Name one problem that can’t be solved with a gun

not being able to swim

Balding

Having a boner

Shoot polluters
Shoot an eye doctor, then go hold several top eye surgeons hostage until they can give you replacement stem cell-grown eyes, but tell them to keep taking so you always know where they are
Hold a swim instructor hostage and demand he teach you

>that seething 3rd worlder itt

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Real talk, this movie was great. Click was one of the last good Adam Sandler movies IMO

Capeshit

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Virginity.

overpopulation

When China takes over whatever third world shithole you live in it will be a hard descision whether or not to fight them. I hate communism and fear another superpower, but I don't give a flying fuck about you.

Uggghh Gun Violance!

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fear of death

shoot yourself and fight it in the spectral realm

Can't fear death if you kill yourself

When central planning and socialism collapse society you can use a gun to defend yourself and shoot animals for food so you don't starve to death in a bread line.

Can’t kill yourself if you fear death

Stranded on the Sahara

P = NP

Being a Manlet

Shoot your legs and eat tons a calcium so they regrow longer

Based

Sneedcellent

>Name one problem that can’t be solved with a gun.
Sneedposting

I thought the OP was talking about real problems, not fictitious ones.

Get in a gunfight and the boner will disappear because of adrenaline

Hold someone at gunpoints and do your thing
nigger you serious

Cringe
This

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Using a gun can shoot dirty central planners such as yourself

True, ideas are bulletproof

The trolley problem.

Fixing a rip in yr pants

The trolley problem is only a problem from a certain point of view. To me it isn't a problem at all because it doesn't concern me. If I were to be, by chance, walking through the downtown and see such a situation, I would simply keep on walking. Not. My. Problem.

There's a logical fallacy for this, but I don't feel like looking it up.

Anyway, the free market can still exist while tax payer money actually goes to something worthwhile. It's not like we divert billions from the welfare system that is the (((military))) into healthcare and then suddenly we're in Soviet Russia.

OP losing their virginity through consensual sex.

a bigger gun

anything bulletproof

cancer

getting a gf

We need to weaken the government as much as possible so a corporation can fill the power vacuum. They'll run things better and more fairly than the government will.

I believe Walmart and Nestle have my best interest in mind. Surely they're not just trying to make their stock ticker go up.

a wound

Ah yes, I also know the government has my interests in mind and not just a bunch of corrupt assholes.

erectile dysfunction

Getting into a shootout with me

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Shoot """"scientists"""" perpetuating the hoax

ZOMBIE GHOASTS MUST LEAVE THIS PLACE

10/10 would watch

Upgrade your bullets with the ability to banish ghosts once shot.

cringe
thisneed

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>Ghost goggles?
>Ghost gun.

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Shoot so much dakka that you block out the sun.

>mfw whole thread is "shoot X [who is causing Y problem]"
>mfw literally no different to "shoot Jews"

Why are we all talking in code? We already know who the problem creators are.

Liar

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i have a gun, but my life is still fucked up.

no gf, $10/hr job, shitty car.

Shoot your boss, shoot your car, and then yourself.

Throwing a man out of a plane

An impacted wisdom tooth.

you literally couldn't shoot people faster than they can fuck

Being born without arms or legs. Get fucked op.

Shoot God

is this a mothaa fuckin SBPF refrence