Stand up comedy against getting married and divorce raped
>Gets married
Stand up comedy against racism against white people
>Race-mix marriage + baby
Stand up comedy against domineering liberal women
>Marries the most feminist black woman possible
Why was he so fake?
Him and norm became unfunny right as they were becoming relevant again
I like Bill.
and his daughter looks like an ape
He didn't understand that he was popular because all his opinions were right.
He thought he was popular because he was wrong; that being wrong was funny to people. He thought all his opinions were bad things that stemmed from anger issues that he needed to overcome.
So he put in the effort to do the opposite of what his instincts told him to do.
>EVERBODY THE LOVELY NIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Aaaaaand that's how you kill a shitty podcast.
It was bad enough with 50mins of talking about american hand-egg, underwear and chocolate strawberry plugs, and unending fake laughing at your own jokes---but we just had to listen to how Madam Currie was the greatest inventor of all time.
People grow up a change OP.
Maybe one day you also will, if you leave the basement
Norm was great on the Mike Tyson Mystery Show desu
Maybe one day your vagina won't resemble the dumpster behind an Arby's
that's a sweet picture, actually.
Yes it’s a very nice picture of Bill at the zoo kissing a chimpanzee
don't be mean, he genuinely likes the woman so you don't have to lol
For me it’s Owen Benjamin as my go to podcast/time killing comedian
Joey Diaz is also great. Everyone else can suck a dick. Realised Theo Von is fake as fuck too and has non stop shittu guests on his show.
Norm has always been funny.
based
perfectly put, actually
>Realised Theo Von is fake as fuck too
Can i get a quick rundown? Von was an upcoming comedy darling last year but suddendly a couple of months ago i started seeing people echoing this exact sentiment.
>Not going back and listening to all the Patrice Oneal guest starring Opie and Anthony
Bro.
Id love to beat him.
Not that guy but i used to that all the time. I would often forget that he was even dead and find myself going full retard trying to check out his opinion if something big was on the news while i was in the middle of me rerun.
;_;
You wouldn't be able to, he works out daily and even does chin ups. You won't stand a chance.
weird it's almost like peoples' opinions evolve.
das not it mae.
Owen Benjamin fags are just mad Theo makes jokes and lives in Hollywood even though he doesn't like it that much, and didn't call Whitney Cummings a 'melted candle faced bitch' to her face
God how I wish he was still alive...
Fucker couldn't control his eating.
From what I remember some whore called out Owen for being a white supremacist or something and Theo just agreed.
he's self-loathing and creates his material from the times his internal monologue grilled him
He's a bald manlet. Id knock the shit out of him.
>didn't know he was a manlet
>check
>I'm 4" taller than him
what the fuck
Do you know where your daughter is, Bill?
I'm 2 centimeters taller lol
>5'10
>Manlet
No.
LOVELY NIA everybody!
brutal
Just showed a real lack of character when it came to speaking up for Owen Benjamin. But really I realised that all these comedians are obsessed with self help and being authentic, but they’re all desperate broken people hiding shit.
Look at Bert Kreshier. Degenerate alcoholic in denial. And that other fucking low life Tom Segura. They shitalk and belittle anyone who doesn’t fit their LA “comedian” social circle. Add Bobby Lee to that list too. Bug-eyed sex pest degenerate. Bill Burr got his financially and is effectively in retirement now that he has a kid. That’s fine I’ll watch his older good specials.
Patrice O Neal was the realist nigger there’s ever been. Shame its either his few specials, podcasts, or having to endure Opie and Anthony to listen to him.
Also let’s not forget how Louis CK is a cuck Hillary shilling degenarate. That Patton Oswalt maybe killed his wife and is virtue signalling like the little troll he is.
Joe Rogen is bought and paid for mainstream media now so fuck any real challenging opinions on there now.
We’re in the dark ages of comedy again, but that’s to be expected since the world is on the verge of becoming a full on dystopia.
>showed a real lack of character when it came to speaking up for Owen Benjamin
Didn't Owen start talking shit about Theo alongside alienating the whole scene? what did you want from him.
Legitimately the only reason the Irish haven't totally racemixed themselves out of existence yet is because they have had the Catholic Church imposing a legally enforced compulsory breeding program on while existing in near total genetic isolation for the last 800 years. If not for that they would be just another tribal ethnicity of Ancient Europe like the sabines or the gauls. No other European nationality racemixes as readily or prodigiously as the Irish do. The drive to get Blanda'd up must be literally hardcoded into their DNA.
At least we'll always have clown pepe, he will never let us down, honk honk brother.
It's a bit unfair to expect everyone to want to sabotage their own career and livelihood like Owen.
So you're saying I should move to Ireland and cash in a free redhead Celtic harem?
Patrice was a literal willing cuckold who advocated to listeners to let other men fuck their wives/girlfriends as some sort of ego death experience.
A woman wouldn't touch your dick if you came the cure for cancer
Reminder that Nia told bill she touched a strippers dick when she went out with her girlfriends and he kept the relationship going
lol wonder if schizophrenia is actually contagious or stumbling into Owen Benjamin is just another symptom of it, at this point it can't just be a coincidence.
This is very unsettling.
>lazily writing off Patton like that
nah, fuck you. Patton's still hilarious
Dude I have irish grandparents and I do love brown girls
If you're under 6ft you're a fucking manlet.
but that's what it takes
USA!
In modern long term Western relationships, in what way does the woman compromise her lifestyle? It's always the guy coming to her side of things just for the illusion of stability and the chance at pussy.
Have you ever seen Rebel Without A Cause? The main character's pathos which drives the conflict of the entire movie is a direct reaction to his realization of that fact. It was made in 1955.
>drama around comedians
I can't think of things much more pathetic than that
Yeah watched it a long time ago. I remember James Dean's character getting pissed at his dad for wearing an apron and bringing food to his mom on a tray. I'll have to watch it again to refresh my memory about what exactly his deal was.
youtube.com
The whole idea is epitomized by this scene.
>whispering
h-hey guys bill burr here with the monday morning podcast uuuhhhh...Y-you might
>stops talking, sounds of him looking around can be heard
you might be wondering uuhh..why im whispering heheh...uuuhhh
>sounds increasingly nervous
heh i-its because the baby is sleeping...uuuhh..and
>suddenly a hellish shriek can be heard in the background
NNNIIIIIIIGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh sweet jeesus nononono I was so careful no god please
>furious fast steps can be heard coming up the stairs
NIGGUH YOU BEST NOT BE DOIN YO GAY LIL PODCASS IN DA ATTIC AGAIN
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck the lovely nia oh god I need to hide
>bill can be heard going through stuff frantically trying to hide
>door busts down
>nia can be heard furiously breathing
WHERE ARE YOU LIL NIGGUH
>starts shuffling through stuff throwing shit around laughing and sniffing
I CAN SMELL YO PASTY LIL WHYT ASS YOU KNOW SMELLZ LIKE WET DOG
>throws some boxes to the side
THERE'S MUH LIL TERRIFIED PIECE O' ASS
NO NIA PLEASE NIANIA D-D-DONT PL-
>podcast goes offline
Last Owen Benjamin video I saw he was pissing on dollar bills to offend the God of the Jews, fiat money. Probably not going to be picking up any ADL awards anytime soon.
>Owen Benjamin
>Joey Diaz
You got a thing for fibbers.
.
He also was never a working class blue caller fella, his dad was a rich dentist.
GRIP THE STEEL HONKY
ICE THAT LIL' DOG NIGGA
>darker than his mother
OHONONONONONONO
That dumpster fire of a podcast was the funniest thing to watch. While everyone put up with Ethan's faux intelligent interviewing style, Bill shit on him
Interesting. Probably time for a rewatch.
Bill used to have a bit shaming parents who let their child get overweight.
Look at the rolls on this kid.
FUCKING LOOK AT EM
>Zip......
Thank Nia for that. Bottle fed babies are fatsos
Classic cuckmedian
No u
>Extreme obesity
>Flat feet
Yikes. That kid is going to be 600 lbs before its 17th birthday.
Nia doesn't breast feed? Kid is going to be low IQ too I guess.
Holy fucking hit Bill, i thought she was at least going to be somehwat light skinned what the fuck is this.
That's definitely a lot lighter than niya.
You do realize that child is already a complete nigger, right?
Owen is quarter-kike, the schizophrenia is real.
It's just a transitional phase, she will soon enough into form into something more like this and be one of those cute black/ginger hybrids.
I like him on The Orville too, but they're seriously underusing him.
That's incorrect, you weren't actually listening. He wanted guys to acquaint themselves with the idea of other guys fucking their girls so if it actually happened they could detach emotionally and not end up broken by it.
His whole thing was that a woman's power is rooted in the guy's fear of what they might do, and if you can take that away from them then they had nothing. In his words if he walked in on his girl and some dude he could just "open the store again"
knowing she legit cuck him and knowing she controls his life,
the pic is sad, depressing
the way she holds him
caresses him, looks into his eyes...
thats not acting... shes not that good
watch the webm with this sound:
Gavin McInnes openly shits on how ugly his wife is
>Gavin McInnes
i wouldnt mind ugly face if she was nice, and humble and gentle.
shes ugly in and out
He's an angry comic, he lives in hell in order to help his comedy.
I mean jesus christ, his kid isn't even his.
Based Ethan
KEK, what would you even do if your wife made a movie like that?
Wait what? My first assumption was that this was some user posting a webm from /gif/ that was some straight up BLACKED porn.
But Nia actually made this and Bill was okay with it?
I don't even understand how someone could find black women attractive, even black men don't like them
I worked a job where there was a smart (for a normie) christian black girl with a god-tier thighs and butt, and that kind of Lupita Nyongo black-but-sort-of-white-features look to her. Honestly she had her shit together, was intelligent enough to have a degree in medical biology (or something), and I would definitely fuck her under the right circumstances.
>Orville
Norms pretty notoriously difficult to get sober, I think they're using as much of him as they can get.
>The only purpose of Comedy is too question shit just for the sake of it
No it's not dumbass
Except I didn't say that at all. I'm talking about moral integrity. I understand that might seem flimsy or a dirty word, or something to be scoffed at. Comedy only works if the person making the joke can appreciate both sides of the argument. Comedians in LA are in an echo chamber of self-congratulatory masturbation.
When Bill Burr apologises for being white that's a kick in the teeth to his white fans.
When Theo Von acts like the country bumpkin made good, then directly doesn't defend Owen Benjamin, that directly defies the image he's trying to paint for himself.
I wouldn't give a shit if they didn't pretend to care about comedy, yet sell out on freedom of speech and looking after their fellow comedians who dare to speak their mind about political issues. And no I don't think comedy should just be political, but you can't create satire or comedy without offending people, and politics is about people making dumb choices, so of course that's fair game for comedians. As Owen Benjamin says if you're not open to both sides of the argument then you're a lobbyist, not a comedian.
bill is part of this club of post modern men who have "LE EVERYTHING" a man could want (money, fame, success) but the things that he had to do, to get there, turned him into a sad piece of shit - and he knows that.
its not a good place to be.
and theres lots a people like that all over, from the bugmen guys with frozen lasagna at the line of the supermarket to a dude like conan o'brien doing the pathetic "haiti is awesome".
the worst betrayal you can do is with yourself.
Also as if its any fucking surprise these LA comedians have banded together and formed their own company. This is fine but it is a signature move of having to watch what they say in order to play ball with advertisers. And again that's fine if they want to run a business, but you can't have your cake and eat it too.
Look at Seth Rogen's career. He had some good movie roles and even wrote some good stuff too starting out. Then when he got famous enough he started his own company, had money become his driving point instead of acting or comedy, and the last decade of his work has been nothing but shit.
As a comedy fan naturally I'm dissapointed. But it's fine because it's just a natural cycle of those that are, then were good, being replaced eventually by a new rung of comedians. Some sell out. Others don't. It's not that I can't understand that.
did anyone watch SUPER NANNY or something?
these shows about terrible kids on a fucked up house inside this broken marriage were the guy come home and wanna kill himself because every aspect of his family life is miserable and he has no place to go?
watching this makes you look at your life and feel relief.
i feel the same when i remember bill with threads like that.
and bill could not even have the decency to get some good look younger broad, some nice thophy wife, some fan that would worship him.
> he gets a fucking... ugly... annoying... nigger.
> and them he uses HIS MONEY to produce a movie were he is being literally cucked.
> and them he decide to create a life long bound by having a LE CREATURA NEGRA Y ROJA
its like the dude hates himself so much that the thinks that suicide isnt good enough.
the baby was born around 9 months after..........
Bro.
big tits
big hips
big lips
sexual in nature
RETARD
And this folks is your brain on LA comedians.
black women are the most insecure creatures in the face of the earth. they know that not even a black man want them and theyre not into white guys.
and white guys who have fantasies with black women are soon to be buying a waifu pillow and giving up on women, because black women are the bottom of the barrel and no guy with confidence or a shred of hope of getting better would desire a black woman.
knew a guy who was married to a sassy one of those and he was miserable, its like every annoying aspect of a woman elevated to infinity. everythings a drama, always.
bUMP I'm enjoying this thread
