>caught on camera screaming and threatening his manager after he turns up late for a 'show' and theres nobody there to see him >hosts his own festival at castlebam but the township and police shut it down and block the roads >they need to move location 4 times due to police interference >when they finally get a location theres hardly any attendees and theyre all fat and old >the standup comedian is cringe and insults the attendees >nikki leaves him and takes all his credit cards >streams himself punching his friends and insulting friends and family
i'm not even gonna defend him anymore DUDE GET THE FUCK OFF SOCIAL MEDIA
Bentley Anderson
HE'S BAM MARGERA HE LOVES TO SKATE
Ayden King
What's next for Bam?
Asher Barnes
whatever the fuck he wants
Juan Sullivan
Unfortunately not, there are easy to find videos of him punching brandon novak. i remember a while back there being lots of instagram links where he is talking into the camera about stuff and another time there were news articles about his shenanigans on instagram but he normally deletes the videos
Search bam margera instagram on 4plebs for his insta history
>"Hey brother, spare a dime? Fuckin' uhhh...you remember me from Viva La Bam?..Jackass?" >"No uh, I was never in a Tony Hawk gam-.." >"..B-Bye."
Andrew Howard
He takes after his mom. Anons joke that he looks like Phil just cause he's fat but if he actually looked like Phil he'd be better looking. Those chihuahua eyes are from his mom
Owen Lopez
I was one of the fat old people who showed up to support him poor guy can't get over the alcoholic 20s
glad I finally did at 29, I might be dead
Julian Wood
>Knoxville kidnapped Steve-O and forced him to go to rehab >no gives a shit about Bam
Angel Brown
The name alone is cringe enough that I’ll never listen to it.
Dominic Jones
Steve-o was a legit good friend when he came down. He could be a cunt, but knew it and usually owned up. Bam is just an insecure cunt and without success and money, it shows bad.
Jace Lee
Steve-o was always bad, just as bad as bam. Everyone saying WHOA cant be believe hes so normal out of all the jackass cast today. The guy still puts himself in extreme danger, he may be sober but he still has serious problems. FUCK STEVEO! Stevo is honestly reddit.
>he's not up to date Brendan is officially unJUSTed and redeemed. Also add Jonah to the list.
Thomas Peterson
>Got a few cool guys here not any of those guys, but if something called "Cum Town" sounds appealing to you you're probably somewhere between a 16 year old burnout and a 35 year old trailer trash heroin junkie.
Evan Collins
Ay yo haave you guyz seen Big Mouth on Netflix lol
Charles Adams
From what I know that podcast is just needlessly edgy and mean spirited
Benjamin Nguyen
It's almost like alcoholism and being handed shitloads of money turn you into an asshole.
Luke Harris
Adam can't even come close to Vinny ruining riffs. At this point its talent.
Owen Lewis
the bug has been pretty good lately, tbqh
Henry Bell
Oh it's "cringe"? It's too "cringe" for you? Like not being a huge retard faggot, that's also too "cringe"? Kill yourself you little zoomer cunt!
Justin Bailey
sounds very different from Yea Forums
David Gutierrez
Y I K E S
Kayden Rivera
Everyone loves watching Bam crash and burn because he was the embodiement of the teenage/20-something rebel.
99% of people didn't follow in his footsteps and now live normal, stable, happy lives.
His trashed life is a satisfying acknowledgment that we made the right choices in life.
>Hurr durr he has more money than u!
No one cares, because he can't buy his way out of the pit of his existence.
>From what I know that podcast is just needlessly edgy and mean spirited yea, the title alone is pretty much a dead giveaway that it's going to be a bunch of tryhard edgelords that think pissing on each other or whatever they do is edgy.
Jonathan Edwards
Yea Forums is full of funposters. Not everyone is a nihilistic dork
Luis King
It's comedy, faggot. They're funny people and it's refreshing hearing humor that doesn't take itself too seriously and isn't afraid of being offensive in this era of leftist dominated media despite the hosts being leftists themselves.
Christian Perry
is there any proof nick is a leftist? i know stav and adam are socialists, but nick seems like he wouldn't bother voting
Cooper Taylor
Nick is a crypto-Strasserite
John Hernandez
wow
Daniel King
It's honestly so fucking bad I recommend youtubing a clip so you can listen to the embarrassing conversations they have. Why the fuck do people like that shit
Jace Campbell
This but unironically.
Robert Sanders
How embarrassing would it be if you gave a friend a ride in your car, and when you started it up “cum town episode ###” displayed on the console?
>”heh, it sounds lame but really it’s a bunch of liberal comedians that aren’t afraid to let loose.”
Joshua Walker
its funny. sorry you dont comprehend humor smoothbrain
Asher Foster
is this picture photoshopped?
Ethan Thompson
Because we're not whiny leftist cucks who listen to gay shit like "How did this get made".
Aiden Bell
Imagine having friends who you have to worry about looking silly around.
Parker Reed
...
Tyler Turner
there's videos of steve-o killing people when he was young
Liam Bailey
how fucking stupid are you? ofcourse it isnt
Jayden Nelson
>listening to leftist podcasts kys
David Lopez
This.
He has no support network aside from his mom and the thot he married and had a kid with.
I have always thought he was a closeted homosexual.
Cameron Jackson
>>streams himself punching his friends and insulting friends and family id like to see that part
Logan Ortiz
Kek
Elijah Cooper
always wondered why people liked this shit during era
Christopher Evans
>i know stav and adam are socialists How retarded does anyone have to be to be a socialist?
It's not a leftist podcast, they never discuss politics. Caring about what the hosts do outside the podcast is pathetic.
Christopher Barnes
The actual root cause of his problems lies in the fact he is closeted. He wanted to fuck and be fucked by ville valo so badly.
Also, anybody who listens to HIM unironically is cancer.
Brayden Price
Adam is a Jew and Stav a Greek, what do you expect
Mason Morris
i'm guessing from that picture alone you haven't the faintest clue what socialism is. also it's easy to be a leftist when you get free patreon money every month for talking.
Elijah Carter
Go to rehab bam
Charles Campbell
Dude oh no man my friends are gonna j-j-judge me it's gonna be so embarrassing on the trip to high school.
Leo Garcia
Trump supporters are uneducated Unfunny shitbags who unironically vote against their own economic interests
Hudson Butler
>i'm guessing from that picture alone you haven't the faintest clue what socialism is oh look boys we have an actual leftypol socialist here that got offended that people are mocking his brain dead ideology I've been arguing with socialists for like 8 years boi Which flavor of socialist are you?
Liam Phillips
t. Salty lefty who got mad people insulted his favorite podcast
Camden Martinez
show me
Austin Nelson
Oh shit, is this off-topic thread where I get to discuss my three favorite podcasts on Yea Forums?
>who unironically vote against their own economic interests I agree. They should have voted for someone who actually supports the free market like Rand Paul or something. Trump is just a another commie, government spending is at all time highs thanks to him.
No just ironic considering all right wing comedy is trash . There is literally no funny right wingers with the exception off Norm McDonald, but he’s a boomer chick
Eli Watson
Everybody rallies around and supports steve-o during his problems and he makes a stellar recovery. Presently he is as popular as ever, on tour and has a smoking hot gf.
Nobody comes to Bams aid when he's clearly self-destructing. He has married a literal THOT who steals his credit card and emasculates him on the daily. Has a kid he probably didn't want. Life is train wreck.
>nobody likes the thing i like >waaaaaaaaaaaaaah why do you losers even give a fuck that nobody wants to some retarded podcast called cum town? this is basically proof that anyone that likes it is a total faggot that's desperate for acceptance (exactly the thing you claim to not give a fuck about).
Kevin Myers
>retarded faggot Excellent choice of words
Joseph Sanchez
>i just know that if "white guilt" is your go-to for socialist criticism It's not, it's just a random anti-left wing picture I had on my hard drive man, you're pathetic socialism doesn't work and if the working class took over the means of production it wouldn't even benefit them
Mason Cruz
Literally who?
Nathan Nelson
lol
Gabriel Perry
I was literally correcting a misconception, I don't give a shit what you listen to.
because that's what you'd get with european-style social democracy free markets which generate a lot of wealth which the state taxes to pay for social programs
Nolan Bailey
yet, christman makes 20,000 a month for talking an hour every week and is happily married. what are you doing with your life?
i'm saying exactly what i said. i'm fine with it as a starting off point. got to begin somewhere. the american capitalist system is a non-starter. built from the ground up to exploit the working class and support corruption.
Caleb Foster
Google lolcow
Jack Gonzalez
no, he looks gay
Brayden Murphy
Lolbertarians are brainlet though. just become natsoc
Jace Evans
>What do you guys reckon his net worth is? It can't be more than a mil or two? Probably less if we're being real
He bought a million dollar mansion out in bucks county PA when Jackass got big. So 1 mil + 23.75 and a couple sticks of gum.
Isaiah Hall
T. Daddy issues
Christopher Scott
Poor people deserve to be exploited.
Isaiah Cox
>the american capitalist system is a non-starter. lol stupid user thinking in simplistic nonsense terms like socialism and capitalism
America doesn't have a free market. It's a government interventionist corrupt shithole build upon debt by the federal reserve. If you weren't a cuck you would want to abolish central banking which is the CAUSE of all of these problems in the first place.
>exploit the working class the only thing that exploits the working class is government intervention
Is that Gavin Mcginnes? That guy is such a loser with baby dick syndrome
Ian Mitchell
natsocs are brainlet though, just become libertarian
neetsocs are just racist social democrats your ideology would result in massive poverty and destroying white innovation and industry we need a free market, not gay ass socialism
Gavin Long
Many such cases
James Ortiz
dad, who? never had that dude, always had a black tool even when I was at school, cause bullies aren't bullet-proof
Nathan Clark
Trump supporters have baby dick syndrome
Leo Rogers
Reminder that Jordan Peterson gives sound life advice and it makes losers angry
Zachary Sanchez
>quality bam thread Imagine being this pathetic
Dominic Jones
reminder that jews rape kids
Jacob Reed
>leftists trying hard to be edgy and cool, coming across like 15 year old cringelords
>go to college >get degree in communications or psychology or any of the hundreds literally worthless degrees to choose from >go get job at starbucks or whole foods >walk around with big head because you're "educated" fucking 80% of people attending college are just purchasing an expensive ego trip. im not some butthurt blue collar faggot either. CPA with an advanced degree and anyone that thinks the fact that they graduated college is some great achievement is retarded and equally retarded is being smug about liberals supposedly being "more educated". fucking sheep.
Levi Bennett
>the most JUSTed picture of Tom Cruise available >isnt even bad
Alexander Gutierrez
He mentioned that unJUSTed were included in the list.
Caleb Roberts
>I'm just pretending to be edgy and mean spirited ok
Ian Miller
That reminds me of the time I met Ville Valo in a restaurant in Helsinki, when we had inadvertently given her table. Apparently he had some sort of standard table and had been taught in the restaurant (thought he was coming on Tuesday even though he came on Thursday or something similar).
However, the leader of the place, very disgraceful (it was just a bit of a head of the head) arrived at the scene regrettably and told that he would like to move us to another table for some reason. Of course, they would replace our food if we only bother to change the table. Of course, my sister and cousin were excited immediately, but I myself decided to play a little head.
I told you how I could not understand this kind of thing and asked why on earth we would not be able to eat out when we just arrived on the spot just before we got it.
Then, from scratch to the leader, Ville Valo appears, who kindly tells them they have time to wait on the bar side as long as we stop eating.
As a big HIM fan, I naturally went completely locked and regretted my turn, of course we could move to another place to get their "own table".
Ville was really very grateful, shook hands and thanked me and gave her business card and asked to call later. I took courage for a long time, but I finally got my hand and played my big idol. In short, eleven months of sex between us bursting with the brutal interpersonal activity that I will never forget in my life. Our bodies joined together once and for all as a beautiful entity and from the beauty of Morocco to the French Riviera and always to the beaches of Galapagos, snorkels in our mouths, Ville Valo and I carried out our most flimsy homosexual desires on six of the seven continents
I saw a clip on YT of Nick Mullen doing a bit on Donald Trump with Down's syndrome that legitimately made me laugh. That aside, I can't comprehend wasting so much of my life in friend simulators. Why does every soi slurping millennial with glasses and facial hair have their own podcast?
Nathan Bailey
That'll show those racists.
Ethan Murphy
Wow what an ebin trole
Thomas Lewis
dude little dick lol! gottem fck yea
Landon Ramirez
I agree. Trump is a leftist that supports anti-white policies. He also supports left wing economic policies too. I hope he loses in 2020.
Thomas Miller
I like cum town
Jonathan Johnson
giving you a (you) so you can quote all of our posts and go "LOL LOOK AT ALL THE SALT FROM THIS ONE POST!!"
Nolan Robinson
what a pile of shit human being good riddance to bad rubbish
Why are the Trumpets sperging out in a Bam thread?
Logan Hall
LOL LOOK AT ALL THE SALT FROM THIS ONE POST!!
John Murphy
BAM COME ON STOP TRYIN' TO SUNK MY DINK
Caleb Campbell
no, he just likes cum
Carter Lewis
That is not how inflation works. It effects everyone because it makes the overall amount of money that the 1 percent has go down in value. Why do you think everytime inflation goes up and the market crashes all the rich people start jumping off fucking buildings.
because it gets reactions out of people like (You)
Anthony Gomez
You do get that podcasts are things you listen to while you do other shit, right? Like when you're doing chores or exercising or commuting? Only fucking retards think you just sit in a chair and listen to entire podcasts all the time.
Carter Martinez
>It effects everyone because it makes the overall amount of money that the 1 percent has go down in value. lmao this is embarrassing the 1% doesn't give a shit about inflation, they have so much money that it barely affects their day to day life, they can still buy a fuckton of shit whenever they want inflation hurts the poor the most because they have the most to lose, their livelihoods, their wages, the little savings they have
Inflation doesn't mean all prices go up at the same rate, the 1% spends the money first and the LAST Thing that goes up is wages.
central banks are evil and you're a retarded leftist piece of shit for supporting them
Wow. Damn. This guy? Not impressed. He's just not impressed. Can anyone live up to his standards for comedy? Nope. Not impressed.
Leo Edwards
Just in case anyone ITT hasn't checked it out I'd highly recommend Radio Bam up until about episode 150 when the CKY crew stop turning up to it. It's absolute gold, great background noise if you're busy.
capitalists CLAIM to hate socialism yet they want a FREE market? sounds pretty hypocritical to me.
anyway, that's your chapo for the week. see you next time.
Adam Brown
this fat fuck was a pedophile. glad hes dead
Jordan Richardson
>Only fucking retards think you just sit in a chair and listen to entire podcasts all the time. >all of this seething Must be overstimulated ADHD to need to dress everything you're doing with some annoying faggoty chipmunk laughter. Do you watch capeshit, user?
Owen Scott
>Had some dumb slut 15(?) year old throw herself at him >He copped a feel >WAAAH PEDOPHILE
>ok, we need to decide a name for our podcast >we’ve narrowed it down to cum town, pee-pee city, dongburgh, or poop village
Matthew Allen
Rewatching old episodes of viva la Bam for the first time in like 13 years, how the fuck did I ever think this was real? It’s all staged as hell
John Martinez
Ian finance stories usually make me cry laughing
Nicholas Diaz
why would Action Star Tom Cruise be on that list...? isn't he thetan clear level like 99?
Michael Hernandez
Why do Cum Town fans get so angry when people don't find their semen slurping sarcasm trio funny? Talking about poop and calling your friends gay is fart tier humor. Are you guys retarded?
Aaron Smith
The unedited one is barely better
Charles Peterson
they're so offended by people talking shit about a podcast that it's either the actual hosts or people connected to the show. bam threads get derailed into cum town with such frequency that it's almost as if bam threads are posted as a way to shill cum town.
Because he has worked through his depression and is back on the road to success. Hard work triggers incels.
Henry Wilson
Because he reminds me of how old I am and how people who are good for nothing and everyone says "they will grow up to be no good" turn out to be no good.
You're on a board where we talk about how we are so smart for watching movies. There is nothing normal, stable or happy about that.
Ryder Jenkins
Poop and cum and fat men laughing like chipmunks is not funny.
Jackson Garcia
>he likes or dislikes cum town You’re gay
Jace Gomez
Cum Town is just Legion of Skanks without talent and comedians.
David Hill
Dave alone makes legion of skanks unlistenable unless they have a good guest
Noah Sullivan
What a minute, they actually put c*m in their title!?! What the frick and holy based!!! They don’t care who they offend!
Nathaniel Martinez
>joke I love Cum Town >broke I hate Cum Town >woke What is Cum Town?
Michael Bailey
America is less Capitalist than Denmark (though arguably high taxes to subsidise retarded social programs is crypto governmental market control). Either way their unmolested market allows high standard of living in SPITE of the heaving burden of crippling taxation.
Thomas Walker
>be politically left >joke about farts and pooping and don't care who it offends I'M A FUCKING WALKING PARADOX
Easton Wright
based retard
Henry Russell
>pssst >hey kid >wanna listen to some cum town? >first one's on the house >anything after that you have to figure out how to get around the parental controls >cause if your mom and dad find out you've been listening to cum town you're going to be spending all summer inside
Jordan Gonzalez
YOO ZAC AMICO HES A SNIPER GOT YA LAUGHING SO HARD YA NEED A DIAPER
Kevin Morales
>fuck you idiot I like laughing at poop and cum
Lucas Barnes
Come back after puberty fails to give you the test you want so desperately
Ryan King
sometimes when my parents are yelling at me i lock myself in my room and play cum town so loud you can hear it throughout the entire house cause i just dont give a fuck.
Eli Stewart
>The guy still puts himself in extreme danger The guy burned himself severely doing snow angels on jet fuel. Absolute mongoloid.
cum town is so edgy that i can only listen in 10 minute increments with 15 minute breaks in between.
Brandon White
Inflation drives investment and makes sure people can't hoard wealth. Some inflation is a good thing and keeps capital flowing in the system, which helps everyone.
Jeremiah Hughes
COPE
Andrew Parker
i was driving around in my car listening to cum town and the police pulled me over and gave me a ticket for disturbing the peace. fucking pigs. why is everyone so easily offended?
Nathaniel Anderson
Bam is a fat, washed up, no-talent, low IQ narcissistic troglodyte who deserves to be poor and relegated to the dustbin of history He's a dumb garbage man and should be forgotten
Grayson Lewis
cum town is the death grips of podcasts lords of the underground despised by wristlets and haters that can't endure
Jeremiah Sullivan
Mmmmmmaaaayybbe :)
Grayson Thompson
then i'd tell you you're a retarded faggot
Carson Robinson
lol yikers island
Hudson Morris
cum town should come with a warning label. DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU ARE PREGNANT OR ELDERLY OR IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION. because cum town is so offensive that it might actually kill a person.
lolling at the fundie dead kike on a stick fags and smoothbrain WASP pussies that can't comprehend Cum Town fucking this
Oliver Torres
hey what if all the cum town fans got together and made a real city called cum town and lived there? everyone would be so pissed at us, it would be sweet. and we'd call our mayor Captain ShitPiss ahahaha and we'd call our treasurer FartBox Keeper ahahahahah. oh fuck man we should really do it!
Christian James
imagine having friends you meant lol
Liam Reed
You're going into my cringe comp buddy
Eli Ross
>having any tattoo
Tyler Rodriguez
You. I like you.
Logan Martin
Instead of a pledge of allegiance, everyone will just have to yell “Fuck!” every morning. So based.
I still listen to the Gumball episode with Dunn from time to time
Aaron Cooper
Marlon brando wrote his own rule book. If anything his obese breakdown is based as fuck
Nolan Collins
guys instead of blasting radio messages of peace and unity out into space i heard some fuckhead cum town fan at NASA has been sending cum town out into space for the last year! the secretary of defense said it could start an intergalactic war! aaahahahahahah oh fuck man. cum town and their lunatic fans need to chill the fuck out before we piss off every alien in the universe and get lazer beams shot down our buttholes and burns our asses worse than shitting taco bell! aaahahahahha
Ryder Nguyen
That's not very Earth Rocker of you
Jaxon Clark
Hahahahaha dude that joke about shutting Taco Bell is lit af
Thomas Thompson
cum town is sponsoring a national event similar to movember but instead of guys growing their beards for a month they super glue their dick holes shut for the entire month of june! ahhahahahahaha. the cum town boys and their fans are crazy enough to do it too! they dont give a fuck. i heard trump is going to call in the national guard to try and stop them but good luck with that cheeto fuck. he cant stop us all from gluing our dick holes shut. holy balls man our balls are going to fucking explode!
Caleb Taylor
>when they finally get a location theres hardly any attendees and theyre all fat and old
for the last year cum town has been collecting actual shit from their fans. they have a 50 gallon drum of shit in their studio. now what they're going to do is put all that shit under intense heat and pressure until it creates a fucking shit diamond dude! hahahahaha. a fucking diamond made from fucking shit. then one of our crazy cum town friends is going to prank the shit out of his wife and propose to her with a shit diamond ring! hahahahahahahh oh fuck is it even legal for cum town to be this obscene?
Benjamin Stewart
Where's Chloe?
Carson Cooper
wat
David Diaz
I don't get it
Sebastian Thomas
Trump supporters are uneducated inbreds
Wyatt Taylor
>friend >wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
Oliver Roberts
cum town denizens come from all walks of life. i heard one was even a pediatrician. ahahahahah fuck imagine spending all that time in school and not being a gynecologist or a proctologist? ahahahah fucking imagine if that was your job dude? looking at pussies or assholes all day. i bet those guys get queefed and farted on all the time ahahahahhahaha fuck me. but yea cum town denizens are fucking everywhere and you dont even know it. i know one that's a fucking manager at Friendly's.
not many people realize it but cum town is actually a very clever name because it anagrams to MOW CUNT. ahahahahhahahaah. that means you bitches better shave your beavers! so us cum town denizens arent flossing our teeth with your pussy hairs. ah fuck. smelly pussys bro. boy i've smelled some STANK pussy like an entire fucking fish market that's been rotting in the sun after i farted on it. ahahaha
Alexander Collins
he became worse than his father
Blake Murphy
Bam has simply become what he was born to be: a Westchester scumbag. Knoxville’s Los Angeles crew was always so much better than Bam’s group of Pennsylvania losers.
Nicholas Wood
Trump supporters are uneducated chuds and vote against their own economic interests. They make me cringe every fucking time.
Samuel Roberts
what's my favorite part about being a cum town denizen? it's just the overall NOT GIVING A FUCK. ahaha. seriously i dont even give a shit. i dont even care.
Grayson Hernandez
Sauce on all this? Haven’t been keeping up with Bam’s recent failings.
Levi Williams
ITT: One really triggered leftist podcast listener
Asher Reed
He is also false flagging as someone pretending to be a retarded cumtown fan
Charles Parker
>How bout this one guys >Cumeatsioner Gordon
Matthew Peterson
>t. triggered leftist podcast listener
Logan Smith
if cum town were a planet it would be Uranus. ahahaha. and it's shitting all over non-planets like Pluto. fucking donkey dicks. donkey dicks.
Zachary Long
WASTED AND WOUNDED
Dominic Bell
i heard neal degrass tyson and bill nye the science guy are cum town denizens. which is cool. cause even though we like to get crazy and shit our pants and drink piss, we still believe in science. just because we talk out our dick holes does not mean we aren't devoted followers of the ways of science. pussy juice hahahahahahahahahahaha
Lincoln Wilson
Is it like one fag going on a bout this cumtown shit? No idea what it is but it sounds like aids
Luke Martin
>Putting Brenden on there YOu some kind of a cunt?
Ethan Roberts
ooops looks like someone unlocked a fart box and got farts all in their face. ahahaha. that's courtesy of cum town.
Jaxon Ward
You know, I was going to give them a shot, but the fanboy on a manic episode nipped that idea in the bud
Mason Reed
Nick Mullen is funny as fuck. Stav is retsrded so he gets a pass and Adam should be thrown in the chambers. Honestly cum town is a solid listen but Nick carries the whole thing.
Jeremiah Torres
agreed fellow cum town denizen. the people in this thread simply dont understand comedy that has layers. like putting a dried turd in a cup of piss is super funny on the surface but you also have to think about it for a while and it really says a lot about our society. but other times a 30 second fart is just hilarious because it's a fart that goes for 30 seconds and you cant even think because it's so funny. fucking big donkey dicks fellow cum town denizen. big donkey dicks.
Ethan Foster
Bam and his crew were always Pennsyl-tucky white trash
Sebastian Brooks
So happy to see this bloated alcoholic manchild go down in flames. The only thing left for him to do is die. Hopefully he will soon
Juan Taylor
The guy has been coasting on his name longer than he actually skated. Not even sure how he became pro, I’ve seen genuine 14 year olds more talented
Joshua Gonzalez
this one time i was laughing at cum town so hard that i literally shit my pants and that only made me laugh harder. like the smell of the shit in my pants was so horrible that it was hilarious and i couldn't move for 2 hours because i was laughing so hard at the smell and the warm shit that came out of my asshole and was in my pants. one of the funniest moments of my life.
Kayden Thomas
Kek
David Garcia
I know him from tv.
Daniel Sullivan
because personally speaking, i hate the fucking guy, predicted he'd ruin his own life about 15 years ago and see this as karma.
Noah White
i once had a dream that i was on cum town and i was being interviewed and i was trying to impress the guys by shitting on a paper plate. but for some reason i just couldn't shit! and i was determined to make the guys laugh so i stuck my finger in my asshole and licked it. actually i sucked on it for 20 minutes. then i came in my hand and rubbed it on my face. it was a huge success. me and the cum town gang were in stitches.
Caleb Baker
underrated
Kayden Butler
if you think cum town is funny you should try eating beans all day so you have big greasy farts by the end of the day. then every time you have to fart you fart into a sandwich bag. you get like 30 sandwich bags of your farts then take them out to your car with the windows closed and pop them all at once. SO GROSS BUT SOOO FUNNY. i was laughing so hard that another big stinky greasy fart came out of my fart box. fuck i wish i had recorded it. fucking hilarious.
Jonathan Murphy
Best joke
Cameron Anderson
when do i stop listening to cum town? NEVER because fuck mom and dad for getting a divorce. fart monkeys throwing shit ahahahahahahha
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Easton Morgan
wow i never realized cum town was so based and fartpilled. they really understand comedy on a very very deep level. like i always knew period blood made great art but the guys at cum town have taken shit and piss and cum to a whole new level to where it is now considered highbrow art. comedic highbrow art.
