>approach theater ticket counter
>"two tickets for [film] please"
>pull out phone and pretend to talk to my gf (nonexistent)
>say "yeah I got em, meet me in the theater. yep first two seats fourth row" as I pay and select the seats
>I'm seeing the movie alone
anyone else do this?
Approach theater ticket counter
Jacob Phillips
Benjamin Scott
Why don't you buy one ticket at home on your computer? Why don't you buy one ticket with your phone? Why don't you buy one ticket at the ticket machine?
Caleb Murphy
No
Oliver Walker
they don't sell single tickets, retard.
Cooper Peterson
>tfw you're too fat to fit in one seat
>tfw you do the same thing as OP
Owen Rivera
>one ticket
Where the fuck do you live that doesn't have enforced couple's on all but singles nights?
Reported for Kinoplex fraud, enjoy your supermax cell
John Brooks
All memes aside are there genuinely theatres that don't sell single tickets?
Nicholas Ross
>paying for movies
kill yourself
Owen Allen
>implying I would risk it
I'm posting from a library computer in a town I don't live in
go ahead and try and buy one
Christopher Johnson
are you for real?