"I'm gonna close early today"

Fuck, did anyone else feel for this guy?

He just wanted to close early.

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he doesn't have the right to refuse service to someone

no, because he was stupid enough to put ammo on the counter

Hey just what you see pal

>15 day waiting periods for handguns

Fuck were we really that fascist in the 80s?

he didn't even check his phone to see if their was an actual phase plasma rifle in 1984. WTF dude, you are closing early anyway

no, he died in every 80s movie

not true, he just accused Ethan Hawke of being a spaceman in Explorers and was going to belt him but that was it.

gremlins, demon knight, chopping mall...

he died irl recently

he had to go pick up plasma rifles

should've sold him the plasma rifle

He survived The Howling just fine.

irl isn't an 80s movie, tho.

WRONG

he... he did? I may be wrong on everything then

WRONG

>t. never been to a gun store

why didnt the machines just put some a credit card under his skin so he would need to kill a clerk and have the cops chase himp

Which movie? Seems like it could be good.

The eliminator

The Terminal

Why not just put a fucking gun under his skin for that matter.

What time do you close?

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It's this really obscure one called Thirty Minotaurs (1984), I'm surprised so many people ITT have seen it

Literally why kill him

Composite Longbow, Quiver of Broadhead Arrows, Scimitar, Chain mail.

He doesn't have any money to pay for the guns, and robbing a gun store would guarantee he gets shot, possibly blowing his cover as a human before he even really started his mission.

He didn't die in Gremlins or the sequel.

da oozi 9mm