So, user, I heard you're a cinephile. What are your favorite movies?

>So, user, I heard you're a cinephile. What are your favorite movies?

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I lika de kinos!

I AM NOT, THOSE PICTURES WERE FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES! THEY WERE TOTALLY LEGAL AND ARTSY.

oh, you said "cine"phile...uh I liked Rosebud?

Jews Love Black Cock, every volume

>small tits
I wouldn't go on a date with this dumb roastie in a million years lol

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Who are you and why are you sitting at my table?

I'm not a cinephile, I just like to shitpost on Yea Forums.

Also, Bridge over the River Kwai

Tfw I like big torpedos and dfc

No, I'm actually a pedophile

Do the needful sirs and provide with sauce plox

>Hello user, I will let you fuck me in the ass but only if you watch all 6 seasons of Gossip Girl
will you user?

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Her face is legit 2/10, she has no right having any confidence and I hope she's starring at her feet when she walks outside and never once lifts her eyes.

anal is disgusting

I don't... oh, I see. No, that just means I jerk off in theatres.

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what if ive already seen all 6 seasons of gossip girl?

>girl falls asleep because her small bubble brain can't marathon kino

w-what d-do I do? Restart the kino?

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then nigga you gay

The proper responses are Inception, Interstellar, Ferris Bueller, whatever your favorite Disney Princess movie is, and Princess Bride. Don't answer anything else when your date asks you.
Taboos are cape movies, star wars, or anything that appeals to the standard male fantasy.

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>No, pedophile, pedophile, you deaf bitch

maybe try to land smarter women instead of bitching about them here. fucking normies having the balls to complain about something like that

Don't be a bitch

keep watching the movie but put on porn on your phone and play the sound into her ears

give her sexy wet-vagina dreams

your gift to her

Why do Americans wear their shoes indoor?

Now now user, I actually got a blowjob from a girl once because she was into star wars. She was a pothead though.... :/

Amanda Love

Put on a comedy film and start fingering her halfway through

Because our land is paved with gold you filthy motherfucker.

>thinking women enjoy sex
nope. it's just a transaction, sugar daddy

One time I pretended to be a huge fan of Chicken Little just so I could invite her to mine to watch it. In the end I realised it wasn't worth it and unmatched her without saying anything fuck I feel guilty.

No reason to feel guilty, bitches ghost us all the time without a second thought.

>finally get the girl i like to come over so we can watch a movie
>all she wants to do is make out

what the fuck

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