Hey Jordan, remember me?

>Hey Jordan, remember me?
>I'm Keegan, we used to work together, remember? haha
>Anyway it'd be nice if you have any work for me in one of your new horror movies? Or Twilight Zone maybe?
>I'm a pretty dynamic actor, did you see the new Predator?
>no not the andrien brody one there's actually a newer one haha
>I'd really appreciate it, you're like my best friend Jordan
>Jordan, are you still there? Did you hang up? Jordan?

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>Alexa, find me a job

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>every movie related skit was probably written by peele

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I have to wonder if Keanu was hindered by Key's creative input

At the end of the day, Peele was probably the stronger half of the duo, I always found him funnier as a performer. But damn, why isn't Key getting roles? Everyone thought he'd go big after performing at the White House with Obama.

people didn't like obama as much as you think. even lefties thought he was too right wing.

Hey Key buddy welcome aboard bitch, I've been at this McDonalds for 3 years now. Want some meth?

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That has literally got nothing to do with Key having a dead career lmao

ooh boy here we go

>Yo, J boy
>It's your old buddy, Keegan..
>What's it been, months? Daaaamn!
>Anyway, I still haven't heard back from you, guess I'll have to come and kick you ass haha
>Anyway, call me back when you get this BIATCH!, I'm going to blow your mind with my rad idea for a movie we could make
>Just like old times, eh?
>Love you
>your old Pal, Keegan

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opening in US reminded me of this

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Mad TV revival when

Peele was smart enough to go for directing/writing and doing his own shit. If he didn't do that I don't know he'd have that much better career than Key to be honest. Maybe he would have been in some successful tv-show or film once or twice.

There's already a million comedic actor on TV and in films. Just look at the """"comedic stars"""" through the years, they die right away. Zach Galifianakis was the hottest shit for a while but his career has been DEAD since the last Hangover came out

Gremlins 2 skit is fantastic

>Love you
oh my god

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The gremilins 2 skit was kino

ROLL of a lifetime

It's okay Key, I hear Animal Planet is hiring.

Damn son

Keegan is like the Yea Forums of normal people in society lmao