LOOG SKAIWOOKA?

bypass this
*schlop*

>live in future
>star wars

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Yeah Finn was a fucking jannie but he knew exactly the location of the StarkillerBase weak spot as well as the tracker on Snoke's ship. He knew the FO had a mega weapon they were about to use. This movie is written by retards for retards

Yeah well, but hologram recordings existed during the age of the Republic, the age of the Empire, and they do in TFA and TLJ.

>live in future
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...."

zoomers literally unable to remember iconic opening words for every Star Wars film

no they don't stupet

the point still stands that they have technology far beyond ours even if it does take place in the past

Took me longer to translate that it should have

If an ancient order of 10,000 Jedi Knights who were very active in doing impossible feats could become a myth to the galaxy at large within 20 years, I see no problem with a single Jedi who didn't really do that much out of the ordinary in public view becoming a myth in the same timeframe.

How do these kids know what happened on Crait?
Why are they allowed to relax and play when earlier that day the little shit let out the horses and destroyed million of credits worth of the Casino?

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I laughed harder at this than I thought I would

>I have seen a security hologram of him... killing younglings

>Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

>Maz is able to create a hologram of a "plom flower" while being on a holocall herself

>Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo. I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life.

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Who cares?
Who cares about anything related to star wars?

Yeah that's what I'm wondering. How these stupid kids know about what was a small battle, let alone the short moemebt when the phantom of Luke appeared and siappeared but Rey sin't sure that Luke and his friends defeated the Empire a brought an era of peace of prosperity before somehow Luke vanished and the Fo came out of nowhere. Nothing makes sense, everything is retarded.

>How do these kids know what happened on Crait?
>Why are they allowed to relax and play when earlier that day the little shit let out the horses and destroyed million of credits worth of the Casino?
I get that there's an implied time jump, from the Falcon going into hyperspace and Luke's legend spreading (yeah, how does that work) but you're right, it's communicated quite badly to the audience. For a moment I even thought we'd been listening to that kid telling the story the whole time, which would explain why it's such nonsense.

Plot twist and expectations subverted! The kids actually run the whole operation and Rose only angered them. Broomboy is going to kill everybody

>luke is a myth
>han solo isn't
>people don't recognize the Falcon as being that fucking ship that shit on the empire
>Leila isn't a mythological figure either and is actively in space Senate shit
>original war happened within the lifetime of around half the population yet they let another empire take over
This fucking sequel trilogy I swear it is a gordian knot of retardation

When i first saw the movie I assumed the kids were talking about the battle of Hoth, which would make more sense

>much out of the ordinary
>blew up the death star and was given awards in multiple ceremonies
This isn't just a dude who did his own thing, he was a member of the rebellion for years, rather than a secretive agent or some shit

>For a moment I even thought we'd been listening to that kid telling the story the whole time, which would explain why it's such nonsense.
Holy SHIT this little nigga has been telling the entire saga for 8 movies! Finally everything makes sense!

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I mean supernatural tier out of the ordinary, like Jedi of the PT era who were active across the galaxy using their very blatant force powers right in public view. Luke's big accomplishments in the OT like blowing up the Death Star don't scream use of supernatural powers.

Nah, just the ST. Because it doesn't make sense.

It's all so tiresome

And then an older kid shows up and calls him out on his bullshit for copying the story of luke.

>don't have any videos or photographic evidence of a key figure in a major war that happened like thirty years ago

"What's the Force?"
"What are Jedi?"

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we know how to make them and you know how to watch them lil pussy

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I know I know! Me! me! It's Midiclarions!

>Can we discuss how dumb this premise was?
As someone who really doesn't like the Sequels, no.
This is just about the single least dumb thing in there.
The galaxy has a S H O R T-ass memory when it comes to this sorta thing. They fukken forgot all about the Force.
The FIRST TWENTY MINUTES OF THE FIRST MOVIE have this happen.

Critize this shit all you want, but not for this.

The exact same thing happened in episode four

>I know I know! Me! me! It's Midiclarions!
That's like saying a thermometer is responsible for the climate outside.

Why would a nigger kid invent Holdo and all the feminist shit poisoning the movie? It would likely be the weird girl

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Jakku was in The Phantom Menace?

Only possible defense is he was on Tatooine.

"Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from."

The niglet was the one telling the story (for some reason) to the two other kids.
On a side note, this shot is the most embarrassed I’ve ever been while watching Star Wars

actually as the movies explain it, midichlorians actually ARE the force.

Goddamnit.
>I bypassed the captcha!

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>rough work boots
>looks like brand new slippers

>you know how to watch them lil pussy
Yeah, on my computer after downloading them from my favorite torrent site rarbg.to
I'll do the same for every Disney flick so I can spoil and trash it here, for free.

Yes but they called it tattooine back then

>as the movies explain it
Maybe as the children’s cartoon explains it, but Qui-Gon never says that midichlorians are the Force.
I’m really afraid/concerned that they are going to try and force the “Whills” into the end of Episode 9

The movies never say it that way. Just that a high concentration of midichlorians hints at a high Force potential and that they may be used to influence the Force (as Darth Plagueis the Wise tried to do), not that they generate it. I've likened it to moss growing on trees only on the side where the sun doesn't shine, therefore moss on a tree can tell you the position of the geographic north. The moss in this case are the midichlorians, but neither does it make the sun rise and set in the sky, nor generate the Earth's magnetic field. It's an indicator.

Where is this from, originally?

Ok I'll be that guy. Wtf are the whills?

A George Lucas idea that never got put into the movies.
They are sentient wisps that control the force/observe the universe. In some contexts they are the “audience” of Star Wars.
Disney is pushing them HARD in the EU

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We don't know. "The Star Wars", the record of what was to become simply "Star Wars", was once described as a an excerpt from the "book of the Whills" in the prologue, just to make it more mysterious and alien to the viewer.
What we know is that Donnie Yen and his friend in Rogue One are Guardians of the Whills and follow some kind of Force-lite Force cult not affiliated with the Jedi. Still doesn't answer what Whills are.

>artist draws 3 white kids
>in the film there's a white kid, a nigglet and a girl
I Imagine at every step of the movie there's a feminist officer sticking her nose to make sure the quotas are met.

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>Disney is pushing them HARD in the EU
Why did these fuckers ditch george's scripts to make fem reboot if at the end they're trying to use his ideas. What an epic clusterfuck. Do they really think they're getting the fans back?

>we can only fight you, and win in a fictional universe

>3 white kids
That’s clearly a SE Asian and probably two Hispanix

>TLJ was a story made up by a few kids playing with toys
That's how you retcon this.

I fucking loved how it was a dotted line through space and just had a chunk with the middle of the dotted line missing.

Rey is a loner on a shithole planet. She probably heard true Luke stories at the trading post and assumed they were bullshit.

>Rey is a loner on a shithole planet. She probably heard true Luke stories at the trading post and assumed they were bullshit.
>speaks Wookie
>knows about Jedi Mind Tricks

also
>speaks droid
>first time she flies the Millennium Falcon she does it like she was doing it her whole life
>she also does it without a copilot

>speaks droid
I didn’t include that because it makes enough* sense.
*shouldn’t Jakku be entirely stripped of things to scavenge by now?

Dumb comparison, even for Yea Forums

Why are you over-analysing a childrens movie this much?

B&R

>I'm sure his name got around.
Luke would have been known as the hero of the New Republic, and should have been using this status to recruit new Jedi students throughout the galaxy.

10,000 in the whole galaxy is practically none. Plus, the whole system of (pre-)Imperial government under Sheev would have been actively supressing all talk of jedi stuff.

You sure told 'em!

nice headconnon beeyotch!

Symbiotic implies a bit more than just indicating.

Its 10,000 times more than 1, that's the point. If you can buy the galaxy writing off the Jedi Order as myth and legend after two decades, that the galaxy would forget about a single Jedi Knight isn't that far fetched at all.

What's dumb about it? Please enlighten us.

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>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people

A comparison would be some irrelevant country hearing about the world wars, and the answer is yes, yes they would have. You're an idiot.

Didn't Luke run an actual Jedi academy at one point?

>Adolf Hitler? I thought he was a myth!
>9/11? That actually happened?

I think the idea was that Luke was so much larger than life and everything he accomplished was so extraordinary that people simply couldn't believe it was true. I don't think it was implied that he had faded into obscurity, but the opposite. That should have been spelled out more.

>Disney is pushing them HARD in the EU
Where, exactly?

>130 ships vs 100 ships
>25,000 ships vs less than 2,000 ships
It's the same!

>Its 10,000 times more than 1, that's the point. If you can buy the galaxy writing off the Jedi Order as myth and legend after two decades, that the galaxy would forget about a single Jedi Knight isn't that far fetched at all.
The state of the galaxy was totally different. Palpatine was actively destroying all remnants of the order starting from Coruscant. Meanwhile after Return of the Jedi you see people on Coruscant celebrating and are supposed to assume the Rebellion became the rulers of the galaxy and a New Republic and actively pushed the feats of Luke and the Milennium Falcon as opposed to erasing all evidence of them. Even The Force Awakens shows a Republic government getting wiped out by Starkiller Base, so there is a new government.

Except the sequel trilogy wants us to think the Rebellion literally didnt do anything in 30 years and remained the same ragtag group.

>legends tell of a warrior known only as breivik...