How did they get away with this?

>Ted Williams rookie card
>has been brapped on
>mint

is there a HD version of that webm? my dick would appreciate it.

>it wasnt real
Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her braps would only make it more valuable.

>has been brapped on
sounds pretty mint to me tbqh

IMAGINE THE SMELL

I mean, I think shirtless chad letting a girl ride behind him on a pony would fly. As long as she's in back.

Also, fast forward to 1:46
youtube.com/watch?v=qy36jR_-U2c

It was a long ago time in 2018.

Lauren Holly

>not smashing the cake onto your dick and telling her to clean it with her tongue while you play gameboy

GOD
DAMN
IT

buh buh buh based

It used to be ok to admit that teenagers can be attracted to adults. Now we have to pretend that never happens.

>Only thing that could make it better would've been that the woman was his mom.
who the fuck has fantasies about fucking their mother?

sick fuck

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Get away with what?

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Imagine thinking it's comparable.

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>his mom isn't hot

lol

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i have my fist pubic hair at nine, so i could say that i would fuck her. it would be a sad mess - like still is - but god dammit i would do it because thats what a man do.

> jim carrey was her boyfriend, better use a condom, kid

Oh my

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Variation on a theme

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God, I wish that were me (the milf)

>Carl

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small time

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based webm. made my peepee hard. post source, i wan't to experience those kinos to their full extent

These old movies are more erection inducing than modern porn.

It was a different time, a better time

Yes, this is THAT Milla Jovovich

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Imagine thinking lolis don't have lewd thoughts.

fucking lucky little cunt get to stick his little weewee and shoot his load in her warm women body

Because modern porn stinks. Vintage softcore or vintage italian porn is where its at

¨

Deep End (1970)

Private Lessons (1981)

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>It used to be ok to admit that teenagers can be attracted to adults. Now we have to pretend that never happens.
Sauce?

I think there may be some kind of satirical intent, OP.

Wait is that guy underage with a grown woman?

Nicest thing ever put on television

based

where did they find this footage of Barron and Melania

>tfw no vintage italian gf

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>Live next door to kid who is a couple of years older than me
>Lives with his mother and aunt
>He's alright, but he's not firing on all cylinders
>One day in the summer, when everyone is in the street, some woman starts arguing with his mother
>She alleges he'd inappropriately touched her daughter (daughter was like 11, I was about 12 and he was about 14)
>Entire street is watching what's going on
>His mother plainly tells her that she knows he wouldn't inappropriately have touched the daughter because if he "wanted to do anything like that" he had "two at home already"
>mfw honestly took a further 2 or 3 years before I knew what she meant
>mfw they had already moved out by then

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>vintage italian porn is where its at
my nigger

>vintage italian porn
Italian porn has a lot of momcest,italians really are a bunch of momma's boys

how did the other woman react to that?

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There's even that classic ''with aunt is not a sin'', which got into me this eternal MILF fetish ever since I watched it back in 2001.

saw a commercial where a girl gets out of a shower accidentally drops her towel and when she bends to pick it up she get mounted by her dog

Based mom knows that milf ass is superior to loli ass

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have you guys ever committed incest?

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this was the best part of high school

define "commuted"

define "incest"

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God they were literally gangbanging her

sadly no

This makes my peepee big peepee.

>grab card
>*sniiiiiiiiiffffffffffff*

Fucked your cousin, aunts, whatever. I had my first time with my aunt, for example.

How did she still have a career after this?
youtu.be/wgLEBxAo7hY

He was a costar and it was his birthdY

>commuted

>mother I'm gonna freak
gamers rise up

so this is one of those threads, huh

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>tfw even if I wanted to my sister is ugly as sin and my mother old and not exactly a keeper herself
I'm always so jealous of anons with hot sisters and moms.

>women will give you birthday kisses when you’re underage
Haha y-yeah we all got those

tfw I was told that the kids in this video were her actual kids and I believed it

youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

very interesting post

>Brie Larson
trash list

can you guys believe this is not porn?

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Minty

Is that Dr Melfi?

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>being my dad's cave brother
fucking gross

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Yeah, that's one of the proofs that women and men are not equal, and that's ok.

rolling

You gonna storytime us up or what

How did they get away with this?

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An older women who sexually engages with a child is fucked in the head and deserves to be in jail

t. woman

shhh, no reality now, just fantasies

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>Imagine thinking it's comparable.
It is and people had less of a problem with it in the past. Elvis married Priscilla when she was 14, Jerry Lewis married a 13 year old etc.
youtube.com/watch?v=jWZ3EHjUx_E

me in the back

Sauce my shit up senpai

What is it then?

>Milf fucking neighbor fuckboi
Mom,No!!

What was the commercial for?

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My mom is considered hot and I have hot cousins but I seem to lack the incest gene. Outbred as fuck.

To be fair he definitely did, kids who are sexualized will do it to their peers, which is a huge red flag

roll

>”but first you have to give me a kiss”
>she then kisses him on the forehead
Is this dumb bitch retarded? Get out my room you weird cow.

Roll

Just once.

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t. homosexual

>[CHAIR CLATTERING]

i have one hot cousin but that's it

This reminds me of that time I got into e-whoring.

One time I was trying to convince this guy to send me money for the strip show but he just kept finding ways to waste my time and it pissed me off. He keeps offering to live with him and he would give me money and shit like that. Some how he also starts talking about his kids. Eventually I snap and say "maybe instead of trying to take care of some random slut you should take care of your own kids". He then went into this story of how his wife would sexually abuse their kids. Like taking away their toys and not giving them back unless they "kiss mommy down there". It was pretty fucked up to actually hear it from someone directly.

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>young george constanza

When I was a little kid me and my cousin would kiss a lot, I don't know how she feels but I cringe everytime I remember it
I'm talking about a first cousin here, I have no feelings for her now but there's another of my first cousins that it's really hot and I fap to her from time to time

don't watch it guys, it's from the shittiest mexican soap opera: La Rosa de Guadalupe

or maybe watch it idk, i guess at least it's good for laughs

hot as fuck but if you don't post screencaps your still a useless whore

That's the show where everyone's problems are solved in the end by praying to the Virgin Mary, yes?

It sucks.

your gay the baseball card sounds kino

what manga is this ?

>show where everyone's problems are solved in the end by praying to the Virgin Mary
Fucking heathens, this is why we need a wall.

Don't be,my mom is cute as fuck but i'm too much of pussy to try anything with her

are skype messages save forever? If I can remember what the log in is I will.

>previously on The Shield

Some men could get away with this, couldn't they? It really isn't a problem if it's done innocently, something feminists can't understand.

lucky bastard

God, the south park "nice" thing is so spot on I cant believe it.

what

youtu.be/h7SpXGz-XOc

That would be pure cringe. Women and men are not the same and dynamics are not the same.

South Park's first 10/15 seasons were so spot on in general that it's actually scary.
Their episode on transgender shit, the one with the classroom election, the sexual harassment panda... I don't know how one show that's so juvenile and "toilet humour" can be so accurate and relevant 15/20 years later.
Hell, the Kanye episode where he becomes a gay fish was made before the incident with Taylor Swift at the grammy's. Let that sink in

But, look, men can kiss girls just to be nice to them.

I couldn't get into the account, i am sorry bro.

>late father
Being able to cuck your dad is the best part of the mommy fantasy.

yep,this post is based

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>he picks game boy, cake and a baseball card over that babe
>I'm the gay one here

>what feminist think rape culture is like

Plack Pantie Sister

Damn straight. I hate divorced/widowed/step/single mommy stories. I love seeing a mommy just completely give into her primal urges.

>no Monica Bellucci
Shit deal.

Kissed my cousin a few times when I was much younger. Was staying with my aunt and two cousins while going through puberty and they'd make fun of me and tease me a ton. One was older and would just tease but the other was only a year older and is the one I kissed and would talk about sex stuff with. Looking back it was pretty weird and I'm glad that it never went passed kissing or teasing since I'm sure I'd have knocked one up and we'd have full blown retard babies. I do still have erotic dreams about the cousin I kissed maybe once a year or so but other than that haven't spoken to them in ages.

never seen anything like this

Kanye West had been a blowhard idiot for years before that Taylor incident

based

that's not really true. 3rd wave feminism was a thing when this came out and it taught women to be sexy, strong, and confident in themselves. So a woman showing off her body and actually being able to was empowering. NOWADAYS there's 4th wave feminism which pushes that EVERYBODY is "equal" and they discourage showing your body and being sexy because they think it makes beta girls feel bad instead of them looking for actual female role models, they should focus and try harder to be LIKE MEN, instead. Women have less power nowadays than they have in a long time.

absolutely based
what a chad 14 year old

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Yeah, but it was all relatively low-key before that

3rd wave: "rape is literally the worst crime imaginable"
4th wave: "all men are rapists and a women can never be wrong"

seeth more

I had an older cousin who forced me to suck her toes as punishment for losing in video games, despite I finding it weird at the time I appreciate how she had the decency of washing her feet first.

>2019 most based post ever

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you got a problem buddeh

>dildo on a female
get out nuboy

based!

Is that a young Lauren Holly?

unironically me

Based and Incestpilled

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I’ve just littered my belly with stick white man piss. What do?

>Milla Jovovich
She was 14 when that episode aired

milfy city is kino
but his roommate is by far the best, the young one

What's your unironic unfiltered opinion on female teachers that sexually seduce their undeaged male students user?

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over a certain age its not worth wanking over

this thread

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>but his roommate is by far the best
based
>the young one
not based

>but it's not though
So you lack the imagination then...

If it's real, it's disgusting beyond measure. It's one of those things that has to stay in the realm of fantasy to maintain its appeal

rated PG

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moommyyy

Huh, this image is interesting

roll

I had my first time with my mom's cousin when we went to swim in a river (we lived in the boonies at the time, bunch of relatives being neighbors and shit). She was 30 and I was 17, I have no idea of how she didn't get pregnant, guess I got lucky.

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Even the porn today is souless...

Is that a young Joe Biden?

LOL sauce?

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>disgusting beyond measure
How? It's disgusting when a man does it to any child. But an adult woman is naturally submissive and meant to be conquered, you are such a naive little shit if you think those high school boys don't love every second and continue loving it til the day they die

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holyyysheitttttt
new fetish: engaged.

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rolrolrolrol

ROLLING

This is one of the hottest women who has ever lived. God damn.

How old is he supposed to be

camon brew

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Here I go

more?
please
also, history time?

oh boi

going in

Lord I remember that shit. Believe it or not it was kind of a big deal at the time.

based

Rolleando

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I'd say they're extremely fine ladies.

On that note, what's some classic /ss/ kino ?

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Why is Carl molesting David Bowie?

>The series follows the lives of the residents of the small town of Rome, Wisconsin, where weird things happen, including cows' udders exploding and a spate of people turning up dead in freezers. The show dealt with unusual topics for the prime-time television of the period, such as abortion, incest, homophobia and LGBT adoption, transsexuality, racism, belief in God, medical ethics, polygamy, polyamory, adolescent sexuality, date rape, cryonics, the Holocaust, shoe fetishism, masturbation, animal sacrifice, spontaneous human combustion, and constitutional rights. Illustrative of the subject matter is that the regular cast included a judge, two lawyers, and a medical examiner. Religious issues were frequently discussed, and the town's Roman Catholic and Episcopal priests were frequently recurring characters.
wew lad

MOMMY

give me

purplepilled

Sister and I did everything but fuck

God damn I remember just staring at girl's asses/tits in class and slowly jerking my cock with my hand through my pocket. I did that so much when I was 14, someone had to have noticed at one point.

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MOMMY ROLLING MOMMY

rollll

imagine this was real

FUCK I WISH THAT WERE ME

If your mom is hot enough that you'd fuck her then you yourself must certainly be good looking enough that you don't need to lust after blasted out post wall post menopausal puss.

If anyone knows how to fix this problem of skype not being able to connect I will grab the screenshots.

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The thing is, older men/younger women couples are more common in reality whereas old women/boy couples are rare outside of teachers fucking their students.

t. Girlfriend is 13 years younger than me

Ah yes, this game.

Based AND Redpilled

ROLLIN

this isnt a big deal
theres a restuarant near where i used to live called ruby tuesdays and all the waitresses would kiss you on your birthday, until you were ourteen then it was a hat wth all their lipstick kisses on it

Try manually updating Skype. Should be under Help. If that doesn't fix things, check your firewall settings to see if it's permitted through (it should already be, if you've used it before).

I have manually updated it in the past which is the the part that confuses me the most. I used skype in the past on this computer and then one day I kept getting this that error.

Let’s see

imagine the scene with a little girl instead of a little boy
>yuri lolicon is the hottest thing ever

underrated post
thank you kind user or the chuckle

What's going on in this thread, aunt diane?

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>CAWK
>SUCKED
>KID

oh well better keep it in the family

if by incest you mean banged your cousins, cousin from the other side of her family, then yes.

I was 12 in 1991, and she was a year older than me and horny as fuck. she almost had us caught a shitload of times (including in A&P twice, and in the movie theater), and her mom would have shot me in the fucking face if she caught me balls or face deep in her daughter. we would make scarce every time we were at a family gathering and fuck like dogs for years. she got married in college, and last fucked at thanksgiving. we are pretty sure her 1st kid is his. the 2nd, 3rd and 4th kids are mine. her husband has no idea whatsoever about it.

that whole summer I was under siege from a 13 year old girl stalking me for sex. I will always love my uncle for he is a GODTIER bro, and cut me some keys for the garage and the basement that had an outside door, and a shitload of soundproofing. he knew what the game was, and ran mad interference for me, and bought me those huge as fuck boxes of rubbers, and explained lube, which we didnt need since she was dripping like a tsunami every time. come to find out, her mom was the only one that didnt know. her dad said we would have been perfect as a couple, and I am the kind of guy he wishes his son in law was, since dude is soiboi complete with switch, beret and soilent. she says he hasnt been able to get an erection even with viagra and playing with his prostate since 2006.

she wont divorce him because catholic, and waiting to him to choke and stroke and die. yes he does the choke and stroke with a flaccid penis.

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>ugly fatkid detected

As long as you can locate the .db chat log file, you can use an online viewer like skypebrowser.com to read it. It should be under AppData \ Roaming \ Skype. Uninstalling/reinstalling might have to be done, but make sure you have the .db file backed up somewhere first.

wtf that's so sad. why did she marry him? being catholic is no excuse for marrying a complete loser.

>Vintage softcore or vintage italian porn is where its at
so much this

>not even remotely attracted to my mother
>not even remotely attracted to pedo shit (loli/shots)
>get absolutely DIAMONDS whenever I see /ss/

What the fuck is wrong with me lads.

dammit, I came late

Light Yagami?

in the skype folder do you know where the .db file is located?

you have good taste

Is that when you found out you were 100% gay?

>she says you have to kiss me
>she doesn't let him kiss her and instead kisses him on the forehead
was it autism?

yes

Skype\\main.db

her mother the bitch. same thing that has been a millstone around everyones neck for decades.

>HE'S GOT A DEGREE!!! MARRY HIM, AND STOP HANGING AROUND WITH LORI'S COUSIN, HE LOOKS LIKE A DEGENERATE WITH THAT HORRIBLE BEARD AND THAT TRASHY RACECAR!!!
Mom its an 560 SEC mercedes he restored and he isn't a bum he's a nice gu....
>ITS TRASHY AND LOUD!! WHY COULDNT HE GET A GOOD CAR LIKE YOUR BROTHERS CAMRY THAT'S A GOOD CAR!!
Thomas doesnt own a camry mom, its an impala
>IT'S A NICE FAMILY CAR!! BESIDES WHAT KIND OF MAN BECOMES A MECHANIC IN THIS DAY AND AGE!!
Mom he owns his own business and is doing really well
>HE'S A BUM!! HAVE HIM CHANGE THE OIL IN MY CAR AND IT'S MAKING A NOISE!!

she hates my guts to this day, and hates my mom even more. my mom is a hair from dropping the bomb on that fucking bitch.

I have also never abandoned my kids. I might have cucked him, but he begged for it since I'm 90% sure he's either a fag, or a retard. I've honestly spent more time with them than he has, and they love me to death. my oldest (the 2nd girl) knows I'm her dad and she said it was the happiest day of her life when me and her mom sat her down and told her when she was 9.

I moved out of state, to follow them to florida, and my son lives at my house. it kind of makes me sad, because we would have been twins at 20, except I will admit he is "prettier" than me. he's a damn good guy, and I'm proud to have been part of his life. no shit we finish each other's sentences. they are my joy, and I let them know that. I would be like my cousin on my moms side of the family who killed himself shooting up that shit heroin they have in nj if I didn't have her and them. the day he dies, and once the ink is dry on his death certificate, we are going to vegas to marry with the kids as our wedding party.

if you guys think having kids is a drag, it is and it isnt. they will be the greatest thing to ever happen to you.

you know, besides making them.

Imagine having prime Lauren Holly in her undies shooting a scene with you as a horny 12 year old.

getting a little too "creative writing course" now.

this was all middle school. thank you sanchez elementary.

If the woman was his mom, to suck those milkers wouldn't be so shocking because he already did it.

I think it's dope if they are hot, and if the dude is at least 14, it's not a crime, we all wanna fuck hot teacher pusy, and if you say otherwise then you're more than likely a faggot.

patrician

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holy shit imagine how many latex fetishes came out of this

lmao bruh this isn't true but even if it was you are unbelievably fucked up, holy shit, and you're uncle is a pedophile who jerked off to the thought of you fucking and he belongs in jail

its been nearly 30 years with her. we have been through some shit. my kids are all amazing for zoomers. I know my son shitposts on /biz/

how do I know you ask? because he got the IP banned for shitposting last year. its what the BANNED page said. it was awkward to bring up that I wanted to post dank bane memes but he got the IP banned, and didnt have the common courtesy to reset the modem.

the little thing between her and her mom is from a recording she had.
when her mom dies the fucking lollipop guild is going to come out and sing ding dong the witch is dead.

This desu

This would be a lot easier if I could remember who the guy was.

This isn't even half of the usernames on there.

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milfs are great, incest is trash

he didnt want to get blamed for a 13 year old getting pregnant by a 12 year old on him and his wife's watch, because his wifes brother would have shot him.

The AoC should only be for ugly people. Attractive peope should be able to have sex with anyone they want.

Based femanon. I hope you'll be able to find the goods. I'd have tipped you for the effort in your heyday desu

Girls get crushes on their male teachers all the time. I would guess it actually happens more often than boys having crushes on female teachers. It’s just that it happens more often with the older women because they think they will get away with it

I fingered my older female cousin in her sleep when I was only 12, and she was 16.

Is it because feminists can't get married that they have such retarded ideas about what age is and isn't appropriate?

low test post

absolutely based

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Keep holding on to this fantasy, if it helps you sleep at night

have sex

based velvet dipper.

with your cousin

why? The majority of these women arent bad looking they could score cock easily. Do they enjoy taking some kids virginity and putting their career and social life in jeopardy? Doesn't make sense to me

with ur mum m8

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what is wrong with that dog

Mary Swanson could still get donkey punched

giv

Reminds me of a situation that happened in my school. Male Teacher , cute blonde student. Blondie confesses her love for him. Shes on the verge of 18. Smart guy says "next year you are going to college you are going to have the time of your life meet and date lots of guys" She comes back after a year, still has the hots for him , he relents they date and as far as I know they are still together

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Why has nobody posted this

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How did they get away with this?

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>. Vintage softcore or vintage italian porn is where its at
My spaghetto :3
Also based

reporting in

While hot they still cheated on their husbands so should have centipedes inserted into their pussies.

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>staying together with a thot
Cringe and bluepilled

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>tfw my future model cousin and I lost our virginity to eachother and had sex multiple times everyday when I stayed the Summer with them when I was younger
>tfw I still have sex with my cool wine aunt from the other side of the family, my dad's younger sister, everytime the family gets together at our lake house and we talk about running away together to another country and being together permanently
>tfw we're both in LTRs and never will actually go through with it probably even though we have the best relationship ever and if we weren't related we would have been a perfect match and probably lived an amazing life together

I'm not even white trash either, we're WASPs from old money. West Virginia mountainfolk have the right idea about banging their relatives, sadly it doesn't work that way here in civilization.

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MASKYU SUM CURL

Extremely Based & Utterly RedPilled

>aunt
Ew an old hag, marry your sisters.

>Incest fags

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Cool larp, bro.

Based Clint Chadwood

They are fucked in the head though.

We're almost the same age.
Not a LARP, I've posted about it here before, usually with a picture of Caroline Rhea because her cool wine aunt personality reminds me of my actual cool wine aunt.

>Alitafaggot thinks it can judge anyone else

Your little movie was shit, that character is an ugly shitskin in real life, you will never get a sequel, and you will die alone and unloved you fat ugly neckbeard weeb. Kill yourself immediately you niggerfaggot.

Funny, that's what I think every time I scroll past your reddit tier general threads for a failed film franchise made for pedophiles and niggers.

Back to your uggo spic worship general Yea Forumseddit9kfugee. Build the firewall.

99

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have sex

>be me
>live life almost exactly like this
>almost every week I'm essentially a different person, a new person with new hopes, dreams, personality, outlook, traits, manerisms
>have a default mode I always switch to, in order to preserve an aura of normalcy around friends, family, fiance, coworkers
>constantly paranoid they can see through my sham
>real me (that's essentially not the real me but is, the me that changes every week or so) is constantly trapped behind a facade of feigned normality
>every personality change plunges me further into an abyssal chasm of not knowing what's real, what's fake, what's normal and what's weird
>every week throws me further into a void of darkness blighted by irrational thought, shifting demeanors, and horrid waking nightmares
>stopped seeing shrinks once I realized they may see me as a threat to myself or others, and take my life away
>I fully acknowledge this will all blow up in my face one day, but this train I'm on is past the point of no return
>Somedays I barely can see anything through a hazy fog, other days appear right as rain, squeaky clean with no filter, I have no control, it controls me
>the other day I spent two hours driving around in circles through the neighborhoods around my house because I thought I was being tailed and I didn't want to lead the pursuer to my family
>walk inside and my fiance asks why I was idling in the driveway for so long
>I could have swore I was driving that whole time, but I watched my dash cam footage and I was just sitting in my car air drumming to the same van halen song over and over again
>I don't even fucking like van halen
>two weeks ago I parked in the grocery fandango
>oscar wilma foxtrot charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie
>ORANGE BASS
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Fucking zoomers, man. They've been in the deep end of high def free porn their whole lives while being completely devoid of having any real relationships, only fucked up shit gets them off.

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he was a villain in that movie

>devoid of having any real relationships, only fucked up shit gets them off.
Sound like our guys

How did Japan get away with THIS?

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There's a separation of fantasy vs reality. Nobody wants to fuck their mom, but a fantasy of having a hot DTF mom? That's hot

Literally what the FUCK is this haha

I miss being a 12 year old kid and fantasizing about stupid unrealistic shit like this.

these are both wrong because the feminists of today call themselves 3rd wave. and the univerisities teach that they are 3rd wave too and that's all that matters.

schizophrenia? its okay man. you can get help in the form of medication.

>your

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it was a different time

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uh

Such are dices, sometimes it happens.

>She was 14 when that episode aired
Confirming the rule of prime again.

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God I wish that were me

why is side/underboob so hot brehs

>still not asking for it

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oh cmon aunt diane

Fuck is up with her feet?

>roommate
>not playing with the incest patch
also Judy was the hottest, shame she will never get more content

You can thank James Gunn!

>CAKE AND BING BING WAHOO OH WOW

this

I hate faggots as much as the next guy but c'mon, I couldn't stop staring.

Absolute taste 10/10 opinion. 90s-00s American porn is great but 90s-00s European porn is out of this world.

underrated post

No but I've certainly wanted to. Had some really hot cousins growing up.

>gameboy with no games
thanks a lot cunt

Remake when?

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Kids are fucking lucky but they're also retarded for getting caught or telling someone most of the time.

Holy fuck PLEASE let this be a deepfake video

That's obviously a kangaroo

That slut wishes she had a body like that, fuck off.

>Jeesh who ordered the seafood? I can smell it from here!

Honest question here. If a cunt smells like tuna is it not safe to eat out?

If they haven't had a chance to wash at the end of the day and they're wet it'll have a little stank but it's fine

If it has a really pungent odor avoid it

roll

>Only thing that could make it better would've been that the woman was his mom.
This.

imagine being the guy who got bottom left