Watch movie

We are supposed to pretend its ice tea because they're not allowed to promote alcoholism in movies.

I know this can be hard to understand having an extra chromosome, but it's considered good manners to not show the label of the beverages you offer so you don't appear like a pompous douche.

>drink
>forget

WWWOOOAAAHHH

imagine not drinking wine the kino way

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It's not like they're the ones doing it, user. Someone is paid for that

fucking richfags itt should be hung by the neck until dead
fuck decanters fuck capitalism and fuck you

nigga its free alcohol. nobody is picky because if you give them a blind taste test they'll never get more than 50% right because it's a guess

oxygenation

>decreases shelf life
In what world does a normal person let booze sit around for more than a few days without being drank?

This is legitimately gayer than any hardcore gay porno, and I've seen a LOT of hardcore gay porno

Post your decanter sets, fags. Mine claims to be Italian glass, but I'm pretty sure it came from China.

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Just leave the cap off the bottle retard

You decant wine to let it breath for an hour or so before drinking it. You decant spirits because back in the day you would buy them by the barrel and would need a decanter to store them in your house, then it just became the fashion even after spirits started being sold in bottles.

imagine if liquor bottles were shaped like boobs

The entire point is to have matching glasses.

These things are sets. It looks better than having the bottle sit next to the glasses out in the open, and it also makes for a tiny bit of conversation like asking what kind of liquor it is.

Cut glass decanters are aesthetic as fuck.

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Must be a slow shift at the Applebee’s huh?

learn to polish

I fill mine with shitty Canadian whiskey and tell people it's bourbon if they ask.

Why don't just remove the label of the Jack Daniel's?

I decanter vinegar for a couple of months it's great to cook with.
Kinda gone off cooking and drinking with alcohol T. Ex alcoholic

Bourbon IS cheap whiskey you retard. It's whiskey made from cheap maize rather than more expensive wheat.

Me too hate poor people more tho

Why don't weedfags have decanters? They use shit stuff like old camera film bottles and the cheapest sandwich bags that don't even zip up so it puts your drugs in danger of falling out.

>Mine claims to be Italian glass, but I'm pretty sure it came from China.
its hot sand retard

same but niggers instead of rich people

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>You decant spirits because back in the day you would buy them by the barrel and would need a decanter to store them in your house
This.
It's essentially something that was originally done for functional reasons and is only still done today for retarded hipster reasons. Using decanters today is like watching cassette tapes on a tube TV. It's obsolete, but some people still do it because they're idiots.

nice cologne recipient

uncultured swine

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in the context of a movie, they probably don't want to show a brand because they didn't clear it/don't want to draw attention from whatever alcohol company DID pay them for product placement

...

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Haha Canadian Club or 83?

wine tasting is scientifically proven to be bunk

frence wine makers still use family methods instead of modern agriculture techniques

the entire world of wine and wine making is bizarre and completely up its self

you're not wrong but i'm also right
youtu.be/RHFmFKGpYKI?t=25

>They use shit stuff like old camera film bottles
1994 called. They want your childhood back.

Legit looks liek a bong
T. Don't smoke anymore

wagies fear the decanter. Only wagies could never afford or justify this kind of frivolous expenditure. The chad NEET and wealthy guffaw and mock the wagie with their superiority

there's also that french wine terrorist group that attack and destroy foreign wine shipments

Everything is just matter god is dead

>Not knowing the difference between shitty mold formed garbage from gookland and quality cut glass

Fucking Philistines, I swear.

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this. buffalo trace, bulleit, and larceny are all 26.99 for a fifth, and I'm in Michigan where they tax it pretty bad. it's probably cheaper where you live

>t. NEET

The world that isn't full of alcoholics with trembling hands and bleary eyes like you.

>breath
it's spelled breathe, john boyega

t. commie pinko

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R&R

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weedfag here, I actually do have fancy glass containers. Since DUDE is legal now I don't really use them that much since I like to keep each strain in their labelled containers

actually, I do the same with other food because i hate seeing brands and logos constantly in my house

its like adblocker for real life

I'm not roll playing when my whisky is in crystal, its the best think to put it in

even at the pub I ask for a non branded glass since i don't want to be a sitting advert

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there's an argon spray that prevents oxidation if you have a valuable bottle that you only drink occasionally.

I have some $100+ tequila and some Japanese whiskey I use this for.

Man, that looks pretty bad.

Most wines taste good when you consume them the right way. Aged or not, fresh from the bottle or breathed for an hour: every wine has its peak.

Many industry professionals and "enthusiasts" don't seem to understand this. I went to a wine tasting last Friday and the rep was pouring a pinot that tasted like shit because he woudn't let it breathe. No idea how many sales he lost out on that way.

Fuck that shit is so greasy I forgot it exists

Semblance being the key word

Its just one of those old-timey style things that went out of style. see top hats

Agreed, they belong in camps

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>greasy

do canadians actually say this

it's a spanish tradition in the rural part of Aragon and Catalonia

Looks like motor oil.

Can you decant high gravity tallboys?

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>guests

I drink my rotgut whiskey by myself the same night I buy it then deeply hate myself

Yes. In the Maritimes at least. Greasy, dirty, b'y are all common expressions

sure

>t. retard

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it's an old farmer people thing now, a shame it's losing presence cause I think it's kino

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larger over 5% starts tasting like actual piss and raw nettles

yes I have tasted both

Everyone who uses decanters for bottled spirits is some cargo cultist wanna-be elite. Alcohol was stored in barrels in a cellar, that's why decanters were a necessity.

Oxygenation of fruit based alcohols like wine or brandy strengthens flavor.

Decanters filter out particles and dregs.

Why are low class commies such awdul people lmao, it isn't even about money it's about class.

Reported for antisemitism.

Ah yes the Spaniard's the original mix race mutt breeders trying to act sophisticated hahahhaah
>farts IN AUSTRALIA

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>even at the pub I ask for a non branded glass since i don't want to be a sitting advert
This is the most autistic thing I've read on here in weeks

>he doesn't buy half a dozen 50 proof flavored vodka nips every day

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i get the 100ml schnapps

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It's cheaper to buy in bulk so you're better off buying a handle every few days

Oh and three of these are cheaper than six 50mls

why is this gif making my dingle tingle

that's bathtub gin tier i bet

I do. Way too much carbonation in them, makes it unpleasant to drink out of the can.

based

I can't sneak handles into my residence though

>a handle
Nobody calls it that, you hipster fag

+ for decantering wine/alcohol
Even Beer Tastes Different When U Pour It
Sadly THIS NEW Boomer Wine SIP Meme Bong Looks GAY AND Autistic As FUCK CUNT
Imagine How Much ASS She Could FUCKING Chomp ON WITH That Chomper brehs
It's Literally A Wine BONG
JUST Put It in a bong and you get the same effect

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We should line ‘em up against a wall, you know what I'm saying?

your glasses are ugly as hell

I bet you don't even go to the state store

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They do it with everything. They aren't going to have ketchup and mustard squeeze bottles on the table. Both will be in little crystal bowls with little silver spoons.

So what? You hate capitalism or something? I don't think my local bars even HAVE plain glasses.

>the only difference between the good stuff and moonshine is the label, nobody will notice

kek

>they would put you drink in a glass with the logo you weren't drinking
Who fucking cares you literal sperg? Jesus Christ. Get help.

I can't do that, I'll drink until I black out and then do it again until it's gone

I dont even know what gay ass state this is

no I hate being an advert once I paid, i'm not paying them to advertise

not him. what do you call them?

Nobody's even looking at your fucking glass lmao

When I was like 7 I accidentally smashed my friend's dad's very old decanter and I don't think I've seen anyone turn quite so red since

I like how they feel, grip wise.

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>spend all that money on whiskey equipment
>spend all that money on quality whiskey
>dilute it with ice

lol

Those are some cheap ass glasses, my grandma have them

he wasn't mad. he just turned red faced from sucking the decanter's contents out of the carpet

before reusable bags were mandatory, I would bring my own so I wasn't carrying around the stores logo

I just drink out of the bottle because I'm a drunk. I had a seizure yesterday :)

drunks tend to get very attached to meaningless things like material possessions and women

You dont have to be rich to use a decanter.

And for wiskey usually you put stock wiskey in a decanter for appearance. It comes from a tjme when aesthetics were everything... but before that, it comes from a time where buying whiskey meant someone untaps the barrel for you

But for wine its a but different. Your pour wine into a decanter then pour from the decanter because the wide rim exposes more of thenwine to oxygen, making it taste better.

Thats why they sell those little airators for wine bottles too, its an easier way of doing it

That's why there's a glass ball in OP's pic. If you don't want to dilute your drink, you freeze the glass ball and use it like you would ice cubes.

If you were offered $30 million, would you turn it down? Of course you wouldn't. "Ohh but I'm not one of THOSE obnoxious rich people! See, I wasn't BORN with money so I know the value of a dollar". Yeah right dude, you'd be just as bad

t. poorfag that managed to break out of the anti-rich, jewish programming

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Whiskey doesnt have a shelf life you fag

Where did she get them user? They're not terribly expensive, but also far from the cheapest available.

why do you think you know everything? those girls feet are horrible

>glass decanter
You mean lead crystal, right Ameripoor?

Whiskey is literally meant to be drank watered down, you retarded poser. The only thing wrong with adding ice is that it's also meant to be drank at room temperature, so adding lukewarm water is best.

small amount of water is actually good for the taste

This. Either ice or a splash of water if you like it warm.

ice is the issue not diluting it, some whisky would recommend a few drops of water, but never ice if it's good whisky.

wew lad

But apparently, you don't mind appearing like a pompous douche.

Naw, hand cut borosilicate designed by Martin Croke.

I know that drinking whiskey with water is the "classic" method, but I find the taste very unappealing.

That just means you don't like the taste of whiskey (or you're drinking cheap shit). The alcohol burn covers up the actual flavors.

based

if you want to drink for flavor, get a soda or a juice. i like tomato juice

me too honestly I always drink it neat, adding water tends to bring out the more floral/sweet notes and I prefer the smokier/peaty end of the spectrum, but I can see why people like it.

either way ice is for cunts that don't actually like whisky, it just dulls all the taste.

>alcohol tastes yucky

based zoomer

it does. why do you think they try to add flavors to it? why do you think mixed drinks exist? and wine? and beer? liquor is just too strong to taste like anything other than burning

Based. I do the same I would gladly be your guest

>watching cassette tapes on a tube TV
fucking zoomers man i swear

Who knows. I like it much more than any other kind of liqour, though I enjoy rum with a nice sharp cheddar, as well.

Jesus Christ you're an idiot

>though I enjoy rum with a nice sharp cheddar, as well
cringe

your taste buds change as you get older, like little kids hating vegetables. only the cheapest shit tastes like burning alcohol, unless you're underage.

>if you drink mixed drinks, you're an idiot

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>Mockingly objects to the idea of diluting whiskey with water
>Says liquor is meant to be mixed because it burns too much
Make up your mind, tardboy

literally everybody calls it that
if you had friends you'd know

That want my implication, it was essentially thisYou implied diluting whiskey is silly because it's stupid to drink whiskey for the flavor, and then elaborated by saying that drinking liquor for the flavor is stupid because it just tastes like alcohol burn. I can't believe you don't realize how moronic you sound.

cheap whiskey just throw the whole thing the freezer and drink it ice cold

have a (like)

I'm sure all the zoomers call it that because you think it makes you sound cool

if it's so bad you'd want to get it that cold you migth as well just go with cheap vodka and do the same, will go down like water.

how does it even sound cool? that's just what it's colloquially called. it's like calling a 750ml bottle a fifth.
calling a bottle a handle because it has a handle on it isn't cool or hip. What do you even call them?

>Being so much of a bitch that you can't enjoy some good old rum and cheese.

based as fuck

those are exclusively low calss burger terms, in proper english a 750ml bottle is a quincy, and a litre is a tippington.

Im more triggered about how much ice is in that glass.

>$100+ tequila
Let me guess you drink it for the taste
faggit

This.

reddit is on another site fggt

go post about being poor elsewhere

I really hope this is satire.

>ice from a refrigerator ice maker
>not whiskey stones
>not even a large whiskey ice cube

oh they can tell, they're just being polite and not calling you out on giving them complete trash and pretending it's fancy.

>my secret club isn't for commies like you!

Why do Brits go out of their way to make everything sound homosexual?

I have the same set. I got two of them as gifts so I’m pretty sure it’s the cheapest you can get.

You're probably right.

why would it be satire, champagne/wine bottles have classical names for size, jereboam, methuselah, salmanazar etc. why wouldn't liquor have proper names too?

Croaked when someone beat his ass for those shit designs lmao

Fuck off, Super Hans.

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Anyone got advice for a 26 year old high functioning alcoholic? Was out driving a couple nights ago and saw two cops pull over one guy. Laughed because i was speeding on that same spot 5 minutes earlier.

Worst feet evet

drink when you can because one day the love for alcohol might simply go away

cringe

because it's easier than obscuring brand labels

If it was considered sophisticated to do a 360 before you opened a door, would you do it?

hey user

We do this too. We're poor as fuck.
It looks fancier, i guess.

I'd be willing to bet you've tried on women's clothing more than a few times.

>muh no water fags
you probably think all alcohol just comes as 80 proof don't you

Yeah here's some advice: stop drinking and driving you piece of shit. One day you'll kill someone and become one of those pathetic "recovery" cucks who never shuts the fuck up about how bad alcohol is

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what is a perfect balance researched by the brewers thrown out the window because you can't afford a metal golf ball

How is that even an argument? The alcohol that is in the bottle has been carefully crafted to taste a certain way, including a specific water content. Diluting it further just ruins the flavor. It's like pouring ketchup on a $100 steak

extremely based

t. poorfag

they do this so the alcohol companies don't get free advertising. if jack daniels wants their label to be seen in a movie you can bet your ass they paid tens of thousands of dollars for it. that's how most of the brand shit works in movies, it's all money.

I prefer 101 proof. The fact that you need to water down your liquor to be able to enjoy it suggests that you're the same kind of homosexual who drinks bitch beer like Mike's lemonade.

It's like dipping jiro's sushi in onions sauce

Get on my level you fucking plebs

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it's the bare minimum amount of booze you need to still be called booze, son. The reason they're all 80 proof is because water was already added.

>look at the city slicker, showing up at the potluck with his fancy, double-wrapped bread

cold-on-a-cob is actually a superior term

looks like some fantasy health potion

Some more. Most of that stuff is 100+ years old. Inherited from my grandma.

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How the hell is it even fair that one user gets to be so based while the rest of us can’t?

What’s Yea Forumss favorite rum? Pic related. It’s mine

And more.

My mom has a whole room full of cut crystal stuff. All left from my grandmother. Her family was rich as fuck.

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Based, drank a lot of this stuff in high school/college. It's absolutely terrible, but they don't even hide it. It comes in a plastic bottle.

It's called class which clearly you lack.

talk to a distiller, m8. it's all about taste and taste is a personal preference. Don't get memed into being a corporate toy.

This is why you decant.

Extremely based. A 40 oz Hurricane is the thinking alcoholics beverage

The ones insisting on pouring it from an elaborate decanter in front of everyone definitely won't.

Everytime I’m in the liquor store and I see the $5 liters of vodka in the plastic bottles it bums me out

it's empty
you didn't just post a picture of your mom's empty decanter and tell people to get on your level did you?

I can't stand whiskey and bourbon straight. Doesn't matter how good it is, I'd much rather have a high-ball like a fucking woman because it's just too harsh for my baby throat.

I'd much rather just have some decent rum. That stuff is easy as fuck to drink.

when I buy whisky it doesnt last more than a day so I dont even need a faggy decanter

>buying a piece of metal or a rock that lasts literally forever is being a corporate toy

>only still done today for retarded hipster reasons
Having a simple baseline of aesthetic taste that includes not having gaudy commercial labels on your liquor containers is not being a hipster. It's just class.

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decanters are aesthetic as fuck

Those are all mine. I had some cases made for them and they are hanging on my living room wall.

I don't drink much so I don't have a need to keep drinks in them.

*pisses in your faggot decanters*
HAHAHAHAAAAA

Here you go.

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Looks like an old tonic bottle. That was likely not used with alcohol.

There isn't a point that's why hardly anybody uses decanters anymore.

The only time they serve a real functional purpose is decanting wine can help open it ip and improve the flavor.

>Fucking Philistines
did they cut your dick and suck of the blood?

I bought the same exact one with the glasses and every thing at Goodwill, and I'm using it as an infinite bottle. I dont know a lot about glass but it feels very cheap.

That thing is 40cm high. Tall as fuck.

Definitly a decanter.

It's because decanters are meant to be left sitting in view in your living room or den. If you just leave a bottle sitting there it just looks like you forgot to clean up.

Out of the three pics you've posted, this is the only one displaying decent looking decanters.

Conrats on posting mommy's crystal collection.

Cans are cheaper, 1$ for 25oz.

There's a reason for it, but you already knew that.
>argon spray
Yea, I buy olive oil in 20l tins from Italy and Greece, shipped to the US from small producers, store it in a 50l fusti and use this spray after I fill the stainless steel fusti up. It works I'd say.

You're a jealous, spiteful child.

You have the aesthetic taste of an old lady. Looks like kind of shit I see in boxes at church garage sales.

+1 based (like)

Blantons is great but I think there is better bourbon in that price range

lol

You never touched a woman, have you?

It's more the shape that's odd for alcohol.

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>in the old days
Just buy any supermarket red, you still get sediment.

Spiteful? Absolutely. Jealous? Meh. Even the best decanters are only a few hundred dollars.

your hot sand

Lol

>have sex

same, comrade

Post the quiz.

look at mr. fucking fancy pants here
too good for the old foil bag of goon are we?

these types of bottles are used for dessert wines

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which end goes up your anus, fagboy?

t. non-white "people"

Wow, we got some aristocrats in here. Bravo! Super fantastic.

Is OP underage or just gay?

It looks nice and how can you not remember. I remember my drinks if I have them in separate GLASS/crystal containers. Its fucking simple. Dont be a brainlet

Also your home is not a bar. You dont always need the name/label facing out

Legit got a Decanter. Rock glasses. And other glass ware as well as a mixer/similar things just to make my own drinks

Yet i bet OP Still thinks Jack Daniels is top tier liquor and probably mixes good Scotch with cheap soda

What good would just lining them up do...?

Yeah, fuck tradition, elegance, craftsmanship, all that sheeeeiiii.... everything about the past is bad and obsolete and everything about the future is good and progressive

how do you take "there's no practical reason for needing a decanter anymore" to this extreme view? are you gay?

Ah, sounds about right.

You keep your good shit in the bottle.

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Same

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If I can't afford to fly somewhere first class I will literally just never go to that place. First class makes the whole experience of flying enjoyable.

7.5/10. Pretty gooe however some are a bit off putting

Keep the simple and ditch the wierd ones (from left to right). Remove.
>4 (wtf is that)
>7
>8
>11

Jesus Christ, just kill yourself.

Fucking neckbeard incels. Nothing but hate for everything.

Yeah fuck that just drink from the bottle.

Stop projecting your homosexuality onto others. You're the one who thinks it's somehow "hipster" to enjoy Waterford Crystal, one of the greatest handcrafted goods ever made. Just because something is not "practical" does not mean it's "obsolete," you absolute low-IQ, low salary cretin.

4 is for perfume you imbecile

I've always wondered what compelled that man to do this.
youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

That's an atomizer for perfume

but it is though. liquor already comes in bottles. nice liquor comes in nice bottles, often hand penned. just use the bottle it came in

>wine tasting is scientifically proven to be bunk
a california vineyard owner wanted to know why his wine would win the goldmedal one year, and other years do badly
he did a test and invited the judges to taste identical wine or some shit or whatever
anyway, the results of his test was that all these "awards" you see plastered on wine is bullshit
none of the judges are consistent, and it would appear the the awards are given out arbitrarily
not talking about sommeliers mind you, but "wine and food critics" that are the types of whore that officiate over wine awards and shit

additionally:
people can't tell the difference between white wine that's dyed red and actual red wine
or, when blindfolded, the difference between chilled red wine and chilled white wine

it's all fucking bullshit
don't fall into the trap
drink what you like as that's the only guide you can truly follow
if it tastes good to you, then it's good
if it tastes bad, then it's bad, no matter what some ponce who stuck a gold medal on the label has to say about it
or the placebo-pacified faggot that needs to justify their costly purchase somehow

99% of them don't know shit

I like how no one could actually answer you

Naw, it's just obvious that you have a strong emotional attachment to these items, or you wouldn't have built display boxes for them and posted multiple pictures.

Being that this is Yea Forums and I'm a terrible person, how could you not expect me to shit on them, just to upset you?

No, I like the glassware, not mocking, kek.

I'm not upset. I just pity you for being such and empty shell of a human being.

Fill your emptiness with love, not hate.

Do you not understand that decanters are used for this exact purpose, for the ornamentation of less expensive liquor? If you want to glug your $20 Jack Daniels out of the bottle with some shot glasses your mom brought back from Vegas be my guest. If you enjoy looking poor, acting poor, sounding poor, and being poor, by all means continue on your way.

Unless you are a drunk fag or downing a small bottle on a train you dont drink from the bottle its what frat boys do before puking for hours and hating themselves

You realize YES all liquor tastes hard but some liquor is good while some are trash. Basically if you can drink something straight (not a shot btw) without hating it you have a good drink

Plenty of scotch and bourbons and so on are made with actual smooth and little of that shit aftertaste. Yes all liquors will have that liquor "burn". Yet theres a big difference between something you can sip on and grow on. And a drink thats making you want to eat fire to get rid of the bitter disgusting taste

Take Ever clear. Thats a horrible drink to sip. Youll get drunk quick. Sure. Yet why not enjoy a nicer scotch on some ice with a cigar/pipe. Ebjoy it. Be a fucking man

Many people Still think all drinks are jack daniels shit tier or some bottle made shit only meant for first time drinkers or to mix with sugar soda

I agree that wine tasting is bullshit, but if you can't tell the difference between red and white wines in a blind taste test than something is legitimately wrong with you.

>List of Socialists
>No Jezza
pfft

I figured. Yet little out of place. Hence why you should remove it. Keep it to one family of items. Burns

Pouring jack daniels in a fancy glass bottle makes you more refined?

t. every fin ever

Yes, and it's also for the delight of your guests when you invite them over (not that you'd know what that's like).

This

I actually feel sorry for sommeliers, because memoirising vintages, production locations, brands, slight differentiations between fermentation methods, climate, storage, minute differences in grape types, soil quality and the history of wine etc etc, all takes alot of effort to discern, and at the end of it all wine is just wine.

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Where do you think you are, kiddo?

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this desu, if something comes in a nice box/bottle, why would I want to put in a nondescript container.
if you thing drinking jack out of a decanter makes you less trashy I've got some unfortunate news for you

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>or, when blindfolded, the difference between chilled red wine and chilled white wine
This can't be true. now I have to see a bunch of youtube videos about this or something

to let the wine breathe. I don't know why you would pour spirits into one though

I answered him right here, as did others

Not big into wine. Yet like most drinks they taste similar but not all equal. Like colas all taste like colas but sone people prefer one or the other. (Yes brand and shit is part of that but not fully)

Good alcohol (not based on brand. I mean actually quality) will be easier and more pleasant than bad ones. Im sure some wine people ITT can easily taste a difference between a good/bad wine

>I agree that wine tasting is bullshit, but if you can't tell the difference between red and white wines in a blind taste test than something is legitimately wrong with you.
it's the fact that the red was chilled that threw the tasters off, as they associate it with white and as soon as "cold wine" touched their lips they thought "white",
the dyed white = red thing also fooled so-called wine judges too.

next time you have your gangbang crew around for a pre-assbanging mixer, try this out to see how many of your butt bandit brigade know their wines
you might be pleasantly surprised

People do that in movies because they can't show the product label.

this is bait

Yes.

>for the delight of your guests
You sound absolutely euphoric.

I wish I were at home so I could post my bar cart and put you to shame. You don't have any idea what you're talking about and if you were in any kind of polite company you'd be ridiculed for the suggestion that crystal glassware is "obsolete." I'm sure everyone enjoys your "simple man with simple tastes" routine, though.
>posts bottle of Glen
So what are you suggesting? You have 20 bottles of Pappy and then drink none of them?

>Fill your emptiness with love, not hate.

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This reminded me of "that" webm.

Yeah, I care about the opinion of the guy who doesn't understand decanters.

To this day I don't understand why.

Variety is really what matters in how easy/pleasant is to drink wine. A dirt cheap Pinot Grigio will go down like water, but I find even very expensive red wines revolting and uncomfortable in the stomach.

at first I thought
>YAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOO
and smiled
then i remembered "that" one
and the blood
now I have to go take a shit

imagine posturing this wildly on a turkish goat-herding forum

>make one single test with random critics
>SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN
just lol incel

decanters are actually for wine
they help air them out and the odd shape of the glass allows for the sediment in the wine to settle at the bottom while the long neck allows for the drinker to pour easily without getting any sediment in the wine glass
in olden times people would put brandy in them because brandy is just wine aged in whiskey barrels and eventually plebs started storing all types of liqours in them because they could hide the quality of booze they were drinking

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when i was in hs there was this urban legend of a gril in chemistry in some school in the state that shoved a test tube up her pussy
it broke and she bled to death
i don't think i want to even try searching that shit

Red wine just is viscerally revolting to me. Drinking more than a bottle of it upsets the shit out of my stomach.

>t.poser that can't tell the difference between dyed white wine and red
lmao
it's okay user
it's not the end of the world lol

You can't posture on an anonymous forum, smooth brain. Enjoy your Black Velvet out of the 1.75 plastic jug you begged your mom for at Costco. Girls will love being offered pulls out of your crusty Jameson bottle.

I could actually see chilled red wine fooling a blind taster, because chilling it would completely change the flavour, less vapor would come of it compared to normal room temperature that it's supposed to be drank at. the same reason drinking whisky with ice is shit, it just kills it.

Nope, they used decanters because liquor was sold out of the barrel.

>You can't posture on an anonymous forum
okay bragging, boasting, whatever you mong.
but really imagine seeking for validation this badly

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I THINK BRANDY SUCKS

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Probably wouldn't bleed to death. But lots of bleeding. Well vascularized tissues but no major arteries. All minor arteries protected by the cartilage of the vaginal wall.

Where do test tube babies come from then?!?!?!

yes that's what happens in 'polite' company, they ridicule you for not serving them jack in crystal glassware.

>all these classless poor schlubs don't have a fine selection of whiskey and scotch in decanters in their office

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>citing a test done on students at a wine college
seems like you self-selected for people who don't know shit

what if the genitals were engorged with blood because she was aroused?
it'd be similar to cutting a boner vs a flacid dickypoos; i wonder if there's some arterial spray going on in the former instance?

kekle

thats what that post literally says you shit head

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>canadian club
meh as fuck
seagrams is even better

Only fine ladies get whiskey out of the decanter. Floosies can get it out of the bottle. Even cheaper ones should be haply to get wine out of a can.

>*sucks in lips*
you alright, user

My father was in advertising in that "mad men" era. Found out that he used to have a bar in his own office, and that this was not an unusual thing.
Turns out everyone back then was always slightly pissed or just mildly tipsy, and men just drank and drank.
Drinks before meeting to drink before the meal.
Drinks before the meal.
Opening drinks.
Mid meal drink.
Dessert drink.
After dinner drinks.
After-after dinner drinks.
Nightcap.
And yet the world went on, at a slower pace than today mind you, and all was right.

t. pic related

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I actualky found a bottle of Seagrams in my dad's basement from the 60s or 70s. Too bad it really isn't that good and ages much. Though I did also find some better brandy and liquor tok. And a gallon of old cheap cheap vodka.

no I would do a 180 instead

10/10 if troll

It was massive part of office culture, socially and from a business point of view. You'd definitely bond with a prospective client over a glass of their favourite scotch.

that's why I just drink grape juice, fuck all that shit, unless you are taking communion, don't want to cheap out on god

>eventually plebs started storing all types of liqours in them because they could hide the quality of booze they were drinking

Lol, retard, he literally said that the reason people started putting hard liquor in decanters to hide the fact they buying cheap shit.

Only losers drink alcahol. I drink water and Coca Cola to keep my Smash game on point.

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ok this is based

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>he literally said
who "literally" said what? you sound retarded and like you have had problems learning how to read and how to comprehend what you have just read.

>pic
find me a man that needs anymore than that to come home to

Are you incapable of even the most basic reading comprehension?

imagine being this dumb

I can confirm this.
I've grown to hate the smell of cigars and alcohol due to visits to my dad's office whenever I was allowed in.

Have sex.

This
I also heard people pour small amounts of whiskey leftover in other bottles to free up space. Makes kindof a whiskey mix

Is English not your first language? user claimed that people started using decantors to store hard liquor for the purpose of disguising quality. The other user then pointed out that that is not correct?

What part about that confuses you?

My personal favorite right now.

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I work in a small liquor store owned by my aunt, what are some essentials that are needed for some Yea Forums anons?

Truely a man who knows what is best in life.

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The Mad Men drinking game? Never stop drinking.

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Got one of these for an uncle and one for myself.

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the late and not so great iwata

That reminds me. Fraiser quit AA and started brewing his own beer he named after his daughter.

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t. butt blasted Rare employee

>named after his daughter
BASED romantic alcoholic