Your movie/tv show ideas

>A cellphone that can call the past or the future
>some dude tries to sell his soul but backs out when he successfully summons a demon. Demon gets pissed and just starts fucking with him through everyday life until he decides to sell his soul.
>a terrorist kills a bus full of people and his punishment in hell is to die all the deaths the passengers were supposed to die.

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>white people finally get a homeland and forcibly keep out all non-whites
>the society eventually lets in some non-whites, gives women some power, and allows non-white customs to flourish
>white birthrates eventually decrease below replacement levels and something called a mortgage rules the land

aiming for a sci-fi alternate reality feel.

Cats are fucking shit

A 30ish year old rich asshole dude pays to be cryogenically frozen in a scheme to become ultra rich in the future (market/futures/CD maturation playing). He is frozen for 60 years when an error in the storage he is in causes them to unfreeze him. His hippocampus is damaged in the process, so he no longer feels emotions nor interests. He has sporadic memory loss and gain, and he ages slower (not much, but expected to live roughly 200 years longer, the hippocampus is linked to age related illnesses. It's a stretch, but could happen).

He sees elderly brothers, must decide how to handle his wealth now that he no longer feels any need for it, face his past as an arrogant, hated public figure, and generally live in a world he doesn't belong in. Plenty of room for interesting episodes.

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Up your's

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>Adam sandler finds a cellphone that can call his past self (finn wolfhard) or his future self (mike from breaking bad)
>Adam sandler tries to sell his soul but backs off since its real.It ends up being like that scene in treehouse of horror for two hours
>Adam sandler robs a bus and is killed by police later. he later is tortured in hell by its passengers (all played by himself)

>guy posts in a tell me your movie idea thread on Yea Forums
>two years later he sees the movie exactly as he described in his local theater
>Movie makes 250 million domestic
>guy tracks down the man who wrote and directed the movie and kills him and his entire family

A series about the American contractors hired by the Soviet Union back during the first five year plan to help plot out irrigation and crop standards to help the collectivization of agricultural efforts in Central Asia.

The major drama would come from the soviet workforce being slightly distrustful of the Americans, but the Americans put up and depend on them because, aside from being paid by them, they're more civilized than the tribal islamic turkic steppe folk that the Soviets fucked up and assimilated by denying their autonomy any further. You can see some slightly western aesthetic due to the climate, some pre-ww2 history, cultural clashes between western and islamic ideas and pressure, and ideological clashes between radical commies and basic bitch capitalists.

>Islamic turks beat women to death for giving up their burka because they want to turn over to atheistic communism.
>There's almost 0 infrastructure aside from the trans-Siberian railroad far north and auxiliary lines, so they have to rely on horses.
>Stalin's busy rooting out conspiracies against the state and himself even before the bigger Trotskyist plot

Lots of fun nerd stuff. You can call it Uzbek.

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>The Old testament story of Noah and his arc but retold in the modern day and everyone thinks he's he's until the local damn collapses.

a boy falls in love with a girl

Hit me with some sauce on the history of this shit m8, sounds p interesting.

Just grab the cat with your hands retard. She has gloves on an everything. What the fuck is wrong with women?

Pretty legit to be honest. I read it as a movie. Being frozen that long would fuck something up. For some reason i immediately pictured robert downey jr.

ok ya know how in theoretically we evolved from one celled organisms? Well..
>one man evolves from a one celled organism evolving to fish to a land walked to maybe some kind of small primitive dinosaur. To a primate to what we are today. Which would make him as old as.. Well, pretty god damned old right?

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It'd take place during the period when they were specifically cutting away with autonomous republic and fully incorporating them into the Soviet Union. The writings of the religious violence, American contractors being hired to handle irrigation and farming planning, and general tribal vs marxist culture come from a book called "Stalin", written by Nikolaus Basseches. It's a biography about Stalin. Nikolaus was alive during all of this, and met people he write about in the biography. He covers this in the chapter "Skirting the Abyss." Which goes over the several near uprisings and conspiracies that occur before Stalin consolidates 100% of the politburo's power under him.

Good lord. Evan Almighty?

I-I-I-I like it!

cast Idris Elba and i'm sold

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Whats the sequel?

> Ice Cube and Kevin Hart are two up and coming artists and get a killer deal on a house.
> To their surprise it ends up being Whitney Houston's and Bobby Browns old mansion who are now ghosts and haunting the mansion.
> The two end up recruiting the help of an eccentric paranormal investigator played by Cedric the Entertainer and a psychic Queen Latifah.
> Hilarity ensues as the team tries everything to get the ghosts out.

I call it Black Ghostbusters.

Damn that cat is like Ryu Hayabusa or some shit

I think it'd be a neat series. It would be best done by combining a mix of Russian and American media teams for a genuine production. I don't know what American actors would fit well, but I'd like to see Ivan Oganesyan get more work, and Berik Aitzhanov is famous in the area.

> Disaster film.
> Yellowstone volcano happens.
> Freak weather spawns a hurricane which makes landfall right over the volcano, sucking in the magma causing chaos.

Hurricano

I think the 2nd n 3rd could be really good shows

>same dude finally gets to make his own movie
>gets killed by some redditor who thinks he thought of it first

What?

actually sounds very good.

your a shit you fucking bitch

A group of teens gain the ability to shapeshift into all sorts of animals, a power they must use to defeat a secret invasion of alien bodysnatchers taking over the Earth.

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Damn. Nice but that was a book turned Nickelodeon tv show. Fuck, somebody help me. Whats the name?

Animorphs, bro.

a penis pees onto drumpf

>Nog-Out:
>David Dukeson (Brendan Fraser) is the best adult child-boxer in the world and uses his large fortune to set up a boxing ring for disadvantaged African-American children in New York City. Instead of teaching the art of boxing in a traditional manner, he decides that the only way to get the black-only child boxing league in shape before the big tournament is to hold no-holds-barred sparring matches between him and each pupil. After mercilessly beating every child to enter the ring he runs out of African-American children and resorts to hiring a ragtag group of white, teenage street urchins to take their place, covering them in tar to disguise their ethnicity. Emboldened by the advanced boxing techniques taught to them by their guru, the street urchins win the tournament and David decides to make the all-black child boxing league into an all-white child boxing league.

It's a movie about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. We can call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus.

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Yup. Ok fund it. But it only works as a dark comedy where the movie gets worse every time its remade.

Does the cat get hurt?

I cant handle animal cruelty

I think thats already a movie called even Almighty

Toss in a few sharks a you have a deal

Fund it.

A reality show of sending actors to a high school to learn and practice math.

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Also a good name for a Mexican superhero who can turn into a hurricane

How'd you get a picture of my cat

I have a fantasy. I want to hire actors and pay them to learn and practice math. hours of lessons a day everyday for six months. Just like the training camp they hold for musical and military movies.

Why not? How come the actors can be trained to dance or to shoot without stunt double, but not to really understand math?

>Adam Sandler becomes an ineffectual New York superhero in an unprecedented crossover with the Paul Blart universe. The two team-up to fight whichever senile, past-it, once-respected actor will take the cheque (probably De Niro).

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The first manned mission to an alien world. Think "The Expedition" with a touch of Alien. It would have all the wonder of Avatar but with a definite horror undertone

First one is Steins gate.

There ya go.

Girl proceeds to reprogram boy for sick twisted purposes.

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>boy gains the ability to transform into a fly
>watches his parents have sex
>the end

fuck you son of bitch

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Based kitty. Dogs are retarded wolves.

Have you ever tried to grab a feral cat with gloves retard

Trust me dude I am good with cats, I catch them all the time.

+ she still got shredded using the stupid lawn chair trapping arrangment she tried to use

>Show centered around a right-wing terror cell vs intelligence agency trying to stop them.

I'd set up the first episode as highlighting the terrorists (misguided) motivations and intelligence agency catching on by random chance. Storyline would slowly devolve in terrorists reasons becoming more sane and intelligence agencies breaking more and more rules trying to stop them. I'd also blow the budget on some HEAT style shootout between terrorists and security forces. I'd try my hardest to keep people from fucking it up like they did with homeland (i.e. people fucking die and after that its just an epilogue which strongly implies things are even more fucked up and that multiple terror cells are now on the loose).

End of second season they find out its leftist terrorist framing the right to further their agenda. Several key bad guys are working within the company. Third season is the organization covering up the espionage while trying to stop the terrorist.

Underrated post.

>why?

I'd keep obvious subversion or framing attempts completely out of the picture, but make Islamic/leftist groups a key motivator for the terrorists as well as something in the background that gets spoken of in passing when showcasing the work of the intelligence agencies/security forces; throw in a casual highlight how regular society is completely oblivious to the coming disaster and throw in some nuggets about conspiracy theorists actually catching on to the fact that agencies/security forces are worried. Follow up seasons would probably focus on how societal tensions have increased after the major showdown in season one and also depict formerly mentioned Islamic/leftists groups and how these groups basically turn into criminal organizations vying for power as the entire state becomes undone as the country is tearing itself apart.

I'd try to stay away from obvious cover-ups (x organization masquerading as y) and instead highlight just how ruthless and intelligence/security forces were in trying to stop the unfolding plot; subsequently showing the slow decline of the morals of society at large holds about what is happening.

Good reference for your devising of the the internal social dynamic at work in right-wing cell prior to intelligence agency notice/pursuit might be the movie Night Moves. It follows a small 3-person group of eco-terrorists as they plan, organize, and execute the bombing of an electrical dam. It then moves on to focusing primarily on one of the characters as he struggles to cope with the difficulties of evading suspicion by his acquaintances or the authorities in the aftermath of the attack.