Haha can you imagine?

Haha can you imagine?

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I realize 1hour ago that women cannot be asexual.
Women love sex and love to desire sex.

Men love sex but they do not love much nor dislike much the desire for sex. In fact the desire for sex is more like an hindrance and a thing to eject, precisely by wanking and ejaculation that is the pinnacle of fucking a slag.
men still despise not loving sex, since it removes the most effective mechanism of valuation that they have, which leads them to the usual mockery of being shagless didlos remaingin on the shelf, being baby dicks and being asexual.
Men despise asexuality in men since it shows them to be far less dominant than the story they plays in their heads

Women despise asexuality in men, since the few asexual men (very few are handsome) no longer acknowledge women for sex nor for companionship. Some asexual men claim to still want a gf just to cuddle, but that's already a baby-level sex and we are still in the situation of validation (and the gf still wants sex anyway sooner or later) and once they have sex with a girl they love they see sex is not so bad.

Women despise asexuality in women, precisely because women live on sex while their hate of their body for menstruating leads them to take pills which kills their desire for sex (but indeed kills their menstruation). They hate their life since through their own body, they acknowledge in their intimacy that they cannot win on both accounts: either have a comfy life or have an erotic life.

What a fucking loser, imagine not having sex in over a month when literally everybody is doing it. These comedies are so unbelievable sometimes.

>hur hur
It's 40 days and 40 nights without masturbating too
I want to see you try faggot

Being an incel is even worse once you've tasted the sweet fruit known as sex

This but unironically

Can't be one if you've had sex once

While at the same time having 17 year old 10/10 bimbos literally begging for his cock and sperm juice
Literally impossible

few more years

Non-virgins can become celibates though, so you're wrong

>user is going to do the unthinkable.
>no shitposting. whatsoever. for...
>40 days and 40 nights
Your move Yea Forums

Yes but they cannot be incels. There is more to inceldom than being celibate.

Literally impossible

I would physically die if I did that.

>Want to have sex
>Sex is unavaliable
>I'm a celibate against my will
>Hence I'm an incel

Checkmate

I would of failed, so many sluts were throwing themselves at him + the hot laundrymat lady.

Yea Forums btfo

I'll just start wearing a condom to bed after day 5 so I don't cum on myself while sleeping.

I dunno about this incel thing. A true incel would be a man constantly pursuing sex i.e. actively talking to girls and trying to persuade them to have sex with him and then being turned down every time. The men on Yea Forums who are accused of being this incel thing aren't doing that, they just have social anxiety or whatever.

>The men on Yea Forums who are accused of being this incel thing aren't doing that, they just have social anxiety or whatever
So, involuntary celibates
They want to have sex and experience emotional intimacy but they can't because they were never taught how or they were provided the wrong information on how to approach women and treat them or they had their masculinity and natural instincts repressed by feminist ideas and upbringing
Yea Forums incels didn't try enough to get laid but mostly because they don't know how to try because they were never taught or they were told it was socially unacceptable
Incels are a product of society and feminism

>turning 35 this year
I stopped caring a long time ago, OP💯

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lol no way, dude! forty days without sex? are you joking?

Sometimes they are doing nothing wrong and are just ugly.

>40 days without touching your penis unless it's for pissing
Yeah... easy...

Come to think about it, Hollywood is kind of obsessed with sex and relationships. In reality, they will not alter your life as much as, say, how good your grades are or if your parents make good investments or not.

Case in point: Santa Clarita Diet. If your mom turns into a frenzied cannibal who needs to murder and eat people to stay alive, I would imagine you would have more important things to worry about than if you are officially or not officially dating the nerdy boy next door, but ... no, apparently that's her highest priority.

>Sometimes they are doing nothing wrong and are just ugly
I've seen sone extremely ugly and fat dudes bang 10/10 hotties and they weren't even rich
Women don't care about looks on a guy, they just want confidence and decisiveness, aka manliness, which is what permavirgins lack

Just get a prostitute, seriously I only ever fucked escorts in my life (because of autism mixed with social fear and weariness) and its fantastic. Last girl I saw was a cute petite thicc 22 yo Brazilian who gave me a deep tissue massage before riding me like a wild woman and guiding my hands around her neck and letting me choke her. Incels have no excuse

>t. incel

Incels are a product of their own fear and sense of entitlement to have things in life handed to them on a platter

Do women even like sex?

Only if your cock is long enough to tickle their cervix

Maybe you are right but I still think the state should have pushed boys in the right direction of hardship and personal responsibility instead of letting them with feminists teachers, getting good grades, going to university, respecting women and being constantly afraid that asking her out for a coffee is some kind of rape and then turning 35 and understanding that everything was a mistake
But what do I know, I'm a virgin and projecting and my opinion is worthless

This. I can't even last a week of nofap.

This. They obviously don't want it enough. You wouldn't even need to get a prostitute, just do it with a girl who's below avg looking - you would get it eventually. So it's not technically involuntary celibacy is it.

>Do women even like sex?
Who cares?

Is this the movie where the dude gets raped, and it’s somehow his fault

If he was loyal he would turn his dick flaccid just by thinking about it
Also a woman can't rape or hurt or intimidate or destroy a white guy because they have white man's privilege
>t. feminist

>dark wash denim skirts

An early 2000s trend that hopefully never returns, only ever looked good on the 1 in 40 girls with skinny waist and hips but thicc tanned thighs

>be me
>virgin
>watch this film in 2002 with my buddy
>buddy: haha can you imagine?
>me: haha its crazy haha
>17 years later
>still a virgin
Haha can you imagine?

nigga pleeze

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