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>Incel who lives with his mother
>Works shitty jobs
>Hassled in a multi-cultural shit hole city
>Constantly put down and belittled by everyone
Is this Yea Forums the movie? Will this be our next Blade Runner 2049?

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>orbits a cute niggress
yep, literally me

>our
cringe

mcdonalds farthouse

Nazi right wing neo conservatives are already embracing Joker. Should be a CNN story soon hopefully.

Well maybe you dont belong here FAGGOT

This is clearly a psy op trying to make the movie look bad by pretending to be in favor of it while e writing crying shit.

>This is clearly a psy op trying to make the movie look bad by pretending to be in favor of it while e writing crying shit.
I unironically think you are unto something there user

The movie seems kinda pointless. What's the deal that makes so many people interested in it .

Is it really because it's a movie about a guy who has a shitty life and you guys identify with him?
Kind of like when niggers were happy because of Black Panther?

I guess it's nice to have a movie who panders to you, but the teaser didn't seem to show anything particularly interesting besides the pandering

Looks like an interesting take on an interesting character pulled off by a pretty versatile actor. Everything else is contrarian

What's right wing about this movie?

If the joker is the movie that finalizes the incel holy Trinity I am fucking done with movies.

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Only if he says N word.

The incel fan base. Are you new?

These movies have nothing to do with eachother

FUCK OFF
ALITA IS A GOOD FILM
STOP PUTTING NEXT TO LITERALLY SHIT LIKE BLADE RUNNER 2049

>alita over Drive

zoomer confirmed

he doesn't seem like an incel. he actually works at a job, takes care of a person, and it doesn't show him getting pissy about not getting laid. he ain't no incel. just a guy down on his luck.

Well yeah. Huffpost/Buzzfeed types, loser "journalists" writing stinkpiece nonsense right out of college, frequent troll this site nowadays looking for the new trend in Dastardly Incel Culture. Because the site is anonymous, what better way to get a scoop than to make one yourself?

FUCK OFF
BR2049 IS A GOOD FILM
STOP PUTTING NEXT TO LITERALLY SHIT LIKE ALITA

>Joker is angry about getting beat up
>Starts loosing it
>Black girlfriend tries to comfort him
>He snaps and says "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU NIGGER!"
>She recoils in fear and disgust and says she is leaving him
>Joker further sinks into despair

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>not 2049, drive and this

Wrong
Yea Forums kino: youtube.com/watch?v=v5ebyEQLYCI
mcdonalds shit for crossposting plebs: youtube.com/watch?v=t433PEQGErc

I really like Joaquin Phoenix and just want to hear him finally say the N word

The incel holy trinity was finalized in 2003, though.

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this is about joaquin after narrating earthlings

>alita is incel
Tell me 1 way that Alita is incel without mentioning /alita/ because these guys are total faggots

What rating will Joker be?

>Coppers are evil movie is good!

You are right, we got one right here

Based and dare I say... redpilled.

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N for Ni-

lotr isn't incel (exclusively). It's universally loved

Fuck off, Alita is wholesome and pure. The objective incel trinity-tier are:
>Drive
>Taxi Driver
>Blade Runner 2049

>ailita, a brainless female robot movie
>not drive, a movie literally about a white violent loner who has problems connecting with women

Are you fucking stupid or what?

Kino time

doing this to a girl while fucking her in the ass is the best feeling in the world

especially if she's the wife of a deployed marine

I don't like it

the protagonist of BR2049 literally has sexual intercourse in the film. try to explain your way out of this.

Alita doesn't belong here really.

that's what an incel would say

Joaquin Pheonix is one of the top 3 current actors.
He only signs if a script is 10/10
The fact that Joaquin signed up, is good enough for me.
Todd Phillips (director) just nailed A Star Is Born.
Pheonix and Phillips are enough for me to give this a chance, even if it's a crazy character study

Obvious Bait
.....But Shut You're Whore Mouth

Where do you find those women? All marines/army guys are cucks for this reason

I don't get it, why isn't he a psychopath? Isn't the Joker supposed to be like legit insane instead of some school shooter edgelord? I want some batshit crazy clown time, not Rob Zombie's Halloween again.

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>Is this Yea Forums the movie? Will this be our next Blade Runner 2049?
Unironically, yes.

Patrice O'neal reference?

>Isn't the Joker supposed to be like legit insane
It's a slow climb (more like plunge) sometimes. He'll be insane by the end of it.

If he actually says the N word it'll be Yea Forums's next TDKR plane scene.

>Bait

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That's not how mental illness works.

That's his mother? I thought it was his wife. She doesn't look older.

Prostitutes and AI GF's don't count.

it basically says that should medically treat people who have mental disabilities and not normalize it like we do with trannies

Says who?

Yes it is. It isn't as black and white as you 'd assume.

Are you one of these trannies to know what it's like?

Idk incels I guess.

He's going to kill Bruce Wayne's parents. I think this is going to be a class warfare kinda film with everybody wearing clown makeup instead of Fawkes masks.

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My guess is his mommy is going to die, and those trips for counseling at the asylum that are strongly hinted at in the film aren't going to be able to keep a lid on it anymore.

I want to see this but I refuse to watch it with the fucking normals that would make him. People act like they're mother fucking Teresea. These people will pretend their hearts bleed so much for this guy...
Then they'll resume their daily lives where they make people feel like shit for looking a certain way, or being interested in certain things.
I swear, even if normals were purged from this world just the idea that inhabited it at some point would still create a distaste in me

Didn’t they say it’s a Fuck Drumpf movie?

>incel movie
>drive
Can this meme fucking die already?

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Holy shit. That's literally me.

That's his therapist loser incel

that sounds gay

It's more of a cuck movie.

>Incel who lives with his mother
They're not even using the Killing Joke origin? Isn't it like the closest there is for canonical Joker's origin story?

sounds more like /r9k/ than Yea Forums

That whole giving his mom a bath was pretty weird. Then he's later dancing with his mom. Seems she's sort of the warm center of his little world. Kinda Norman Bates-ish. The boy ain't normal. I'm willing to bet this is going to be one of those when his mommy dies he loses his rudder (and likely a place to live). They're both probably bunking on her pension. He clearly can't hold down a decent paying job.

Memes aside how is Alita even considered as "out" movie? As soon as she gains sentience she goes for Chad, literally 5 minutes she's head over heels over a literal criminal just because he's handsome. Don't really get the hype desu

God damn this movie looks good

The clown world meme is coming to life.

you fucking brainlet you take care of those you love once they cant take care of themselves any longer.

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jesus you must be one of those shitty kids that toss there family off to nursing homes

We self insert as Alita obviously

A comic book movie trying to be a real movie-serious movie about the Joker..ironic.

>Mom clearly has dementia or something wrong from the way her body moves and her expressions
>"Wow guys, Joker is really fucking weird for bathing his mom."

Prettt much this. I don't care that this is capeshit related. I'm just gonna watch it for the performances and the writing alone.

Meme magic is real. The collective will is being concentrated by meme magic.

>film has black woman
>likely will call him cute
This is purely coincidence.

You think when it finally comes time to do his comedy routine in the movie he's gonna pull a Michael Richards and just go off?

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Someone who's failing at life vents his frustrations by lashing out against society, something right-wingers can relate to

That trailer is fucking good. I'm actually excited for this.

He subscribes to Pewdiepie during the end credits time skip

That's because you are an incel.

>Hassled in a multi-cultural shit hole city
lmaoing at incels imagining things

It can creep up on you. It's rare to wake up one morning totally insane.

He's not insane yet.

Do you genuinely expect people around here to notice subtle ques like that?

>Not seeing him get beat up by Negros
>Not seeing the colorful cast of the city
>Not seeing all the trash everywhere

Only BvS fans.

Nothing. But there must always be more grist for the mill. Retards demand it

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Sounds like the leaks were true.

Phoenix's performance will be great regardless.

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based

could we say right wingers are the black people of politics?

People lash out at society when society fails to meet their needs. Learned that in my African American studies class.

im bretty sure the girl in the dinner was a different nigress

Why does he hide behind a mask? What would happen if you removed said mask?

I like the idea of being ultra stripped down. Like it's not some blown out CGI cluster fuck that pretty much all Capeshit is.

I don't mind if they use superhero movies to make quality engaging kino. I just don't want the same bullshit formula every time.

>Bad guy
>Good guy
>Lots of CGI
>Quips
>All hope is lost
>Oh no it isn't actually
>The hero wins the day

People would see the real monster.

The movie is about a decent into madness. It even references mental illnesses in the trailer. It's not some "haha, he's cuuurrrazy" throw away bullshit. The slow decent is the entire movie it looks like

Do you remember the controversy that surrounded Falling Down about white male rage?

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The ones about him not being THE Joker, but just the guy who inspires him later on?
I kind of dislike that. They already did that shit in Gotham.

Oh no, not me
I never said the N word

>Far-left brainwashing against white people being unhappy has been a thing since 1993

I didn't know it went that far back.

It was inevitable the moment they decided to frame this as an actual prequel with kid Bruce, young Gordon & Bullock, and Thomas Wayne in a prominent role.

>merchant nose

Is that confirmed

user, there is no conspiracy.
It just is, just accept it.

>Yea Forums likes it
confirmed dogshit

I don't know man, looks too scary for me.

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Yes.

Little Bruce.

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Thomas, who is actually Joker's father.

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2049 mogs Ashita, kid

Gordon, with Bullock in the background.

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he probably kills a bunch of people in the audience, like in The Dark Knight Returns

trailer was good
I liked it, hopefully there is more action in it tho.
I wanna see the joker blow up shit

The only canon thing is the mandate that Joker’s origin :
-is multiple choice
-then he’s becomes a small time costumed criminal that gets falls into a vat of acid

which frees up future comic book writers to make their own twists

WE

2Spook4Gook

This guy is always overreacting right? No one in their right mind does this.

First thing I came to realize
The potential is enormous but they won’t do it

The Joker wasnt born insane he descended into madness. People usually say the green waste accident is canon but Alan Moore confirmed it wasnt.

Theres no ACTUAL origin story or even a proper name for that matter.

The acid just pushed him to his breaking point then?

based

So this movie is basically Honkpill: The Movie

It's a reaction video. Got to fake big reactions or no one will watch.

yes because once he was in the acid he had to rise up

I fucking hate capeshit but after watching the trailer I am fucking hyped as all hell. Why? It just looks like a movie. Like an indie movie with a big budget. Logan was dope too, because it wasn't a super hero movie, it was a movie with super hero subject matter.

>most of the hassling is being done by angry yboi cucks taking public transport

holy shit this IS our movie

That's literally how mental illness works to a t you fucktard. The worst is having one huge episode out of nowhere, then you spiral downward. You don't just wake up one day as a homeless wreck smelling of piss

Joacquin Phoenix today said he doesn't want overwhelmingly colored females reviewing his movie.

>cute
OH NONONONONO
[WHEEZE]

#NotMyJoker

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>implying most of you faggots even have jobs

>Alitafags continue to show how new they are

BASED

this

damaged and letopilled

Based

no shit retard hes the poster boy for basedfags

Why do you equate miserable people as political enemies? These are people that probably need help more than shaming.

I thought the left was supposed to be compassionate, but I realized quickly that saying anything bad about women or minorities makes you dehumanized; regardless of context.

Yeah, let’s make fun of people down on their luck. All those women that keep using those fuck apps? Nah, they’re empowered to do that. These miserable people tho? Yeah, they should kill themselves

Fucking cucks man. You guys should be better than this

honestly it's shaping up to be the next doomerkino
>I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy

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I'm a NEET though.

this. lül

I liked Alita but that should be Drive, Her or Willard

You are not thinking logically

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I've been away from Yea Forums for a while now. Why is Alita worshipped here to the level of BR2049? Haven't seen it but don't care about spoilers

>Yea Forums shitting on this all week
>watch trailer
>it's an unironic kinographic experience

What the fuck niggers

Learn to differentiate shills from real people.

Will you lighten up?

based

Damn, Gosling was such a qt in that movie
Look at him, holy fuck

>he was 40 years old on this era
So cringy. Grow the fuck up.

We don't live in the age of Aquarius, we live in the Age of the Clown

Based
Fuck that piece of shit franchise

It seems like the only way to get studios interested in a movie like this is if you tack on a little capeshit

Hey it works, I've not seen a single DC movie since TDKR and it's got me piqued.

But I assume you've seen all the other capeshit that's released then.

>Hey it works
Yeah, my point is it's in the right direction. Just a telling observation about the state of the mainstream film industry

>The worst part about having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.

Wow... that's....... deep.

Yea Forums thinks they are
>dekkard
>joker

Yea Forums really is
>donnie in Big Lebowski

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something about this post reeks of normalfag

i'm going to kill myself soon

Fucking don't, user.

How can you tell him not to.
You don't know his life.

It might be shit.
Don't pretend like you care about him, that is fucked up. You don't have to encourage it but don't emotionally manipulate and lie to him.

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Hey man that's not cool.

Don't do it, user, you are much stronger than you realize and you'll pull through.
You've always had.

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Literally never met a girl who liked them. Books or movies.

do a flip

My mom LOVES LotR.

And my friend does to. She is in our DnD/CoC playgroup so she isn't a normie. But that is two right there.

Nothing gets women more wet than reading Tolkien

youtube.com/watch?v=sOPY9mhwbrQ

Only people with autism say shit like this.

>not knowing about egregores

I've met TONS of women who love tolkien. far more women than men. And the women i meet are far more passionate about it than the men

Make sure to aim for the brain if you gonna shoot yourself otherwise you're just going to make a mess

But if you're going to jump through a roof,do as follows

They don't need to know

Whoa..

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Strong projection

>Nazi right wing neo-conservatives

This is just a bunch of words that when strung together make no sense. Learn actual political philosophy retard.

>Gets back at the straight white world for calling him a fag
Definitely /ourkino/

Left-wing politics is about occupying space in HR departments for the military industrial complex and dunking on retards from Turning Point USA. They're just social-climbers and generally extremely shallow people.

Visiting the r/Chap subreddit will give you an insight into how deranged and sycophantic these people are.

reddit

Faggot, he's our guy not our gay

Couldn't that be young Leto?
Is that even in the same universe?

>Nazi
>Neo-con

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Don't talk to me or my wife's hispanic son ever again

> failing at life vents his frustrations by lashing out against society

But thats what far left extremists do...Theyre so ineffectual they try and make everything easier so by comparison theyre on the up shoot - or am I being trolled and youre being facetious?

ah yes I remember all those far left terrorist attacks

oh my god shut the fuck up about atila why the fuck is it worshiped on this stupid fucking board

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Not him, but Europe in the 70s, 80sand 90s had dozens of left-wing terrorist groups, some of them very bloody. Italy alone had like 10 different communist terrorist groups.

cookie cutter bitch

>He only signs if a script is 10/10

But he did The Village

Imagine how Jared Leto feels about this

*hits pipe*

lmao @ incels memeing themselves that this movie is going to be /pol/
it will come out and be woke af like all capeshit and you faggots are going to embarass yourselves again

kill yourself
even /pol/ would accept a smile like this

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If anything this movie seems to promote class warfare.
God people are stupid. My dick swings pretty heavy to the left and the fucking losers on my side of the political spectrum never cease to make us all look like retards.

holy shit you retards are blowing this WAY out of proportion

It's just the topic of the day. Remember the Gillette commercial?

Yeah ok I get talking about the trailer but it seems people got genuinely brainwashed by the "running joker screaming the N word" spam into believing this is some kind of right-wing movie.
What in the actual fuck. It's disturbing.

Clown world is here baby

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No, he will kill the guy that killed Bruce Waynes parents.

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youtube.com/watch?v=sj_oAV1vu1g

time to rise the fuck up
I unironically feel zero empathy nowadays

Yeah, they're called the CPP. A far left group of communists that are responsible for over 40,000 deaths in the Philippines alone and the number continues to increase because the war hasn't stopped. You Leftists aren't innocent, either.

It's talked about that like that here because Yea Forums has settled on a narrative that they think will make it funnier, I doubt anyone that doesn't hang out here sees it as an IM GONNA SAY IT time bomb.

I'm a girl and Drive is the sweetest love film I've ever seen.

Honk honk

No one is innocent anymore.
I guess no one is but I think society at large is starting to realize that.

Clown world.

Watch Taxi Driver and The King of Comedy you turbospergs.

because the good girl gone bad is what the incel lust over.

>tfw unironically relate to this Joker

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who mentioned /pol/? schizo
u guys are so traumatized by /pol/ isnt even funny

people who will go to see this movie are:
Retail workers in the 25-35 age group
the kind of person who uses "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about
Infantilized men who are literally scared to think
Guys who, by the age of 28, have only had 3 girlfriends in their life.
People who live paycheck-to-paycheck
People who think movies like the Avengers are major cinematic events and are looking for something to fill the gaps in between
People who drink soda on a daily basis and think certain foods are "manly"
Men with low sex drives that have an obsession with how attractive a certain actress is in the last movie they watched
People who think more about what snacks they'll choose at the concession stand than which movie they're seeing
People who use phrases like "I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home but...." when asked about they're views on homosexuality.
People who comment on facebook posts made by companies for the sake of marketing
People who consider blowjobs as a treat or reward
People who have never traveled outside of the country they were born in
Grown men who act grossed out when they see another man's penis, whether they're genuinely afraid of male anatomy or simple scared of appearing gay
People who walked out of Inception felling a profound sense of wonder, like they'd witnessed something beyond their understanding
People who've ever used the argument "Hey vegetarians, what are -these- for?"
People who make excuses for their use of the word Nigger by saying "Well there's niggers and there's black people.
People who've never been considered for a promotion
People who've kept the same condom in their wallet so long it's expired
People who do not groom or trim their pubic hair

People without hope, ambition or a drive, looking to coast through life and scurry along the path of least resistance as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't really require any effort, either mental or physical.

N

I

Why does Joaquin Phoenix keep signing up to these type of movies, first it was HER, then You were never really here with the Cunnyman and now this.

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you just lifted like 90% of the worlds population you retard

It's about a psychotic mass murderer.

underrated

Imagine thinking memetics is something to be harassed and not dismantled. Read pic related you fools.

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People who will post this:
People who are in my cringe compilation.

Eh, fuck you

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Rofl Alita and Joker are GAMER movies. The Incel trilogy is Drive, BR2049, and the next Dune.

It was celibate intercourse. He doesn't have a soul and neither do the two creatures he had sex with.
Celibacy isn't about sex it's about a state of being, having no connection to humanity due to being an other.

Watch as Dune is a masterpiece covering the Involuntary aspect of being an Incel. Villenkino is based.

I'm curious, what's incel about Dune? I only watched the shitty miniseries

Post the script of fuck off, disney shill.

so it's actually impossible to not be an incel if you only have sex with women?

Kierkegaard would have been utterly disgusted by people like you. Try actually reading The Sickness Unto Death.

its leaked entirely on r*ddit, aint gonna spoon feed you

Dennis Villenevue is remaking it and it will focus on Paul Atreides having to struggle with the fact he is completely and utterly predestined to be the Kwisatz Hederach and usher in a Jihad. He is an Involuntary Celibate as he is set apart from the people around him by his divine status that he cannot control. His sex with Chani is that of an angel with a mortal woman to create God, and he has no choice in it. In a way he is being raped by destiny, much like us, the Blade Runners.

You misunderstand. Having a soul isn't a good thing. It makes you into a Chad or a Roastie who have sex and are part of humanity without earning it. Instead the incel is celibate and triumphs to achieve the right thing and undoes the wrong, like a real human bean.

What a disgusting, spoiled little shit you are.

Remember kids; NEVER EVER be in a relationship while on duty.

zoom zoom zoomy zoom

As a person with mental illness, this is indeed how it works

wow losers watch a movie about a loser what a surprise
tl;dr

>teal & orange
nah

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Could it simply be that social climbers exist in all political ideologies and that more needs to be done by political parties to purge opportunists from their ranks?

More needs to be done to purge society in general.

>job
Nah, lost me there, shillfriend.

AIDS has gotten into your brain you gay nigga

was there ever a bad phoenix movie?

that one movie where he bangs nick cage

>have a movie who
>a movie who
>who

I'm so sorry, user.

Inherent Vice

No one would be left if they did it correctly.

Fucking christ the shilling for this lame goofy movie is pathetic

Oh wow the character is totally relatable to ostracized white men? Cool, maybe ill watch it when its out months later on pirate bay, unlike most disney bullshit now. Fuck yourself.

Upvoted for epic win. I bet that idiot voted for Trump and thinks the board of executives for media megacorps is all Jewish xD

Yes, but in this paradigm you see it more on the left. In the past and future it was and will be on the right. And then back to the left. Everything is cyclic in nature. Nothjng is static.

you have to be a sociopath to want to ascend in politics

>all the smearing
>attacks on your family
>attack son every inch of your life
>having to reciprocate to everything back at opponents

You're just going to have to choose the psycho who suits your needs best.

Finally capeshit without dbz new villain appears that is gonna destroy the whole world and retards are not happy

PROLETARIATS RISE UP

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>Incel
everyone should've stopped reading there

have sex, nigger

>Incel who lives with his mother
>Works shitty jobs
>Hassled in a multi-cultural shit hole city
>Constantly put down and belittled by everyone
>psychiatrist wont help him
>goes to a theater based on a character similar to his own interest
>gets kicked out
>gets a gun and shoots people
>calls himself a joker even though hes not, hes just a clown. Theres a difference
Ive seen this movie before pic related

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>Incel
>Have Sex
>Twitter screencap
>Bait article screenshot from 2014
>DUDE /POL/MAO
kill yourself so much bot and crossboard shill posting

you just described antifa edgelords.

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So this is the Taxi Driver for zoomers huh?

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>Us Incels am i right
fuck off

>in love with a black girl
He is into exotic girls. Literally us.

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yikezers, have sex resetera trannie

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Damn, young Rolan was so sexy!

the only correct answer here
STOP MISTAKING US GAMERS WITH THE INCELS

What is this movie? Asking for white friend.

no it's a tranny movie
>obsessed with body image
>putting on makeup
>triggered people don't accept your clown-gender

One of the blade movies. I think it was the third.

I just want to say that I love the feeling of comfiness from discussing this movie with all of you as we all are waiting for it to come out :)

most be first then

#metoo

It's about Hannah Gadsby

quit hanging out with your mom and her friends and make some real friends you loser

kek

>Alita
Back to Yea Forums

>Todd Phillips (director) just nailed A Star Is Born.

He produced it, the only thing he is famous for directing are the hangover movies

anti heros are fun and capeshit that actually tries can be really good

To be fair the first hangover movie was a fucking great comedy

Of you read this correctly (i.e like a superior manga) you realise Superman is just in her head.

What the hell. This is a comic book movie I'm actually interested in seeing in nearly a decade.

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That guy shouldnt have said yes to being the joker. At least that movie where he is in japan recovered reputation, despite heavy homages

agreed, and usually trashy women like strippers

>interesting take on the character

>incel mommy’s boy Joker

Whatever you say, you stupid fuck.

t. redditor retard

It's about a robot who only exists to be a sex object and wants to please her daddy. It's cringe af.

Alan Moore doesn't get to say that an idea that's older than him isn't canon.

It isn't worshipped, it's a bunch of trolls who keep a circle-jerk thread going 24/7, they've got namefags and fanfiction in there, it's awful. Brony tier.

>Everything is cyclic in nature.
Your pattern recognition is off. Only simplistic retards think everything is cyclic.

Tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.

>harassed on the subway
>by white men in suits

Immersion instantly broken.

>be me
>riding the train
>get groped by horny office ladies
>they stuff their hands down my pants, squeeze my dick, fondle my balls, stick their fingers in my ass and scratch my ass so hard it bleeds
>can't do anything because people will laugh at me and call me a faggot if I do
>go home traumatized
>look at my frown in the mirror
>"LET'S TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN" the mirror tells me
>Okay
>I do a handstand
>go to the train walking on my hands the next day
>office ladies too intimidated to touch my crotch
>I fart in their faces
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY

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Zazie Beats or whatever from Deadpool and Atlanta is in it.

You are disgusting. Kys

Please, watch the new joker movie first!
The joker needs to beat captain marvel!

>repeating digits
nice

Yes, this movie will revitalize Yea Forums and bring about another golden era of shitposting.

Goddam right.

Don't man. You have friends you don't even realize. Some of them are right here.

Autists and schizos are both touched by the godhead in different ways. They are God's great madmen.

wow buddy where all on this Thai ladyboy discussion forum together. He would of been disgusted by as all equally. Like a true Christian soul.

Imagine seeing in patterns in things. Imagine becoming increasingly convinced it's not just coincidence you can just dismiss. Occasionally, you mention these things to friends and loved ones, some of whom seem to agree with you, some of whom seem to think you're joking, some of whom seem to worry. You fear scaring them, so you just stop talking about it, increasingly just keeping your thoughts and observations to yourself. Repeat process, increasingly isolating yourself from people who seem to worry about you because their behavior strikes you as suspicious. Imagine that adding up over months and years until you're lost in a web of patterns and connections that no one but you seems to see. It becomes a maze in your mind, only worse, because your mind *is* the maze, and you're now convinced that the people who tell you it's all just coincidence are lying to you, either part of that same vast network of conspirators or that they're just another part of the maze, part of your mind, just another voice in your head.

Welcome to madness.

Decent post but would've been better if not American with an ETL command of the language.

>i'm just like the joker

makes perfect sense, nazi boy

>just keep watching the same movie for decades you sperg
What did sperg mean by this?

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absolutely no way should pheonix utter the words y so srs

but it might be a nice easter egg for a security guard or someone to say it to him

>celibate intercourse
kek

Everyone knows Alita was a piece of shit Ready Player One 2 cinema antithesis. It's just the same three brain addled zoomers forcing it.

Unironically based

>BR2049 comes out
>board is alive
>horny and lonely meme is born ironically
>somehow finds its way to reddit
>"Yea Forums is my favorite board there"
>tumblr bans porn and pedos migrate here
>discord trannies going into overdrive since AOC's election
>some weird Eurofags start a cult for Alita because they love their pure stronk waifu and want her to save them
>the same 6 degenerate pornzombie waifufagging depressionblogging kidfucking enthusiasts from tumblr, reddit, and discord kill the board and 2 or 3 leftist mods help them
>good threads get nuked more and more often each day
basically this. if horny and lonely posting hadn't taken off right around when the janny team brought on banhappy faggots like habib and aero it all would've been fine.

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OP is the same guy that shits on 2049. Since he failed over and over, he is now poisoning the well.