Approach theater ticket counter

>approach theater ticket counter
>"two tickets for [film] please"
>pull out phone and pretend to talk to my gf (nonexistent)
>say "yeah I got em, meet me in the theater. yep first two seats fourth row" as I pay and select the seats
>I'm seeing the movie alone
anyone else do this?

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Why don't you buy one ticket at home on your computer? Why don't you buy one ticket with your phone? Why don't you buy one ticket at the ticket machine?

No

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they don't sell single tickets, retard.

>tfw you're too fat to fit in one seat
>tfw you do the same thing as OP

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>one ticket
Where the fuck do you live that doesn't have enforced couple's on all but singles nights?

Reported for Kinoplex fraud, enjoy your supermax cell

All memes aside are there genuinely theatres that don't sell single tickets?

>paying for movies
kill yourself

>implying I would risk it
I'm posting from a library computer in a town I don't live in
go ahead and try and buy one

are you for real?