2 billion

Yeah, non-Asian adults.

pikachu of course

NPC-tier taste.

This, this, this. The cinematic event of the century is about to unfold with the Return of Eggplant Man and you are all obsessing over a yellow rat. Grow up.

some things are intrinsically good, and you only deny it to be different

Why did they choose the ugliest pokemon for the live action?

Learn to think for yourself.

lopunny cunny

Okay, so in the world of Pokémon, there are no real world animals, right? Like a cow or a chicken. And if that's the case, then one can assume that people raise certain Pokémons as food, right? Oh boy, can you imagine Milktank screaming "Milktank!!!" as its head is being cut off?

Absolutely based. I want to fuck the chocobunny

Are you trying out material on Yea Forums or something

>he says before shitposting about capeshit
you're a loser just like the rest of us buddy

Yes it's canon that humans find Magikarp delicious and Pokemon eat other Pokemon all the time.

this looks terrible.

what made them think live action pokemon would look like that? pokemon are drawn in the anime style just as the people and everything else in the universe is. if the pokemon look like this IRL, then the people should by the same logic look like the characters in Dragonball Fighterz...

this is no different from Whiskers in The Last Action Hero.

Stupid.

>Okay, so in the world of Pokémon, there are no real world animals, right?

depends. in the early games, pokemon took place in the real world and there were lots of real world references. in the later games, they just sort of became more ambiguous about it.

however, they are just video games so it really, really doesn't matter.

like there aren't any bathrooms in the pokemon world either. so do they poop? maybe yes, maybe no. the real answer: who cares?

Pokemon actually canonically poop, too. There's mention of some fire types having good droppings to start fires with and a Pokemon that doesn't poop despite eating all the time is singled as being unusual.

Pokemon eat, ofcourse they would poop.

Oh shit, they DO eat Pokémons!!!

What the fuck is this?

In that case...

They should do an episode where a herd of Milktanks are being a transported, by conveyor belt, into an unmarked building followed by bloodcurdling screams of the word, "Milktank".

Oh boy... that needs to happen.

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Ludicolo, but he's also gotta go back.

I like how you also use the logic of last action hero as your basis of cinematic reality but your wrong. This is the live action universe not the anime universe. Even if ash is reviled it's still the live action version.

Registeel

Magikarp ;_;

Man I sure love the interracial couples with white women and black guys. Can't get more quintessential kino than that.

Alakazam

I don't understand the existence of this movie. This his is creepy. who tf watches this? they're not cute at all

That Aipom looks like a Jay Jay the Jet Plane character

Which Pokémon is Ash eating, here?

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Do you losers ever get tired of being wrong?

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as if I didn't think that I liked pikachu, it's literally a rabbit cat

can you post a version of this without Godzilla. I love the big guy to death, but he just doesn't fit here

It's a jerboa.

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sugimori has designed a shitton more than that

He will when his movie bombs

Is Ash eating Torchic, here?

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the mouse is scared

That's not how you spell 2 trillion...

>crashed every ticket site on the web
>doing triple the business of their $2 billion dollar movie
Yeah Disney's fucking terrified of the $75 million dollar opening weekend of this piece of shit

Gyarados

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what do they have after endgame?

a soulless toy story cash grab. soulless lion king? This is the year the public turns on Disney's lack of effort and creativity

James Turner is British

If Pokémons were real, which one would you eat the most? Which one would you feed to your kid?

Cow Pokémon
Chicken Pokémon
Pig Pokémon
Fish Pokémon

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the definion of kawaii

I've always been curious if inorganic pokemon like geodude and metagross are edible.

This show is completely bluepilled. It's what normies/npc's call, "good o cartoon fun". When I reality, it's a barbaric gore infested show that promotes killing of innocent Pokémons - who are your friends one minute, and then the other, being served onto your plate without any remorse what so ever.

Normies and NPCs: the bluepill human species that needs to die out.

I've never seen a post with this many buzzwords before. Can you not formulate any thoughts of your own?

>This is the year the public turns on Disney's lack of effort and creativity
Thanks for the laugh retard

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>defending a corporation

snorlax too fluffy, ludicolo looks off. otherwise im pretty excited

Pokémon doesn't need WB to bulk buy their tickets ;)

yeah, retards who get upset people watch something from another culture and can't understand all it offers because they have an IQ of 90.

Imagine taking a nap on Snorlax's fluffy belly.

They do if they want to make any money

Why would someone lie on the internet like this?

There's a difference between defending something and being realistic, faggot. Disney is here to stay and Detective Pikachu will be lucky if it makes a billion.

Fucking unknowns don't count.

You are the insignificant gear that helps keeps the machine turning.

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You're no more than a cog either. You're not unique or superior for parroting the bullshit manipulative people have fed you.

FACT: a wymyn designed Pikachu and Charizard.

>reynolds as pikachu
>popular cute animals
I mean, some dudes might go

When I pass from this world, my consciousness will transcend to a higher dimension. You, and countless billions will be reborn to only suffer the same agonizing fate known as life.

gb2 gaia

>defending a corporation

Medicham

capeshit posters
sneedposters
BLACKEDposters
feetposters

Here's a fun game to play WB shill. It's called "Who's More Likely to Make a Billion" it's really easy and you don't even have to leave Yea Forums to do it!

All you gotta do is go into the catalog and count how many Endgame threads there are and then how many Detective Pikachu threads there are and the one with the most threads wins! Go ahead try it out

I think these "Normies and NPC's" you talk about are people who don't take a cartoon this fucking seriously kid. Quit being a spastic.

Is your favorite Pokémon gonna get it? I’d say there’s a good chance of someone walking a houndoom in the background

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have they shown a togepi yet?

God this looks fucking horrible. The Pokemon look horrible.
I bet /vp/ is going full jihadist inshallah rn and I don't blame them.

Bulbasaur looks good. Bulbachads where we at

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I'll give you a million dollars if you survive being hung by your neck.

Nah he looks shit, and Bulbasaur was always my chosen first gen starter as well since generic dragon and PvP competitive low tier turtle aren't my thing.
Kys shill or weeb autist. Dunno which you are.

>41 posters
>81 replies
Already I know your thread is fake and gay and shilled. Kill yourselves.

3 billions, 1.5 in China only.

Found the Jap. Who could've fucking guessed?

Yeah yeah and Justin Beiber and Beyonce and Miley Cyrus also made alot of money but are absolutely shallow low quality shits.
What's your point?
50 shades of grey was a badly written book and had a shit ton of writing errors.
There's no such thing as "If a movie makes money, it's good" anymore. That and many movie companies twist their earning numbers and even have people buy tickets if they're doing bad enough.

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Haha, can't even refute me huh? Just going straight for the insults.

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>shills fighting shills the thread
how embarrassing everyone itt should kill themselves

>getting anywhere near 2 billion
>with a nigger as your star

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/this

also gen2 is acceptable too as long as there are mainly gen1 pokemons around

>Nah he looks shit
Not him, but bulbasaur looks perfect, any change would be a downgrade. And since he doesn't have hair, it doesn't have the issue where it looks slightly off as most of the others like snorlax and jigglypuff. It's literally just a fucking bulbasaur.

thatt's funny because Vin Diesel is half black

>ethnicelebs.com/vin-diesel

Based Turner

No response huh? Lol, shills hit walls in lies all the time with me in threads when I out them. Just like Alita shill threads too.
Maybe I'll move to the Marvel/DC/Disney shill ones soon too.

Anyone have screenshots of sites hiring shills for Alita? I've seen them months ago and might've downloaded them but can't find them now since the movie's finally dying down on shilling.

Funny how the one's that are less noticeably black even if they are 50% black are more liked that the OBVIOUSLY black or part black shit characters.
Makes you think huh. Like maybe every race hates blacks and rationally so.

Literally no one in the entire world but autistic americans think or see him as "black."

Not every movie needs to be a self-serving fartsniffing fest à la Von Trier. Movies like Detective Pikachu are what fund arthouse movies. Do you think Ben Affleck genuinely liked doing those Batman movies? Fucking no, man. He wants to make his own shit, but he has to pay debts to people first. "If you do my capeshit, I'll fund your fudgepacking drama."

Doubt it but god I hope so

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Everything in gen 2 is an abomination like togepi and the fucking english alphabet.

Memegame is going to get raped

China doesn't have nostalgia for pokemon and don't care for blacks

Or that stupid elephant midget that rolls around like a tire
God even 5 y/o me cringed hard at that digimon tier shit

My friend wanted to go see this at midnight on acid. Absolute plebbery and a waste of a trip. Sheesh

Hello, why yes I do have dodgeballs for shoulders

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Why does this have all that padding if the point is still the same without it?

turducken

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Because it's just a copypaste of all the sprites from one of the games.

>hating on based Donphan
pleb

Im Kino.

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Damn. He can destroy a city if I remember the Pokedex entries right?

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>sneaky pebbles your path

Why did they have to pick the ugliest fucking greyskin they could find to star in a movie based on Japanese shit? Wtf didn't the Japs have some say in this?

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he looks kind of japanese

What up with the surge of butthole eyes

He reminds me of Brock.

No he hasn’t

That's not how it works

raichu

>Yes it's canon that humans find Magikarp delicious
quite the opposite, they think that magikarp have too little flesh to be edible

this is Yea Forums, didn't you notice the mice infestation?

hopwfully this big guy appears in one of the sequels

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>Mexican pokeman
>some purple thing
Pass. Pure genwun or you don't get my money.

Good. The less filthy genwunner money TPC takes, the better.

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