Try to get Endgame tickets

>Try to get Endgame tickets
>Pic related

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>tickets go on sale at 8am
>ticket site goes down at 8:05 and still hasn't come back up

good, stop being a manchild you fucking faggot

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I'll just go Friday morning at get tickets at the theater like I've done for all marvel movies that I watched.

Haha I know man. I went online to buy mine the moment it opened up and almost all the seats were already sold. This is going to be the biggest movie event ever and I’m so fucking stoked I’m alive to be apart of it.

Just book a cripple seat. If anyone gives you shit say your retarded.

>try to get endgame tickets
>site keeps crashing

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What’s wrong with wanting to enjoy it? Infinity War was pretty good in capeshit standards, and this is basically the end of it all for now

Seething Shazambeta

all capeshit is cancer

Watching a movie is cringe but spending all day posting about how cringe it is is good

Disney bought out everything again, I see.

was thanos based and redpilled?

>buying tickets for capeshit a mpnth in advance

does ant man go into thanos asshole and like gets bigger? i am pretty sure thats the leaked ending i heard

yeah, after that Captain marvel take a shit on thanos body and scream
>fuck orange man

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I bet you’re a blast at parties

he isn’t... but I am

>not going to watch Shazam and asking Robert to reserve your tickets to Endgame

>I am Groknar the destroyer of worlds, I've come to fuck you in the ass, tell you about my pronouns and then devouring your soul.

>try to get endgame tickets
How about you try to have sex

>he didn't buy an extra ticket for stacey to give him head during the movie

Dont be fooled its obvious Disney has paid fandango to make it look like all the shows are sold out when in reality most of them are probably half full at best.

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Do you shill this nonsense ironically or are you genuinely mentally ill?

>your
he didn't need an irl example, user

Time to break your legs.

Based gigatranny.

Pretty sure he's being ironic. Doesn't matter much because he's a faggot anyway though. The guy on pic related is a bad joke and I don't see any reason to talk about him at all.

just pirate the movie like a true patrician

sounds based as fuck

>not watching it 3-4 weeks after release
ngmi