Yea Forums absolutely insisted that I watch this and that it's the best movie in years

>Yea Forums absolutely insisted that I watch this and that it's the best movie in years
>Turns out to be painfully mediocre
Why did you guys do this??

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Because

funzies

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s reddit IMOGENsfavoritepage tourists spamming generals ALL FUCKING DAY about their stupid flick, not Yea Forums

because you have shit taste and therefore deserve to suffer

Because this board is populated by retards who don't care about film as an artform beyond a superficial level.

because they are waifufags with bad taste

>Yea Forums
It's just shills. the cycle is never wrong
>new movie comes out
>plebs come to Yea Forums to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it
>the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority
>the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on
>all that's left are the regular Yea Forums posters
>they usually hate it since movies like this tend to be shit
>cycle repeats when the YIFY torrent comes out but forces are more evenly matched this time

It's fairly competent for an anime flick and as a Cameron saccharine sweet fest if you can forgive its episodic structure

Did it break 100 million domestic yet?

because she's CUTE you dope

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All your faggoty post tells me is that the film is painfully mediocre and you're painfully mediocre.
kys

it's just a bunch of twitter and facebook pajeets shilling their movie endlessly, I recommend that you filter it and move on

85 million so far

I don't get what it is about the movie that it makes you outsiders hate it so much. I guess you really just have to browse Yea Forums for years to truly appreciate Alita.

>you outsiders
this isn't your hugbox newfag manchild

You really don't talk like someone who posts here, you really need to step up your game if you want to fit in.

he's doing damage control because people have figured out that it's fans aren't locals

The classic tactic of an outsider is to turn it around and pretend they're not. You're not fooling anyone.

>a sage post too
see what I mean? these tourists want this thread gone
note how he supports general culture too when this board has always been against it

This.

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You're acting awfully defensive 'user', could it be you've been found out? You shills are so easy to spot.

You can find 99% of the images posted in the threads on their group.

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lmao cope more fag
your flick isn't better than capeshit

why was CUNT arrested?

Almost anything that causes constant waifuposting is guaranteed to be incredibly mediocre

>Alita hating tourists are so bad at trolling they have to make their own threads because the generals are too hard on them
Sad. You guys conversely are easy marks.

>Alitaspics hugging onto a movie that's actually good

>implying I'll get anywhere near that shill/tourist-ridden hugbox
lmao

why did he reply to the thread again, but not answer the question? is he actually a tourist?

>The Facebook drone capeshitter thinks he can call anyone else a tourist

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If you're talking about 2049 then it's literally the same people spamming both.

Scared Yea Forums might make fun of you? Ha ha, what a pussy.

At least get some Yea Forums reaction images if you're going to pretend to be a regular, tourist.

can you answer why CUNT was arrested? you were here right since you're using "tourist"

You’ve got shit taste. And you’re probably mediocre yourself....

....in bed.

Why do trannies love Alita so much?

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This.
>thousands of capeshit threads about why their soi infused mediocre quip fest and generals too
>a okay
>one thread full of classic Yea Forums culture and taste?
>REEE OUTSIDERS
Really makes you think.

Alitafags might just be even worse than capeshitters, at least capeshitters are simply normalfaggots with awful taste, but alitafags are unaware that they're not wanted here either, and they even have the gall to grandstand thinking they're better than capeshitters and star wars manchildren

>the best movie in years
>Turns out to be painfully mediocre
Too bad those two aren't mutually exclusive

>all this gaiafag cope
All too easy...

Alita was the first time in at least a decade where I left the theater feeling satisfied and genuinely happy

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It's nothing more than a brainless action flick. The generals are literally a hugbox of shitty cropped memes and waifuposting

>ip count didn't increase
Make it less obvious next time if you want to fool anyone on Yea Forums.

bump

It actually made me hate Christoph Waltz and I hate the douchebags from the alita gen for making me hate him, I didn't even hate him in that terrible Green Hornet remake but god damn did this make me hate him

This

obsessed /pol/tards with a hate boner for big gay disney will shill any garbage they think will "kill the mouse" and always embarass themselves

It's a mediocre action movie shilled by weebs and waifufags. Waltz was pretty good in it, though.

>he's trying to make it political
OH NO NO NO NO

Yikes

>could it be the other way around?
>no... that's impossible... they don't produce oc on Yea Forums anymore
youre a sad cunt m8

>he pretends the million /pol/tard threads and posts about how "le SJWs are pushing Captain Fungus over based & redpilled /ourgirl/ Alita REEEEEE" didn't happen
this is the "embarassing themselves" part I was talking about

Is this out yet?