Just Spent $200 on Avengers Endgame Tickets AMA

>We are literally going to be apart of cinematic history
You are consumers. You are going to consume a product. One made by a multi billion company, carefully thought so it makes the biggest sum possible. If I eat a Big Mac I'm not making culinary history.
I hope you are some kind of troll.

10/10 really quality bait

Who the hell would want to rewatch Iron Man 2, 3, Black Panther or Captain Marvel?

Maybe for a retard

22 hours of marvel movies in a row sounds like a punishment.

Who thinks that 60 hours of Marvel dreck is a good idea
How would you not be turned off the very idea of capeshit by the time the credits for Thor start rolling

What the fuck is 4D?

Have sex

I can barely get through a lot of those movies even when drunk of my ass.

Imagine the smell of the cinema after the marvel marathon

>look at me guys I fucking hate capeshit please upvote me

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Actually, it's 59 hours of Marvel movies.

Why didn't you buy a lego with that money to donate to chairty?

Faggot

>Pay 200$ to see the new cape shit movie
>Normies in the audience are all shouting at the screen through the entire movie.

No thanks.

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Ftfy redditor freak

How are you preparing to spend 59 hours in a movie theater?

you fucking lightweight. I spent $240

>22 movie marathon and endgame
YOU BETTER FUCKING SNIFF YOUR SEAT RIGHT AFTER ITS OVER NIGGER

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I'm honestly dreading Endgame just because it wil inevitably undo Infinity War's ending, which was the best thing that ever came out of the MCU.

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I hope you’ve got enough cash to buy all the popcorn in the theatrer and stuff your fucking faggot face until you choke on one deep in your throat, you keep coughing and wheezing trying to hack it out or make it go down your stomach but you can’t because your neck and mouth is so fucking swollen you always clog your throat with shit tons of candy and coke that it’s fucked up your digestion. And then you give up hope as you collapse on the floor gasping for your last breath while all the other marvel cucks cheer and holler for the last movie and your slowly dying knowing that you actually wasted all your money to sit on your fucking disgusting fat ass to watch nonstop capeshit for three days. Pathetic.

>60 hour marathon.

Yikes.

Imagine being 15 hours in and having to sit through Dark World lol.

Imagine actually sitting through 22 capeshit movies in a row. Even diehard mcu fans would end up getting sick of it and decide to skip Endgame.

what service did you use?

a-list means it's AMC, and that looks like the atom tickets interface.

How could you rewatch the solo films for 45- 50 straight hours?

None of them, with the exception of Civil war and the 2 Avengers films are worth seeing over again. Disvel saves all the good shit for the team up movies and the rest are just filler to keep the money train rolling.

>22movie marathon
So how's this broken up? You couldn't actually watch these all in a row with no sleep

I read the total MCU running time is almost 52 hours

This 59 hour marathon must have 7 hours worth of intermission

I mean, obviously you're being a faggot ironically, but you're still a faggot.

Like you can't suck dicks ironically without being gay.

Whats sad is that there are people out there who are really like this.

Don’t forget you’re 10% tip after every movie

DRUGS user.
ALL THE DRUGS

You can smell Brie Larson's feet

>IPA tasting
code for swallowing each others jizz

>60 Hour Marvel Marathon ($125)

This better be one of those theayets with beds ands cafes otherwise that sounds like torture

It better at least have comfy recliners