That'll be $23.99 plus tip

R U S T I C

I'll only tip if wagie dances for me

>not tipping

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WHY IS PIZZA SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE? WHOS THE CUNT THAT MADE IT THIS WAY?

pretty much any time I order a large pizza once you factor in delivery costs and tip

Easily if you go to a real restaurant that has pizza on the menu instead of just a take out pizza place.

I ordered papa johns last night, around 11 for a large plus the delivery fee and tip made it around 16 fucking dollars

pizza is one of the most demanded foods in the world, it's simple economics

>tipping literally everyone
>tipping the funeral director
Jesus Christ the absolute state of cUckSA

hahahah just move to Australia haha - waiting staff are paid a decent minimum wage so you don't even have to tip

Bruh...am I really suppose to tip off them mother fuckers? Fuck that.

A door's a bad choice for close-range combat.

>a tip increases 2% when wait staff write "thank you" on a bill
says who?

Hahaha, suck my dick. I tip my waitress and my hair dresser, everyone else can get fucked.

That's the small pizza at that place.
I couldn't even fathom how big their large is.

that pizza looks fine by me, see attached below:

The numbers on that are totally fucked. It had to have been made by some service industry union.

this guy gets it

33 bucks for a large pie where I live when you add tip, and this is fucking dominos

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Get fucked tiplet

>falling for takeaway pizza meme
Just make your own pizza, bruhs - the ingredients will cost far less than ordering one, plus you have the satisfaction of making it yourself

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Does that frog have something to announce?

An extra large dominos pizza in Australia is 12.5" and it costs $3 to upsize to it

went to some restaurant over the weekend, and it took 15 minutes for the waiter to ask me what i wanted to drink. didn't tip that fuck.

Truth. Making your own pizza should be a fun and exciting affair. Something about it makes the pizza taste a million times better. Can also just fucking DUMP fresh basil all over that shit

*tap tap tap*
*AHEM*
Pineapple is best pizza topping

I own a funeral directors in the UK and people tip me all the fucking time. Haven't got a clue why but they get all weird about it if you say no. Old guy gave me £100 the other day and said he wished he could give me more. I already made £2000 off your wife's death m8 you don't need to throw any more money at me.

>falling for obvious bait
>>>/reddit/

He is out of control

no shit the pic's bait, but the topic of the thread is tipping

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>delivery when you can just drive and get it yourself
Maybe the walk to the car might burn off 5 calories from you fat fucks

A weird misplaced sense of responsibility for the dead person. They want to feel like they did everything they can to get them what's best. Just in case you wanted to try and get away with sticking them in the casket with no pants to save some cash.

>not getting the $8 medium two toppers

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sounds good pal now admit that you fell for the obvious bait and we can continue with this thread

I don't tip anyone. If you follow this image's mandates you're gonna make yourself look like a cuck and people will take advantage of you and your money.

*tap tap tap*
*AHEM* *MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE*

OP is a faggot

They all bring in clothes for the deceased so everyone's dressed properly. I just can't understand why they want to give me more money, everyone gets the same treatment anyway. Have to say it's usually old men that tip though.

What Jew invented this and when?

>Calling somebody communist because they don't believe customers should subsidies the wages of other people's employees.

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that is correct

Yep and tweek the sauce to make it taste sweeter or spicier or make your own from scratch. The more I made my own pizza, the less shit I bought from the store already prepared.

>not tipping the cops for giving you a ticket

do americans really do this?

Kek they can bury me with no pants and preferably upside down so everyone can kiss my ass.

>restaurant staff
>30%-50% of the bill
What zoomer wrote this?
20% - phenomenal service
18% - bretty gud
15% and lower - there was an attempt
A single dime or penny - you suck, kys

Also it’s conveniently forgotten that you don’t factor tax and alcohol into the tip.

>not ordering pizza after you've been day drinking all day
I'm doing society a favor, man.

But my pizzas taste like shit because they arent loaded with whatever awful ingredients they put into dough at takeaways

Trust me it's been argued a million times. I can agree that paying a real wage is the best way to pay servers. But I can also see how working for tips creates the incentive for good tips. If anything I would compromise by at least enforcing the Fed min wage plus tips. Cut the amount of hours in the shift to balance it.

I always use the scale you listed.

*working for tips creates the incentive for better service.

You are a very honest person, have a (You)

Why are people obsessed with pizza? It's OK at best but mostly tastes like shit.

If you feel compelled to put money in a “takeout tips” jar, you should not be trusted with handling more than $20 at a time. Give the money to a homeless guy ffs at least he will use it to get high

Ashamedly keked.

bruh have you ever tried pizza?
it’s like getting your mouth laid

Lmao imagine being this poor

Pizza is the epitome of manchild food. It's a simple finger food dish aimed at children and anyone who hasn't developed their palette.

Imagine thinking a meal distinguishes you as an adult.

>not a single emoji in the entire thread
wtf guys

I dunno, I've seen grown adults eat spaghetti o's, the shitty Kraft Mac n cheese + hotdogs, stuff like that. It's pretty childish.

t. third-world subhuman with no tasty food

If someone eats shit every night because they don't know better or are just unwilling to try, then that's childish. There is nothing about a pizza itself that is just for children.

Who here masterrace that never tips

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Holy shit I think we've found the least mature poster in all of 4channel at this very moment. I can't think of a more babyish post off the top of my head.

>being this mad over the most plebian of Italian dishes and a fast food staple
Did I hit a nerve? Would some of mommy's chicken tendies stop your tears?

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Here's a tip: Get a real job dipshit

>people called me dumb
>lol I sure showed them

I've never had a pizza delivery driver say plus tip, but if they do, I'm going to cut the tip I was going to give them in half. Just because the kid wants to be a prick

I just paid $38 for a pizza in San Fransisco. Fuck this city.

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>cold day
>dough doesn't rise

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hawaiian pizza is unironically based

He's right about the grease though, you can't have fucking grease on pizza or it won't come out right.
It seems like the kind of dish you can just throw whatever's in your fridge at, but it's not entirely true.

Pineapple a shit. Anchovy is best.

I tip really well, because I work as a bartender and tips are a pretty important part of my money spending nowadays. But if somebody ever says "plus tip" I just leave them like a quarter or something.

>That'll be $23.99 plus tip

does that mean the tip was included in the 23.99 or is it 23.99 plus an additional tip?

friendo, the salary does that. Give shitty service = fuck off.

How do you not understand this?

Tip bad/don't tip at all = get shitty service while customers who do tip get way better service

>give shitty service
>get shitty reviews on reviews sites
>hmm I wonder why people aren't coming back t. boss

Test

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Maybe because you are retard that underpays your workers so they dont really give a fuck about work they do.

>pokes around with a fork
>squelching noises
“oh my god”
>picks up a slice
>everything slides off
“ahH FUCK ME”

>pay a business for a service
>employee comes over
>now you have to pay that cunt more or you will get a shitty version of what you paid the business for

Yea that's how a business should run.

Most bosses are very understanding of dickhead customers. If you're just a bad server, then you're a bad server. Most people who complain about "bad service" are just fucking dickheads m8, I've worked with and managed a ton of servers and like 80% of the time complaints are unjustified.

>It's 5pm on a beautiful July day and there's 300 people in the restaurant and 4 people working, w-why did it take 5 minutes for my drinks to come??? Fucking SHIT service!!
Not saying that's you, but still. Every single person aged 16 and up in North America should be forced by law to work in the service industry for a minimum of 3 months to gain some insight.

Tipping for delivery services like pizza in Europe is a common thing. You faggots are such liars.

Just run your oven a little bit until the inside is toasty warm, turn it off and put your dough inside.

Going to a restaurant is not a right; it's a privilege. You're not paying the restaurant to just eat the food - if you want to do that, order takeout. You're paying for the entire experience of going in, being seated, eating your food and drinking some drinks, all the while being waited upon by a person who probably makes less than minimum wage. Servers don't just pocket tips - they tip out bartenders, busboys, the kitchen, managers sometimes etc. If you don't want to tip, don't go out to eat. Make your own food. Simple as that mate.

>women as a group are less likely to tip than men
color me absolutely motherfucking SHOCKED

>Simple as that mate.
Instead of paying this person, then that person and then the other, and then if you don't jump through all those hoops you get bad service. Wouldn't paying once be more simple?

Yeah, it would be more simple to just pay for some food. That's not what going out to eat at a restaurant is though.

I don't know it works in the USA but here in Canada, when I was younger and worked in the kitchen of some steak house, all the tips are divided among us since part-timers that work back don't generally receive a tip.

Just because you're such an autistic cunt, I'm more convinced to not tip at all.

>Weddings
Nah. That shit is expensive enough already. Plus they already mark it up 1000% because you said the word “wedding”.

you can get a large 3 topping pizza or 5 topping for less than 12 bucks you dumb faggot. use the coupons they give out

He's called Gordon Ramsey not Gargle on Greasey. Maybe that's your name.

Fine, include the whole price, all the overhead expenses in one bill. When you go to any other store to buy your toilet paper or whatever the fuck you get one charge. They don't charge you just for the toilet paper and then hand you a different charge to cover all the salaries for employees.

If you think that pizza looked good you need to be fucking euthanized

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I just noticed this is in euros, is this actually something europeans do?

These garbage threads always try to meme you into thinking that Europeans never ever tip. It’s not true.

you have a seriously inflated ego for someone with such a low paying job, getting a table waited by you isn't a "privilege" its your job you fucking retard.

Oh no

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other than the uncooked crust it's fine. but please, continue to think that a burnt tortilla with a basil leaf on it is the standard for pizza like the rest of the fart huffers who think they way you do.

I for one think it's fucking sad that wait staff require tips to live.

Wages being too low is the only real problem, tips should be reserved for particularly excellent service or whatever but as it stands in the US you are basically cutting the wage of your server if you don't tip (it's been this way for at least 40 years too).

I tip normally when I'm in the states

holy fucking die

What I've heard is that some restaurants in the US won't let you leave unless you give tip.

I've always thought that waiting staff isn't exactly supposed to be a career choice to begin with.
Like bussing and dishwashing and sign flipping.

>I tip normally when I'm in the states
you probably should, servers get genuinely upset pretty much everywhere if you dont tip.

I've stiffed a few times, didn't have the balls to keep going with it.

>thinking that there's only one good style of pizza

You have fucking shit taste bro, that cheese looks fucking limp and horrid.

Thick crust or thin, extra cheesy or light and crispy, it's all good, but that pizza looked absolutely fucking disgusting. LOOK at the texture of that cheese.

It's just softened enough to be greasy, mozza on a pizza should be gooey and stretchy or bubbling, not the consistency of fucking gak.

At least there's plenty of sauce, I hate an undersauced pie.

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Getting paid in untaxed cash isn't as bad as they make it out to be for a job that requires no education.

>untaxed
technically it is but no one reports it

Why do people think that EVERYONE is able to acquire a well-paying career? You do realize that not everyone can be rich right? Some people being rich requires a lot of people being poor and having shit jobs. At least until robots get a lot better.

Waiting or bartending certainly pays much better than other low level jobs like retail or manual labor.

how can someone be so low iq?

>waiting and bartending pays much better than manual labor

America is such a stupid fucking country lol

>don't give it to the people working
>give it to the homeless
Thinking isn't your strong suit is it?

How much do unskilled laborers make in Europe? Can’t be that much more.

all those words that I'm not gonna read, the pizza was fine.

>$500 tip for a funeral director
haha fuck that, just throw my old ass into the river

>europe spacing
>doesn't understand economics
All checks out, thank you for letting me live in your head.

Some careers don't make you "rich".
I mean my dad worked in a bank as a manager then moved to a consultant position just before retiring.
That's a career but we were never rich.

Are you black?

Wtf is Yurop spacing. I'm an Ausfag and laborers get paid a fuckload more than wait staff.

Neither job pays shit enough to require fucking tips to live tho so GG I guess.

You're privileged to have people sitting at those tables otherwise you wouldn't be getting paid. Be glad someone else markets your skills of picking up plates and putting them down otherwise you'd starve to death

tipping is absolutely ludicrous, i sometimes think it's an elaborate joke

construction companies here just hire illegals

Go get it in person you fat shit.

So Australians are the ones responsible for all the shitposting about tipping. You guys really do 90% of the low quality posting on this site, huh?

It is a joke. Told by business owners. Who claim they can't pay higher wages.

>you have to pay more for standard service otherwise you will get worse service on a purpose

It's a point of pride for us to provide shit content m8.

Get dominated I guess

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It's hilarious watching americlaps sperg out over having to pay tips hahaha i mean just pay your workers wages they can live on I mean it's not complicated lollllllllllllllllll

>tipping your barber 20-30$
>the cut itself is 15$
who the fuck made this chart lol

they dont even try to hide it
youtube.com/watch?v=nPo2B-vjZ28

>$15 per bag
what the everloving fuck
>tip jars at fast food counters $20
this is an edit, isn't it? I can't believe I just got meme'd

The other ausfag just said that your bartenders and waiters don’t make good money though.

It's not AS good, it's still liveable.

Imagine living in a country where you can be employed for less than $20/hour, farken hell mate.

based
filtered

Seems like most Australian shitposters live in rural areas though. Apartment rental prices in Sydney for example seem to be just as high as most major American cities.

People who dont tip are just assholes in real life, there are some people who just have to be a complete dick and inconvenience someone elses life. Even if a someone helps this person they will never feel obligated to help back. Deep down its because they're compassionless, maybe due to their up bringing or a unexplainable itch to upsets others. I feel bad for people who don't tip

>Conservatives think basic human rights are communist now

>tips are human rights

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>randomly pulling out conservatives out of your hat
What brought you to that conclusion?

I wonder if different racial groups tip differently

its always you office workers who dont tip well, learn some perspective and have a conscience

I meant minimum wage

some pizza guy on ck did a study on this.
blacks stiffed the most, followed by hispanics, then whites

Where's asians?

I think he recorded that as well but I don't remember the stats on them

also heres a bit of literature that's less personal analogy
scholarship.sha.cornell.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1043&context=articles

Now that's what I call a 'ZAH

I can't stand the US version of this show. the fucking violin riffs, dramatic music, and squelching sounds added in are fucking terrible. It's like the show is telling me "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SHOCKED/DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW" like I'm too stupid to know the nasty undercooked pizza is nasty.

>tipping at a funeral
Is there anything Amerifats can’t debase?

He's tapping his mug because it's coffee time. No interruptions.

and how much are you tipping the tipper for tipping? I usually tip about 18% of the tipping

Too bad you can't filter your arteries. It's all clogged up in there.

>blacks stiffed the most

I thought we already knew this? McDonald's know what they're doing.

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Jews didnt invent tipping you irrational antisemite

Origins of Tipping
The practice of tipping may have begun in the late Middle Ages when a master gave his servant a few coins as an expression of good will. By the 16th century, guests at English mansions were expected to give a "vail" or a small amount of money at the end of the visit to compensate the owner's servants who did work above and beyond their ordinary duties.

Kerry Segrave, the author of Tipping: An American History of Social Gratuities, explains that "by 1760, footmen, valets, and gentleman's servants all expected vails, leading to great expense to the guests. The gentry and aristocracy began to complain. An attempt to abolish vails in London in 1764 led to rioting."

Tipping soon spread to British commercial establishments such as hotels, pubs, and restaurants. In 1800, the Scottish philosopher and writer Thomas Carlyle complained about tipping a waiter at the Bell Inn in Gloucester, "The dirty scrub of a waiter grumbled about his allowance, which I reckoned liberal. I added sixpence to it, and [he] produced a bow which was near rewarding with a kick. Accursed be the race of flunkeys!"

My tipping scale:
Normal/ good/ + service: Round up the price
Bad service: ask for the change.

imagine making more money handing people food and drinks than people with actual jobs.

robot servers soon please. god I hate you entitled fucks. ( I still tip 15% for half way decent service, like a server who can hold a conversation)

hello retard

why the fuck should the tip be related to the cost of food? I give those cunts a toonie, which would add up to more than minimum wage anyway.

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>restaurant wait staff 30-55%
lmao nice edit, them fuckers get 10% every time

don't even know why servers exist outside high end where they have actual knowledge of wine and shit and WAIT at your table to get you anything you need whenever you want. Restaurants should just give me a fucking number and I'll walk up to the counter and take my fucking food to my table.

I'll tip a fucking barber because they have a real skill and I only get my haircut ever couple months and the price is usually very reasonable (like 20 bucks or less) Waitress and waiters genuinely inconvenience me.

I guess pigs enjoy their slop too

Waiters and waitresses at places like Applebee's are a ruse to make the place feel fancier than it actually is so they can charge a higher price for their microwaved food.

it only exists because americans like feeling like mafiosos when they go out

>poorest people paid least tips
Wow.

I love that you fucking retards are only now getting into Gordon's stuff, I've been into them for a full decade at this point.

Neck yourselves, bandwagon cunts.