You're lying if you say you wouldn't

you're lying if you say you wouldn't

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I

at this point, i would

This scene really spoke to me, when i was a teenager

I would have back then, too.

of course we would, that's why the meme is 'imagine being arnold' since he was busy fucking prime poon

How come no one posted that yet?

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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I would desu
God, her body is so hot
She's built like a horse in heat

Body: 8/10
Face: 4/10
God didn't give with both hands

Based!

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Covered her face with one and fiddled her with the other.

how about imagining what jamie lee curtis feels like? being fit, young and making it in hollywood only for incels on Yea Forums to blast you for being anything less than a 10/10 anime gril. fuck you guys

I love this copypasta

Her not being hot in that movie is a meme, just look at her, she was fucking banging.

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she's hot as fuck, far hotter than the generic young girls the meme alludes to. I have fapped to this scene many times and probably will again soon thanks to this thread.

MOMMY DORIS

IBS makes sex very unsexy

she has IBS

Wait, she was young in that scene?

what?

irritable bowel syndrome

i dont know im just baiting (You)s

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no, she eats A C T I V I A

Godspeed user

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Not with that hair length, ugh.

You boomers are disgusting, stick your beatles and ugly dicks up your faggot asses.

>the female loses balance and falls on the floor
>the male immediately pounces on her to impregnate her
This is chad behavior

shut the fuck up needle dick faggot

>not finding jamie lee curtis hot
This is what porn does to people

i used to stick my dick in between the bottom couch cusions and pump hard like i was buttfucking a girl to this scene

The only time where a 3D woman was as hot as a 2D anime girl
God bless Jamie Lee and Boatman

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Hot damn, I almost want to photoshop in boobs and pussy but it's too much effort

do it for our dicks user

Did Arnold fuck her?

But how do you aim it? or do you just have to move your ass around like some kind of fucked up toilet dance until your anus gets pressure washed?

I would leave nothing but bones.