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SHAMELESS 300 CELEBRATION POST
UwU
DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO THIS WEBM but it's ok.
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Put out something quick to celebrate 300 threads!
Thank you for everything, Alita! I love you!
Congratz boys, we made it.
Now we just have to wait three months for the blu ray.
Alita bros
What is your profession?
>Shirtless & Baked
Hey, Alitans.
My previous laptop died a couple days ago so I lost all of my Alita memes!
Could some amazing user post links to every single /ABAG/ and /ALITA/ thread so I can re-stock on all pics and GIFs and webMs?, please??
Did anyone happen to save the Lars and the Battle Angel comfy shop, the Check' Em with 00000 Quints with Alita holding an Arizona can, or the army of 8 Alita cans and the bag of Takis called 'Burning Tubes, Liquid Heals? I was responsible fore these and so they're dearest to my heart.
Everyone else, just post your favorite images and vids and memes and stuff, thank you.
is there a non chink sub version out? and don't say the TC is out i know i've seen in
Finally! We can end this horseshit! You fucking weebs are finally done here. I can't stand seeing this dumb cunts stupid face with those disgusting googly eyes. It's so goddamn pathetic that you obsess over a cartoon girl because you can't stand the fact that you're constantly rejected by real women. Well now it's time for these threads to die. Goodbye
posting shirtless Hugos for Voiceanon
Wow, just wow. I love and appreciate you guys so much!
Office goblin and student
I CREATED THIS 2 MINUTES EARLIER!!! Why would you do this?????
And thanks rosa for making it all possible
300 celebration par-tay
free drinks for all!
Meh, I saw your meatboy
I didn't like your meatboy
That's all there is to it!
Not a good hunter-warrior at all!
Posting cute Alita, she's the cutest when crying.
I hope she suffers for in the sequels for maximum cuteness.
Maker of pizza.
3 months to get to 999.
Meh, I saw your post
I did like your post
That's all there is to it!
Quite a good post Indeed!
too slow to play the game, user
...
Happy 300 everyone. I'll never forget people thinking that we weren't gonna make 50 back from in the /abag/ days.
THAT'S WHAT I CALL PLAYING BALL!
>I'm starting to get a little tired of this, psychoanon
Where my Nova bros at?
>Fuck fate
>Fuck entropy
>Fuck Elf and Zwölf
warehouse guy. Some coffee/etc distributor in the Bay Area. Pays the bills and is letting me save to move back to where I want to live.
*AHEM*
It has been an honor shitposting with uWu all. From quality shitposting, to healposting, dadposting, lewdposting, cozyposting, namefagging, original content, and vibesposting, to a fucking real-life meetup, I'm glad to be united with these minds under an awesome film. Here's to 300, and here's to the BluRay.
Man, remember ABAG? we've come a long way
Makakus need to leave
Man you're real dicks for creating this when someone already did it!! I don't know if I like you guys anymore!!!!!!
WE DID IT ALITA
WE DID IT!
ALL FOR YOU
300# THREADS
>called hugosmile.gif
>Hugo doesn't even smile
Thanks though, I've seen almost no gifs or webms of him. Definitely gonna ask Peaches a scene when the blurays drop
Fuck, also crashposting. Don't forget to like and sub
>Hey, watch it Voiceanon, he's taken
Hopefully we can last until BR release. It's going to be long three months.
>let us celebrate with maximum comfs
>*cough*
Except he did it first. 17:47 vs 17:49
>fuck Elf and Zwolf
sure why not
300 generals in and we're still going strong.
999 soon
I would never dream of breaking you two up!
>300 threads
>tfw starting to get nervous and twitchy when I’m away from /alita/ for too long
Uh oh. This is the start of addiction
Also
>tfw I hope /alita/ doesn’t forget /alita/ should always be about /ourgirl/ first and foremost
Fine you plebs, here are some generic cuteness to suit your pleb taste.
too bad his thread is DEAD.
Happy #300 and to 300 more threads!
I'm calling that the sequel will be announced around summer time
We need more Alita merch!
>Alita, no one could have survived that fall
As we´re having a celebration, here´s a song perfect for you guys.
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UWU! UWU!
>It's going to be a long three months
we'll make it won't we anons
I don't think anybody will ever forget that user. It's why we're here.
Reposting - Tomorrow's the last day to see Alita in NYC. It's still showing in some Times Square theaters. I'll comp tickets and concessions for anyone who comes so we can see /ourgirl/ off right.
Nurse by days
depressed mess by nights
Sort of like a young ido
Can you imagine how good the 4k bluray is going to look on a 2018/9 OLED tv? Not even the best imax projectors can compete with OLED's picture quality.
Post phone wallpapers
have faith, battle angel.
UWU
This is the crossover that we definitely need more of
Guys I saw this movie and in my opinion it was pretty shitty
Not much to like in my opinion
Just a really bad movie, if you're asking me
Idk guys just my opinion!
REMEMBERI IREMINDERII
The theme of this thread is "scenes and moments never shown, talked about, obscure, or are underrated"
REMEMBERI IREMINDERII
We'll make it.
pour me some of that, user
Since it's the 300th, can we end this meme here? It had a good run
Accounting technician
I'll try my best, user
>tfw they forget the theme of the thread
Ancient repost
wholesome :3
wow, 300 threads, can you end this stupid fucking general now?
sage
Engineering Director
look who stopped into the thread
What was so good about this?? The acting sucked, the dialogue sucked, the story sucked. Good action but that's it. Someone please explain why you think it's so good?
This is what I use
One minute into panzer kunst and chill and he gives you this look
its not good, this whole general exist solely because of Yea Forumss hate boner for captain marvel.
this is what I've been using
Damn, only one minute? Guess that's fine with me~ As long as he takes that silly bandana off.
What hast mine Christian ears been durst doth subjected to?
I loved it.
Cute
Imagine celebrating being this cringe inducingly autistic. Fuck I hate Mexicans.
Get hype for the sequel and the King of Kings
I've got no beef with Captain Marvel
he seems like a chill guy
No sequel because IT FLOPPED
Could someone please (in multiple posts if necessary) post links to all of the threads? I want to go through the directory to re-stock on memes and events and screenshots and things.
>the chad Jashugan
No these threads actually exist because muh waifu
lmao
Mat science phd
College student. No job at the moment.
what model are those sunglasses?
Well, time to watch the OVA and read the manga
Idk I like the bandana personally
He has a nice haircut but headwear makes him stand out from the crowd
I made another one for you
my favorite part is the second she realizes it's all over
You are gonna have to do it yourself user by backtreading through the general OPs. This is such a small community, no ine has done it yet
I mean, I could post stuff of him now.
I think it's a little silly. His hair is nice, he should wear it out.
I'd legitimately wear his jacket out to places, though.
>Ywn claim it on a cold day and cuddle up beside him
I would make him wear only the bandana.
Marine forecaster
Please! I'd love that. The shots after he's sat up in bed and gets up to put on his shirt would be great.
That would certainly be fine too, I wouldn't be complaining~
What happened to him? He had so much ki he burned himself?
Nice! Saved.
I think they say Borghesia
Tfw Alita will never steal your hoodie
Tfw ywn steal Hugo’s jacket
Tfw the main stars of the movie are all handsome as hell
Even Ido is a chad dad
>wear only the bandana
well okay user if that's what you want
it's too fucking much bros
When are they going to announce the Blu-Ray release?
post your cutest alita
Oh god it's not fair user
Voiceanon have you seen the concept art for Hugo? They had like 12 different hairstyles that they were picking between and some of them are really weird
Who?
You gonna eat it?
I haven't! D'you have it to post?
The acting sucked, the dialogue sucked, the story sucked. Good action but that's it. Someone please explain why you think it's so good???
Heartbreaking
Based lewd trickposter
Tech support for a nuclear facility
I'm basically alone in a bunker so I can browse these threads freely 24/7 and have been since day 1
Fuckin lold. Also dem digits son
I didn't save it but I have the art book so I'll take a pic
The oldest concept art has a completely different person as a stand-in but most of it is Keean
This is definitely one of the cutest frames. Objectively.
> Alita trilogy confirmed
> Ryan Gosling, Jared Leto, and Ana De Armas get cast in the next Alita movies
> we come full circle and the eternal waifu/husbando memes become a reality
God please
Reminder, Alita is for hugs, the twins are for fugs.
>tfw we will never get bieber hugo
niiice
>hello, white sands nuclesr testing facility, black mountain ridge annex
>what's your issue?
>mmm, i see. Have you tried updating to Windows 10?
underwater welder
Ayy, thanks!
Must be so weird to have someone making concept art about your hair.
Good, bieber's gross
Honestly I think Ana is the only one of them who's really attractive. Gosling's pretty decent though.
At this point we just wrap the universe up it's done
what a blessing
Are you as CUTE as Alita when she's soaked?
>Gosling's pretty decent though
Get out
Pretty cool user
Alita’s “I’m in trouble, I got caught” face is so cute
All girls make this face when they get busted doing something
It’s so cute
Don´t you hate it when people say NUCULAR?
It drives me up the fucking walls every time I hear it.
Not the kinda movie I'd want to see more than once!
Just my opinion!
Nothing wrong with having an opinion, guys!
300!
>Nucular wessels
I have very specific tastes, don't shame me! I more like people for their personality than looks and I haven't seen almost anything with Gosling so I don't have a personality in mind for him.
look at the pupper go
when does this happen in the movie
You all realize that this movie appeals to you guys because of your latent subconscious desires to be with an adolescent girl as it is likely that the vast majority of you missed out on the opportunity to experience teenage romance and love as a result of your social isolation and failures, right?
You all grasp that, right?Anyone with a brain will know that Captain Marvel is much better and Brie is a better actress. Rosa never won an Oscar, did he?
Can anyone share the Solo naming scene template? I have an idea..
I don’t see any job as a job anymore
I see jobs as an investment of my time to earn enough money to feed my Alita/weeb obsession
You're so lazy with your farming today what's happening
Who would Doc Ido approve to date Alita? I guess Hugo, technically
EXCELLENT
UH
This chocolate tastes weird; it makes my teeth hurt
Looked great
Shit boring story
Shame
Not the kinda post I'd want to see more than once!
Just my opinion!
Nothing wrong with having an opinion, guys!
Underrated post
almost
Probably anyone as long as Alita liked them and they weren't bad for her or bad TO her.
Goslings personality is basically being autistic and unaware, but handsome enough that he doesn’t even have to try so he gets all the girls regardless
I love you crazy dancing alita posting user.
I liked how you were the in the first dozen comments for the last dozen or so threads too.
basically what happens to me most times
That's only in film tho- irl he's a normal dude
I get so many people who English isn't their mother tongue I'm just happy when I can make out what they say desu
Would be a good match for me, then. I'm a little autistic so it'd be nice to have someone who understood!
imagine the smell
Probably someone who would never go farther than holding hands with her.
/ALITA/ give me early ideas of what screen caps/art/etc of Alita I should make into custom shirts for myself
Doesn’t matter if quality is low because I’m only preplanning atm. Will make my shirts when the Blu-ray releases
Read this in Joakim Brodén's voice. Good shit
you'll like this a whole lot better with the wrapping off
300!!
Sabaton concept album about Alita when
Tree huned
good dad Ido
I love you all
Ok that song is comfy, calmed me right the fuck down again.
Bedtime for me anyway, anons.
Nighto.
I'd be perfect then, I'm asexual
here you go Voiceanon
I can't believe they seriously considered cornrows
China bro was right. The history of women really can end here. You literally can not top this level of perfection.
Usually I can when someone is making a move on me but my mind zones out, thinking about Alita, so I just let it happen until they lose interest kek
>I'll let Ido know and we can start dating
The only good ones are 1, 12, and 34.
Kissu
Happy 300 frens.
tfw all of them look worse than what we got
Imma eat some chocolate and have a lovely eavining
Kek I’m glad he kept the hairstyle we see in the movie, it’s nicer
These all look weird except maybe the first one
Remember, you can never leave
It doesn't, they shared it on twitter
They probably should have put it after the credits tho
>BOOP
>Gotcha user
my goodness most of these are awful
They're way too tryhard
Thanks for the picture!
Perfect~ We can head to the beach after.
Instrumentation Technician
She's cutest when crying
Founds comfy fren
You say that like I'd have a problem with that.
not necessarily
>We can head to the beach after.
I don't even know what those look like, we don't have them in Mars.
It’s a harsh world in the dating world for autistic people
The strong prey on the weak, most just go unnoticed. To me, normies are the autistic ones
autistic people into weeb shit are true to themselves and know what they want
>mfw I suddenly remember I wanted to eat flan at night
>mfw I forgot to buy flan again
>Juts have vanilla tastes user
>FUCK
I was wrong. Give me all the possessive, protective Alita you got, up to and including yandere Alita.
How many threads until we can go to Zalem?
>you can never leave
999
Ah, they're beautiful! Nothing like the warm sun, and hearing the gentle crash of waves on the shore...
I really gotta write that script
I definitely admire people who're true to themselves. I definitely try to be. I'm right on the middle between normie and autist (maybe a little more on the autist side), so it's real tough.
there is no beating this
>Get ready bois we're going to Zalem in a few weeks
IRON CITY FUCKING SHITS
>just have vanilla tastes
still better than the user who got off on limbless pendant Alita
Took me a while, but I've also come around to it. We're in deep now, brother.
>Ah, they're beautiful! Nothing like the warm sun, and hearing the gentle crash of waves on the shore...
Let's go!
^w^
*sigh
Look at this dude
>tfw Rosa is just as cute as Alita
Don't remind me of that guy.
You mean Kishiro?
Whenever weird fetish shit shows up in a Manga the old truism is that weird fetish shit is the weird fetish of the author who is trying to subtlety magical realm you.
Pshh, nothin’ personnel kid
let's not forget that Alita is a badass
>You're staing with me tonight user, and you are giving me your phone
>No other girl is gonna text you again, I'll check your contacts and delete all the women
>It's just for your own good user
>And when you leave tomorrow you're going to text me when you get back home
>And you are going to tell me every single thing you're plan on doing for the rest of the day.
Is Yea Forums slow as fuck for anyone else? I bet Nova did this
> 999? I can make that in OCs!
> I’ll spend most of my days here /heal/ posting user
> we can make enough OCs and heal enough anons so we can all get to zalem
> we can even spread the word or Alita outside of Yea Forums and meet-up for the sequel and the third movie
> we can keep these going forever...
> I'd do whatever I had to for all of you. I'd give you whatever I have. I'd give you my heart
Sure thing~ Let's head to the boardwalk.
Looks like I'm starting now
rip when?
the only other frame i can think of that's on this level of cuteness is when she's on the rooftop bridge at night, following ido, when she thinks he's the murderer, but i don't have it, i just remember it from the movie
It's a bit of a mess for now; I wasn't planning to upload it until I had tidied it up, but here's the complete list so far: pastebin.com
Some of the unarchived threads might have 404'd by now. In that case, simply copy the thread number and paste it into the archive.4plebs url used for the archived threads. (E.g. archive[dot]4plebs.org
When Bluray/Streaming hits, expect it may-ish.
Fuck, i love the cyberpunk pink mohawk look
>99
I'm taking some chocolate in case they don't have any there
Hate to drop what I'm working on early but I've got a couple of things planned with competitive and possessive Alita. Plus of course fulfilling kissu-user's request too.
mmmmmmmm
Don't wanna mess with her
yeesssssss
How can meatbois even compete?
Fuck, max comf
>tfw you see everything
If you want. We can get you some chocolate ice cream too, it's nice to have something while you walk around.
I want to make someone this happy one day
Just talked a buddy who saw this movie. He agreed with me, that the movie was really bad.
Guess that makes two of us!
Nothing wrong with an opinion, fellas! It just is what it is, you know?
Not a good movie! Oh well!
I have HT Bri and I'm getting HT Ali as well I'm definitely taking pics of both to see if they look good together, I unironically want this crossover so much
The quality on this is fucking amazing, the chinese rip isn't like this, right?
Whenever I see hints of Yea Forums chads posting here I lose my shit Kek
way to go user you added an image this time
I'm so proud of you
It only took me like a week but I made it, just in time for #300 too.
I'm no writefag, but I hope this little slice of pure winter fluff can give someone a little coziness.
I love you all, fuck the haters. Onward to #399.
>chocolate ice cream
chocolate ice cream? what is that?!
TV has been slow all day for whatever reason. Maybe companies doing layoffs, heh
I think anything with text on it like that is the chinese rip
could be better tho
Where can I read all of your stories?
I want that box set.
T h A n K Y O U so much!
It looks like there is a proper rip, and somefag added links and other cancer to it and that's the one that is everywhere. Though there are others without that shit
Anyone have the comparison between the manga page and rosa here that someone did?
Yes, I know exactly what you mean, it's when she's on a bridge overlooking him
best meme i've seen yet
>Tfw been years since I walked along the boardwalk getting chocolate ice cream and mocha
>tfw never done it as a date
Thanks, user
>together
sadk.gif
I don't care if he's a meme, I'd love nothing more than Idris Elba mocapping and voicing Briareos
Once I get done writing here in a bit I'll dig in. Looks like it'll be right up my alley!
>cozy_winter_alita.png
>image limit reached
Don't get sad Voiceanon, I'm sure Alita is willing to go with you. She'll keep you company and make you smile with her cuteness.
Writefag should write a comfy a day at the beach with Alita short story and you should read it voiceanon
It’d also be cool if there were stories for the girl anons, from Alis perspective when she dates Hugo
I’d do a voiceover but my accent is thick and I’m sick rn but I’ll definitely look into it as well
That would be unironically great.
i knew someone would know exactly the face i meant cozyalita.jpeg
Do it
Nought Shitter
Thanks~
That's a really cute idea...Something nice to daydream about.
ABSOLUTELY!! I'm writing my own beach scene right now, but I'd LOVE writefag's take on it, he's...definitely a lot better than me.
>Alita dating hugo story from her perspective
oh god please
IT Security, not in charge of firewalls tho
Writefag has definitely inspired me but I’m too harsh of a critic on myself to write
As far as the voice I can larp a fairly decent one but I must train to make it sound more American first
I'm so fucking proud of you all we're making so much good content to keep our girl alive in our hearts.
I can give it a crack though writing as girlanon might be rough while I iron out the links.
You also might want to collect the pre-generalization alita threads that hit bump limit like
archive.4plebs.org
Since those are the ones where people had just seen the movie for the first time.
I just found some sweet new webms
Last img
Internship at a recording studio with opportunity to continue after my internship is over. It's an exciting time.
At least it was a cute one.
That dog had bigger balls than half the hunter-warriors in the bar.
Specifically it was a promotional piece they did with the "WeRateDogs" twitter account.
twitter.com
Prepare that bread
i made that one :3
Goodnight everyone, keep up the good work!
>cuddle_with_ton-.jpg
Compliments to your crew
You probably never will though. Oh well!
I want my bread
Sweet dreams!
>chair_clattering.png
Sleep well
I'm baking bread now
>alitaoven.jpg
GIVE
Does anyone know what those things at carnivals when you hit it with the hammer and ring the bell is called?
Wait for bump limit first user
New thread frens
High striker
>sorry.jpg
huh, okay. Thanks, user!
Why were you asking anyway?
That's it from me. Probably just a one and done. Like I said, I'm no writefag. Just writing that was like pulling teeth lol.
It felt fucking great though, so maybe I'll give it another go. We'll see I guess.
Writing something.
It's all practice friend
Bump limit?
just reached it