What's the most embarrassing moment on tv this year?

In his next fight, His long hair in his eyes that he kept having to move was even more terrible than this

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That was CM punk's first fight, already a couple years old.

his latest one from last summer was far more embarrassing. instead of getting tapped in under a minute, he had three whole rounds to show how in over his head he was. it looked like he had absolutely no idea what he was doing, and he got beat up pretty badly.

to add insult to injury, his opponent was more of a journalist than a full-time fighter.

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>LOOK IN MY EYES
>WHAT DO YOU SEE
>I'M 0 - 2 IN UFC

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>Pepsi
What a loser

I remember there being a big deal about his opponent obviously going easy on him.

Fuckin kek

He was literally tickling Philetty during the fight

Holy shit what is he even doing

for me is that one day I got interviewed on the street by a news reporter asking random people their opinion on whether uber should be legalized in my country or not and I got really nervous and started shaking uncontrollably as my voice cracked and I started sounding and acting like a total fag, also I started rambling about crime statistics for no reason. I wasn't featured on the new
I'm not kidding that happened to me this year

>A fucking pepsi tattoo
Is this guy American?

Worse, he's from Ch*cago

why would his trainer allow him to have his hair covering his fucking eyes during the fight?

Shelby's usually spot on but this was a -200IQ moment for him.

The guy moves like a half drunk suburban college kid getting in some bar fight. He's ducking and covering from hits half the time and almost literally flailing like a cat batting at a toy.

Why do they let him fight? The fights suck and he's putting himself in serious harms way.

He was sweeping his hair out of his eyes for all three fucking rounds. someone in his corner needed to call out to the crowd for a fucking hair tie

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I don't know how any trainer in their right mind decided it was a good idea to take him on. anybody who's had any success in the UFC has been training some form of fighting since they were a kid. even bork was a freak wrestler in college. punk iirc had no actual martial arts background whatsoever, and he only retired from pro wrasslin when he was what? 35? ridiculous

did he shit his britches after this beating?

So the WWE went through a weird phase where Mcmahon had all the wrestlers fight in a real tourney and since none of them were even trained fighters C.M Punk dominated them and won the thing. Then, he went onto fight Butterbean and got the shit kicked out of him. Then, five years later he decided Butterbean was just a fluke and started training in MMA and the rest is history.

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Oh damn my mistake it was bart gunn butterbean rocked

>2017
>2019

kek

I'll never get vinces obsession with making the wwf like the ufc. It was bigger than ufc anyways, so its not like they were rivals. And only the most autistic, retarded fans tune into wwf for the 'sports entertainment' aspect. I want to see some hillbilly in tights shove his manager in a box and bury him in cement

Is there anywhere that has info on how much audience/money has been lost by the wwe since 2005 when vince ushered in the pg era?

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I remember this, brawl for all or something

Vince has an obsession with real life tough guys, people who are shoot fighters. That's why he loves guys like Angle, Lesnar, and Shamrock.

>Is there anywhere that has info on how much audience/money has been lost by the wwe since 2005 when vince ushered in the pg era?
Raw ratings are at an all time low but profits are higher then they've ever been I think

Something pro wrestling related you Yea Forumsie

thawlts?

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It looks cool

kek he trained out of one of the most successful gyms in the UFC. he probably paid them a retarded amount of money desu

It's a Blade Runner reference

that first elbow was clever

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Good thing he retired, his chin is fucking gone if that weak jab put him out.

>reminder schuab is 100% anglo and not shitalian at all
>anglos
>white

No it isn't

>Raw ratings are at an all time low but profits are higher then they've ever been I think

What kind of jewish boomer sorcery is that?

...

cm punk seems like the perfect example of someone who worked themselves into a shoot and seemed like a real dick. Still though the amount of pipe he laid in the WWE locker room is apparently legendary

WWE Network it's like a Netflix for wrestling. WWE gets to keep all PPV profits without going through a middle man.

Should of stayed with Redbull

This would be sad if it wasn't so deserved. This guy built an entire career on his "CM Punk" persona of being a quick-witted punk kid talking to the authority he hated so much. And that shit leaked into his IRL persona, or maybe the other way around, and he gets into real fights. And as it turns out, YEARS of pretend fighting does you no favors.

Brock Lesnar is the only one at the top of my mind that was a goddamn beast in and out of the fake pretend fights. Can work a fake WWE match real well depending on who he's with, and can fight for real. Actual fighter, that one. But Phil is just embarrassing.

No way, at worst he's Welsh and Spanish, no way he's not pure English.

Hey leftypol

IIRC, the WWF created the whole Brawl for All to get Dr. Death Steve William over. The fights weren't pre-determined, so when Bart Gunn destroyed Williams, creative was floundering for a way to do something with the outcome.

You're supposed to call him a tranny dumbass

Ken Shamrock was the same like Brock. Real life bad ass who was shoot tough

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>"i like sports"
>soccer goalpoast right in front of him,
>kick the ball to the left

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The fact that the UFC put these sham freakshows on really hindersthe legitimacy of this "sport"

we are too few.
Yea Forums is a shadow of its former self and it brings me sadness. i know that sounds pathetic but its true.

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>I started rambling about crime statistics for no reason
holy shit
you are fantastic and you don't even know it

Imagine the interactions with his former employers at the wwe after this humiliating failure

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You'll also notice that Brock Lesnar is Brock Lesnar all the time. He has no nickname. Ide imagine he's the last guy you'd have wanted to cross in a bar fight in his bar star years

Phenomenal.

He should be thankful, he could have gotten killed if the guy took him seriously.

That little run up after he elbows him in the face makes me laugh so much.
You can tell he's thinking "I got him now", he's stumbling backwards after the elbow, and Brendan thinks he's dazed and won't be able to withstand his onslaught, but OH NO NO NO, he quickly realizes the guy is fine and he just walked into his own demise.

Their TV deals are paying them a shitload of cash. Guaranteed money increasing every year for 5+ years. Half empty arenas and a ratings number that keeps getting closer and closer to below 2.0 and they don’t give a single fuck.

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Wow, that's some low attendance. Is it like that regularly? I've never seen it that low at a taping before.

post the punk twirl

Anybody remember that time when a woman was allowed to play on a male football team?
They sent her flying

It was just very, very sad

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>He has no nickname
The Conqueror
The Beast Incarnate
Bork Lazer
Brock Solid
Broccoli
The Next Big Thing

Because they have the cameras on the empty side pointing towards the full side

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did he really need the money?

These aren't from this year but
>that time Vince wanted brock to turn heel so bad and so fast that he told him to fight a one legged lanklet so he beat the everliving shit out of him in front of his mom and younger brother
youtube.com/watch?v=qyBBeOfTPuM
>that time Vince called his favorite lapdog, John Cena, his nigga and then stared down booker t. right after
youtube.com/watch?v=Cfj7bIaXtyE

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It's from 2049

I mean, that elbow was a good shot. If anything the problem is that he waited too long to keep hitting, or even go for the legs.

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This is now a crossboard /heem/ thread.

Thawlts on Conor's 14-second KO of Khabib's wife?

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>pepsi representative promotes white supremacy on terrorist hacker dark net site
let's unpack this

unpack THIS bitch

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He trained CM Punk purposely wrong, as a joke.

Had a good laugh at the way Tito celebrated after he won.

Jack Swagger had a debut fight recently and dominated (against a weak opponent tbf).

He has an amateur wrestling background so he might make it in mma.

Saudi blood money

BASED

HUNNER

youtu.be/pXLx5OY21Bk

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This is sad for everyone. Sad for Chuck that he tarnished his retirement, sad for the world because Tito has nother fight on his record.

His wife is respectful and humble. I'd hate to hear the mouth on the type of women Conner gets with.

TV is dying so networks are paying out the ass for anything with an audience

Nah, Red Bull was so much more supportive towards Verstappen that Ricciardo's careee would've stalled badly if he had stayed. If Renault can get its shit together he has a chance to get on podium and maybe even win WC when new rules come into use.

In a real fight what can you do if somebody grabs you by the legs like that?

Sprawl

>sir, what are your opinions about the legalization of private transportation?
>DESPITE BEING ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION

Probably during

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI

whats he imagining hes grabbing for right at the end?

fuck off quentin

Ahahhaha

hes now barred from ufc

begone kebab

>Good thing he retired, his chin is fucking gone if that weak jab put him out.
Today you learned that ufc, like boxing, has problems with rigged fights because of gambling.

>Get BOGGED last race
>Chances of winning the 2021 ruleset
Ferrari and Merc are already doing concepts for the 2021 rules
Renault still hasn't caught up to 2017 Ferrari

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>'Good skill'
>Says 'Good skill' because he doesn't believe in luck
>Luck was the only chance he had at winning a fight
What did sPunk mean by this?

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JUST ONE PEPSI
BUT HE WOULDNT GIVE IT TO ME

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I heard women were main eventing Wrestlemania

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>SOMEBODY caught up to Ferrari
Kek

Punch and elbow them in the back of their head. Jump up and hug their butt with your legs. That's what springs to my mind, but sometimes I imagine myself doing things like a 1-arm handstand and then I try it and it's way harder than I imagined.

I miss these sort of effects.

Yes the Hunterhunds of Mercedes did.

I used to really like this faggot, then instead of walking into LITERALLY ANY FUCKING INDIE COMPANY IN THE WORLD with a fuckton of hype & blowing them the fuck up, MAYBE having a shot at giving Vince some extremely minor competition in 5-10 years, he had the shove his head all the rest of the way up his own ass to waste it all completely destroying any semblance of credibility in UFC.
Even if Vince took him back he'd never be anything again but an enormous joke.
What a loser. Fuck you Phil.

>Yea Forums invades Yea Forums
the consortium was me!

What exactly is happening in this clip?

youtube.com/watch?v=ovXeRFXYK3s

Oof.

>I started rambling about crime statistics for no reason

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Kury Angle is an oplympian gold medalist.

rude

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>I thought I'd seen it all from Conor, he rings me at half past one in the morning for some sex but I was tired but I still agreed. He comes over after two and is high as a kite on cocaine. My mother was even in the house. No chance of sleep and now it's 8 in the morning and he gets a call from Dee his pregnant wife that she's gone in labor. He hangs up the phone and I expect him to leave but no, he stays for another hour and keeps doing coke. Poor Dee giving birth to his child while he was high on coke.

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Correct. Rather than try to lift or move their center of gravity, flatten yourself over them like a blanket while stretching your legs behind you to make your weight much harder to handle. Do it right and theres a darce/anocanda hold or maybe even back control waiting.

>show up high on coke to your mistresses moms house, running away from your pregnant wife who gives birth that same day while you down another rail. Mistress knows your wife is giving birth but her and her mom still let you down lines for another hour in their kitchen

>but khabib is a bad guy because his wife wears a sheet and he respects his family

You need to realize that nobody took this moron seriously. Not even his trainers. Watch the document UFC made about him before his second fight, they treat him like a retarded kid.

dayum that wrist flex on the guy in grey

That was last year. This is Phil's new shame.

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>somebody saved my image

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He deleted it like a bitch

>He trained CM Punk purposely wrong, as a joke.
Any other examples of this irl?

How is this any different from any MMA webm? Is the guy getting pounded famous or something

This is not one of my employees. Pepsi does not endorse this. Hiro, are you reading this? We're out.

Not mma, but Arnold Schwarzenegger gave bad advise to people he didn't like or were his rivals when they ask him for bodybuilding advise.
> I have always loved a good prank, and this one was one of my favorites. The guy was a little wild. We mostly pranked the guys who showed up huffing and puffing and acting tough. So this guy was already saying he was going to win the competition. I told him that the new trend in posing was sound effects. The higher your arms are, the higher the pitch of the scream. As you get lower, you drop your voice. I told him not to worry about the reaction, this was the big thing in America and England and Germany would catch up. By maybe the fourth scream, he was dragged off stage and thrown out the back door.

Are you me?

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lol ive watched 2 of this idiots fights. shit is hilarious like watching ur idiot uncle who thinks he can UFC try to fight.

WHO /funky/ HERE?

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why does he have zero power behind his punches. jesus.

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Khabib is white but so ugly the muslims have adopted him

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>be sandnigger
>have IQ of 80
>be closer to animal than human
>drape rags over claimed female so other chimps back off
>HiS WifE iS rESPecTFuL

>claiming ownership on an anonymous website
cringe cringe cringe

that's because WWE fucked up all the men that could conceivably main event WM while one particular woman caught fire and Ronda Rousey having some star power

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That's largely because WWE works on the good 'ol boy system and new stars with potential are regularly run into the ground for the sake of placating the egos of the old guard.

What happened here? Did he break his neck?

This is a sport about two dudes punching each other. One is a loud mouth braggart who insults people's families and also lost the fight, so go eat a dick.

maybe some vertebrate damage there and also that's a good ol concussion right there

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Literally who "some guy from a tv show" answers the age old question of would you take ten years of your life for a million dollars.

I can smell the council housing from here, good Lord! You can take the gyppo out of the caravan but not the caravan out of the gypsie, Conor is gutter trash.

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For sure dont be a hater b

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is there a gayer sport than mma?

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Thawts?

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The reason for this is because he was accused of "le sexual harrassment" last time he posed with a ring girl. He's making a point.

Also in response to your question, no

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His opponent basically got fired from the UFC for turning the fight into a joke in front of a national audience.

Yes. CFL where its gay pride every week.

This isn't a monday night raw or main event thing. WWE holds smaller match nights on off evenings all the time. Some wrestlers only get like 1 or 2 nights off a week.

are anglo right and catholics are actually subhuman? wtf

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Soccer is objectively the faggiest sport, for the weakest men, in the history of mankind.

The fight so bad the winning fighter got himself blackballed from UFC and personally dissed by Dana White

Agreed. Their best player is like 5'0 and their other best player cries on the grass every game.

Ufc is a joke, the head clown in charge will do anything for money

MMA is the manliest sport and that poor asian nigga got a sexual harassment before or something.

>lol hiding his boner at the end

any pornstars that look like that ring girl?

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Man what a fuckin joke. You gotta be a complete retard to enjoy this shit

Too bad no one did this to Rousey so I could have at least fapped to it

And the other is a brainwashed scumbag who hurts animals and treats those poorer than himself with contempt.

That includes you dickhead, unless your a multi millionaire

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Poor guy cant see properly

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Bro this shit is absolutely retarded, how do you watch this

Even the worst MLS player would more masculine and in be in better shape than either of you NEETS lmao

I meant the tickling part. Still funny to see though

1. don't get caught
2. sprawl
3. regret not learning wrestling or bee jay jay when you're on your back

Spotted the faggot. Have fun shagging the astroturf

>He hangs up da fone and i think right he's leggin it but no the mad cunt stays for another hour and keeps hammerin da bag
LMFAOOOOO

Not exclusive to WWE he was slaying poon out on the indies and in the major fed, but the man whore settled with a female whore so all was balanced his now wife was banging a black but damn good wrestler for training back when she started out

Probably try and get an arm around his neck and pull up.
If that fails gouge his eyes. Maybe just go straight for the eyes actually.

>sport about two dudes punching each other
> loud mouth braggart who insults people's families and also lost the fight, so go eat a dick.

HAHAHA holy fk being this triggered by the Irish nigga, thinking Khabib a humble good guy. Go back to red dit faggot

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About 15 years back CM Punk got CM Bitched by Bret Hart's nephew in TMA

Europoors are so deluded they think diving to the ground and screaming like you've been shot is masculine. Genuine insanity.

Hugely based. Great meme potential, we should actually distribute white supremacist memes with corporate logos. Imagine the butthurt marketing execs

this is just corporate greed
they outsource all their shit to the very lowest bidder and we're all expected to watch this and accept their awards for masterful cgi
same reason we've stagnated the last couple decades in technological advancement

its definitely become difficult to enjoy especially in the age of social media where
>show ends
>random wrestler takes to twitter to vent their frustrations
>I was the most over thing 9 years ago and now I'm not even on the main show anymore :(
every wrestler wants a participation trophy and cant understand the concept of changing their gimmick so they go on twitter and cry to their hugbox who all say
>just go back to the indies dude sure they pay you in coupons to Denny's after you dropped 20ft to a flaming barbed wire table onto a bed of tacks but you won't have to deal with not being utilized!

The new thing for wrestlers on the lookout for better pastures is
>dude just go to AEW
which hasn't run their first show yet, only have like 5 talents signed where I'm thinking they could move eyes to the product, and it already has the makings of the tailend of WCW

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>HiS WifE iS rESPecTFuL
Fuck off reddit nigger

>anybody who's had any success in the UFC has been training some form of fighting since they were a kid
>who is francis ngannou

if you've never been in a fight before or never have any wrasslin training. Absolutely nothing, just give in cause your mind won't actually be able to come up with anything in time except maybe trying to throw pillowfisted hammerfists at his back. For real, you just won't be able to react if you haven't trained against it for years and your body reacts automatically