The end of capekino
The end of capekino
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Man, they got old.
cap didn't
>7 years was 2 decades ago
lmao crackas age like shit
Evans has the best hair system in the biz. He needs to Bruce Willis it now and slowly shrink his piece over the next 8-10 years.
>me and my bro meeting up to go to the 22-movie Marvel marathon
>me and my bro during the Endgame credits
my god
>tfw i was supposed to move on from the site
>tfw i was supposed to have a job
>tfw i was supposed to be an adult
>tfw i'm still here and still a manchild
deez niggaz old
>wh*te people
Nothing wrong with that
cringe
have sex
I've been here since 2004
I wish I never found out about the hairpiece, it’s incredibly distracting
That's just the gray filter to show how serious this cartoon is.
who else bought opening night tickets?
same height
>people here were actual kids 7 years ago
Why the fuck i'm still here and can't quit? is the ride actually endless?
Where is bottom pic from?
>tfw going to be a manchild failure all my life, until my parents die and I can off myself without hurting anyone
Most recent Endgame trailer
Why is Hawkeye so nervous around Rhodey
dude wtf
>nothing wrong with havingno job
tell that to my future homeless self when mom dies. Idk what to do
>old men
>have hair
>me
>no
KILLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He and Cap have something in common
Wtf, it's only 7 years apart
around blacks never relax
>1 Adult
CRINGE CRINGE
CRINGE CRINGE
Tfw unironically feel old because I was a freshman in high school for Avengers one and am now a third year uni student
disability homie
>I graduated college 8 years ago
>still living with parents
No neetbux around here homie
>Cringe 4 times in one post
CRINGE
>Chris Evans acquiring a flabby neck
>RDJ almost a senior citizen (62 marks senior in US)
The absolute state of Disney
Only because niggers don't live long enough to get old
Because Hawkeye just went to the ATM and has a wallet full of cash
Remember when everyone fawned over oldfag status? Now it's almost shameful. Just like those actors. Must be why Connery quit film, he couldn't stand to be such a dinosaur.
B B B B B BAAAAASED
Hey, Black widow isn't butt ugly anymore
He's part of the (((conspiracy)))
there's a 5-year timeskip in Endgame
Btw I haven't really seen it but I was there for some recording sessions and it looks honestly pretty nice.
I think Cap is the perfect white male. We need to meme him into a leader of the movement.
My grandfather lived well into his 80s and so did my grandmother. My dads uncle lived until 99 after having smoked for like 50 years. Please stop just making shit up.
Some of it could be your fault, some of it is just the current economy. Don't fall for the "move out and take more debt kid!" meme, that's just giving money to some boomer so HIS kid can go out and have fun, be helpful around the house and cover bills if you're making money.
that doesnt even make sense
>none of us are going to live to see 2030
Jesus bros I don't want to go what if there really is nothing
Dumb newfag
Test
Based cap
can I get a hat wobble
>Jesus bros I don't want to go what if there really is nothing
Nigga I saw original Spiderman
nigger
why are they the same height
Wow I like this
+1 like
>Tfw unironically feel old because I was a freshman in high school for Avengers one and am now a third year uni student
>feels old
>as a third year uni student
y-yeah i remember uni
I'd rather look old then be a numale fag like cap
Sir, we have a no singles policy in effect. I'm sorry.
Fuck back to POL, stupid niggerfaggot
can I get a flhargenshtoww?
I’ve had a son and am now happily married with a house.
When this came out I was a loser jerking off in my grandparents basement.
Hey, now I've got you as my official theatre-assigned gf there's no need to be sorry :^)
>happily married
what an oxymoron
that's not an improvement
...
you wont know it, you dummy
>still looks like shit
not gonna lie, i'm watching Endgame anyway
haha imagine being forced to marry some jewish heiress and essentially be her breeding stud for more jewish aristocrats
Can I speak to your coworker about this? Robert I believe his name was?
>single adult ticket
Please tell me that you posted this ironically.
niggernigger
Evans is single
>13 percent.webm
based
this, but unironically
I feel happy for you user
That's always the back up plan.
you thought it would be any different? I've known this since at least HS.
Have we circled back around to calling the gays "bachelors"?
It's actually weird, 2012 feels like more than 7 years at this point. Realizing it's only been 7 years is kind of comfy in a way, it's reassuring that there's still time? I guess?
You can just join Antifa im sure someone will house you while you help them throw things
This is why we need discover anti aging.
There's no more time, don't fool youself.
Zoomer zoom zoom
2030 isn't that far, are you planning on killing yourself? I should be around unless I have no money, then I'll kill myself.
>cap needs an hearing aid
;_;
>haha imagine being forced to marry some jewish heiress and essentially be her breeding stud for more jewish aristocrats
I'd disagree. For me everything since 2008 (obama, recession, facebook) feels like the same overall era
>tfw went to college, dental school, and make unfair amounts of money
>tfw parents love me
those fucking shoes
I'm 30 and have wasted all the magical opportunities given to me
jerking off in the parents basement sounds a lot more enjoyable
I agree but it's been a long ass era.
Too bad!
I fell for the don't fall for the move out meme and I still live with my mom at 28. My sister of three years younger than me moved out at 20 and is currently buying her own home with her fiance.
chris evans looks the same
Kino
his hair piece is more obvious and his face is looking rough
Calling it now, there will be multiple theater shootings for this flick.
what hair piece
I'm sure the millennials stuck in Yea Forums permanently are really happy and totally don't wonder every now and then what it could have been.
When did this happen? I only saw Infinity War once.
I BOUGHT 20000 MILLION
>The IMAX 2D Experience
lmao what a bunch of pretentious fucks.
Stoppp it.
I may actually leave my house to go see this. I'll be sooo fucking pissed if the one time in forever I go somewhere, I get shot to hell.
I'll be watching it at the Arclight poorfag
at least we grew out of Yea Forums or /pol/
Maybe you should wonder about how things are right now. Your wife is cucking you with Tyrone and your child will be a slave to corporations and is currently being brainwashed into becoming a tranny at its school.
Wanna keep feeling old? Now Zoomers are posting childhood nostalgia on social media for the late 00s-early 10s, whereas just a few years ago that was widely considered the downfall into shit era.
I've been in a 2 year relationship that felt like marriage and I've lived with relatives who have kids didn't seem happy ever after there
that is a scene in End Game trailer
>tfw life hasn't changed in 7 years
WATCH OUT, Yea Forums, OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME
What the fuck is bad syndrome
I wish my life hadn't changed in 7 years, and it's still getting worse every day
Things will change in the 20s.
Of course the millennial inmediatly forces his cuck reference.
You are a failed generation, don't project your failures onto others, not everyone is a beta cuck with a BLACKED subscription, and not everyone spent 10 years pretending they are saving the world by shitposting about how many niggers there are in the latest shitty superhero movie which, of course, you watched since you have nothing more in your life.
Don't worry, we will fix your mess, but not your lives, you deserve to suffer, like rabid dogs.
JUST
There's a lot of factors in play here. What did you major in? What did your sister major in? Any scholarships? College debt? What does her fiancee do?
Damn, anecdotes.
I was a college dropout working a dead end job for the first avengers and now i'm working a different dead end job for this one. How times change.
Well I graduated high school 8 years ago
>still not graduated from uni
just some nonsense
Go back to college
jesus christ how old are you 40?
jokes on you, I've never had the chance to wobder what could have been because I never a chance to begin with
He's trying to figure out why the elevator boy isn't wearing a uniform.
i was a college dropout neet and now i'm back in college and i'm 30
28
Literally nothing wrong with nostalgia-ing about 10 year old things.
So are they going to fight Thanos twice?
>Fight him once without Iron Man and Nebula
>Captain Marvel jobs because her powers literally come from a stone that Thanos has
>The Avengers are allowed to go home
>Recoup for however long until Tony and Nebula show up
>Coincidentally Ant-Man also shows up
>They go and plan the time space shenanigans
>Fight him once without Iron Man and Nebula
Nebula is already with them.
Iron Man is too weak/traumatized to go.
I dropped out 'cause I couldn't understand the classes, I'm too dumb for college
Nebula isn't on the ship.
Who gives a shit about this worthless franchise and subgenre that hasn't put out anything decent in 11 years now?
>dude everything is gray now that's how serious we are about our superhero movie
they get BTFO once then Paul Rudd shows up
They digitally erased her.
They aired the full scene at a con a while ago, she's the one that leads them to Thanos' farm.
If you take out the racoon and the blue nigger it's just a shitty gathering of middle aged people. Doesn't scream "we're superheroes'.
Where? Just rewatched and didn't see
Right, so they fight him twice. Tony is noticeably older, and we don't know how long Rudd was fucking around with Pym particles: I would say a long time though because of that scene where he's walking down the empty street and there's no one around, and all those missing person's posters are old and worn out.
>tfw I make my mouth extra disgusting for months before the dentist so I make that worthless price gouging glorified horse-doctor earn his fucking money
Oh man, zoomers are doing quite literally what every generation has done except online
Wow, I just realized Captain America is short as fuck
I'm really nervous, fellas. I started college at 17, and felt like the youngest person on campus but dropped out within the year. Now I'm going back at 22 and most of my high school peers have already graduated with their bachelors. Feels depressing going from youngest freshmen to one of the older freshmen on campus.
why is captain marvel there, cant she just fly at the speed of light alongside the ship and free up the spot for someone else.
Literally nobody but you will give a fuck. College isn't high school. Nobody gives a shit that you're a little older.
This. It's fucking terrifying, I don't know what I will do when my parents die. I'd be completely alone and helpless. If I'm already depressed as fuck now I can't imagine what I will be in the future.
about 46 seconds in
5-years timeskip
The way he scans that grotesque nigger skull with visible disgust
Can someone explain to me why adults are so excited about these childish movies about fantasy dudes in spandex flying around throwing rainbow lightnings at each other?
Who is the cute boy?
What's going on in that scene? Is he a racist?
>happily married with a house.
How'd you do the wedding?
You have a disability. Many people have other disabilities. But people find a way to work around them. Find a way to work around it.
That's Captain Hydra (Nazi) looking at the new African recruit with disgust. Honestly the fact that Red Skull even allows it is strange.
Literally sell every thing you're able to sell. Buy a ticket to a commune or something.
BLACK DON'T CRACK SHEEEEEEEETTTT
>in another few months 2070 will be closer to us than 1970
>>tfw i'm still here and still a manchild
That's what you get from capeshit
Thanks, I hadn't seen that trailer. Looks like they are fighting sword Thanos who doesn't have the gauntlet
i miss the original sadfrogs
>there will be multiple theater shootings for this flick
based
Yeah, just not the character but the actor. Subconscious racism is called I believe.
Fuck you Chad
Yup...The going theory is he does the Reality Stone trick and tells them he destroyed the guantlet/stones then they fight, and he lets them think they kill him.
But since killing him doesn't bring back the snapped, they then do the quantum realm thing once Scott arrives.
I don't really agree with the 1st part, only because that's exactly what they did in IW.
Yup. Went to law school after like a 7 year gap. They called me Gramps but the 23 year olds still sucked my dick. Go back and slay ass.
I can PayPal ur ten bucks back bro. If ur in the 757 I can feed/employ u man. Plz take care of yourself.
she's the only pilot left and she has experience flying a space ship
>tfw I read the original Infinity War comic storyline as it came out
I was 7, so I'm not feeble.
Yet
>moved out of house at 19
>now 17 years later my parents live with me
Not a fucking wrong with being tight with family. I'm glad to have them watch their grandkids.
Exactly! And the Russo Brothers are NOT SJW cunts. They are gonna put her to work.
I like Captain Marvel. Her movie was not the best, but not the worst. The only really negative with the film was Brie Larsons acting.
I think the Russo's are good enough to hide the fact that brie can't do serious scenes well at all.
I think with better writing/directing, she will blend in & be more likable. I have faith in the Russos
Wait so you've been on Yea Forums since you were like 13?
Do you think this negatively affected your life?
same here buddy, I didn't care for his smug transformation
>Wait so you've been on Yea Forums since you were like 13?
yeah
>Do you think this negatively affected your life?
Not really but seeing gore at that age can't be good for anyone
Why couldn't Thanos snap pur responsibilities away ):
gotta keep ya eye on ya wallet honkey .
Even hydra got hit pretty hard with affirmative action.
FUCK
He's realizing the elevator is full of Hydra agents, in a second they all attack and we have the elevator fight scene in Winter soldier.
Because RDJ is standing on a fucking box as usual
When Ironman came out I made $8 an hour now I make $150,000 as a developer. I am still a wizard though.
Can I get a shot of Oyster smiling?
Man, it's so weird to think that Avengers was 7 years ago, much longer than the universe had previously tried to build it up. I kinda miss how important that first movie felt in the grand scheme of things.
Last major Marvel movie I saw was the Guardians movies and nothing else, feel like I haven't missed much.
remember back then seeing all the fresh Avengers memes on facebook, now I don't have a facebook anymore
The 2nd half of Avengers was really bad. The best parts were when they were fighting. The NY Battle was garbage too.
Have you tried self help groups dudes? I attend the Narcotics Anonymous 12-step group and I've never been happier.
Same. I stopped keeping up with the movies after Avengers and last one I watched was the first Guardians.
All I need is to pace around the room constantly and pretend I'm doing a monologue to someone, that usually calms me down when I'm anxious or paranoid, it did just now
Rip
Zoomer faggot.
Because despite being only 13% of the Avengers
>I think the Russo's are good enough to hide the fact that brie can't do serious scenes well at all.
This is quite surreal when you consider that she's the only cast member with an Oscar
what is this user
I work for Disney so they've been having me buy fake tickets all day since it opened to fill up seats.
>married with a house
how did the house consent
>27 year old
>still not graduate high school
Your sister is buying a house because she's not a fucking retard. If she still lived at home she only would have bought it sooner.
I also enjoy pretending to be a retard, but you have to occasionally say smart things so people don't believe it.
I had no idea who she was before she was cast as CM. I still have no idea what movies she's been in or what what she won the Oscar for.
But the absolute worst moments in the movie, were the parts she had to act serious/mad.
She was not good at all at it.
Otherwise she was Ok.
Proof once again that the Oscars isn't about quality anymore. Or whatever movie she was in was a fluke
I'll go with you then sweetie.
never fails to make me kek
Put on that suit I like.
New suit
no that's the suit from the first avengers film
Bottom shot takes place in 2012, they CGI'd the Nomad suit over his classic suit
Evans got that kino hairstyle now
top kek
no that's a different scene. The cap you see in your pic is old cap from the first avengers.
more like that kino hairpiece
this has been the worst decade of my life
so like is the little black girl in Mrs marveel gonna replace tony? watched it tonight and it feels like they are setting it up like that and it would tie into the current (((iron*man)) comics
that's stupid, these photos were all over the internet the moment they got released, why would they change it for this new trailer? Mommy Grace had an interesting theory that maybe the suit can change from new to the old one, that'd explain the tracking dots
That's what he just said
He notices the guy is sweating, because they're all Hydra agents, and the nigger is nervous because they're about to attempt to subdue Captain fucking America
no he's implying they changed his outfit with CGI in the trailer to fool the audience and that's not the case
I feel bad, for shitting on zoomers for being so loud about all this shit, but really would past generation do anything different with the technology we have today?
no its not dude
I'm literally going to sell their house and combine it with whatever inheritance I get an go to Las Vegas and bet it all on a football game. If I win I'll live until it runs out if I lose I'm literally dead
They expect the general public not to know these photos exist
My brother in law is 32 and didnt go back to school until he was like 27 or 28. He worked at shitty dead end jobs like Gamestop. He works at facebook now and makes a good amount of money. It is never too late to go back.
...
>zoomers doing anything besides being retarded
reminder it's not how much you make it's how much you save
its called doing something with your life instead of sitting in a dark room with a computer screen infront of you
Would Hyrda been able to stop Thanos if they controlled the world?
The tracking dots are to let them put the Nomad suit over the old one for the trailers. In the scene where Tony asks if he trusts him, they are clearly in New York City during the Invasion. You can see emergency vehicles and fucked up buildings.
he literally has a different haircut in that pic, what the fuck are you on about?
>tfw teeth rotting out or broken
Thanks guys, made me feel a bit at ease. It's just hard as a person in their early 20s to accept and see that by the time I'm done with my graduate degree I'll be about 30.
Why don't you go to a dentist you disgusting fuck
do you plan on living forever? all things considered you'll end up working less than those that graduated at 22.
I know that feel.
I had a bunch of suicidal episodes eat away at what should have been my childhood.
Going to school as 27 year old surrounded by 16 to 23 year olds is depressing.
dentists aren't free
The original was "feels good man" frog
Sad frog is a corruption of the original anyway
This is bullshit but I believe this.
I suppose I'm more of a glass-half-empty kind of guy. The reality is that I'll have to work twice as hard down the line because I highly doubt my parents would still be supporting me at that age. If I hadn't wasted so many years doing fuck all I wouldn't have had to worry about the uncertainty of the future, but I guess that's life and you can't have your past keep you down.
>i was 20 in 1998
>im 40 as of november 12th 2018
10 more years, jesus time goes bye.
my trips show good things are coming soon.
>going opening night
Never will do this cause of Aurora
On your left, ni-
Do you still enjoy conversing with people here? I'm 27 and I barely have patience now. I can't imagine being 40.
it's okay sometimes, it's better than doing nothing. ive always enjoyed coming here and talking to people, even if i come across dumb shit the majority of the time, i always find one gem that improves my mood even a slight bit.
they should have taken the leto pill
poor guy
Are you saying blacks can't be Nazis, bigot? (and Crusaders and Roman consuls and Viking clan leaders)
mfw i know where this is from
FUCK capeshit
can I get a nude tayne?
>The end of capekino
>mcu
There wasn't even a beginning lmao
I'm surprised to learn alot of people our age are just doing that to save money cuz housing situation's fucked, don't feel bad
where is the trailer
What is Ben Al-Fleqi thinking of here?
What is it?
Because they're not in their costumes. You can maybe make a case that Clint or Natasha should be more athletic looking, but Rhodey, Tony and Scott all have the power of "Wears a super-outfit that they know how to use". There's no real reason they should look like something more than regular guys.
>that old-school color scheme
Neat.
>anything from Nazi culture
>kino
Ugh, I hate this place.
never do this in the usa unless you wanna get shot
Same.
Im sad.
I turned the turn: I used to think exactly the same, but I just embraced the Absurd that Life is and I'll just make do.
Uhhh what time u finish, cuz muh dik
this is NOT suitable for work. are you sure?
>son and am now happily married
You'll be back. The mgtows are right.
Cant do it alone. The system divides men and women then makes it almost impossible for a single person to afford property
Nude. Tayne.
Damn, Winter Solider was really good
RDJ looks the same just without his hair dyed black. Cap actually looks much worse, his skin is fucked up and his hair plugs are more obvious
Good God white people age like milk. You pasty pigs really do need to racemix for your own sake.
ywn bone scarjo from behind while she says "ohmygodohmygod" in that 70 year old smoker voice.
>white people age like milk
This is true. But at least we get to be beautiful in the first place.
Sounds like one of numerous failed HYDRA plots.
>t. r/asianmasculinity
>found Yea Forums by accident in april 2004 while looking for hentai on the schools library computer
>been here ever since
You are literally here forever, it doesn't matter when you get here, you're on this train till the wheels come off and you're going down with all of us in the wreckage.
BASED
We're in the ENDGAME now fren!
you are a sad, sad little man and you have my pity
you grandpas need to move on with your lives and stop trying to hang out on zoomer turf`
The fire rises?
>le gun memes
Cringe and have sex
I tried, you think I didn't try? I got out for a brief moment, had a girlfriend, traveled to Asia. But everything fell apart because I can't do anything right so here I am, 34 years old, smoking cigarettes and shitposting on Yea Forums all night while trying to conjure the energy to "write my novel" for the millionth night in a row.
You say that shit now, i'll see you in ten years if i'm not dead.
>not understanding how turf works
Get back to me in a decade when a new generation of snot-nosed kids starts showing up trying to pretend they're the first people to discover memes and edginess.
Don't forget, you're here forever.
you think you are just going to wake up one day and say to yourself, HEY IM 35 BETTER STOP GOING TO Yea Forums
aint gonna happen
Holy crackers I just noticed it's the classic color pattern. Fuck, makes me want to open my mouth and flap my arms unironically.
I need money
It was my second year in college. It still feels like a year ago. Two at most.
Man, RDJ is really starting to show his age.
He's not even lifting his eyebrows and there's a lot of wrinkles on his forehead
Dw m8. I moved out at 31, 33 now, have a 8y younger gf and we moved to another country for shits and giggles.
Don't let them tell you you're worse because you don't have a stable life. Unless you're a real mommas boy, then kys.
>Zoomer turf
Has to be bait. Place was created by Gen X and Z.
Time spares no one
are you serious, it's like they dried out his facial youth with a tube
Silly nigger, RDJr is a jew
>tfw my hair went full Tony too
??? user???
That's one of the plotlines in the movie Scorched, except it's a guy who's gonna rob the bank he works at on Saturday and go to Vegas on Sunday to bet all the money on roulette and he'll either double it and get to keep the winnings while returning the original sum Monday morning and nobody will ever know it was gone, or he'll lose it and his life will be ruined.
Good luck, user. I'm rooting for you.
>Both of them wearing wigs no matter the era
>Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
kek spotted the triggered chimp
Not him, but thanks user.
No, the little black girl is Monica Rombeu, who grows up to be Monica Rombeu. She actually held the title of Captain Marvel decades before Carol ever did.
why the fuck would you want kids? enjoy that anchor keeping you from traveling, you dumb niggerfaggot
RDJ is standing on a box, isnt he?
>traveling
Millennial trash
just google "pthc"
That one's outdated.
He's got that gay eye look. Like that director who molested young boys. Kind of like granny eyes.