Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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Austin Thompson
Jason Butler
Grayson Brooks
First post best post
Kayden James
Slow afternoon comf
David Davis
Didn't Yea Forums ban generals? Why is this garbage allowed to exist?
John Stewart
BASED
FUCK CHINESE ALITA SHILLS. THESE THREADS ARE HIRED SHILLS THAT POST ALMOST ALL DAY AND ISNTANTLY MOVE TO THE NEXT THREAD AND QUICKLY REPORT YOU FOR ANY "RACIAL SLURS" AGAINST CHINESE
YOU'RE PAINFULLY OBVIOUS
The reply to poster ratio is always insanely high, before I started posting here which was 2 weeks ago.
The content in this so called general is extremely shallow.
All your editing styles of your humorless shit memes are all very oddly similar.
And your movie is some B-tier shit movie that most everyone thinks is shit except you autist shills.
Aiden Jones
Hello new thread. Please be healed by Arita.
Gabriel Richardson
We had our fun, but let's try to ignore the psycho shitposter in this thread, friends. He's had enough (You)'s for one day.
Leo Johnson
SOMEONE POST THE SCREENSHOTS OF SITES HIRING CHINESE SHILLS FOR THE MOVIE
Nathan Robinson
First post most GODLY post
Nice work
Ayden Hill
Hmm lots of haters today.
Hudson Lewis
Road to 300
We're making history boiis
Brayden Fisher
I think some people might have been served termination notices. The levels of cope suggest it.
Adam Adams
Man, the redditors and spergs are in full fucking swing right now, they suck at blending in. Nice that the mods are on our side.
Luke Watson
FOR THE LAST TIME
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY ASS!
Leo Hall
>user I've sent you 5 messages and I only got 1 back
>What's distracting you?
>You better not be talking to another girl
Jayden Clark
>5 posts questioning the legitimacy of the general
>7posters at this time
Wow, could it be more than one person sees how artificial this all is???!!
Julian Perry
time for comfyposting frens
Lincoln Russell
Back to comfyposting
Luke Thomas
Pedo-autist-general
PAG BOIS UNITES
Colton Wright
Disney shills coming back to shill for Endgame, noticing Alita is still in the catalogue, and then getting PTSD from us constantly telling them to fuck off.
Nolan Cox
No one's talking about your ass, Alita
Colton Taylor
This is thread 298
Thomas Jackson
They did BUT Alita appeals to their pedophilia waifu fantasies so it's okay
Anthony Kelly
Can you imagine the fuckin STENCH left in the theater after a showing of this weebshit pedo garbage?
Christopher Thomas
Alitanati sees everything, they can't escape.
Angel Jackson
Alita believes in you, friends. That's more than enough reason to believe in yourself.
Aiden Jenkins
Henry Hill
When are they going to announce the Blu-Ray release?
Thomas Martin
Plausible, but were they this unhinged and cope back then? I haven't been in these generals since they started - only after I saw the movie.
Levi Wright
All 5 messages were the same, so I just answered with one text..
Ryder Torres
>299 soon
>300 soon after
Double celebration.
Juan Sanders
>thanks for coming over to my new igloo, user
>sorry you got caught in the blizzard
>the weather forecast says the storm should clear in 4 months, 6 tops
>you don't mind staying with me until then, do you?
Lucas Sullivan
READ THIS POST
Based
>Disney shills are the one doing this
Nigger I hate capeshit Marvel shit, DC Aquafags and I hate nuDisney Star Wars bullshit.
You're just one of the shilled movies. We've been outing them too dumbfuck shill.
Dylan Hernandez
I am now.
Spread those metal cheeks
Luke Torres
>You either come to me or tell me where you are right now
>You don't want me to come look for you again user, or do you?
Nathan Ward
Daily reminder to you Alita bros and sisters to never lose hope even when the going gets tough.
Ever since viewing this film, I’ve had a lot of wonderful unexplained blessings happening in my life.
From love knocking on my door to fortunately meeting some of you. Not to mention an entire new outlook in life and being more open to people.
This is the greatest discussion board online at the moment. It’s definitely opened a lot of doors for me.
Bless you all and may you stay healed.
Thank you
Brayden Hernandez
>stop talking about my ass
There is no "ass" on her to even talk about kek. Fucking flat as an infant child.
Blake Morales
Jason Powell
I'm at the market buying you a c h o c o l a t e bar
Thomas Watson
Daniel Cruz
If the FBI were worth their salt they'd raid these threads, collect the IP addresses of all the pedos who post in here unioronically, and jail them all.
None of you fuckers deserve freedom, that's a fact. Your agency is a threat to the virtue and goodness of society itself and if I were in charge I'd have you all executed without a trial.
Jason Roberts
That little face is too cute.
Joseph Martin
Buying a ticket for the very last showing in my city. This hurts.
Jeremiah Stewart
/healed/ and wholesome
Elijah Thomas
>ch-chocolate?
Samuel Sanchez
this.
Jaxson Wood
Rent free
Noah Garcia
Nice to hear user!
Kayden Turner
James Allen
Posting crying Alita. Alita in tears is cutest Alita.
Colton Gonzalez
Wtf. This is such autism. It's not even funny either it's so forced.
Chase Jenkins
One bar for each text from you that I didn't respond to
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>Psychoanon are you off your meds again?
Logan Myers
based and ted-talk-pilled. this movie is top-tier cozy and has inspired a bunch of activity on this board and quality threads. for some of us, it's shown bad things, and for others, it's been an inspiration.
Landon Rogers
>no ass on her
*ahem*
Bentley Brooks
Get a fucking life
Chase Edwards
Jeremiah Sullivan
>forbes
>Also posts a shit, generic unfunny facebook-tier gif
You shills are really bad at this.
Easton Jackson
Worked
Brayden Gomez
Good afternoon everyone, how is everyone doing today?
Time to fight the spammer
Hunter Hernandez
jesus, user. still though, it's a cool feeling, you get to enjoy the movie and laugh and tear up without feeling pressured by people around you. I was in a movie in Argentina and they were fucking LOUD. like, standing up and shouting and laughing. abualitas carrying their grandchildren, throwing popcorn when they said something offensive, or jumping and high-fiving each other when something was funny. enjoy the movie
Blake Jackson
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Isaiah Lewis
Considering the art book is still out of stock on Amazon, what will happen with the 4K Alita Blu-ray?
Asher Torres
I never watch these webm...i dont want to diminish the impact these scenes have, and if i keep watching them ill get used to it
Levi Foster
>Autistic post on how Alita healed them
>Everyone agrees but 2 people later say it's fucking weird
>"O-oh it was just bait it worked I win h-haha"
Kill yourself
Connor Gonzalez
It'll be fine or I'll cry
Tyler Sanchez
I really love the idea that jimbo and robby fucked up the marketing so badly by paying for a single super bowl ad and then dumping the rest of the 300 million dollar marketing operation into Yea Forums shilling because that's where they thought the cool new generation hangs out
Dominic Morgan
I bet it does shill. Gonna have to find another job soon.
Ethan Bell
I’m not kidding user
Point still stands
Getting worked and seething just means ya boiling over something that doesn’t concern you
So,
Worked
Henry Lopez
it's definitely in some chain bookstores, with an added $15
Oliver White
A reminder that shills ignored this but mass reply anything easier to subvert and pester/lie on. They ignore truth and fear it like a Lion.
Robert Sanders
>if I keep watching them I'll get used to it
yeah I really don't want this movie to just become a series of memes for me like the SW prequels
Christopher Cruz
Huh? I thought that movie was shit.
Lucas Nelson
This pedo/shill spammer is legitimately psychotic and has me feeling all nostalgic for mangapurist-user.
Grayson Jenkins
I really enjoy watching them for some reason.
I never needed meds
Andrew Nguyen
Implying Jimbo doesn't actively post here
Ian Ramirez
We love you too, user.
/ALITA/ loves you and Jimbo loves you and Rob Rod loves you and Rosa loves you and Alita loves you too.
Owen Ross
>animated show on Disney+
Noah Lewis
Also shills ignore this too. Any real easy to spot mistake I point out, you ignore out of fear and go back to low quality spamming.
Blake Martin
Calm down. That article is super positive about Alita and talks how there's a good chance for a sequel at this point. The writer is polar opposite of Scott, son of Mendel. I guess Forbes is playing bad cop and good cop.
Jack Rogers
Great actress
Blake Ross
TOOOoooo /comfy/. Much cozy.
Connor Watson
Personally, I thought that the movie was garbage.
Bentley Wood
He’s legit seething over nothing the little feller
Imagine, irl, a group of people talking about a subject, and out of nowhere comes a random dude yelling nonsense crying about a topic that doesn’t concern him
Kek
Charles Sanchez
and shills ignore this post too
Julian Nelson
What didn't you like about it, user?
Adam Foster
Now I expect you to not eat them all in 10min again. It's not healthy!
Hunter Mitchell
Same
Jayden Phillips
>Forbes
Nathaniel Sanchez
>boiling over something that doesn't concern you
Who even is this insane person and why do they think that their rage is going to do anything?
Like I don't think Captain Marvel is worth anyone's time and energy so I don't waste any time and energy on it. I literally do not care.
Samuel Foster
based. Fuck Chinese shills and your forced memes.
Joshua Cook
it makes it even more sad when you think that's probably how she looked at her dad dying of cancer
Cooper King
if Alita art books and BRs are constantly sold out an backed up with pre-orders, that will constantly incentivize the retailers to buy bigger bulk orders to keep filling, which builds lifetime value for the Alita brand. really looking forward to this year for sales
Josiah Thomas
Reminder to the raid poster that if you're doing this with a work computer or work-supplied VPN/home internet/phone that your employer pays for, it's open to discovery if - say - the SEC or a different company have some pending litigation against your employer. It would really embarrassing if it would come out - and discovery is public record - that you've been trying to shit on a movie that's distributed by Disney now. Wouldn't be a good look, would it? Do you think they would supply the lawyer for you if you're caught? Think again. Your employer is going to try as hard as they can to consider this a "frolic" which they're not liable for. So you will be paying for your own lawyer. So cope harder, but cope somewhere else.
Adam Johnson
these threads really are the best
even including the people who get upset about it
Parker Carter
>I can't stop myself
Aaron Watson
Hey this is just me talking, just my opinion, but I thought this movie was ass.
Kevin Nguyen
Are you really that daft? It's the same person. It always has been. He's been shitposting since the early days of /abag/. Some kind of shizo who's at personal war with jannies, mods and generals. Not sure why he latched on to this specific general, but I guess he might have migrated here from blade runner general, along with many other /brg/ posters.
Gabriel Morgan
>post some gay bullshit
>many reply
>one or two actually call them out
>"IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU STOP OUTING US GOY!!"
You're so shit.
Chase Murphy
i can HEAR this gif
(btw, this was a kino fucking shot and her expression is great)
Joshua Lee
It doesn't hurt that it looks empty. Groups of people always show up last minute. It hurts because its the last showing of the last day. After this, there's no more. Watching it at home just isn't the same.
>The making of this film contributed to the creation of 15,000 jobs and involved hundreds of thousands of work hours.
I'm gonna cry like a bitch when the credits are over.
Liam Brown
oh fuck I hadn't even thought of that
I know she channeled father/daughter stuff in the scene when Ido wouldn't put her in the berserker body but whatever she was thinking about when she was about to lose Hugo is kind of awful to think about
Adam Hughes
Saw the movie.
Did I like it?
No I did not. Thought it was pretty much trash.
Parker White
Have sex with your mom.
Zachary Jones
Ya seethe? Ya boil? Ya fuming?
Take a breather feller
Matthew Ramirez
Yup, there's a charm to all of it. I even find some kind of joy in seeing manga-purist, Jerome, pedo, or shill spammer always arriving and providing that little element to the threads. I wouldn't have it any other way. We're all family.
Camden Barnes
you can say all that about most of the scenes in the movie
Julian Hernandez
Lol wtf. No one's in trouble for shitting on these movies. I doubt anyone works for Disney and even then, they're not at that point to are if you ever commented badly on a fucking anonymous imageboard of shitposting on a movie.
Jesus fucking Christ you shills. What are you, late twenties/mid thirties?
Robert Baker
On what grounds, user? Let's have a fruitful discussion about what you didn't like about it.
James Allen
How about I just keep them in this safe and give you one a day. It's for your own good.
Kayden Gomez
Based
Jayden Fisher
you are getting desperate for (you)s Jerome, go see a psychiatrist this can't be good
Lincoln Howard
See the thing about this movie is that when you see it you come away from it thinking "Wow, what a pile of garbage."
Least that's what I thought.
James Rivera
changing up your posting style doesn't mean we can't tell that it's the same person every time
Nolan Parker
Same happened to me and my pal once.
The only ones in an empty cinema watching Judge Dredd (Stalone).
Was awesome.
People pay BIG bucks for such a thing, you got it at the price of a simple ticket.
Jayden Sanchez
William Torres
>reddit spacing
Julian Long
Matthew Wright
At first it was funny but now I’m a little worried for the dude
He must be actually insane
Andrew Robinson
Mate, all you're doing is bumping the thread and helping us out. Don't know what you're trying to accomplish other than (You)'s but this all you get.
Carson Lopez
I think you might of accidentally walked into a Captain Marvel screening user...
Lincoln Edwards
Hey buddy I'm just telling you what I thought.
I saw the movie, and I thought it was shitty. Is that a crime? Can't I voice my opinion?
Sheeeesh.
Andrew Brown
I kind of enjoy seeing movies I like with new people because their reactions make me feel like I'm seeing the movie for the first time again
Connor Turner
>reddit spacing again
Ryder Hernandez
Alita is an ANGEL
Sebastian Myers
WOW!
Barely 40 mins in and already over a hundred posts.
Thanks a lot guise and assorted shitposters.
I´ll see based 299 before bedtime!
Grayson Miller
So, to sum Alita's appearance up
>Horribly done, buck teeth/horse teeth that stick out like a fucking airstrip
>Typical Chinese boring short black hair
>Cringey big anime eyes that are somehow even worse than anime eyes
>Underager body that's flat as a board
Come on guys, just start chasing little boys like you all want to. It's obvious.
Lucas Wilson
>No one's in trouble for shitting on these movies.
Reading comprehension: -1
Discovery is public. That means even unrelated litigation can come across it, and depending on how broad it is in your state, it might become public record. And it would certainly be embarrassing to the company - especially if it's in any way involved in doing work for Disney, but also for other reasons - if it becomes public that their employee has spent almost more time shitting on Alita than doing his job. Right?
If you're using your personally owned computer, on personal time, and pay for your own phone and landline, you're not as exposed to this risk, of course.
John Cook
>it's so great
>what do you call this?
Xavier Thompson
I'm not trying to accomplish anything my man. I'm just posting my opinion in a thread whose purpose is to discuss the movie I saw.
Is that not the purpose of these threads?
Landon Roberts
>clinically insane pedoshill spammer leading the charge to #299
no one tell him
Lincoln Sanders
Hey buddy I don't really think it's all that illegal to say you didn't like a movie.
Especially when it's a movie that's as bad and poorly made as this one.
Just my opinion though!
Eli Wilson
I though her expressions of despair were so genuine I was pretty sure she channeled some real life trauma
then I heard her father died of lung cancer a few years ago
I find the scene even more effective now
Brayden Hernandez
its been well over 300 generals
Matthew Cooper
Posting repeated obvious bait posts to get attention isn't an invite to discussion. If you actually said something specific about the movie, okay, we could argue, but you just spam it's garbage. Not worthy of my time.
Ethan Hill
No, it hasn't.
Jeremiah Parker
Road to 999 generals!
Evan Gomez
I like going to the movies, it's usually a lot of fun.
Something about this movie though...I don't know guys. Just not that good! Not a fun time in the theater for this one.
Came away thinking "Hmmm...not a great movie." Idk man it's hard to put my finger on it I just really didn't like this one.
Not sure why you're all so upset by that...
Lincoln Cruz
constantly saying you didn't like it without any OC or constructive memeage is derailing the thread, we've had plenty of people here not care for the movie but still contribute to the healposting or dadposting, etc.
Adam Brown
I don't have any problem with that but you're not actually saying what you didn't like about it and you're trying to act like you're not the only one trying to shit on it in here. Maybe there's one other person, I don't really care either way.
We're here to talk about the movie. You apparently spend a lot of time thinking about it too otherwise you wouldn't bother being here. Most of us acknowledge that the movie has some weak spots and we've already spent some time talking about what worked and what didn't so we have no problem doing that again. But just spamming the thread with negativity doesn't do anything for anyone.
Colton Hernandez
>not worthy of my time
>acting high and mighty in a fucking cringey B tier Chinese movie shill thread
Wyatt Davis
Eli Myers
>Whose rules do I live by?
Ayden Johnson
>underager body that's flat as a board
ok now I know you've never seen the movie
Parker Perry
A based Alitanon posted the general count last threads or next to last.
Look it up if you wanna, it´s a long post of numbers, heh.
Jackson Williams
did they hired the dumbest redditor to shill for Endgame?
Joshua Stewart
Not everything bad is illegal. I'm just pointing out that if there's actual shilling going on, that sort of thing can become public.
Joseph Thomas
Hey dude I'm not about to read that novel you wrote, okay lmao?
I'm just telling you man, I didn't like the movie. Straight up. Okay? That's all I'm saying.
Ryan Murphy
Isaac Thompson
>there's no stopping us
Cringe.
>There's no stopping (/ALITA/)
would have been better and has the same meaning.
Nicholas Roberts
I don’t think it’s even to shill for endgame user
I think the dude is actually insane and seething over others having joy
Colton Johnson
People saying the movie was "trash" and "a pile of garbage."
I mean that's not exactly a normative statement. The movie literally begins with a huge pile of trash.
Joshua Morales
The beauty of this guy's posts is that he's adding exactly as much to the "discussion" as you hugboxing circlejerkers are. It's actually hilarious how you're all jumping down his throat and accusing him of not adding anything important to these utterly meaningless threads.
Eli Bell
>I'll take 3 large all topping pizzas!
Charles Robinson
many such cases, hope he doesn't end offing himself for a movie
Joshua Richardson
If I get home before 299 happens, I'll edit the .webm
Nicholas Martin
please don't anthrax me drawfren
Alexander Lopez
Nah man I just mean trash in the sense that it was disposable and not good.
Movie's not good! Simple as that! You don't need to look into it so deep my man! Just didn't like it.
Brayden Hall
Enjoy your cans, fren. I'm shipping them today.
Matthew Garcia
based
Dominic Evans
They don't exist.
I know this is all (You).
I know you never saw the movie because you never once discussed any actual scene or line of dialogue or anything that couldn't be gleaned from our memes and the trailer.
No one's upset with your garbage (lie) opinion. We're slightly annoyed that you're spamming up the thread with your repeated empty claims without any backing evidence in specific points about the movie from the image to the design to the plot to the characters to the music to costumes to SFX to CGI to fucking anything.
We're slightly annoyed you won't shut the fuck up and go shit on Alita for people who haven't seen it yet or who also don't like it, because you're not going to change any ones' hearts or minds on how much we like it in here, no matter what you say or how much you say it. You're only wasting our time and wasting your own time. Get fucked.
tl;dr Have sex
Anthony James
Okay if it's all you're saying then why are you still here? We've all read what you've written and now we're moving on to other things.
Justin Harris
Nah probably just the same damaged bot that tried the fake generals.
Pity the foo.
Justin Russell
>Is that his best? how will I ever recover!
Cooper Jackson
Buddy I don't get it! Why are you so mad?
It's not such a big deal that I didn't like the movie. Like yeah, I saw it, I came out of it and thought it wasn't good. That's it! No big deal guys!
Not a good movie to me!
Henry King
have some cunny my friend
Mason Nguyen
I just like to voice my opinion, dude. There's nothing wrong with that!
I didn't like the movie so I'm gonna tell people that I didn't like the movie. This is the thread where we discuss the movie, right?
Well, in my opinion, the movie wasn't good! No biggie!
Robert White
Correct.
That´s very likely his angle now after all others failed abysmally.
We´re likely dealing with TRUE autist here.
Leo Lopez
It's a shame really because I was looking forward to discussing the movie with a new person
Colton Bailey
Here, how about this yummy orange instead!
Jose Price
why didn't you like the part were they are crossing the sky in that thing with wings, that was a great scene
Levi Cox
talk me out of it
Carter Campbell
>tfw soon we'll have this scene in 4K HDR
Benjamin Moore
>Hating on best hair
Okay, you can go ahead and hand in your Man Card for that alone.
Noah Walker
Not going to. Buy it.
Isaac Morgan
do it
Brandon Peterson
Leo King
Ok then discuss the movie. If all you're going to do is say you didn't like it then all that's going to happen is that the thread will stay on top and we'll just ignore you.
Joseph Hill
Drive safely frien.
The way the Jerome autist is spamming you´ll never get there in time.
Heh.
Angel Howard
Based canbro
Thomas Mitchell
B-But 40$
And everyone else at the range would think I'm silly
Jonathan Perez
GIVE ME NOW
Cameron Gray
The movie wasn't that good.
Aaron Flores
Wipe your tears little angel.
Samuel Barnes
Whose rules do you live by?
Landon Barnes
Jesus christ that is creamy. Did you compress this? And how?
Jonathan Campbell
yeah I really loved the part when Alita first starts learning how to shoot but I can see why some people thought it might have messed with the pacing
Lucas Murphy
Really hope I don't pass by a Rosa on the way.
Eli Morris
I wish I lived in a non-Commie state
Zachary Nelson
webms have smaller file sizes than gifs of equivalent quality, I'm not sure how
Grayson King
Wtf was up with that robo-owl with the red eyes in that one woods scene? Was Jimbo ripping off fucking Blade Runner or something?
Jaxson Allen
Gonna get my waifu instead of Alita though
Senpai I live in cuckifornia
Jayden Wood
Fuck what anyone else has to say. I'm weebing the shit out of a 2 grand rifle cause it reminds me of the berserker body. Join me.
Ayden Lopez
hmm I thought that was one of my better ones
Kevin Myers
Good night thread.
Ian Jenkins
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Camden Brooks
>10% of the posters make 90% of the posts
This is the usually incorrect statement that he makes, but in this case it appears he actually made it true and exceeded it.
"Ohhhh, noooo. Loooks like he's got ussss.
Hey thanks for bringing us exit nodes and proxies. That will save us some tiiiime." - Mr. Yea Forums, probably
Gifs don't have much in the way of compression. Webms use lossy but movement-aware compression algorithms that compress the files more effectively.
Parker Thomas
I don't know what's more pathetic, the obvious trolling or y'all taking the bait.
Aiden Clark
30 ROUNDS MAGS NOW LEGAL IN COMMIEFORNIA
Juan Robinson
hey are you the other focoanon
I recognize that rifle
Ryan Adams
>that harmonica tournament arc
what was Robert Rodriguez thinking?
Blake Scott
I live in NYC, user
Alexander White
I don't mean to be rude, but am I supposed to know you? What's a focoanon?
Robert Gray
I think Jim was just playing up the bird motif that is all over the movie but I agree that was too obvious of a reference.
Nathan Clark
nvm there was another guy from my town in here earlier and I was going to try to meet up with him and I thought that looked like the gun he posted a picture of
Logan Fisher
Does this company only print on AR or AK mags? Poor SKS Tapco peasant here.
Leo Evans
More like Ashita: BATTLE ANUS
Julian Jackson
Love this
Christian Rivera
60 FPS is always extra awesome, even if just interpolated like this here
youtube.com
Brayden Jackson
I know! Golly, RR is the maddest of madlads. Mad libs kinda mad.
Oooh, or what about that scene where Vertex told Jewgo to bring him a chaos crystal, even though Vertex already had one the whole time and he just wanted to see how fast Jewgo can run and fend off attackers, testing him for the CyberX Games, the very same games Alita competes in!
Angel Baker
the harmonica tournament was super weird but I'm just glad that Figure won because he's the best character in the movie
Colton Thomas
Anyone have the archive list of threads before #250?
Aaron Anderson
night night user
Kevin Brown
I was afraid Hugo was going to actually shoot that bird, but I guess we dodged a bullet there helped by the PG-13 rating. Gratuitous violence against animals isn’t something you can get away with in one of those.
Justin Ortiz
And didn't we get enough bird motif and foreshadowing near the very beginning where that one seagull literally fucked a dead seagull on top of the trash heap? PG-13 rating! I'll never get how they got away with that.
Ayden Perry
Really?Since when?
Lincoln Carter
>gratuitous violence against animals
yeah I'm really glad nothing cute died in the movie because that would have made me upset
Josiah Williams
>Vertex
laughed out loud irl
Luis Adams
Birds are fine but if there's anything this movie needed less of, it's sex scenes
Evan Wright
Logan Peterson
A few days ago. A federal judge ruled the ban unconstitutional and many stores are now selling them.
Bentley Cox
I think it'll be back to normal soon now that the troll is gone
Ryan Bailey
Yeah, but I was still pulling through for Zapan.
Yeah, it's pretty annoying how often chaos crystals are used as MacGuffin in this film. But the CyberX Games scenes were rad!
Yeah, that was gnarly with the gulls right in the beginning, the savage going down on a fellow. How do we know that wasn't a dude seagull he was fucking? Seagull homosexual necrophilia? Jimbo is a GOD.
Speaking of birds, yeah, what was up with that scene and the talking crows? So bizarre. Felt like I was watching Alice in Wonderland for a quick minute.
Henry Wilson
nighto
.. we´ll keep on watching this weird fella here.
Xavier Sullivan
I'm also gonna be hard etching a cover like this. Final design yet to come.
Joshua Martinez
>he thinks the Disney shills won't come back while this thread is still on the same board as Disney marketing thread #23
Evan Carter
Sick user, keep us posted
Julian Perry
Captain Marvel was better. FACT!
Alexander Green
And you, haven't seen Alita. Fact!
Luis Adams
Fucking nice
Chase Kelly
welcome back user it wasn't the same without you
Christopher Foster
You'd think they'd get the memo that the Fox/Disney merger is now complete.
But while these people may be posting on company time, I'm not sure they're following instruction or doing things that have been approved by their legal department. Rather than a troll farm hired to promote a movie, I think it's more likely that you're looking on "creative" types with blue checkmarks wasting the time they should be using on creating, or their bored interns. Always bet on incompetence.
Andrew Phillips
>tfw the local imax is only showing Dumbo
Oliver Reyes
who is that and why is she dressed like Captain America
Thomas Jenkins
Wow she looks almost feminine and happy there.
Must be talking to some non-white male.
Angel Rodriguez
I think we just accidentally wrote an Alita sequel script through ironic meme shitposting.
Nice work, Alitans.
James James
Please, "I do not stand by in the presence of evil" is just a poor man's "As I live, there is no evil that will stand"
Grayson Barnes
Just stop with the generals
It's the laughing stock of Yea Forums right now
You turned Alita into a containment board you faggots
I warned you of allowing this faggotry
Julian Clark
>mfw watching disney raid its own catalog of classics
Brayden Hughes
Thanks bro
Juan Long
I'm doing my part!
Jaxon Turner
Based
Andrew Lopez
we care so much thank you for telling us this
we'll stop this nonsense right away
where were you 250 threads ago to save me from this madness
Hunter Cox
04/02/19(Tue)17:48:58 No.112318429▶
Even if they wanted to go live-action within the same universe of these properties, why not tell a NEW and DIFFERENT story? Or how about less classic, more human-centered sci-fi live action movies based on Treasure Planet or Atlantis: The Lost Empire?
Not to mention, all of these live-action movies are soulless, heartless, and don't have an ounce as much charm, beauty, art, humor, timelessness, or impact. Disgusting. Disney is ruining its own classics, ruined Star Wars, ruined Pixar, is ruining the MCU, and it's not waking up to its own wrong-doing and loss of mission statement and its top quality.
Walt Disney is spinning in his grave so fast it could power all of Burbank for years.
Cooper Morales
It was fan while it lasted but the last one and a half week was pure faggotry
I'm sure that's how /mlp/ started
Stop it now
Jacob Bailey
she's probably talking to a woman
apparently lesbian twitter or whatever is convinced she's gay
Bentley Baker
>the last one and a half week was pure faggotry
you must have felt right at home then
Landon Perez
>warning that if we don't stop our fun we might get our own board
Oh, NOOOOooooo. Looks like he's GOT UUussssssss.
Benjamin Scott
My cousin was high up in the Disney animation studio and I think he's so glad he's retired now.
The last movie he worked on was Zootopia which was like the last good original Disney movie
Ayden White
For anons who don't know. I'm sending out cans of Alita Arizona for only what they're worth plus shipping. $10 for two full cans and $20 for five full cans. I have the listings live on OfferUp. International anons can email me to get a quote.
Nathan Allen
pathetic
truly /alita/ is the home of retards and genetic dead-ends
Henry Stewart
Who the fuck would pay for this shit lol
Noah Bell
Just look at the Yea Forums catalog
How there is organic discussion and banter of films and whatever
Right now there are at least 3 threads on blade runner 2049
Look in comparison how unnatural and manufactured /alita/ is
It's basically a containment thread right now
And the cause of this faggotry is this general, namefags, fanfiction, comfyposting, nolewdsposters
You are destroying Alita you fags
Gabriel Morales
Is the user thats going to see it for the last time in NYC tomorrow in here? If so i'd like to watch it one last time
Jayden Kelly
so glad you're here then user
you're really raising the average IQ level
like a lot
we're so proud of you
Bentley Johnson
>been doing the same stuff since first general
>ruining
Try a new tactic, Jerome.
David Hernandez
Joshua Phillips
why are you still here then
Jeremiah Morgan
Evan King
I am going to sleep. Good night /alita/
Julian Murphy
>take a look at the catalogue
80% blatant Disney marketing, 10% shitposting, and 10% off-topic shit. Wow, sure showed us.
Carson Stewart
Are she going to raid Nova’s lab and use his time bending machine to resurrect Hugo in the second one? Some other user speculated that RR wants to transport Alita to 1800s Mexico for the sequel. He seemed to know a lot so it could be the case.
Owen Parker
>the-numbers.com
Looks like tomorrow, the film will break the 85M Domestic Barrier.
Good job!
Matthew Campbell
>jerome jerome everyone is jerome jerome
Now this is faggotry
I liked Alita, it's one of my favourite films but you faggots are completely far gone
Bravo fags, you fucking idiots, you fucking did it
Fuck off
I'm not, I'm just saddened how Alita turned into a containment thread and soon into a containment board
There is nothing else to discuss
Stop the general, wait for the bluray and rips and start discussing normally
Don't run Alita to the ground with this faggotry
Aiden Anderson
night user
Jaxson Parker
you are right
Adrian Harris
>Gave my discord out at the meetup
>Two people still haven't added me, but I wanna change my discord tag
help
Ian Sullivan
He is right you stupid idiot
Let this fag drink his tea
He is posting this same photo for weeks
He should fuck off to ebay
Fuck the namefags and their supporters
Robert Diaz
>Alita turned into a containment thread
good point user we really should start posting in other threads
help spread the word
Anthony Young
>we
There really is no hope with you you fucking mentally ill drones
Dominic Harris
I like that idea. Since the rest of Yea Forums keeps leaking me, maybe we should start leaking out
Angel Morris
Leo Harris
threadly reminder
Dominic Miller
The trolls today are absolutely worked into a seething shoot
Carson Rivera
Caleb Lewis
this thread needs a cleaning
Parker Bailey
Carter Reed
Yes, I'm here. At the theater I'm going to there's a Real 3D showing at 4:40 and 7:50
Aaron Nelson
Brody Edwards
Bless your soul, fren.
Oliver Morales
>I LOVED THE MOVIE BUT PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT IT AAAAAAAAAAA
What's this technique called?
Oliver Cook
It's called 'getting your own mark-ass worked' technique
It's pretty badd ass move
Ethan Rivera
ScottMendelsonposting
Henry Gonzalez
cheers fren
Hudson Anderson
thx, fren
John Gonzalez
The White Hot Head
Bentley Brooks
Thomas Gonzalez
>tfw rare reaction meme
Evan Martin
Being sane
Remove the imaginary Jerome posts and those who you think they are trolls
What do you have?
Same stale forced memes, namefaggotry, dick sucking of the namefags, a big namefag faggot trying to sell tea
Great fucking discussion lad
Keep pumping these generals
Idiot
Liam Long
>two hundred seven
Wyatt Turner
Ethan Thompson
OH SHIT SO CLOSE I BARELY MADE IT HOME
I'll make the next thread.
Camden Sanders
>the state of this seething faggot in this thread
Benjamin Nelson
Cameron Clark
>keep pumping
copy that user
Angel Green
Ryder Long
welcome back Peaches nice to see ya
Jonathan Martinez
How many pedestrians did you mow down?
Caleb Anderson
Wait why was Grewishka killing girls again? Clearly he wasn't working for Vector, because of his initial reaction, 'what are you doing wasting time with burnt out street trash'
was it Nova? was Nova getting him to kill girls just for the hell of it?
Gavin Butler
Bring it
Asher Hughes
just for funsies
Jordan Perry
good I was just gonna ask if you had uploaded your impending OC already. I was afraid I'd miss it at work.
Jacob Jackson
Nova was making Grewishka harvest organs. Vector didn't know because Nova didn't need him to know. Nova just had two different suppliers that happened to know each other.
Evan Reed
Grewishka was saved from dying in the sewers by Nova. He serves Nova. Remember how he refers to Nova with such reverence. Grewishka was harvesting organic parts for Nova from Iron City citizens.
Zachary Hill
Wow, that's some quality post you answered there
Nothing to do with him being a namefag
Nope, nothing at all
Generals were a mistake
Enjoy your namefag e-celebs
Ethan Diaz
Start baking that bread in the oven boys and girls
William Fisher
>112319853
no (yous) for low effort
Luis Carter
Posting in a minute.
Samuel Collins
Hunter Garcia
breadtiem
Landon White
imagine how much his butt hurts, like a jealous 6 year old.
John Ross
mamma mia
David Cruz
GIVE
Blake Morris
the bread is attacking now mama mia!!
Nolan Cook
Qt
Benjamin Jones
eat it
Carter Myers
New bread when?
Ayden Wood
THREAD 299
THREAD 299
Jose Sullivan
it's a almost-a ready, please-a be patient
Oliver Sullivan
Fantastic!
Angel Hernandez
>99
BASED CHECK'D
Blake Flores
Every step of the way is history
Adrian Collins
This this the kind of healing that I'm here for
Blake Parker
It's consistent and comfy almost that we have the same types of people constantly posting
Ryder Phillips
Do you really think 90% of this board gives a shit about these threads when you could all be busy discussing which actor is the most Jewish or whatever it is you talk about