Why do you value the opinions of bums /tv?

>Todd Phillips is shitty
found the pleb
Id like to see Jay even reach the low heights of Old School or The Hangover.

Shut the fuck up? he has evolved as a film maker since his gritty reverse romcom years, guess you haven't even dared to watch this master piece.

You and Jay are just haters.

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such a creepy jewish loser

and michael rapaport sucks too

I love bums.

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>e-exactly. Im shit and I know shit!

War Dogs was not a good movie, and I really wanted to like it.

Finally someone tells it like it is to Jay

holy shit

Yeah he just just pretend he’s a genius instead of owning up to his faults.

If the makers of Space Cop say so it must be true

>it aint me starts playing

You'd think jay would be a bit more empathetic towards filmmakers after all the times he's called something shitty directly to a creator's face on twitter. Like, people read the mean stuff you say online. Be kind.

Find it hilarious those 2 faggots still dare to talk about movies after releasing fucking space cop.

Is that a herp or a giant zit?

I hope Joker has boobies in it so Jay won't see it

capeshit

>someone who tried guitar once and was shit at it has a valid opinion when they say Santana is a shit guitarist
your mind on reddit cuck media

Or maybe you shouldn’t be an over sensitive pussy on behalf of other people who can handle criticism themselves?

Please god let this spur them on to actually try and make a good movie.

>doesn't have a blue checkmark next to his name
>has blue check mark next to his name

guess who I am going to trust

Faggot

i mean thats exactly what i was thinking too
if anyones putting his opinion on a pedestal its the ones antagonizing him

Dude is just Diet Scorsese
Like store brand Diet Scorsese

Yo Baumans u better watch u step b we done do be takin them mean words in da stride my g u done come up to the hills u better be ready for them heights u feel me punk?

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They actually can't be criticized in earnest if they do not do anything in earnest.

based old jew wigger

Trailer looked dope. And i generally hate Capeshit

>pacing
ohhhhhhh no no no no no no no

>Michael "I'm going to beat up these cocksucking MAGA hat kids" Rapaport

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, nigguh

YOOOO BIGGIE AND PAC NOW LIKE THAT WAS MUSIC THE REAL SHIT

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How about acknowlege faults and then realize no one should take your opinions seriously

Scorsese actually produced the Joker film as well seeing as how Phillips is inspired by his works.

DON FUCKIN SELF

he's a true man and won't be nice to somebody just because they're important like mike

joker looks like mcdonalds farthouse and you won't see no reddit letter media giving it to you this straight

OHNONONONO

It's the Scorsese kind of capeshit.

Slightly less pathetic Alex Winter isn't even in any DC movies why is he defending it

Its not even being kind its realizing you're a fucking joke and shutting your mouth, the dude directed space cop for fucks sake, thats like tyler perry trying to give serious movie advice, actually fuck id take tyler perry's opinion over the director of space cop any day

why is this rapaport guy suddenly the new darling of bait threads on Yea Forums?

I've never heard of him outside of seeing his twitter handle.

why do so many Yea Forums users go on twitter? that's 1000% worse than going on reddit and equivalent to browsing facebook imo

>All these RLM cucks stumbling in shambles to defend their internet boyfriend

LMao keep trying cucks no matter what you do Jay has never and will never reach the heights that someone as iconic and historied as based Rap has. Keep on with the hate tho, it only makes us stronger...

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Just keepin it real b. Gotta g-check these hatin ass fools. F'real.

A majority of Yea Forums unironically likes RLM though.

>majority of Yea Forums
how are you to know?
just because you spam how much love you them doesn't make that the majority

And you will never accomplish as much as Jay so what’s your point?

Im starting to value their opinion less and less though

Watched the clovehitch killer based on their recomendation and it was mediocre as fuck

Jay is easily the worst member in RLM and that's saying something when Josh's around. Even worse is how the average RLM watcher strokes his dick like he's some super filme buff and they're always impressed by his knowledge.

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>came in expecting 8/10
>get 5/10
Chick was a babe though. Was it the blade runner one?

Welcome to 4chans modern discussion in a nutshell

Are you fucking retarded? you really think a board that dedicates itself to the 7th art would ever respect the makers of fucking Space Cop? Get real, you are confusing a pathetic local minority with the real esscence of the board.

kek. based bantering bauman

he has a photographic memory and knows all names for everybody involved in all parts of all horror movies

Yea Forums always tooks shots at the hack frauds but still enjoy most of their content but in varying degrees as of late.

Pic related is the synopsis of the film. Thoughts?

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>in horror movies
James the cinnemassacre cuck would fucking school the fuck outta him

So do I. All horror fans know this shit because we eat trash. And that's all RLM is good for, reviewing trash. When they try to get serious they fail miserably every time. Jay should stick to talking about trashy horror movies and try to avoid taking them too seriously (even though I don't think he can).

Sounds decent enough I'll check it out.

Imagine being the least successful person on a spread that features Steven Dorff and the guy from Scream.

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>I've never heard of him outside of seeing his twitter handle.
Yea Forumseddit

Thei aquaman review annoyed me to the point of insanity.
Note that I have never seen aquaman and feel no desire to see aquaman let alone any shitty DC films but them ragging on the film for
>Dude hes aquaman lol you cant tell a serious story about aquaman they needed quips and jokes
Pissed me off to no end. Fuck Marvel films and their garbage fucking sarcastic """comedy"""

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you mad nigger

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Not enough cursing.

DUDE TACO BELL!

>why do so many Yea Forums users go on twitter?
That's a good question actually. What the fuck are you all doing

I've literally never played a video game for like longer than a few hours at friends houses.

I've just never heard of this guy.
Next time stay on twitter where such disingenuous arguments are encouraged.

Hey it's that cat meme guy.

why did he capitalise the word 'bum'?

Gotta get amateur trap porn from somewhere now that tumblr is gone.

>trailer's good
What a faggot

Stop interacting with me incel.

>listening to crum bums

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MAAAA!

To make it sound proper.

didn't the hasbeen rapacunt learn anything from this shit?
youtube.com/watch?v=FbP6f_jfchk

what a fucking embarrassing whitoid clown

OH ONONONONONOOOOOOO

HE'S LITERALY CRYING AS WE SPEAK! BASED RAP DONE DID THIS FAG IN!

twitter.com/JayBauman1/status/1113531988814831618

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thanks for reminding me I should watch that Suspiria video

I want to fight Michael Rapaport

Why did he reply

>capital 'W' after 'lol'
ruh roh did someone add in the 'lol' afterwards?
secretly seething

>Todd Phillips is the Carlos Santana of directing
I don't think that's accurate.

based tweet analyst

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Dude it's just like a little trash. Why are they so mad at the surface lol?

Seek help

kek

I never even watched Space Cop and it's undoubtedly very shitty, but comparing that to Hollywood movies is so fucking dumb.
If you're a studio director there's like a hundred people ready to try and fix all your mistakes, while most of these e-celeb type movies are just a few people having to go through the whole production process on their own.

>taxi drive but with joker
.backdoor king of comedy sequel

who the fuck talks like this?

Most likely death threats, Jay seems like the kind.

he clearly lurks here

Absolutely baste!

Better than The Wolf of Wall Street

Atlanteans were supremacists that ate shit and wanted to reclaim the surface world for themselves again.

i dont care what either of these kikes think about anything

He's replying to every comment after that SpaceCop burn.
I think it struck a chord.

YOU COCKSUCKA
youtu.be/z9Avdrj0smc?t=340

He isn’t though

Bad take.

Be a friend and show me where you might find some of this kind of porn.

So these are the heroes of Yea Forums?

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They have too much movie knowledge, but not enough skill to ever make a serious attempt. They know they will never be able to make an amazing movie so everything is just ironic.

Happy fapping, faggot

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Right? Ebert made one movie and it was shit, so why do we think Ebert was a good reviewer?

It's not so much filmmaking knowledge as to who played what in films.
Didn't they go to film school?

Are you trying to post random twitter exchanges as if they’re pathetic or something? Are you this desperate to make these guys look bad? Anyone can look at that image and find nothing cringy or pathetic about it. Try harder user?

how is he in control of pacing or scene construction? isn't that the editor's job?

Imagine being this stupid.

james only knows the classic universal stuff. also he writes his scripts off wikipedia/imdb trivia tab, if you ever listen to Jay on pre-rec he's always got something obscure he brings up that's on topic, not just trying to insert it to be impressive

I love how defensive people get in RLM threads. Friend simulator isn’t a meme.

We don't. Only faggots do. He was a tryhard that hated anything that was too "ugly" or "nihilistic" in his eyes.

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the hangover is trash. can he talk about that?
it's never been a meme. they are my friends

>reverse image search: 0 results

Well, RIP

>Remakes Goodfellas with arms dealers
Wow that was even less impressive than the times Tom cruise and Nicholas cage starred in the exact same thing

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>You need to be able to build a car from scratch to acknowledge a good car
Are you a fucking retard?

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>decide to check out their twitter because of this thread
>jack says sekiro sucks
>then says he hasn't beat the first boss yet
no wonder why he was laughed out of streaming holy shit.

to acknowledge why the car is good, yes.

I dont get why people are hating todd phillips. Old school and hangover are pretty much modern comedy classics.
The joker movie looks decent enough

>you have to complete a game to say it sucks

that wasn't the question you fucking cum gargle

Jays not wrong. Phillips has directed nothing but bad films. The best thing he has done was producer for a remake

just pointing out a poor simile, user.

Cruise wasn't in lord of war

if you are a film critic and decide to do a movie you better do a fucking GREAT JOB, otherwise people will always remember how much you should not talk about the topic since when you had the chance, you blew it.

RLM blew it with SPACE COP at the most basic levels.

these guys should never ever release this shit.

they should, at best, cut into parts and put on youtube. would be "oh, you know, some joke with the guys" kind of thing and the expectations would be on pair with what the product is: a joke.

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>old school and hangover are modern comedy classics
That says more about the state of contemporary comedy than it does about Phillips abilities.

>it's never been a meme. they are my friends
Please cease to exist

>if you can't cook well that means you don't know that what you're eating is shit

he's a beta and that won't ever change no matter how he does his hair or how much weight he lost

clerks was made with a smaller budget and less time.

I haven't beat Sekiro yet. It's a good game, but it has issues on a technical level that hold it back. Combat is engaging and suprisingly tactical at times, but the camera and controls suffer from archaic issues. Exploring the setting is wonderful, and most encounters are crafted with thought and care. 8/10, FromSoft really needs to invest in a new engine and a better Technical Director/Quality Supervisor for the dev team.
Sage for off topic.

well you wouldn't be able to know WHY it was shit would you?

The thing is that as a little joke movie amongst friends it's also shitty. Space Cop doesn't succeed at the very little it tries to do and has people complaining about it like it tried to do more, it FAILS at the very little it tries to do and has people complaining about exactly that. It's just not funny.

You literally would

Who is that on the far left? and lol at David Arquette

But his act sounds Italian American and not black at all?

i despise michael rappaport.

youtu.be/uOzODd3yCqg
are you fucking joking? this is as nigger as you get without saying "nigga"

He looks like an odd mix of a 20 and 60-year-old

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why is Rich Evans thinking of himself crying

Because he has AAA-bad disease named Herpes

This dude rocking a cold sore in literally every picture of him?

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How old is this guy?

tim roth

>car analogies

yes

Honestly I know I’m gonna get shit on for shilling Disney here but the Russo’s made you me and dupree and look at how the polished the turd that is the MCU.
Still a turd, but a better turd
I treat the joker trailer like I treat all other trailers “cool this makes me want to see it. But it’s not going to get me there opening night”
I wait for the opinions of the friends I value before I go to a flick, because marketing and direction are two different things.
I never go opening night for anything other than the madea movies, and that’s just because with those you’re guaranteed entertainment from the audience yelling the stupidest shit at the screen no matter the quality of the humor in the movie.
Overall, joker looks good. I’ll wait for people who aren’t being paid by corporations to let me know what they thought before I decide if I should see it in theaters, pirate it once it comes out or not see it at all.

>Shut the fuck up?
>tumblr question marks

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twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/1113549655793655808
Why is Mike so based

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how dare film critics criticize films

Crabs in a bucket

Being nice and being kind are totally different things. I wouldn’t expect you to know though with your extra chromosomes and whatnot

What about him and Alex winter?
Isn’t that that former(tip) titcow from Modern Family?

Old School is his biggest and best work, pleb

Based rapaport

BASED MIKE REMINDING THAT KEK FAGGOT JAY WHO IS THE SIDEKICK HERE!

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This is why I love the fucking internet. Noted C Lister from the early 90s getting into twitter beef with Johnny Manziel, Lil Xan and RLM

>He looks like an odd mix of a 20 and 60-year-old

top fucking lel

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disgusting anti white jew

ive known many great jewish people in my life but whenever i see rapaport i understand how the holocaust happened

What species is that thing?

>"Sense of scene construction"
>Lazy King of Comedy comparison
What a fucking pseud. Rapaport is an annoying fag but he's in the right here.

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technically he is..?
a 50 year old is a mix between someone young and an elder

How is it lazy to compare a movie to what it is obviously referencing?

ok faget, you don't need to be a good mma fighter to evaluate mma.
how do you like those apples?

>you don't need to be a good mma fighter to evaluate mma.
You do though. Sports commentators who were never good at the sport they're talking about are a total meme.

Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies is his best work

Jay is literally an idiot and just put terms he doesn't understand to sound like he knows anything about film.
From a filmmaking perspective Todd is a perfectly fine director. If you don't find his films funny thats another issue.

jesus why did it take six replies for someone to mention that. this place has really gone down the shitter

Holy crap, Latza looks like THAT?

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user Latzaposting is over
Let it go

BACK THE FUCK OFF???

is "Paging Dr. Faggot" the last time we will hear faggot used in a comedy?

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I know. It's just somethings are too precious to be forgotten. I really hope he makes a comeback one day.

Even at the time I was kind of surprised they put that joke in there. Though I did laugh...so I guess it worked.

I'm sure we haven't seen the last of old Latza yet
youtube.com/watch?v=1r1aU6n0O4E

damn that's a pretty catchy song. the jews should hire him to sit in a basement and write pop songs

god, what an amazing day it was when I discovered that.

had to look up that bum on google because the last time I saw him was that eddie murphy metro flick... damn, he hasn't aged well

Jay was in Metro?

lol Proof that us phoneposters are intellectually superior to desktop cucks

user is talking about that Made in America movie with tom cruise who plays a weapon smuggler or something. Harry or Barry something

Dude, War Dogs fucking sucked. It was a Wolf of Wall Street ripoff that committed the grave movie sin of being too long boringly predictable. I wanted to walk out on that movie but my dipshit brother didn't want to leave.

You have really shit taste.

Steven Dorff rocked the shit in the most recent season of True Detective though.

He's a legitimately good actor. Better than everyone else in that spread except maybe Tim Roth and Benicio.

Correction: Movie is called American Made and is very much like Lord of War

What stake does Michael Rappaport even have in defending Joker?

True but he's had a shit career.