we ripp-- i mean borrowed this from this show we used to watch"
It’s based on men but it’s mental illness on women.
No, FUCK you, I understood plenty of the references because I've watched plenty of old movies, TV, listened to old music, am well-versed in history, etc. Yes, SOMETIMES, The Simpsons paid homage to such things and often times better'd them by putting a unique spin on it or adding to it, but many of the gag, visual jokes, story elements, witty banter and dialogue, etc. were all totally unique and original to the show. You can go ahead and cherry-pick singular examples all you want, but The Simpsons wouldn't be around for 30 fucking seasons if it wasn't a creative powerhouse that it is, or at least once was. I'd argue that out of everything The Simpsons has paid homage to or has 'copied' over the years that the show itself, The Simpsons, has been homage'd, copied, and ripped off from more than anything else.
tl;dr FUCK YOU.
Top kek
>perpetual 8 year old
>sexuality
>it was on for a long time, therefore it's good
Name one thing that's been around for a long time that was never good at any point.
Bazinga man
Family guy
how long until they stop ridding on controversy to get views?
I'll give you Bazinga, but Family Guy was actually pretty okay and funny for its first few seasons before it was originally cancelled, even if it was a Simpsons clone. That's before they pretty much patented the "remember that one time I did X with Y" shit-tier 'humor'.
Which one, Internet journalism or The Simpsons?
What does it mean?
>Lisa's been 8 this entire time
>even if each episode took up a day in the Simpsons' lives (and many have taken more than one) then 654 days would have passed from the pilot
And that's not even counting the annual holiday episodes.
I wondered how long it would take for Lisa to become a lesbo or whatever despite being 8 years old.
Do you think Al Jean will be buried in a regular grave? I'd really like to desicrate it someday.
simpsons
they've been trying this bullshit lately to fish for views
it all started with the apu bullshit, then the MJ stuff and now this
>Sneedposting started around the same time as the apu fiasco
Is Sneed singlehandedly killing The Simpsons through meme magic?
if only
b-b-BUT IT WAS F-FUNNY BACK THEN!
>he’s learnt how to spell “wiener”
REEEEE, THEY RUINED THE JOKE!
Muh wife is bisexual
>wife
not for long
Latest episode said her 9th birthday is coming up soon.
Have they ever said in the show how long a year in their universe is?
THREAD FUCKING THEMES:
youtube.com
youtube.com
BASED
nice dubs. Makes me think of Sn33d
I remember Homer had a flashback to nearly every time he got hurt in the first 20 years, then remarked “heheh, what a week”.
redpilled and high IQ post
I hate life
Holy fuck fpbp
>which means (in his mind) there's a good chance I have HIV.
in what world do we live in where this DOESN'T mean there's a good chance she has HIV
We full weimar republic now boys.
I hope the show ends with Al Jean going to prison.
That makes no sense.
FPBP
this is the only simpons character i have dabbing; please don't downvote
Dumb Australian
>658 episodes, most of which primarily take place in or around springfield
>1% of all episodes happen to have between 1-3 specific characters in the background
This should not be surprising.
Yes, hello. Please explain who Lisa is and why is she yellow? Is this a new youtube channel?
newfag