I work at a movie theater, ask me questions.
I work at a movie theater, ask me questions
Noah Brown
Eli Butler
How do you discipline the Theater Jester when he goes too far?
David Brooks
BDSM
Parker Reed
But that just encourages the Theater Jester!
Lincoln Rodriguez
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE
Robert Powell
Are you the wagoe that cleans up the trash I throw on the ground?
Josiah Howard
>punishing the theater jester with something he enjoys
good way to get an unruly jester. personally, i stop feeding him for a few weeks. settles him down pretty good.
Samuel Cooper
which movie got the most applause?
Christian Barnes
people make such a fucking mess, especially at the kids movies
Yes, better on the ground than on the seat.
Matthew Nelson
How often does actual shit get found in one of the theatres?
Grayson Perry
What’s the capacity on your manlet pit and have you ever exceeded it?
Cooper Cox
How horrible is it? On a scale of tolerable to unbearable
Jordan Powell
Never, surprisingly. Condoms have been found though.
Camden Richardson
It's okay but the coworkers/culture make it more bearable.
Asher Green
My brother worked at a theatre for a few months and an old guy died in one of the IMAX rooms after he fell over the railing by accident, someone ever die at yours?
Logan Long
No deaths that I know of. We don't have IMAX, either.
Camden Ward
Only in the mines/gas chamber.
Jaxson Murphy
how can i make your life worse? spilling cock and popcorn in the same spot? Pissing on the seats?
Blake King
Spilling icee/soda on the seats/floors, leaving trash on the seats, anything involving bodily fluids, talking loud, being obvious about smuggling food or sneaking into a movie
Benjamin Robinson
sweet, going to the local theater now
Lincoln Wright
Asher Rodriguez
Grayson Roberts
How do you enforce the no singles policy?
Juan Rogers
"And how many tickets would you like, sir?"
Zachary Clark
Do you like Jules or Lane better?
Thomas Murphy
I usually drop a dump in the seats when I'm unhappy with the movie, do you get a lot of that?
Samuel Powell
You eat cock in the theatre?
Juan Perez
Do they let you work there if you've never had sex before? I never make it past the virgin sniffing dogs whenever I try to see a movie.
Robert Sanders
based
Brody Phillips
The last time I was at the theater I got popcorn and asked if they could put more butter on it they said they need to take in in the back and use the better butter. I noticed a remarkable difference in taste, now every time i go i get the backroom butter. What's so special about the backroom butter and why don't they just have it out front?