which horror film creature/person/entity etc would you least like to deal with in real life? for me it would have to be the blob from the 1988 remake of The Blob. knowing that youd suffer an agonizing death being slowly melted down by digestive acids/enzymes or whatever if it gets a hold of you and the fact thats its so repulsive would really be a bummer if it were a real organism.
what are yalls picks?
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those practical effects were fucking top notch.
Creepshow 2 had a better blob tbqhwyf£m
The obvious choice
The Thing
The Thing.
The blob is at least easily identifiable & has a relatively easy solution.
Isn’t he just a balding manlet with a kink?
Would you want to spend eternity with one??
...Rest my case Broh
second, this one goes on and on forever, it's hell after all. Frank gets his lower vertebrae ripped out by a big-ass hook on a regular basis. If we assume a godless atheistic universe (the truth) then getting fucked by a Blob, or for that matter anything else in the material world, only lasts a few minutes. The metaphysical is the true intolerable, the true horror. And what makes it even more intolerable is that some (Christians) approve such metaphysical eternal torture with the approval of their own conscience. The true horror is already real.
Fuck that movie messed me up as a kid.
The only question is if you actually do get used to it in time, and come to enjoy it
there's this horror crossover thread i found on Yea Forums which shows just how out of touch Yea Forums is with horror
make fun of it as you wish
K nm I'll go with the blob after all
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...Granted
S-source?
Yes, there are hints of this in that Frank succumbs to madness, either as cope or as some sort of newly-activated masochism (you get a hint of this at the climax as well). Elsewhere, in an early episode, Bart Simpson asks the same question while in Sunday school: "wouldn't you just get used to it eventually, like a hot tub?"
>You unzipped your pants, and we came.
Fire works pretty good on it.
But it doesnt kill it entirely.
creepshow 2 was cacadookie
yea until it shoves a pseudopodia up the nozel and blows the tank, burning you alive. i guess thats a better fate than it devouring you though
>it literally says on the poster: indescribable...indestructable...NOTHING can STOP the BLOB!
would you rather be given a relatively quick and easy death on fucking meathooks, or be slowly digested, alive, by cthulu's stepfather?
I think he was referring to The Thing
>pic related
You can't even do anything
>much Christians bad!
Fuck off Reddit homo. Take that bullshit back
This, but my second choice would be Kayako from Ju-On. With most movie creatures if you can escape the area, you'll be fine, but she will chase your ass to the ends of the fucking earth.
I sleep about 10 hours a day, so this would suck.
the BLOB would easily eat the so-called "thing" without so much as a burp, tbqhwysp...
Somehow the fact she took that one woman right from under her covers makes it worse. The fuck was her problem even, ain't my fault your family turned into spooks, don't hold a grudge against me.
so will the BLOB
Blob would be pretty terrible. Being melted in general would suck. Like when Brundlefly vomits a bunch of goo on your face and it peels off in one piece. Or I guess that was Fly II so it was the kid.
the same, and worse, with the BLOB. youre eatin popcorn one minute, the next minute YOURE the popcorn!
I was so scared to swim as a kid
The Blob is a bit like The Thing where if it's left unchecked then the whole planet is fucked.
plus it eats your waifu ("gf") then she eats YOU ffs...
the BLOB eats you alive, doesnt care if yous a kid tbqhwysp...
the blob will still eat you, even if you think you killed it. all it takes is one cell from the blob to assimilate (eat) you. its like a microorganism. you think you kill it but theres a tiny bit left that slowly digests you from the inside out...then it eats whatever it can catch, growing into a new full-sized blob organism. you can run, but you cant hide... all it needs is to bide its time...
>I show you my cube, answer me
I don't know how that relates to what I said but yes. Here's concept art of Rob Zombie's abandoned Blob reboot.
Just freeze it.
at least a thing assimilation seems relatively painless (unless you get your arms bitten off or whatever).
Anybody remember a horror movie that had some dogs that were infected by some alien thing that used the dogs as guards and their backs would split open and send out tentacles if the alien being felt threatened?
It wasnt the Thing.
The aquila rift. Fuck that shit
The second I read your post, and wasn't sure what your picture was, I knew it had to be one of those dogs. God, man, when I was 8 or so, I saw "The Thing" was on television on my room's TV, and remembered hearing from my dad a few years before that "it's a good horror movie" (he was just saying that as an aside in some forgotten context, wasn't recommending me to watch it). Well, here it was, and I decided to sit myself in front of the TV and experience for myself whatever was in store.
I started watching as the poor Husky was showing signs of obvious sickness and I knew something would happen to it, the mood was too uncanny. For some reason I was called elsewhere in the house, so I turned off the TV, and when I came back and turned it on, it was right at the scene where the tendrils are ripping out of the dog's back, and it is thrashing in the most impossible pain. I nope'd the fuck out of that power button, but I'll never forget that scene.
there was one in the Hidden, an alien buddie cop movie
This is it for me. The only one that comes close is the Thing, but at least that process appears painless. Victims of the Blob are in agony. Victims of the Thing don't even catch the sniffles.
Jesus fucking christ, don't search for "Hidden movie dog" on duckduckgo unless youre in a private window or like Belarus.
>like a hot tub
Thats fricken funny.
Masochism IS a cope.
I feel like this was a video game, not a movie.
Anything that slowly transforms you or mutilates you while you are still alive. A lot of sci-fi horror has this, especially when dealing with cyborgs.
that was resident evil 4
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of Christianity. Christians look on Hell as something people inflict upon themselves. Here's a perfectly workable analogy:
Say it's the 1930s and there's a group of people advocating for everyone to stop smoking because they believe it causes cancer. They absolutely won't shut up about it. If they see you smoking, they'll try to warn you. They'll say things like, "If you keep on like that, you're going to get cancer." They organize demonstrations outside cigarette factories and tobacco shops carrying signs with slogans like, "Smokers Get Cancer" and "Tobacco is Killing You" and shout at workers and patrons alike about the dangers of what they're engaging in, but everyone treats them like a dangerous, hate-filled lunatic fringe.
Now replace "tobacco" with sin and cancer with "Hell." This is what, in their own minds at the very least, Christians believe they're doing.
I saw this as a young lad. It made me feel uneasy around our own dog for weeks.
and then wait for any climate outside that of the middle of antarctica to unfreeze just a single slithering microgram of mass...
You don't eat the Thing without becoming the Thing. There's a horrible thought for you:
>The Blob is now also a communicable disease. And sentient.
I had almost this exact same experience.
i still to this day cant get over the fact that they infected those poor doggos with live rabies virus just to get that "perfect" 5th shot... fuck kikeywood and their sanhedrin tbqh...
this
if it's on earth, everyone is fucked
It's not on Earth but CERN doing their best to summon it.
why
The titular leviathan.
You're still conscious even after you become a part of it.
>implying it wasnt already noncommunicable
>implying it wasnt already sentient
all it takes is one cell to be communicable and then a relatively small critical mass to become self aware. but add the thing's vast. knowledge of alien technology and culture, and in a century it grows exponentially and becomes a sentient azathoth, digesting entire solar systems for reasons we do not, cannot, and will never desire to ever even come close to comprehending...
this couldve been the thing 2
Phantoms
That thing from The Thing
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WTF MY COMPUTER
woops, meant to say
>implying it isnt already communicable (from day one of arrival)
the guvment black ops arrival implies that it is only a trivially-small piece of a larger whole that has already digested entire GALAXIES...just TRY and let that sink in...
the blob is the perfectly evil villain in a innumerable number if ways tbqhwyf...
It was cool in Quake though
Stroggifcation will always be a thing in the back of my mind when I do cyborg drawings with body horror.
>Quake 4
absolutely BASED and stroggpilled my patrician colleague
I always thought the Thing was way more cool than it was scary.
Spooky as shit. We need this movie.
>Mars penal colony, largely sub-surface tunnel complex
>Earth is suffering some form of catastrophe
>Details are vague and confusing
>Communication lost
>Weeks later, colony comes under attack
>Orbital bombardment with a biological agent
>Victims begin to dissolve into an aggressive protoplasmic lifeform
>The source of the bombardment is Earth
>Humanity's last hope is the great-great-grandchild of MacReady - Snake Plissken
Carpenterverse when?
That's a pretty retarded analogy.
I thought it would be good to have a new blob film every decade or two but those humanoid enemies look out of place
I would watch that movie so much
Mars Burgers Homestyle Diner is a hell of a title
Same. That movie gave me the heebie jeebies as a kid.
No, it's spot-on. Christians believe it's their obligation to tell the world about the salvation Christ brought to mankind and that knowledge and acceptance of it is necessary to avoid Hell. They look on Hell as something people inflict upon themselves through arrogance and pride.
I don't get what the fuck they are even talking about. It's like reading schizo posts.
Then they don't understand their own religion.
Oh, do enlighten me then.
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Hell is the destruction of the wicked at the end of days, their final death. That's all the bible says about hell. Everything Christians believe about hell, like it being a place of eternal punishment for individual sins, is a later invention.
The parable of Lazarus and the Rich Man would like a word with you. Final Judgement is, as you correctly put it, eternal death as opposed to eternal life. That doesn't further inform or contradict one single thing I've already said. Christians believe it's their obligation to inform others of that peril.
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Yes, that's a parable, not a description of hell. And also only found in Luke. It=f taken as a description of Hell it contradicts the rest of the scriptures.
>Critics of this view point out that "The "soul that sins, it shall die" (Ezekiel 18); "For dust you are and to dust you shall return" (Genesis 3:19). Paul (1 Thessalonians 4:13–18) describes death as sleep until the Day of the Lord, when the dead will receive glorified bodies upon the resurrection (1 Corinthians 15). No scripture, other than Philippians 1:23–25 (in which the apostle expresses the confidence that on departure from this life he would be with Christ), 2 Corinthians 12:2–4 (in which he affirms the possibility of being taken to paradise out of the body), 2 Corinthians 5:8, etc., accounts for a disembodied soul and its comfort or torture. Because this seems to raise the question of what kind of body is tortured in Hades as depicted in Luke, there are those who maintain that whilst the conversations took place as described, the language used in them, referring to body parts, etc., was figurative
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Read about the difference between Sheol and Gehenna.
Whether you interpret Hell as eternal suffering or as eternal non-existence, it doesn't change how Christians view their responsibility to others. I get where you're coming from in that there are some really intolerable self-righteous shitheels who act all superior because they're "saved," but saying that (Christians) "approve" of a place of punishment for the "wicked" is disingenuous, as Christians believe we're all equally wicked, only that some have found salvation and redemption and are obligated to extend that offer to others.
Nightmare scenario. Objectively the worst thing you could deal with.
My second choice would be xenomorphs. One might not be that horrific, but if you're dealing with an entire hive? Jesus christ.
Most Christians have these misconceptions because it's the pop culture understanding of hell. But they never stop to think that the idea of infinite punishment for finite crimes is incompatible with a God that's both merciful and just. Besides, not being able to prove that hell, salvation, and such are real things only makes things worse.
Creepshow II was a mixed bag. "The Raft" and "the Hitchhiker" segments were awesome.
I prefer a more enlightened view of Hell, like what's presented in scenarios like we're shown on "Jacob's Ladder." I'd actually be quite interested in a series or a story that explored that concept in a sort of reverse-Dante's Inferno fashion, where the protagonist is ascending out of a personal Hell as his vices and transgressions are burned away.
>all it takes is one cell from the blob to assimilate
That's bullshit. If that's all it took, then the thing would've just shook hands and infected everyone.
Sounds more like Buddhism than Christianity.
It is. In some ways, I look on Christianity as a less-enlightened take on Buddhism, at least from a standpoint of dogma.
pussy tier.
pretty formidable.
Well, when you put it that way I guess it makes sense, since Buddhism was around for 5 centuries or so before Christ.
if it's any consolation I dont think anyone possessed by/controlled by the thing is in any pain
What if they are experiencing a cosmic orgy and pleasures unimaginable inside the Thing that would be insane haha
for be it's got to be the wishmaster, i don't want to be rolling my eyes as i die
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>and to think... I hesitated
how about no
Kek
muh christians
What is this
the thing doesn't exist. nothing to worry about, guys
A monster/supernatural entity/alien/cool serial killer wouldn't be so bad because you go out with a bang, so to speak. Finding out aline or magic is real is a good way to go. Being killed by some Hannibal or Jason mutherfucker would also be better than any normal death.
I wouldn't want to be killed by the bad guy in a horror who turns out to be some nerd retard who actually only kills in a cool way as a red herring for the one true murder he commited for the inheritance/life insurance.
Its the pool monster from goosebumps
Any spiritual, interdimensional entity that can prolong suffering indefinitely OR any biological entity that could do the same.
Any incarnation of the devil or, for example, the Xenobytes or any entity such as the Flood or the Thing that can assimilate your motor functions without causing brain death
Okay, kid
>Xenobytes
Can you imagine if it was in love with you and wanted to have sex with you all the time?
Sounds like The A.B.C. Murders
lol @ butthurt mutts replying before me
How the fuck has this not been posted yet.
>second, this one goes on and on forever, it's hell after all. F
you do realize that the the labyrinth in hellraiser isn't hell, right?
and leviathan, lord of the labyrinth, isn't satan?
Jamie Lee Curtis looks like THAT?
Sounds like something the thing would say!
the alien was more scary when it was just one of them.
The whole hive aspect kind of ruined it. In Alien it was a smart unstoppable killing machine, while in the sequel they became cannon fodder.
Yea Forums has long been taken over by lefy tumblr tranny types, totally unironically
mod's in on it too
BRAIN SLUG!!
BDSM torture punishment hell was invented by Dante, dingus. The Bible doesn’t even contain the word “hell” stop parroting highschool atheist talking points.
This is the first movie I saw a kid die in, and I was a kid at the time. Completely rocked me, didn't think kids could die.
Wonder if you're a fake Christian if you do believe in hell, then. What happens to them, do they go to he- oh yeah
think that might be mandy morbid
Are You Afraid of the Dark*
Yeah, but.... she's legal. This movie gave such a boner.
Well no because they don't exist anymore. The dog basically got killed and eaten and the thing is just using its DNA and memories to pretend to be that dog.
Good taste
they go back to the state of nothingness they were in before they were born
your fedora is cutting off oxygen to your brain
This one is so bad that they couldn't even get it to work in the movie by its own logic.
They state that a single cell of thing is enough to totally take over a man. So then a thing need only leave a layer of its cells on objects, or make any sort of transient contact with a human, to initiate the takeover.
Against such a thing it would be impossible for virtually all to survive. But they don't explore this in the film, instead they show assimilation being a horrible drawn out process.
Totally painless!
*tips fedora*
We don't talk about that abomination of a movie.
That other guy was right. It's Dean Koontz' Phantoms. The death moths and the head pies in that movie...whew.
that's not true, the thing is a cellular organism of some sort. It's able to overpower any mammalian cell membrane defenses but that doesn't necessarily hold for any possible organism.
Pretty nightmarish desu.
>THANKS FOR THE RIDE, LADY!
lol
I was talking about the original, where yes, there were some horrible deaths (the doctor and the first guy to be assimilated), but all the secret assimilations didn't have any evidence of being painful.
Nice try Thing but you aren't fooling us
Just tell her to frig off and go eat some cheese burgers
The word "hel" is old German. Old English is descended from old German. The Bible wasn't written in German or English. It's older than English and German, that's for sure. It was written in Greek, Aramaic, and Hebrew. The concept of Hell is very much found in the Bible even if the word isn't. I won't give you a full list of verses because you can use Google just as easily as I can. There are about a half dozen different words used to refer to Hell spread across those three languages, and many more passages that are parables or allusions without giving the concept a name. Most of ideas about Hell derive from Christ's teachings, especially various parables. The Church Fathers and the Church hashed out the formal doctrine of Hell in the centuries immediately after the ministry of Christ based on the Bible and adopted that doctrine as dogma. Hell is in the Nicene Creed. When the Germanic tribes were Christianized in the Middle Ages, they merely took the existing old German word for the underworld in pagan religion, "Hel," and applied that word to an idea in Church dogma derived from the Bible. English merely followed suit as the new language gradually emerged. Other European languages not descended from German such as the Romance languages don't use Hell, and instead use words like Inferno, derived from Latin. It absolutely terrifies me that someone would discard a core Christian doctrine merely because they don't understand that different languages slap different words on the same ideas.
whaaaaaat the heck are you talking about? Did you miss the part where they're writhing in agony?
what absolutely terrifies me is the fact that people are unironically discussing jewish mythology in a thread about horror film creatures
You don't even get a fedora tip.
Fuck I remember a similar experience
>Watching TV with dad
>Flip through movie channels
>It's getting dark so good movies should be on
>Stop on channel where the defibrillator scene is on
>About to change until I saw Kurt Russel
>Recognise him from Captain Ron
>Dad said the movie seems familiar
>Chest opens, crunch down
>Drop the fucking remote
>End up running out the room listening to the sounds of Norris thing coming out of the stomach
That fucked me up for weeks and I didnt watch Kurt Russel movies for years afterwards
>Everything would have been fine if he just gave her the dick
Such a strange movie.
>f-fedora
lmao
>someone post the pasta plz
>Christians look on Hell as something people inflict upon themselves.
Smoking may cause cancer but god sending you to hell for not believing in him is all on him.
Get the blood samples from everyone in this thread.
Anyone else liked the book, Hellbound Heart? I have a huge backlog but your post made me want to read it again
stupid thot
the terminator, or that thing in It Follows
something that just won't stop until you're dead and you can't reason with or get rid of, fuck that shit that's my worst nightmare
Source on this one? Is she a regular zombie or some kind of mummified corpse? It looks familiar
This makes me wonder if I should bring up that doujin where the guy is essentially is married to The Thing
Which version of The Blob should I watch?
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>manage to have sex
>other person doesn't believe you
>she dies
>you are next again
Well fuck
You totally shouldn't but post it anyway haha
The different words like Gehenna, Sheol etc. have different meanings tho and some translations just oversimplified it by always using the same word to translate it. And he's true about the BDSM torture being BS to help normies comprehending the horror of afterlife without God. But that's it, the worst part of Hell, the absence of God, not having some demon plucking your nails while Jennifer Lopez music plays in the background.
>Which version of The Blob should I watch?
The 1988 remake is hands down the best.
Still got it!
>Watch 1988 Blob remake
>they kill the kid on screen
Didn't expect that, good shit
Imagine believing a Jew had to kill himself so that YOU wouldn't be sent to the oven.
True, all it would have to do is throw some blood or flesh at you, and your done. Its walking aids.
Imagine though if it got off Antarctica. Every walking piece of life, every tree and blade to blade of grass would be the thing. A literal planet.
What about an indestructible hungry pink blob, that can also teleport between dimensions and beat up gods?
It Follows would have been towards the top of the list until they made it a physical being. Throw a blanket or paint over it and show the cops, lock it in a jail cell or a vault. Done. When it was still just a paranormal being then you were fucked and would have to constantly move. I wouldn't try to have sex since then you never know when it's coming back for you. Just gotta study it's walking speed and stay ahead of it.
This, no question about it. I'd prefer a blissful death over the eternal torture this guy would subject me to
1988 version is incredible minus Kevin Dillon. The effects are fantastic and literally no one is safe.
What if you have the talent to become a cenobite and just don't know it?
>teleports to the one dimension with saiyans
Ya dun goofed.
The nazis during the holocaust
On one hand I want to smother my face in those tits, on the other I know she would rip off my balls if I get too close
Thanks
>tfw no talent IRL
>could have the talent to become a cenobite
Tempting
well I didn't know I had that fetish, but there it is huh
Room 101.Yes, I know it is not horror.
Dickraiser
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I'm 90% positive this ain't getting translated...hell I'm amazed I refound it
M'lady
if only it were true
we'd have far less of them around today
if it wasn't true then we'd have far more of them around today, so which would you prefer?
You are definitely right, assuming the doctor was correct. Humans shed almost fifty thousand skin cells every day and if it only takes one of those to infect a human then that base would have been overcome before anyone knew it.
It would still be a long and painful process
the concept is solid, the film sucked though they could do so much more with it
i just think if you got stuck in hospital or in a car crash or anything, you could never stop and rest that thing would follow you you're whole life and you'd have to consider every single move you ever made. every time you went to sleep. it would fucking suck man.
>guro
>milf
the vampire girl from lifeforce
at least I get a hard on before I die
This is the worst by far, imagine living in a reality where the bonus situation constantly gets disregarded or pushed back but when you are actually required to do something, they dangle the fate of your full share in your face and threaten to take it away if you don't comply. And then the cycle repeats and you just keep running in the hamster wheel for eternity.
I'll take being eaten by the blob, assimilated by the thing, tortured in hell and any other horror situation rather than the fucking bonus situation
Eternal physical torture like the cenobites, sure.
Eternal psychological from in a room is another thing.
What if she was a cute Nazi?
>Auschwitz had an art museum, a library, regular concerts and sporting events, a “theater for music and drama,” a swimming pool (sometimes used for water polo) and a brothel for lonely inmates
Given all the weird stuff people write about the holocaust and the fact that it's illegal in supposedly free countries to even talk about it I'm not surprised at all the crazy stuff people spread around.
I saw this movie in theaters, I was six at the time. Those fucking slug things gave me nightmares for months. To this day, I have to turn away when they start swallowing the guys limbs
>The Norwegians died for this.
Is that /ourfridge/ Chloe?
>assimilated
"One other thing... It seems to rip through your clothes when it gets you. Windows found some shredded long-johns but the name tag was missing." I'd say it implies quick and quiet but also internally violent assimilation. I always thought it'd be extremely painful no matter what. Not to mention, a few brief scenes show Norris straining and holding his chest several times, though they quickly cut away so we don't see much. To me it implied the Thing learned how to do it internally without shredding clothes, but such a process is still very painful.
My head canon is that all the xenos have the capacity to be intelligent but their behavior is dependent on their numbers. In the first movie it's alone so it takes the role of of an intelligent silent killer (it's also shown to be able to produce eggs so maybe all of them can become a queen xeno if the environment requires it), in the second movie their number is much greater so it would be better for them to be mindless drones so that they can more easily work as one.
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The whole thing just screams out for the worlds biggest can of bug spray.
>>Lady Thing likes you so it assimilates you.
>>You're part of it as it turns into a sexy girl.
>>You have no control but you're aware and feel everything as the two you go off in a hot chick body to have kinky adventures.
Totally missed the point of the movie. Cenobites are a gift not a horror it may hurt at first but trust me once you're used to getting torn apart by chains and needles shoved into your dickhole it becomes a pleasure you can't even begin to comprehend.
yeah aliens would suck they'd be my next pick over the terminator
Not even bringing up best girl, Double
How come none mentioned zombies.
not that scary
they're the equivalent of a bunch of junkies tripping out trying to take a bite out of you, there's worse stuff to pick
also personally i'd be alright with being a zombie to be honest it doesn't seem like such a bad time, they're pretty chill
Because literally all you gotta do is hide in your basement for like a week before they rot so much they can't even move.
Only if you are a Zoomer. If not, you're okay.
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Given the new movies it's possible that none of the aliens are actually being killed since they are a sapient, grey goo, hive mind.
Reminds me of that Dark horse comic that implies that Xenomorphs are only dangerous because their an invasive species and are only dangerous because they no longer had to deal with any of their natural predators and where a part of a much larger food chain
don't think about him. think about unicorns and nice shit. bam, sorted.
>. I always thought it'd be extremely painful
For you?
This.
Ever felt an itch under your skin and couldn't scratch it? Now you can.
It must feel glorious.
this motherfucker, because his tricks are insidious as fuck, he's absolutely maleficent and can bend fucking reality as you wish
Dawn of the Dead remake zombies never rotted away and they spent months hiding in a mall and they wer still super fast.
There must be some way of couching a wish such that it is worthwhile and you get to keep your soul.
Dunno. I mean its not scary because we already know all the "mythology" behind them, but if you unprepared and it happens out of nowhere like in Night of Living Dead... shit would hit the fan for sure.
The Thing would probably be an awesome gf.
I'll never forgive the studio kikes for removing all the practical effects and replacing it with cgi because "cgi is more realistic"
*Gets throat slit*
those fuckers in 28 days/weeks would be terrifying
i'd still rather deal with them than most of the other stuff in this thread, also after a while it'd probably be quite cathartic killing those guys.
Wtf I want more, it seems super cute. Not even hentai, I’d totally read this as a romantic comedy.
Ahem
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I feel like I'm at a crossroads where beatin it to these pics like I desperate want to is going to take me down some dark path.
user, I...
yeah that dude would fuck me up no lie
Lol without tits she is just a basic plastic knockoff
the egg thing is only from the directors cut, i kinda like the idea but idk if i'd say it's official
Can the Thing fight the Blob? Who would win?
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it's his enthusiasm that gets me
you could call it infectious even
Theoretically, the Thing could assimilate the Blob.
Looked
It's from a children's show on nickelodeon, are you afraid of the dark
but the blob dissolves everything it touches
Return of the Living Dead has probably the most dangerous Zombies out there: Smart, can talk, borderline unkillable..THEY WILL GET YOU which is what drastically separates them from most other zombies
lol guarenteed replies from butthurt mexicans. 100% anyone who whines about this post is some >OH ESSE LOOK THA VIRGIN MARY PRAY THE ROSARY
tier shitskin.
>God, man, when I was 8 or so, I saw "The Thing" was on television on my room's TV
I remember my dad flicking through channels and glimpsing the scene where a dude's head turns into a spider. Then my mom made him turn the channel because she was a puritan cunt back then. My brain couldn't even process what was going on at the time. I wasn't even scared, I was confounded by the sheer spectacle of it. I didn't find out what movie it actually was for another fifteen years. I had to be around the same age.
Real life serial killer victims say otherwise. Like the gagged little boy who died with a scream on his lips while being tortured to death by one of the 70s pedo homo snuff film distributing 'respected community members'.
This music video should be turned into a movie.
Dream catcher
For me, its Jazz from I am Jazz.
what about the female version of the blob?
and if they get you, you're in constant agonizing pain and need to feed to make it stop breifly. It really is the only type of zombie that scares me.
pop pop pop watch the cunny drop
>Can the Thing fight the Blob?
With access to the right technology, sure.
>which horror film creature/person/entity etc would you least like to deal with in real life?
The Leprechaun because I'd have to listen to all his shitty puns.
Underrated
>white people feel more sorry for dogs than for their fellow humans
lmao
Hellraiser
I put a spell on youu
The Blob, going by the creator's own words, is a SINGLE CELLED ORGANISM at enormous levels.
The Thing is a MULTI-CELLULAR ORAGNISM. It wouldn't affect the Blob, the Blob would just melt the Thing down into more mass for itself.
Fucking this.
>can’t be fought
>can’t be reasoned with
>can’t be escaped
>spooky as fuck appearance and sounds
>what she actually does to victims is ambiguous, so it could be a fate worse than death
Not unless you're some mystic or magician, no. I guess not. Some necromancer would cause the Grudge to shit herself probably.
Emilia Clarke?
This is so easy though.
First wish. "I am now gay.
Second wish. "You are now my incredibly handsome 11/10 husbando"
Third wish. "I am now a djinni too"
>Not wanting to get jerked off by fetishists for eternity until you get bored and turn into a fetishist yourself.
What are you a faggot?
You DO know that the cenobites aren't demons right? They're immortal wizards whose pursuit of physical pleasure and hedonism made them progressively more numb to physical indulgence and pushed them to greater extremes of sensation until they were ripping faces off and fucking eye holes.
And yet the movie is still either hilarious or disturbing depending on the viewer.
>can’t be fought
>can’t be reasoned with
>can’t be escaped
>spooky as fuck appearance and sounds
>what she actually does to victims is ambiguous, so it could be a fate worse than death
She sounds like freak
You have to take into account that The Thing has its own plans going on. It tried to build itself another spaceship out of random crap, maybe there’s a reason it didn’t just want to spray shit everywhere to take over everyone
As a Catholic who's come to terms with the fact that the God I believe in may not exist, this is essentially how I see things. I'm more interested in getting people to right the wrongs in their lives to better themselves. I know I'm a shitty person and a shitty Christian, but what's important is trying to make things better and help people to see they need to do so too.
Jesus wept...
Needs more muscle! They did a great job hiding all the gains though.
Aaand of course he would put his wife as the main character, what a pussywhiped faggot.
Shame she had a nice rack
She was hot as fuck in 1000 Corpses though.
The fuck? what is this?
Christian Americans are the only guys pushing for this view and they account for less than 5 percent of all christians, most of them are not even part of a main branch of Christianity. Inform yourself
Yeah, I know. Actually if you stare at that image long enough you can start to hear Bad Company too.
I don't know why that face is so terrifying. Blood teeth demons don't scare me, but a pale face with a gaping mouth gazing off into nowhere is horrifying to me. I guess it's because it's more or less just a corpse.
How has Michael myers not been mentioned?
..I know it may not be it, but this reminds me of Blade Trinity?
that fucking phonebooth man...
I wish you would spend all of eternity dedicated to nothing but destroying every last one of your own kind, never bothering any other being ever again.
some do
some join them
Man, I'd be down, but if humanity doesn't get fast-tracked for full Warhammer 40k then I can't see us surviving more than a couple of movies.
>Inform yourself
It's impossible to be informed of every nonsense religion on the planet and unclear what the benefit might be but what exactly is Jesus Christ saving his followers from if not hell?
someone post the fedora trenchcoat guy prepping up his katana and then the last shot is him walking out of his house
>03
It is an evil fucking room
A lot of horror characters and creatures could be easily dealt with if you had some basic knoledge and prep
>the blob
There is a slow moving blob of digestive acid, dont touch it, kill it with molotovs
>leatherface
There's a tard with a chainsaw, cap him wih a pistol
>Jason
Grab a rifle thats at least 5.56 and keep blowing his legs off while waking backwards, he can't regenrate or teleport if you can see him
>Freddy
Would stand no chance aginisnt anybody working in pairs, fall asleep, grab him, wake up with freddy in the sights of a firing squad
Meyers
>same as jason
Pinhead/cenobites
Don't be a degenerate, dont open the box and he will leave you alone
Chunky
>defeated by enviromental awareness, if he cant get the drop on you, hes just a doll with a knife, take him out with a bb gun or .22
>kill it with molotovs
user...
The thing
>thoroughly clear the area room by room with flame throwers, keep the squad members in sight at all times
>(the truth)
>A lot of horror characters and creatures could be easily dealt with if you had some basic knoledge and prep
>dies in his first movie
Now that you think about it, unironically Boo could be a good horror movie monster
Another person pointed out earlier that if a single cell is enough to infect a person then everyone is essentially doomed because ordinary living things disperse thousands of cells into their environment every day as it is. At the least you would expect thing dust mites to begin devouring everyone after consuming some infected skin cells within two days or so.
The one that springs to life from your id and tentacle rapes you to death.
But they always come baaaaack.
Not really a horror movie but the "harvesting" scene in War of the Worlds terrified me when I saw it at 10 years old. Imagine being stuck in an alien spaceship with a bunch of other humans knowing your body is going to be used as fertilizer.
BRAINS!
Probably to get out of Antarctica
S-sauce?
From the Suspiria remake
>Infect a penguin
>Get eaten by a killer whale and assimilate it
>Swim to South America
>Proceed as normal
How is it degenerate to solve a box puzzle and can you blame the characters for not anticipating a bunch of cenobytes would pop out of it?
You could find that already on /d/
Animals don't sin.
Deadites would be a serious pain in the ass , not so much deadly or garenreed death, but are extremely persistant , refuse to die, while making fun of you the whole time
THIS
Underrated
Bone Tomahawk.
Humans aren't animals for sinning?
Plus they don't seem to follow any specific set of monster 'rules'. They can just sort of arbitrarily appear, move into a host, hop hosts, and its not exactly clear how to kill them. Some seem to die from headshots, while others continue to move and wiggle even when cut to pieces.
I'll tell you if you can provide something similar in return.
Source of the pic?
>They state that a single cell of thing is enough to totally take over a man.
No, they fear it. No true evidence.
Source?
The Untamed
T-thanks
The box usually falls into the hands of degenerates beacause they are the ones to most often seek it out due to rumors of maximum pleasure inside, e.g.:frank
If you just solve the puzzlebox and pinhead and friends appear, they would just look at you then fuck off, you have to want them to take you or have a reson to summon them
They didn't seem to dislike the idea of taking Kirsty in his place and make her their fucktoy though.