Lets make Menelaos a fat bastard where Helen hates him. He also dies because fuck him

>lets make Menelaos a fat bastard where Helen hates him. He also dies because fuck him
>lets make Agamemnon a cartoon villain lol
>Diomedes who?! sounds boring
>lets make The Trojans the clear good guys
what happened?

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This is what happens when movies are made by people with zero respect for the source material. You know. Like DisneyWars. Same exact shit.

Yeah those disney people sure seem to give zero fucks about the historical accuracy of star wars

>Trojans the clear good guys
Lolno. Entire movie is about Trojan retard that fucks up up everything for everyone and his dishonorable bro who wipes his ass.

It was an all right movie but it seemed like no one in charge had any real enthusiasm for the original story and thought that including any mythology would be cheesy.

yeah but at least we got. HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

You fail at reading comprehension. Faggot.

>t. zoomy who never read the Iliad or even watched the movie but did read some summaries and maybe a review
What happened? Zoomies and Millies happened, that's what.

>dishonorable
>Hector
youre a spastic

just like holywood seems to give zero fucks about Homer's 70th hand oral account of an Achaean raid on Wilusa?

He was joking, jesus christ

>dishonorable bro
hector is literally the only character worth a shit in the entire film and the only reason i didn't switch it off until he got dragged around by a cart via achilles

>brother agrees to single combat
>gets stomped
>crawls to his big bro to save him like a faggot
>big bro uses sneak attack and murders his opponent

Hector was worse than Bloom because he enabled him all the way.

He was. Paris accepted a fair 1v1 duel and then Hector intervened when he saw his little brother losing.

The fact he didn't turn the ship around to sail Helene back to his husband after he learned she was on board was also dishonorable as fuck, and makes him indirectly responsible for every single death in the movie.

You both will never understand what brother love means.

And you'll never understand what honor means, lady.

His actions were virtuous but not honorable, not that a discordtranny would understand the difference

Hector was "dishonourable" in that he was clearly fighting for the wrong side, interfered in a duel to murder a king involved in it (yes, Paris was losing, but Hector was still interfering), and was taking orders from a bunch of fucking morons.

>GODS LOVE US
>Guys, Apollo didn't strike down a man who desecrated the temp-
>GODS WILL HELP US ATTACK THEM IMMEDIATELY

Or

>WE SHOULD ATTACK NOW
>But the myrmidons weren't fighting, and there's dissension among the Greeks, if we attack we'll unify them-
>APOLLO IS ANGERED BY HIS TEMPLE DESECRATION, ATTACK AT DAWN

He should have sent Helen home himself, and not let first Paris and then Priam talk him into bringing her to Troy. The whole movie, he knows it's a horrible idea, but he can never bring himself to stand up to his family.

>The fact he didn't turn the ship around to sail Helene back
this did not matter. By that time Menelaos would have already seeked out his brother and planted the thought in his mind to trash Troy

It means fuck all if it means the ruin of your entire nation that you are supposedly rulling.
If anything Hector should know that their behavior during the duel caused a massive blow to their own entire army.

No, Menelaus would have had to get ready to go to Agamemnon before leaving. Helen boarded the ship at dawn and they set sail after it with the morning tide, meanwhile the sun is high in the sky by the time Menelaus gets to her chambers and realises she's gone, and then he has to prepare his own ship to go to Mycenae.

The Trojan ship could 100% have made it back to Sparta before Menelaus left to see Agamemnon.

Hector is dishonourable and makes no excuses for it.

Achilles is dishonourable and attempts to redeem himself.

Ironic.

>attempts to redeem himself
he pities an old man after calming down. barely an attempt

>doesn't care about the proper due to the dead
You disgust me.

>HECTOOORRRRRRRR

is that what you call an attempt to redeem himself?
what low standards they are

Odysseus was best boy.

the real villain of the movie was the boomer king who trusted the gods over hectors advice

Agamemnon was several days' worth of travel away. Even if that hadn't been the case, Hector simply didn't know Menelaos well enough be certain of that. Taking the chance to mend things would've been the honorable thing to do. Not to mention bringing her back would mean all the greek city states would know Troy ultimately did the right thing, and Agamemnon and Sparta would be seen as aggressors rather than people who carry out a rightous vengeance. And aiding someone in homewrecking is just a scum thing to do in general.

and paris

>Let's ignore Aeneas, and mispronounce his name the one time we say it

meant paris' advice in burning the trojan horse

>youtube.com/watch?v=80SsC_ZNbyI

True kino.

>t. romaboo

>doesn't chase Hector around the walls of Troy three times
>doesn't fight a river
>Hector's body isn't protected by Apollo when he is dragged back to the ships
yeah sure...kino

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t. roastie

Giving your brother good advice so he can stand firm like he should as an honourable man?

Look up the meaning of honor first, you fucking retard.