Do american women really do this?

spotted the virgin

Wha?!? How do they know which it's going to be? Is it a 50/50 chance? Can they poop from their vaginas also?

yes, but I like it better when they do it into my mouth.

>t. never seen a real life vagina

Lol wut?

ITT: Confused incels that need to have sex.

kinda strange they divorced irl after the movie

you sound like you have an unwiped pussy

I'm just dumping then.

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I don't know who's trolling who anymore.

What did she mean by this?

ah-bloo-bloo

>women dont wipe after peeing

spotted the incel

Are you one of those incels I’ve heard about?

I use a bit of toilet paper to clean my penis after taking a piss too. Dont like it when a drip of piss stains my shorts.

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might aswell pee sitting down, faggot

men have a penis, women have a vagina

shes australian, fuckin tard
hell most leads in hollywood movies are from britain

>not sticking q-tips in your peehole to get a deep clean.
Absolutely haram.

imagine the smell

MANLET

The female piss hole isn't at the end of an efficient shaft. It's a hole slightly tucked inside a filthy meat valley that explodes like a geyser and soaks the sides of their puss unless a chick squats and stretches herself right open. Plus a lot of modern roasties have big roastbeef labia flaps that always get drenched no matter what they do.

You'd all know this if you had sex even once.

>try shaking
>try jumping
>try standing there for like 5 minutes after peeing
>try squeezing
>STILL get a drop of piss on my pants when I put it away

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Yuck that dress must be riddled with feces and urine

No, she's Europeeing.

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Just beat your junk like one of Bob Ross' paint brushes to get every last drop out.

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I've been told that americans do not rinse their buttholes after taking a dump. That's a joke, right? Please tell me it's not true. The thought of 350million people walking around with unwashed assholes all day long is some nightmare fuel. 350 million stinky anuses producing endless aroma. God.

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faggot anime poster

Most of us just use toilet paper, yeah.

good post

Yeah I used to do this too, I tried shaking it, but it either doesn't work, or worse, the drop splashed up on my fucking shirt, or on the wall or floor or something and I have to clean it up.

Now I just wash my cock in the sink instead after pissing.

the real trick is to flush and wash your dick in the toilet bowl

>be me
>pooping in the shower as usual for maximum comfy squat + clean up
>girlfriend rushes in because she has to pee really bad
>"what the fuck why does it smell so bad?" she inquiries
>"weird" I reply nervously
>she pulls back the curtain and sees what I'm doing
I'll never forget the look on her face
I'm not the only one right? Is it that weird?

>"'Bidet'?"
>"What's that?"
>"Oh, you mean my asshole tickler?"

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context?

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good ol' waffle stomping; women will never understand

>not the dry wipe, wet wipe, dry wipe masterrace
might as well just shove a dildo up your ass while you're at it faggot

its quite normal in european nudist beach community

the context is that it's just water and you're a fucking retard

The movie redpilled him on the women question

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I do this.

Especially since ex-gf liked to rub my junk in bed when just cuddling / sleeping and it'd annoying for her to feel some pisswet boxers/dick

don't pretend people use bidets

you must be 4 feet tall to do this tho

I use it everytime I shit. I have the cleanest asshole in the world.

white """""women"""""

>not being a manlet

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Humans really do this you filthy incel.

know that you are the only person in the world doing it

I wish I had a bidet. All this wiping is just weird.

When my shits get really bad I take a shower

>bidets
Jesus nigga I just bend over the tub and direct a lukewarm shower there

I usually only shit in the morning so I take a shower before leaving the house

saved

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>european
>expert on other people's assholes
checks out

>When my shits get really bad I take a shower
Imagine being american

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atleast I still have my foreskin, mutt

>obsessed with penises
lol

>servitor of jews
>haha you gay
sure thing, goy

no ass

>lol I'm walking around with piss soaked underwear because the media told me I would be a fag otherwise

Found the NPC.

If you're european, you're a goy too

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even though I'm an incel, now I know something and can larp on the internet thanks to you anons.

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>if you don't pee sitting down, you're an NPC

cringe and bluepilled

Actually I do whenever possible. Its just more comfy, I can take my time and even browse Yea Forums while taking a piss.

kubrick was into water sports. What else is new.

You are not pooping in the shower...you are showering in a toilet. Fucking gross

I was talking about wiping your dick after you pee you dumb faggot.

????

taking a piss normally, standing up, yknow, like a man, takes few seconds, dont even try to justify your faggotry by browsing Yea Forums, you wont browse shit in those 10 seconds, gay nigger

whore bitch

>"Bidet'?"
>"What's that?"
>"Oh, you mean that water fountain in the bathroom?"

push on the gooch then squeeze up the shaft.

Why should I piss in 10 seconds when I can use atleast a minute or two?
If at work I get paid in that time, so speeding it up is a waste.
If at home I also dont have to make it as quick as possible and its even easier to just sit on my comfy toilet and use a piece of paper or wash my dick before I put pants on.
I just dont like piss in my pants but maybe thats different for you.

what the fuck is a gooch, asking for a friend

i hate her

what the fuck is wrong with men on this website?

I fucking wish

Mommy ain't coming back, user.

It was Kubrick's director of actors on and off the stage.

Just as with Shelley Duvall in the shinning, where he purposely isolated her from the rest of the cast and crew. So too did he abuse Tom. Kubrick knew that Tom couldnt act but he also new that Tom was a manlet and that manlets are the easiest to cuck. He would have tall swavy members of the crew hover around Nicole constantly, never leaving him and her alone when working. Eventually the film was complete and Tom broken. also this is why Tom went back to only making action films, to basically compensate.

sit in a public toilet for a while. Other people taking a shit don't even wash their hands. You can hear they just walk out without even turning on the faucet.
And don't act like you yuros are any cleaner. Your cities smell like shit and people don't even shower.

that fucking filename

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>the thought that men want to put their penis into filthy bacteria ridden holes instead of using a simple portable pussy

The only reason to have sex is if you want a baby or some genital infection.

imagine if the roles were reversed haha

No you idiot. If you ever felt a woman's body you would understand. It's not just the pussy.

In America it's customary to let the lady finish, clean, and then smell her ass to make sure. Not sure why they are so dressed up for it though.

My gf makes me come stand with her while she rips off some fat nugs, she says she can't poop unless I'm there with her lol.

>he doesn't have a shower after every dump

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the urethra is above the labia

pathetic lapdance

This shit is off the charts. Instant raging boner.

Did this actually happen? Thats pretty fucked up if true

>beat the devil out of it
>tfw you miss Bob

are you retarded lol

it’s not right in between the labia it’s higher than that

>Eyes.Wide.Shut.1999.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG
Imagine watching a grainy film, a Kubrick film, in such shit yify-tier quality.

:3

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>Not spreading your ass and washing your anus with a hose every time you shit
What the fuck? How can you niggers live with yourselves?

perineum. it's the skin between your asshole and your dick.

do you even know what labia are lol

this

Thanks for the tip

Lol imagine if she used his manlet mouth instead, haha, gross!

Wow are people really this big of virgins?

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kyoko puts the whole post together
americans are so disgusting they made the anime girl cry

Someone make a "Damn, Nicole Keaton looks like that" pasta edit

imagine the smell

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No, I've never done that with any of my bfs

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wut
do you take your laptop to the bathroom

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>shitting at all

i am not obese

gas all phoneposters

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That just means you have a big dick ,a foreskin or both like me.

Actually a big dick has more muscles to force all the pee out. Whoever told you that you have a big penor was lying.

>tfw pp isn't muscly

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>bfs
fukn SLUT

Holy fuck I'm laughing at you pathetic virgins so hard right now ahahahaha

>With a wave of my hand, I shall make all distinct cultures and ethnicities disappear!
>Thy name is Amerimutt.

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thread theme btw www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I

what? surely the vagene isn't such a mess of an organ as to coat itself in piss every time?

ah the ol toothpaste method.

lol whatever makes you feel better man.

>Then why does she wipe after ,?
I wipe my dick when i can as well, because I don't like to jolt it and get peestains on my pants or shirt

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women literally piss all over themselves when ever they pee.
they then unironically expect you to eat their pussy.

dry wipe
wet wipe
dry wipe
superior cleaning imo.
bidets seem kinda gross, i don't want toilet water up my ass.

>superior cleaning imo.
Wrong, with bidets there's no wiping at all, just pat with TP to dry. The water comes from the main line, not from the toilet, it's clean water. You're literally barbaric, disgusting.

>women pee
woah

Just get one of these and stop living in the dark ages. $30 on Amazon

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But how do you aim it? or do you just have to move your ass around like some kind of fucked up toilet dance until your anus gets pressure washed?

>tfw big dick and have to squeeze the last few drops with a tissue or I wet my boxers every time
a blessing and a curse

We like it, nothing like seeing a qt taking a wicked leak

westerners truly are disgusting

Americans being so fat, the ass cheeks engulf the asshole and creates an airtight seal that doesn't let no smell out, but then again all the shit and sweat festers between the fat skin tissue.

kill yourself dude

>women literally piss all over themselves when ever they pee.
they then unironically expect you to eat their pussy.

Imagine being so low test the tought of sucking a pee soaked pussy seems gross to you. Go fuck men, it would be a better use of your time.

Yeah, exactly, but it's no harder than finding your ass to wipe with TP. It's fast, takes literally seconds to blast, and you don't have to take time diligently smearing around like with wet wiping, which really sucks if you've got a hairy ass.

>drinking piss is manly

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You should know. All the old scat porn was made for the Anglo market. You guys literally eat up that shit.

>Nicole Keaton
wut

>wh*te woman ass
That's a 'Yikes!' from me

Redpill me on bidet toilets. Are they effective? Are they a hassle to maintain or clean?

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...

Jesus was this on TV?

nigga

>Are they effective?
Yes, cheap, easy to install, no downsides and if you don't like it just remove it and at worse you've wasted a couple bucks.
>Are they a hassle to maintain or clean?
Not any more than the rest of the toilet. Most come with a self-cleaning mode for the nozzle and the water coming out is always clean. There's surprisingly very little splashing so nothing really gets wet contrary to how you might expect initially.

I watched this movie with my gf and I pretty much got into a fight with her that lasted a week.

big if true

So if you had shit on your hand apparently you would be satisfied with simply rinsing cold water on it and going on your way. The other user was right, you have to combine both methods. Now kill yourself.

I always wash my ass because I have hemorrhoids. If I just wipe it with paper it's probably going to bleed.

why not just bathe in cow piss like your african relatives then?

Holy shit lol

>So if you had shit on your hand apparently you would be satisfied with simply rubbing it in with dry paper and calling it a day
Water is a solvent, it's the next best thing to a shower + soap. Wet wiping is something women do, they buy wet wipes and other personal hygiene products. A man blasts with cold water and goes on his way. Buy a bidet, you dirty, smelly mongoloid

why would sticking your penis into a vagina suddenly make you an expert on how females work, and how much piss gets everywhere when they pee etc?

>a bit

After I am done peeing I squeeze my dick and use toilet paper to dry it but I need to do it like at least 5 times until it's dry.

Should I go to an urologist?

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>it's a quality elitist who couldnt tell the difference between this rip and his preferred rips in reality episode

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Just say "yes" shit hands, spare us your pathetic attempt at justifying it.

Your prostate is probably pressing on your urinary tract and holding urine in.

At no time... was he ever... out of her mind

Wrong, I autistically check caps-a-holic and blu-ray.com and other sites for BD screencap comparisons. Yify shit is compressed to hell and back, you need a minimum 4GB/hour of video for grainly 1080p to have enough bitrate.

>shit on your hand apparently you
How fucking dirty are you that having microscopic shit particles attached to my asshole seems comparable to their being microscopic shit particles on my hand?
How fucking bad to you smell. I shower once a day and I dont use a bidet and I've literally NEVER seen shit when I scrub my asshole with my fingers

Nicole Kidman

I only poop at home since I have a detachable shower head that I spray my ass with.
got hemorrhoids once, not happening again no sir

rarbg is far better than yify though. it's absolutely fine and you would have no problem watching this in reality. you would have to constantly switch back and forth between comparisons to go "ah yes, i can see a slight bit of distortion with my nose up to the screen in this screencap..."

aren't you worried about the drain?

this guy has never seen a pussy lmfao yes, women wipe their pussy because its a bigger opening fag, and if your girl wont piss in front of you she likely hates you and is cheating

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HOLY MANLET

Okay give it to me straight: this is something that bothered me for a long time:

How much wiping does a healthy person usually need to do? After how many wipes will the toilet paper be clean? One wipe? Two wipes? Three wipes? More?

it gets filthy but they're cheap to replace.

the true redpill is when you have one at home you never feel as clean using another non-bidet toilet.

depends

No, compression artifacts in those sub-3GB 1080p encodes are evident as night and day. You're just a pleb.

usually 1, the turd is supposed to be a bit hard coated so it doesn't leave your butt hole full of shit

You are a disgusting faggot

The duality of dick.

0, eat more fiber you disgusting fat fuck

It's slightly inside the vaginal opening, without being actually inside the vaginal canal. It's distinctly below the clitoris, inside the labia minora, which is inside the labia majora - as such the urethra can't be 'above' the labia.

Large labia aside, even women with an 'innie' need to wipe.

dicks are cavernous, there's no muscles there

Pure chaos, you say?

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you are literally a retard and plebeian
I bet you have to wear glasses.

is it really an uncommon thing to wipe after taking a piss? wtf

imagine her as your mom lol

It's one of life's inevitable struggles, best to just roll with it

three- one up, one down, one polish

underrated post

what did Kubrick mean by this?

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Same her. Feel extremely dirty otherwise. No, wetwipes arnt good enough.

ahah yea...lol

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Chad marking property

>toothbrush directly above the toilet

americans truly do eat shit

what's on your mind dude

Powerful

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>white """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ass"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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Same her. Also great for giving yourself an enema.

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to be fair Eyes Wide Shut looks like shit on Blu-Ray regardless of the rip he downloaded.

She's not American

>based anorexic herschlag

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samefaggot pajeet fuck off you're not even worth the dirt under cruise's shoe

soooo - sometimes i piss and don't really care about shaking and probably have kidney stones so it leaks out into my boxers after i zip back up - hasen't killed me yet