/ALITA/

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if they do then so be it. until then we stay right here.

>movie starts
>Alita waking up
>favorite part
>couple shows up late
>make a lot of noise
>ruining my Alita

Everytime. Well....atleast 3 of the 9 times.

Did you see the last thread? They're recording themselves "acting" out their own shitty fanfics. Lmfao I've legitimately never seen a more autistic fan base in my life, and that's really saying something.

These threads are always full of Chinese paid to shill this movie. They must be back at their iPhone factory for the day so they can't post

Good night anons. Stay comfy

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I'm extra dumb. Wrong link.
>pastebin.com/Arf0gbBC
Don't blame me I only had one red bull today.

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the right answer is both

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THREAD #303
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you never did see bronies huh?

i really liked the movie and took my friends to see. they all said 9/10 which took me by surprise as i walked out thinking 7 my first time seeing it. luckily though my area added showings through thursday so we're going to see it again.

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good that's how it should be

Fellas I've just come up with a term: Alitty

It's Alita + Litty.

Thoughts?

It's on par, and it got so bad they gave them their own board. Too bad there isn't a manga board, huh

You faggots are legitimately worse.

You make bronies look relatively well adjusted.

Think about that.

Ashitty
Alita + shitty

These threads are so much more clean than anything bronies did when they started out.
Nice projecting there.

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>Incredibles 2
>Force Awakens
>all that capeshit
>Harry Potter
>Furious 7
>Frozen
>Beauty and the Beast
>Jurassic Worlds
Jesus Christ this list makes me sick.

>RENT
>FREE

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These threads are legitimately more autistic.

Like really, you're voice acting now?

why do you hate fun user? it's ok to enjoy things and share a community

It's a change up from the unoriginal baiting.

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>what are the other Yea Forums dubs that have happened over the years
>we're just dubbing scenes from the movie
Fuck off loser, no more (You)'s

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10/10 would meme again.

Guys my mom caught me stealing money from her purse so I could see Alita tomorrow.

Wtf do I do now? What are some quick ways to make enough cash to see it twice?

These are NYC prices so I need like $30 for the tickets alone. I begged her to just give me the money but this is the second time she caught me so she yelled at me.

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>thread pops up with legitimately enthusiastic people producing large quantities of content
>this is bad somehow
What happened to this site?

>What happened to this site?
Normies and redditors.

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Underrated.

Whatever the fuck is going on in these threads goes FAR beyond basic enjoyment.

You guys are obsessed. And obsessions are unhealthy.

Maybe try talking to girls? Like, real girls, and not 13 year old anime CGI girls?

This. I've seen an influx of anons saying James Cameron sucks. 2012 Yea Forums would've fucking torn them apart, but it's becoming the norm.

Wow just think, some people spend time in threads about movies they don't like shitting on nice folk who could give two shits because they're genuinely happy. Good thing theres none here. Everybody is loved here.

people started believing that hating people having genuine fun was cool. cringe culture was the worst thing to ever come out of the modern internet because it let people feel morally superior for doing nothing

But if they're recording voice lines and Voiceanon is responding, they are.

full version

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>verified girls in this thread
>talking to them
>GO TALK TO GIRLS!

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Why do you guys like this movie so much?

I saw it and I thought it was pretty shitty.

Shitty acting
Shitty cgi
Shitty plot
Shitty settings

I can't understand why you guys are so enthralled. Is it because she looks like she's 12 and that....you know....gets ya goin?

But how? Cameron has the most solid track record of movies out of any director ever
>Terminator is kino
>Aliens is kino
>T2 is kino
>True Lies is kino
>Abyss is kino
>Titanic is kino
>Avatar is kino
>Alita is kino

but user you've forgotten the golden rule of threads on Yea Forums: either enough content is produced and the jannies allow them to stay or they die out. you posting here only bumps the thread. you'd be much better off hiding them and going about your day than trying to convince a general to change its mind just because you don't like it.

That fatty has been at it all day. Some insulin resistant neet for sure.

the fact that the alita ice cream pic is the OP here adds to the hilarity

>anything beyond typing snide remarks is unhealthy
No user, it is you who have forgotten that effort is rewarding.

Have anyone of you frens been in #1 /Alita/ ?
I first came here about #40

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Because it's currently cool to be wrong and contrarian.

It's the sign of a redditor. They hate Titanic because it's overrated and Avatar because it's just "Pocahontas with blue people," worst taste ever.

Don't be a thief, user. I know you want to see my movie,and that makes me happy, but not like this. Apologize to your mother. Tell her how sorry you are. It might not seem like a big deal, but stealing is evil, and you know how I feel about evil!

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Been here since 10. Hard to believe it's been over a month already.

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>Pocahontas with blue people
>tfw I used to say this and thought Dances with Smurfs was funny

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My mom is a bitch though. She knows I love you. She knows how much you mean to me. But that bitch thinks I've seen you too many times.

Useless fucking whore, I'm just gonna wait until she goes to sleep and I'll find her purse.

Nothing can keep us apart. Nothing.

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I was here since before there were generals. I made a thing long ago but since I can't draw it's not much of a contribution.

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The first general I remember posting in was #17. Peaches was the first person to make real webm OC. My writefagging didn't kick off until way later on properly. I legit think that 40k-user was the ONLY person who initially read The Hunt when I posted it.

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I FUCKING REMEMBER THAT THREAD. where's all the old terrible alita art that anons made that was so much fun

We all thought, "gee, what would really trigger the trolls in our thread as much as they annoy us?" We all naturally settled on voice acting and dubs.

>that one fucking loser who writes fanfic and has been acting like he's a budding author of some sort

PACK IT IN JUNIOR

Y'AIN'T SHIT

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Crazy how this guide doesn't even work anymore, the board has been so infested with reddit travelers that all the anons who believed this are gone. The mad outnumber the sane.

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Just saw her movie again today bros. It's physically painful how a girl like this will never be real. wtf
I was feeling irritated too and then I saw her again and she just heals my heart like new.

user there's like four of them you're going to have to be more specific about who you're trying to flame

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>Cameron has the most solid track record of movies out of any director ever
That's exactly why.

Do you remember when you officially became peaches in these threads? Or have you always been? I vaguely remember in the beginning you asking for requests and to just ask for peaches. I only ask because i came in a bit before that.

user, I know you want to see me, but it's your mom's money, not yours. She can do with it as she wants.

Leave that money alone, user. Leave it alone or else...

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i never watched Her was it actually bad?

I think it was I was going to bed one night and I promised an user a .webm the following day, and to just ask for me then, and I literally just grabbed a random name, I said Peaches. I have no idea why. But it just stuck, anons wanted to identify me to ask for .webms.

This shit was so funny hahaha sorry

Guy my fucking whore mom took all the money out of her stupid fucking purse.

I NEED MONEY

How the fuck am I gonan get $30 by tomorrow? If I miss a showing I swear to God I'll lose my fucking mind. I need this more than you guys know.

How do pawn shops work? My mom has these nice vases I could probably get at least $30 for.

Can she go to the pawn shop and buy them back after I get the money? Would the pawn guy know it was her son?

How do you guys get money quick without relying on your family?

This post is maximum bait.

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I bet this guy has an extremely obnoxious and nasally voice. Which is why voice acting make him jealous.

I really liked it.

It's okay user, I'm very aware of that.

But Titanic was overrated and Avatar was just an (inferior) Dances with Wolves but with blue aliens. Doesn't mean I don't love his other amazing movies and he isn't a genius and very based.
>mfw I agree with half of these
>mfw don't care, still hate reddit and have never visited it
>mfw I have no face.

I remember that. People thought you weren't gonna follow through. Honestly I thought no one else would write anything since writefagging in general is pretty heavily looked down upon outside of places like /tg/. If I'd known in the past how much bigger it would get I would have taken a different name.

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I've been defending Alita since the first trailer dropped. Always had faith Cameron would deliver and I knew the criticisms were largely overblown because people love to complain about shit and rip something apart for fun, and Alita was easy to make fun of.

And the legend began

Yeah, I still debate if I should stop or not.

Fucking SAVED

Peak autism.

Peak fucking autism.

My god it's incredible. Autism distilled to its purest form. It almost hurts to look at, like the sun.

I was completely opposed to Alita when the first trailer dropped and ignored it for a long time because of the yes. And what does Cameron do?
>MAKE THEM BIGGER

i told my friends jokingly that i would watch it when we saw a trailer becuase i love sci fi/cyberpunk but i had no idea how much i'd like it

No, it's just the attitude these people display that gives them away. I mean, I like Tarantino's movies, but reddit puts him on a pedestal while shooting down Rodriguez or Cameron.

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Nah, once the blu-ray drops, I have no need to keep any name cause any user can make a .webm from a clean source. I might keep it just for some OC's, I mean that's what I try to do right now.

No bully pls

Yeah, it's weird, because Quin and Rod support each other.

Good night Anons and Alita. Today was a day where I felt accepted and was happy. Thank you all for the fun. See you when I can

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They're brothers practically. Robert was the first person Quentin showed his cut of Kill Bill to.

>like Tarantino
>dislike Rodriguez
How does this work?

Only two good movies are on the list.
Incredible.

Honestly user (whether you're a new writer or old) someone out there will always hate your work. It doesn't matter how well regarded you are, how famous, or how skilled. Someone will always want to tell you just how terrible they think you are. If you feel like you personally don't want to write any more that's totally fine. These things go in cycles. But never for one second let anyone here stop you. Your work is valuable, even if it's just to you.

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I've been frequenting these threads since Valentine's day when I took my mother to see a movie,chose Alita on a whim because nothing else looked interesting, and came out pleasantly surprised that I actually liked a movie for a change.

>user steals money from mom's purse to keep from going into Alita withdrawal.

Alita confirmed worse than heroin. I'm writing my senators to make a law banning this movie.

And they're both made by James Cameron.

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i like RR more on the whole than tarantino

They don't actually watch their movies. They just follow whatever sticker policy they see their friends wearing.

Yeah but im lazy so im just gonna ask you for literally EVERYTHING

Guys we've been past the sexual mark for a while. When do we get sequel news?

>Peaches is going to stop.
WHAT?!

me too ily peaches and cutanon for being such hard workers for the thread

I was dismissive at first too. Really only decided to see it after learning Casper van Dien had a role. Since Starship Troopers is easily top 5. Did not think it was going to have this much of an impact but boy did it ever.

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>taking mom to movies on Valentine's day
What kind of relationship do you have with your mom?

We don't need one. We know it's coming.

You forgot the marketing budget so we'll have to wait if the Bluray sales will make up for the gap between the current 400 million and the 700 million breaking even point.

You don't take your mom out for dinner and a movie for Valentine's day? I pity her.

How would you guys feel about the Ghost in the Shell movie if they did it similar to Alita and made her CGI? Would you have preferred this over ScarJo? Would it have been as good as Alita in your opinion or was the movie already beyond saving even after they would have made this change? I like Alita but I never read the manga so the movie is all I had to go off of. But the Major is closer to being my waifu so it really hurts how her movie bombed. I don't know how else I would have filmed it. If they just did a straight copy of the anime movie people would have gotten bored by it and it would have failed anyway. We can't even get a decent game of her.

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You knew! You knew!

I'm going fuck this sexy cyborg

Well she forgot my birthday every day since I was fucking 12, so...

I thought break even was 2 Billion

Since I renamed my dog Alita she and I have been bonding so much. I take her for walks every single day and spend all my free time that I'm not hanging out with you bros just petting her and caressing her and telling her how much I love her.

I can tell when she likes something because her tail wags and wags more. Like apparently she really likes getting her pussy rubbed haha. So weird I know but if she likes it she likes it! I'd do anything to make Alita happy.

pic related

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Well yeah, now that Alita came out!

Oh right, I forgot to adjust for inflation.

You're wrong, it needs 6 billion to break even. It's a total flop guys, pack it up.

Save the money for the blueray or a digital copy you dummy. That way you can put her on your phone or laptop and take her everywhere with you. If you blow it on a movie ticket you'll only ever get to see her once more. Just wait like 3 or 4 months and you can even get a special edition with extra commentary/features/behind the scenes, and extended scenes of you are waifu. Don't do something you're gonna regret.

Do you stroke her tail haha

The problem GitS faced was it was completely tone-deaf to the source material and didn't properly honor it, or justify the changes.

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It would still be bad.
The ghost in the shells, easily remove any art-house director.
Generally any.
But it can not be removed as a simple action, especially if you can not use his idea of "sex heals any existential crisis"

>Would it have been as good as Alita in your opinion or was the movie already beyond saving even after they would have made this change?
More or less this, I don't think the director/writer were really up to the challenge. They could only copy and in the end it felt like a low quality clone without any of the fun of Shirow's manga or nuance of Oshii's movie.

Fuck it by the time the blueray comes out I'll have enough money saved. I'm talking about tomorrow though, I need to see it tomorrow because they're taking it out of the theater tomorrow here.

You guys are no help.

I just thought the story was kinda meh. Everything else was cool. I wish they played more of the original soundtrack.

also ghost had a pretty strong adaptation whereas the alita OVA kinda sucks despite the cute alita frames from it

Lol no mostly just her pussy XD

Who will play Jerome in his inevitable biopic?

Brendan Fraser.

I think the live action GitS is an example of a fan project created by a fan who didn't fully understand the work they were a fan of.

JUSTrome.

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honestly i've considered doing this with my cat

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>play some Team Fortress 2
>spray a picture of Alita where she's going ^W^ in the beginning in front of the mirror
>some faggot think it's cp
I don't recommend doing this.

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That "faggot" was a well adjusted adult who rightly saw through your ridiculous charade and called out pedophilia when he saw it. What you are engaging is nothing more than thinly veiled child pornography and if there is any sort of justice in the world you filthy rats will choke in the gutters one day.

Death to all of you.

Ha, I made sprays awhile ago. The most amount of comments I got were just about the eyes.

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call the FBI user get this thread shut down

Are you also the guy claiming Michael Jackson molesting kids is common sense?

Keep the thread going while i go to sleep. Thanks user!

>calling out "pedophiles"
Fuck off back to pleddit

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Night anons, I'll have my content done tomorrow to post, big one this time. Have a good night and keep the threads comfy per usual.

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THIS IS NOT MY FACE

Any alitabros help me track down a camrip? Not ideal but my buddy is having a horrible time and I told him he should watch something comfy.

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No excuses. You will wait for the bluray or go to the theaters.

>not paying for Alita

I'd FUCK you up if I ever saw you in person. I'd seriously kick your fuckin head in. Make you swallow your teeth. Fuck you.

Last screening today bois

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I paid for it 6 times already fatboy. You wouldn’t do shit. I’m not trying to watch a shitty camrip myself anyhow.

Okay but go see the movie though

DON'T FUCKIN CALL ME FAT FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCK OFF

fuckin kek

Whoa guys, realx

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enjoy it for all of us

I have. My only gripe is Hugo not being there for her motorball tryout. He’s supposed to be her fucking coach. What kind of coach isn’t there getting you pumped up for the big show? He could’ve just told Tanji the news later.

I went last night. My official goodbye. Until the bluray.

Hugo is a scumbag. In other news water is the leading cause of moisture. More at 11.

are bronies still a thing? i thought that was over.

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They all moved over to this piece of shit movie. Alitafags are the new bronies.

WTF Nova

/mlp/ still exists so i guess? they're never going to be mainstream again though

nah we dont wanna fuck animals

I know, you stupid fucking child.

Now you want to fuck adolescent androgynous children.

I'd be fine if there was an Alita board
That way I wouldn't have to see that bug eyes freak ever again

THERE IT IS, he ousts himself once again! You have literally no power lol!

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but user we don't want to fuck the child

Can't you just filter the threads? You do know how to do that, right?

lol implying people use Yea Forums's features rather than just complaining

There's a new thread like every 2 hours it wouldn't make a difference

>he says, in the 3000th Alita thread of the day

You faggots spam the same fuckin pictures all day at such an autistic rate that it's like whack-a-mole

but user you can set filter rules

What the fuck negger have you never even seen a real life pool filter?

Can a cyborg forcefully heal a human?

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Yes they can. You know it.

I can't comfortably use this board if it's full of you cartoon jacking faggots

If you really don't like it here you can always go back to where you came from, no one on Yea Forums would miss you.

what's stopping you? like seriously why can't you ignore the threads?

now we real quiet hours

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Its literally a goblin prankster, i'm surprised people still reply to those

Generals are banned.

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sneaky goblins in our threads

I bet all you Alita fags have something in common, like you were all molested as children or something.

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>DID HE DO IT???

But what was Nova’s tax policy. They hardly touched on that.

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full political thesis on movie when

>I bet all you Alita fags have something in common
Yeah, we liked a movie.

I mean, I'm not hearing that you weren't molested?

Is it not possible to members of the 4channel forum posting board, Yea Forums specifically to simply ignore threads they do not wish to partake in in a constructive manner?

As I feel that would drastically improve the lives of all who lurk here.

oh wait I forgot some people are brain dead and are incapable of simply ignoring things they don't like [\spoiler]

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I'm not going to tell you how to write your /alita/ fanfiction

here's your figure four, brahs

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I think this little guy belongs there too

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One healthy brain a month, Vector said.

>Come to this general
>Just want to be comfy
>Discover practically 75% of all posts are now trolls

They're really going all-out, I wonder what the occasion is.

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it always happens this time of night. we just irnore them and keep the comfy posting up
excellent choice

Endgame tickets went on sale I think?

Is there a better digital version of Last Order I should be buying other than the Kodansha Omnibus versions? I don’t really care for the sound effects to be in English, and it doesn’t jibe with my reader as well as the original series.

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There’s the same dork who’s been at it all day. I think he’s just a lonely joyless cunt.

most likely. he'll be /healed/ too if he sticks around long enough though. everyone eventually is.

I had much the same reaction I finished playing pathfinder, come over to Yea Forums only to find basically this entire thread was one shitposter and everyone giving him free (you)s.

Everyone must have been pretty bored tonight.

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If you haven't already read my stuff I can give you a lucky dip from one of my stories if you'd like some more comfy.

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No because whatever you see in her face as cute I see as pure horror like that momo thing, and that was banned!

>Mars Chronicles still no update.

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Kishiro was being flown around the world, probably cut into his work schedule. Mangaka are notorious for their hiatuses.

remember that time he thought he was dying?

its been interesting to follow peoples reaction to her eyes since the original trailer, most people i know that have seen the movie are overall positive but one refuses to see it because the eyes just put him off something fierce , his words "i cant handle her eyes" , it really was a ballzy design decision to do Alita as full cgi with the uncanny valley risks.

FUCK
THE
HATERS

but yeah the initial trailers probably hurt a lot

Simply, fuck the haters

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Yeah, it made him kill off Alita with an IED before undoing it.

Jerome missed medication today?

i think he got REALLY mad at the 300 celebration we had

>all these youngfags who never saw pic related

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I think once upon a time in mexico was actually his best movie before Alita.

Just close your eyes man.

Haven't been to #1, but I joined when it was still single digits, it was like #6-7 or something.

from dusk till dawn is genuinely sick

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EXCELLENT pic

So, ehhhh, have some of you guys figured out what the fuck that shit was on box office mojo when Alita crossed 400 millions and suddenly went back to 399?

First number was an estimate, second one was the actual number. It performed under expectations like all flops.

>lol

Cant wait for the sequel to be released, and i'll be able to run down haters in the streets with a big black dildo and the cops wont even do nothing to stop me this time

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Sounds good

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>dabs on Sarah

>tears off his own face
>*bop*
>knocks your daughter's head off
>*dabs*
What the fuck is his problem?

>still no BRrip

I dunno what number I started on. It was somewhere before 99 back when it was /ABAG/.

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Imagine if she got a boob job

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He's Zapan. Zapan's an idiot.

...

...

Pls no, fake tits always put me off for some reason. Even if they are done well and in not even sure why.

I'm surprised foot fags arent more up in our general.

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I first poked my head in at #3, but I was pretty on and off until about #40. Pretty sure that was about the time I would have gone for my third viewing and been fully /healed/.

We've been here the entire time
At least for me, I just don't think of Alita in a sexual way. Plus robot feet are weird as hell; this is still true even though her entire leg design was beautiful in an artistic way

#41 is special to me since it's when Jerome promised to eat the Blu ray

When did some user mention angel numbers? Was that around 44 or 144?

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Got some disruptive new OC in the pipeline lads

How disruptive we talking

general shattering

This better be good user I'm holding on to my hat

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It can't top last time

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Its going to make last time look like a fucking meme.

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If this is like Alita in a cute hat and you've been fucking with us this whole time I'm gonna be mad

I won't, I want more pictures of Alita in a cute hat

I guess that's fair

Post some

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Lol I was looking for this very image. You've earned some flan

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unironically laughed out loud

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Listen
Don't

Now that is a FLAN

I've had no sleep and am absolutely tired. There is something really fucking with this image

I mean it's a weird edit

Seems like we're light on pics

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yeah time for bed. Though this image is now burned into my mind so at least the sun is up.

This is what happens when a thread doesn't start with crazy alita

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poor flopkun

movieweb.com/alita-2-battle-angel-box-office-success/

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Whoever gets the first 'remimder:flopped post' in on the sequel announcement thread is gonna be raking in the (you)s

>you are my sweetest downfall

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>was one of the guys who constantly "reminded" people that Alita flopped
>posted the Rotten Tomatoes score edit every day
>turns out the Movie actually did ok and gets a sequel
>actually got BTFO by flipped-posters
>instead of doubling down they invite me in to join them in Alita-posting

Fuck you... we should be enemies!!! Why are you so fucking nice to me, I DON'T DESERVE YOUR EMPATHY! I'M A DIRTY SHITPOSTER REEEEEEEEEE

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Something stronger, healing.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wIiVp3poe2c

Shitposter-kun all it takes is your own change. We love everyone here, even those who don't love us

Shhhh no more words now

Just healing of the soul

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Kek

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That was me and it was probably around 44 or so, right after my first viewing. I was seeing number synchronicities everywhere in my life right after i got conscious of the 99 and 33 in the movie.

I like to think he was /healed/ as well

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Fuck I almost miss X ray poster

I really should have saved that edit some user made with the doll body skeleton.

Making edits of Alita is hard because her skin tone in a lot of the scenes is really hard to duplicate. It's very orange.

It'll be better once we get the balanced rip

The camrip has a slight yellow tint in most daylight scenes.
Use Hue/Saturation, Curves, Color Balance and Brightness/Contrast to wrangle the color-values.

I remember that! I can't find it or a screencap. I need a day to sort all the
Alita stuff I've downloaded or screencapped

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I´m really not surprised you naggers are even too incompetent to set up BASIC filter rules.

We´re ALWAYS using the same naming template, very likely why the jannies let us be.
Literally impossible to NOT filter us.

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i made a couple of x days until alite threads but the film came out earlier in my country and i didnt like it so i dont really bother with this threads. still hoping for the sequel.

>B-b-but your happiness makes me have to think about my own empty soul

No you wouldn't. You lash out at us because you are unhappy and can't stand to see our happiness.

I think i found it user

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The joke is /alita/ breaks no rules.
Trolling and complaining about the mods not removing it does.

>kill off Alita with an IED before undoing it
OMG I actually stopped reading the manga when I heard that.
It´s actually undone?

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I used to hate those. But then the generals started and you guys kept posting funny edits and webms. It got.me curious enough to check out the ova, then the manga, and finally the movie.

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I hope you feel healed friend

non-cut version

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>Rosa has no feet
explains why so short

Poor foot fetishists

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Good morning. Please be healed by Arita.

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>tfw water splashed my face
I'm fine.

This is gonna be great in 4K
>inb4 file too big to post in Yea Forums

Congrats on the healing.
That´s called a break through.

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It's gonna be better but in this particular moment camera is focused on Ido at the background. So it's going to be blurry anyway

I actually like the yellow tint now.
Frik.

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>actually publically denounces himself as a shitposter

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damn that's a good face.

It still amazes me the sheer range Alita demonstrates in this movie.

>mexicans in the theater giggle whenever a character dramatically says alita's name

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Did you actually watch the movie? If you didn't, check if any cinema is still showing it and watch it on a big screen before it's too late. It really is a decent movie and by far the best manga/anime adaptation out there, not trying to ruse you.

10 seconds in photoshop

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>tell rosa to stop taking bites out of the chocolate
>that's why the bites alita takes out of the chocolate look so irregular
>they had to cgi chunks out of the chocolate

Kinda silly

her shoes are just lined with lead, weighted clothing for her training.

>mexicans in charge of french

Is there nothing he can't do?

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More like "Alita of Time" am I right haha?

Don't forget to drop some likes :^)

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Honestly not

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>not "You nom'd Alita's song"

Miss me.

Beautiful

That's not how you hold an Ocarina.

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Duu-dududuu-du-duu

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Just before the new bread kicks in I'm going to sleep. Night anons

>google search that image
>get this

What the fuck is that? I guess it would help if I saw the movie...

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Sleep well friend. I should probably do the same.

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Idungetit

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How exactly do those stripe-ribbon parts work?

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Dawwwww.

>has a physical version of Alita's heart sitting on his office shelf
God I want it.

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New thread?

Nah, I think we've had a good run.

yep

new