Character walks into bar

How many threads do you post a day you fucking psycho?

i'm a shut-in. what happens if you just ask for a beer? i thought that's what you're supposed to do? how am i supposed to know what kind of beer they have?

yeah same here

>user posts a thread he's seen before

They'll just give you a Budweiser

What happens is they glass you.

They'll give you beer.

Are you saying what if the goy isn't up to date about the available products within the economy and isn't loyal to at least one of them based on marketing? that's called a bad goy and usually society punishes and shames this kind of goy.

I hope this helps.

Depends on the bar. Most will ask you if you want a dark or a light one, and that's it. Dark is sweeter and generally stronger, light is more bitter and weaker. I prefer light for the taste. Goes down easier.
Some craft bars specialize in beers, and asking for "a beer" won't suffice. You can generally just ask for a newcomer's recommendation, nobody will judge you.

that's how bars work you stupid incel lmao

Based

>why don't I have a gf?!?!?!?! I'm so horny and lonely!!!!

Nah you've just got a normiefag perception problem.

i have a gf

the jukebox record screeches and everyone looks at you

>character sits down at the bar
>"just leave the bottle"

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>character uses drugs for the first time
>inanimate objects come alive and start talking to him

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>put it on my tab

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>Dunston flies into a hotel
>"I'll check in"

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Where I'm from, literally every bar and club etc has a standard type of pilsner (usually have a deal with the brewer too) and that's what you get when you just ask for a beer. Fuck off already with this thread.

Do Americans really not do this?

>protagonist meets with mobster.
>mobster is cooking in an Italian restaurant.

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>character orders a drink
>oh shit I have to go
>never even touches it

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How many times are we going to have this thread before OP understands that the character is a regular whose preferences for alcohol are already known by the bartender?

>character walks into an American bar
>asks for a pint of a specific beer
>bartender doesn't know what a pint is and gets help from his supervisor
Fucking hell I thought you guys used imperial units I was so embarrassed for both of us fuck.

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The bar likely has more than one type of beer, and perhaps even multiple brands of the same type. Usually they'll either have a chalkboard with a menu, or some menu cards lying around, but if all else fails you can just look at the heads of the draught beer fonts.

Bars actually do have tabs though, at least in my area.

>ask for a pint of larger
>american bartender gets visibly upset and thinks its a maths question
>gets so confused he fills up a jug and hand me 4 small glasses

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>pub wants tab paid
>always pay
>wasn't in pub one night to pay
>they send people to my house like they are gangsters

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same haha

actually i lied, i dont really have a gf

Kek

same boohoo

Same

Whats so funny?

Can we just agree all beer is pretty awful? Mmm mmmmm doing my part!

My local bar stopped offering tabs after a few dark skinned gentlemen walked out on theirs

Your face

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Tell em to frig off

DESPITE BEING ONLY 13% OF THE POPUL-

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Do European/Australian bars really not just take your credit/debit card to open a tab? All American bars will either hold your card or swipe it and give it back to you. Then you just close it at the end of the night.

> implying that isn't based every time

>they hold your credit card
Yeah, see most of us non amerilards aren't so stupid and so bad with money that we'd let those price gouging fucks hold onto our fucking credit cards.
No wonder you idiots have a credit card debt epidemic

Well then how do tabs work from where you live? America is largely a cashless society these days.

just look at the taps and choose accordingly

>get drunk and give your credit card to some uneducated nigger
Do Americans really do this?

>get drunk
Don't do this.

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>going to a bar to find a gf

>character walks into a feed and seed
>"ill have a suck"

OI PAY THAT FUCKIN TAB

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>reddit frogposter
>thread isn't instantly deleted

???

We have pints in America, mong

This. A 16oz glass is pretty much the universal standard beer size you fucking retards.

>craftbeer
I hate americans so much

>Character goes to bar
>Does not stand there for a minute waiting fo a person to get up so he does not have to sit next to someone
>Does not stay unnoticed at the bar but is too shy to say something
>Does not sperg around trying to order something
>Does not spill beer over his hand
>Does not not know how to pay so he autistically watches others how they do it and try to copy their behavior (and fails)
>does not hastily leave the bar without talking to someone but not without stumbling into a table first

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Tabs are an American only thing because alcoholism isn't as pervasive in the rest of the world

>THE FUCKING AMERICANS

shut up

>alcoholism isn’t as pervasive in the rest of the world
lmao did you really type that with a straight face?

Best post in thread

Wait what? He fucks the waitress? What is that from I dont get it

I just pay for beers when I drink them ?

>customer pays for each beer individually

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Bars are the single worst place on earth to find a woman except for maybe a warhammer 40k con, even if you find one she's going to probably be a dumb whore with zero impulse control who is cheating on her current boyfriend with you because she is desperate for validation and attention

there is scene like that in wire, but mcnutty ordered eggs if i remember corectly

Fucking this. Tropes are tools, going out of your way to "subvert le tropes" is like ruining your audiences's metaphorical orgasm.

>mom sets an absolute buffet on the table for breakfast, but the dad, son and daughter all rush out and ignore it completely

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>adult character drinks milk

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Anyone who was actually decent at writing is long gone from this shitty board. We haven’t had clever greentext threads in years at this point.

She made It for the lover who arrives after the family rushes out.

Lurk moar newfag.

Only people I ever see hanging out at bars are boomers

But at no point do you say the phrase, “Put it on my tab.”

Drive-posting threads were the last time Yea Forums produced remotely clever greentext content. Prove me wrong.

>Hold still while I glass you

>Character tries to talk to girls at the bar
>They either immediately state they have a bf or just move away
>Character doesn't even order anything and just goes home thinking about ending it all

My last bartender asked on my second beer if it'd go on my tab. On my third, I did indeed say "put it on my tab" so that he wouldn't bother asking.

American bars hold your card so they can still get their money if you get too drunk and forget to close your tab.

>character goes to bar
>orders milk

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Get dabbed on, tranny

imagine being this much of an incel

>character goes to bar
>"put it on my dab"

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Would you prefer:
>character walks into bar
>"I'll have a Blue Moon™"

this retard is so socially inept he doesn't know to open a tab at a bar you need a credit card. You can't just "walk out on it".

Is this character homosexual? Then sure.

>he isn't best friends with his bartender

>Character goes to a bar
>Does not stay for five hours (minimum)

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Yea Forums is filled with, let’s be kind and say “rustic” Australians that will never have a credit card.

BASED

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Are you watching me? How did you know?

>character walks into bar
>"If my wife calls, tell her I'm not here"

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>hero hits villain with a wrench
>"wrench to see you"

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>character walks into bar
>grabs head and howls in pain

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This is why you only take cash when you go to bars