How many levels of stupid is this?

I hate the fucking movies but Its pretty obvious,
They are accepting their deaths and becoming one with the force in that moment.

I'm not even gonna kid you here, so listen.
Remember QuiGonJin? Obi Wan's master. Well, he somehow learned a thing in the afterlife and communicated with Yoda about it, so Yoda went into a search for the source of all life in the galaxy and found the secret to immortality through the Force. He taught Obi Wan how to "become one with the force" between Episode 3 and Episode 4. And then appeared to Luke to teach him the same technic.

It was pretty cool in Escape from LA tho.

It plays like a fucking six year old wrote it, except if a six year old wrote it there'd actually be a fight

Why didn't Qui-Gon's body disappear then?

>Nah, Luke vs. Kylo was fine
imagine thinking this

He learned about it in the afterlife. To be honest they don't go into too much detail about that.
The rest is explained in some Clone Wars episodes. And at the end of Episode III, Yoda tells Obi Wan something about his old master (implying he communicated with Qui Gon)

He learned about it in the afterlife. To be honest they don't go into too much detail about that.
The rest is explained in some Clone Wars episodes. And at the end of Episode III, Yoda tells Obi Wan something about his old master (implying he communicated with Qui Gon)
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But it was. Luke denied Kylo the fight he wanted, and it was the ultimate spit in his face. "Bitch, you aren't even worth crossing blades with."

Honestly fuck Rian

>"Bitch, you aren't even worth crossing blades with."
yeah, that's really in keeping with Luke's character

It is with a mature Luke that doesn't run like an imbecile towards Vader to get his ass handed back to him after everybody told him not to.

Did he say "KID" or "KIDDO"? Sorru for being autistic but it means a lot to me.

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>Luke denied Kylo the fight he wanted
Did he? They still had a fight, sort of, it just looked stupid. Would it not have made more sense for Luke to try and talk Kylo around instead?

It's amazing how dependent the new trilogy is on shoddy coincidences. The first two trilogies were extremely structured and all the events were carefully rooted in place or made to happen (mainly by Sheev) but the sequels is just accident after accident. Poe didn't stick around on Jakku to find his droid? That's okay, because Finn accidentally found Rey, who accidentally found BB8, then they accidentally ran into Han Solo. Didn't talk to the master hacker in casino-world? That's okay, because another one just happened to be in jail at the same time, and they were put in the same cell. Finn didn't get to destroy the cannon that would have destroyed the door? That's okay, because if Finn succeeded and the door was still there, Luke would have shown up and there wouldn't be anything for him to do.
I don't know why I bother analyzing such a mess, but it's fascinating to find out just how stupid absolutely everyone involved in making this has to be.

Seriously, why the fuck didn’t he just go in person if he was going to die? Has anyone come up with an answer to this Force projection bullshit?

only reason i can think of is them killing him in editing

Considering that's what he did with Vader, maybe. But Luke was using a suicide Force technique, so maybe he just wanted to scold Kylo one last time.

It's a stupid katana forged and folded with a hundred layers of retard alloy.

Qui gon gin n tonic really shouldnt have died at all. He had a drunken master quality about him and he really shouldve been more prominent. Why did obi wan have to train vader? Vader shouldve been trained by yoda. Wouldve been a nice pottery there and can show why yoda would go beat it in a swamp, to find his inner peace or some shit. Qui gon shouldve been the one who figures everything out and is at idds with the council on how to train anakin, he would like almost neglect obi wan n sheeeit. There would be a rivalry with anakin but then anakin saves obi wans ass and they become besties. Oh were talkin about nu wars? Burn the past mufugga. The sacred texts. Honestly, the whills storyline, some crazy lucas willowesque bullshit sounds about as interesting as a wormhole appearing near the moon compared to another fuckin casino scene and anudda def star and anudda vader and anudda emperor. Fuck all this noise. Who is Rey? Yo momma.

Did you miss the part where he still died?

>joke’s on you kid i was only pretending to be retarded

all of them

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>died
You mean became one with the Force?
I'm not saying all of Luke's subplot in this movie makes sense (because it's mostly shit). But I have pretty much no complaints about his fight.

>posts Luke Skywalker
>post number ends with 1977

Explain your wizardry.

Anyone else find it weird how Luke is projecting his "force signal" at what must be faster-than-light speed, across solar systems, since the projection is interacting with Kylo in real time?

Like I guess there's sort of a precedent for it, where Obi-wan feels the deaths on far away Alderaan the instant they happen, but there's still something absurd about what Luke is doing there

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>How many levels of stupid is this?

As many levels of stupid as this.

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>Perhaps the Force works like gravity waves, pretty much immediatly, or like quantum entanglement, at the exact same time

What the fuck is the difference?

Love the pottery with this scene from TDKR

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Even the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Nothing weird about what Luke did.

Luke got what he wanted. Passed the torch to Rey (for the lack of a better successor) and yeeted off this mortal coil.

>luminous beings are we, not this, crude matter

As if Anakin ever stopped making fun of the people he hated. He killed Captain Needa and stepped over the corpse with an "apology accepted". Not even Master Yoda has a sarcasm count that high.

The way gravitational waves are currently understood, they propagate at the same speed as light. Not instantly.

Well if we are luminous beings, speed of light is still limited.

>He learned about it in the afterlife
Not true. He trained while alive but his training was incomplete when he died so he was only able to communicate vocally through the force.

that seems like something Vader would actually do, problem is the line isn't actually that good so it just makes him look like a dork.

>that seems like something Vader would actually do
Yes

>problem is the line isn't actually that good so it just makes him look like a dork
Yes, that's the problem with that scene, and it cheapens the character of Darth Vader. Yes, Vader would absolutely choke out an insubordinate. No, Vader would never use a throw away line — a throw away pun, no less. Just completely cheesy.

Understand now, ?

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>sarcasm

It wasn't sarcasm. It was a pun. Vader would never try to be punny.

>have some darth cheese

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IM FUCKING DED. THIS OMFG THIS

Why did the jedi council need holograms if they could force project?

oh god the femnazis are coming
everyone prepare for the silicone "manbaby's and "if you dont like it just leave"s

that's like asking why would you use a megaphone when you could just scream

It'd be a more secure way of talking with Jedi council members than using holograms that the enemy can hack into.

all of them

>spitting in the face of the nephew you tried to murder while he was sleeping

How is this good or cool? It just makes Luke like even more of an asshole.

All six gorillion

Hey faggot, dont defend that peice of shit movie, everyone knows the new starwars sucks and should be noncanon. idiots had FULL WRITEN NOVELS TO TAKE AFTER AND GO OFF ON THEIR OWN TANGENT

>didn't help his nephew at all
>passed the torch to Rey to clean up his mess

Great send off.

Actually, Qui-Gonn taught Obi-Wan while he was on Tatooine. Yoda only taught him to communicate with Qui-Gonn.

>it cheapens the character of Darth Vader
Not a fan of the prequels?

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this one escaped abortion. you got two braincells left to rub together or nah?

would have been fine if he didn't die, whats the point of using a technique like that if it cost your life.
Could have ended the scene with him weak on his cliff than seeing the twin suns and standing tall and like the hero he was in the ot.
But nah, rian had to kill him.
fucking shit

Fan of the prequels... ROFL ...... Ahem... JAR JAR BINKS.

>missing the point this hard

This. If they were going to kill him just have him actually show up and die.

This. Why did he even bother trying to pretend he was really there? The real Luke would have tried to reach out to Kylo and not given up on him instead of taunting him with Reddit memes

The only way I feel okay about TLJ is I have to convince myself that Luke would have eventually came to his senses on his own. Rey was only the catalyst. But 6 years of not trying to stop Kylo is still a bit too much. They fucked it up.

To be fair you need a very big brain to appreciate and understand The Last Jedi.

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Anakin was a dork, so it fits

>haha I wasn't even here
>immediately dies of heart disease
eh

It was the best part of TLJ. Well except when Luke revealed to be a hologram and he died later anyway.
I like that Luke sacrifaced himself in Obiwan-style, but it's still a rip-off of original trilogy and force projection make this scene overcomplicated.

And Jedi could die because of force holograms.

I haven't read the novelization of Episode 3 since before the movie came out, but I could have sworn that it actually has Yoda's encounter with Qui Gon).

Luke wasn't the one who murdered his own father and blew up a bunch of planets. Don't act like Kylo didn't deserve to be disciplined.