I'm just cumming in your wife's ass, Marty

I'm just cumming in your wife's ass, Marty.

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My dick is a flat circle, Marty.

Maggie's ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it, Marty.

Why is Michelle Monaghan such a goddess, bros?

I can see your soul at the edges of your brown eye

As long as you don't cum on my lawn

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how do actors keep from getting hard while simulating sex with hot bitches

They make the actresses fart a lot. They're fed a special diet leading up to the scene.

a lot of people all around successfully kill boners

They use a mannequin instead of the actress for the duration of the scene.

All actors in Hollywood are gay.

>that fucking ass

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>ywn be daddario's on set brapologist

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none of these are valid reasons

Cuck cage

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They make the actors have sex together so many times that the guy gets bored of it

Cheating is so fucking degenerate.

>“Don’t ever cum in MY wife's ass. I LIKE cumming in MY wife's ass!”
what did he mean by this

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>I LIKE TO CUM IN MY OWN ASS?

Wtf pizza

yeah women are the worst

Is this one of those called jews

um yes they are

Why is it always women who just don’t have any agency when it comes to cheating? Why does the dude want to beat up the dude she cheated with instead of the whore who cheated on him?

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it isn't that way you're just mentally a child so you think it is because the meme box is your source of cultural knowledge and theory of mind, faggot

what makes you think they don't get hard?

just blame it on method acting or being in character.

having a arri alexa on a dolly with a smelly ass operator eating eggs staring at you will kill a boner

territorial thing

you been on a few sets huh

I have. I've seen some shit

how do i get a job like that? im five hours from los angeles.

make a staffmeup page and go from there. become a degenerate alcoholic with a drug dependency helps alot also. I'm moving to Los Angeles from my shithole in a few days. got a lease and all that shiz

>see
>112328067

only if you're a faggot who focuses more on a man than the juicy female ass your nose is in

stage fright brah

Jack off beforehand

Oh hey there roast

But just imagine. The girl was literally making out and moaning while getting fucked by another dude. Why would you ever take her back? Women are disgusting.

You don't take them back. Ever.

I really like the actress, but sometimes she goes from looking like 25 to 55 and I can't pin down why. It really messed me up during the Affair tv series when the married guy was chasing her and all I could see was his chasing grandma.