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First for Grewishka
Alita, I love you!
Hang all whites
>The Absolute State of Yea Forums edition
check em
Coming to cosplay the fuck out of (you).
>Hey user are you up?
>no
And that should be next bread
Crying Alita is cutest Alita. This is now an Alita suffering thread
>No cyborg gf to wake up to in the morning. :(
Wrong. Wholesome Alita is the cutest Alita. This is now a wholesome smile thread.
lol😂
Anyone got the cutout for the Alita gen text?
WTF is wrong with you? You have to be a real sick fucker to want to see someone so innocent in pain.
numbers don't lie
>What do you mean? I'm right here!
it should have been this op
Hey user, wanna go upstairs to my room and learn some panzer kunst?
Only if you show me your butt too
>Nope, i am on my way out.
The broke bot is back, oh well.
Maybe healing eventually comes.
Everyone always comes around. Just look at the guy last thread who chose not to shit up the thread because he realised it was special
I love you.
who?
>Where are you going? you can tell me haha, tell me now
>You're not going to see anyone are you? you wouldn't do that to me would you?
>What is her name?
>I'll kill her
>woke up sore as hell from weightlifting and can hardly move
>Alita will never princess carry me out of bed, all the while teasing me with a big goofy smile on her face
haha just thinkin out loud here
Good morning. Please by healed by Arita.
This is not healing.
45 minutes to chill and dump memes in my favorite thread before class starts.
Working on my chem phd. One day we will make cyborgs real. Stay /comfy/ until then
>Oh I didn't know you wanted that user
>Alright, I'll carry you
Well we chattered up a storm again, glad SOMEBODY eventually even noticed.
>I just don't like it when user goes somewhere without giving me every detail, that's all
>"Lets see what user is saying about me today"
Good luck with the PhD!
> Last night was the last time my local cinema showed Alita: Battle Angel
> It was just me
> Take it all in. Bittersweet.
> The fun moments where reacted to with joy, the action with excitement, and the romance/sad scenes hit me harder than ever before
> The movie seemed to go on forever, because after spending time in these threads, I’ve fallen in love with the story and characters more and more
> After the credits roll, I stay there in silence for a few minutes contemplating how she changed my life
> Cry
> omw riding back home, this song plays
Thank you Alita, and thank you all
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I know you'll make us all proud user.
This guy and the replies from writefag because he's a sweetie
So fucking anoying. I have to get one to do the job I want. I got my AA when I was 19 so I had a head start. If any high school Anons read this go take a shit ton of AP classes in HS
First time posting in this general, I'm curious. I've not watched the anime, read the manga, or seen the movie, so all I know about this thing is what I've learned from lurking the last few threads.
My question for those of you with sincere enthusiasm for this stuff, what are your thoughts on the visual adaptation of the robowaifu character? The live action version looks so weird and uncanny. I could understand enjoying the anime and manga, but the movie alita looks like she'd be disconcerting to watch.
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I know I said I'd go to bed but if you want Alita carrying you I've got you covered. It's not after lifting but she's still taking care of you.
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I know this feeling. Its even worse as a robot with no gf
Welcome- the best way to understand is to watch the film. The trailers aren't even close to doing it justice. It works better than anyone could have anticipated.
>You have to be a real sick fucker to want to see someone so innocent in pain.
>Not enjoying cute character in pain.
Plebeian Taste
Look at image related. How can you anons deny yourself such cuteness.
I thought the exact same thing when I watched the trailers. I saw the movie because of all the autism on Yea Forums and fell in love with the movie. Alita as a character takes over and you no longer notice the eyes.
Just watch the movie and you wont care about the big eyes.
>YO chill out babe. I was with my homie Vector and we where drinking and blazing the whole night.
They actually made her eyes bigger and changed her face to make her look less realistic. I guess this either tripped the Uncanny Valley less for people, or it made her look even more-out-of-place in the setting which is important for her character in the movie.
The movie version of Alita is not at all disconcerting to watch if you're used to anime eyes.
>Wait here. Don't kill anyone.
If you watch the movie you just get used to her eyes, and when the other cyborg characters are introduced you just stop noticing her eyes entirely
Watch it, even the shitty camrips you can find everywhere let the KINO shine through.
>Then you won't mind if I call Vector to verify the story right?
>I'll go to his place, you stay here until I'm back
The first 5 minutes will hook you. I lost hard
Anons, idk why but I can't stop buying merch, and anything alita related. Someone help me...
>Ok I'll try not to
Not a problem
You are not in deep until you bought this
Thanks friend!
>I am fucked up, i just wanna sleep. Good night.
>Thanks for supporting me user! I know I wasn't the most popular person but I really see how much you care
>Do you want to go out some time- I can show around the motorball arena!
Some music that fits with the movie
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Protomen album is about a cyborg who wants to destroy the ruling techbology fueled overlords.
Angel with a shotgun
>Hot Toy pre-ordered
>Prime 1 deluxe statue pre-ordered
>waiting for a chance to get my hand on WETA's steel Damascus Blade replica
>planning to buy every deluxe bluray set they release
>tfw
I should have never watched this movie.
I haven't got it yet, only because I have no clue where i'd put it, but I'm tempted.
And sure I'd love to come!
Writefag is going to cause some of us to an hero at some point
I fucking love you bunch of autists we're all in this hole together
>Prime 1 deluxe statue pre-ordered
>Jims got you by the neck
>Don't even think about that idea
>Or no more free stories!
>statue of Alita
>I think we need to have a talk user
>Well good
>You know it's all or nothing with me
Good, then i will be with her forever.
>too poor for merch
You know what I'm about to ask...
This fucking pannel from the manga killed me inside
Some dude wrote a review where he said Waltz' performance was sleepy and lifeless and that he looked embarrassed to be in the movie.
>You don't need material things to prove your love user
>I feel it
>manga Alita getting comfy
You have a spare kidney right user?
You would do that for me wouldn't you?
Anons you seem a little sad, have some kissu
The only time Waltz looked embarrassed was when he was being interviewed by Kizuna AI
Kek restraining order Alita posting is best posting
>ywf only *boops*
>Im trying
>but I cant...
I expect nothing less, kissu-kun. I think I have an idea you might like.
Thats because everyone is used to his perfornance as Hans Landa. waltz is a consummate method actor and was on methamphetamines while filming Inglorious Bastards.
It's pretty funny and runs a good like between comfy and lewdposting
Is Alita part of the Jimboverse?
>did someone say lewd?
Since it's peak kino, yes
Why would he do that? Any source on that?
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Wait do these still work even without the explanation💯
>big poofed up hair
>cyborg body
>loosely fitted sweatpants and sneakers
>can of water to hydrate her
Is this the best character design or is this the best character design ever?
>No one will lewd me today
hmm
desu I want only the dino to keep working
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It's the best
Most wholesome smile that gifted to us by based boatman.
>You better close those legs right now young lady
>How did you get down there Alita
>nice fashionable clean clothes
>designer jeans
>cool advanced rollerskates
The scrapyard wasn't so bad
You know when I made this I forgot how the art book likes to say that thing weighs 300 lbs.
I just fell down.
Yeah, it's not quite as bleak as the manga. But I still like it.
Waltz can be hit or miss, like any German.
It got really cringy uncomfortable when he schooled that one journo almost to shreds for a simple question.
Yet again these movie "journalists" are fukn retards, for the most part.
And it's not an axaggeration. This is actually the most sincere, hearthwarming and wholesome smile I've ever seen.
BAD user
>me like
gj
If you rewatch the movie knowing that Ido is a Zalem exile his performance makes sense
>GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ALITA
is this the oc you promised?
Big gal
When are they going to announce the Blu-Ray release?
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>I SAID NO LEWDS OF ME TODAY
>You said I wasn't being filmed!
Tomorrow's the last day to see Alita in NYC. It's still showing in some Times Square theaters. I'll comp tickets and concessions for anyone who comes so we can see /ourgirl/ off right.
>What was that sound? new ringtone?
>Someone just sent you a message, who was it?
>Show me user, I want to see
>Show me now
This is not healing.
>Enough with the lewds, let's relax and have a few drinks!
Get over yourself, user.
Fuck i forgot the tag was still on
>We're in
Great thread, thanks for the OC, gotta head off to bed now, goodnight guys.
>mfw
Dream of Alita, user
I wish you comfy dreams without lewds
Sleep well friend.
does alita get bullied for her weight?
Time for gym brother
Reps for Aniki and Alita
Who the hell would bully an URM Berserker
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Sleep well.
God that is so hot
I might have over-read the scene, but from the café scene I just assumed that Ido was from Zalem. I thought the mark of Zalem was just a Zalem fashion thing, and that it was either gender-specific, or that Ido had taken his off. I didn't even consider the possibility that Chiren and Ido's relationship could have been one between a Zalemite and a non-Zalemite.
Wish i was in town user. Godspeed
As someone who never read the manga and had 0 idea of wtf the movie was about, his origin wasn't clear until those last few scenes
Perhaps not - he could have claimed to have been from Iron City or even to be a recent immigrant from outside, without any inconsistency. But he just seemed to have the air of a guy who went native and is content with it, and that's why I automatically assumed that he was from Zalem when it was revealed that Chiren was from there. I know some missionaries who fell in love with the country they went to, and stayed there for the rest of their lives. He reminded me of them.
> is questions like that, and the fact Alita wound up playing better than expected after all, that make me believe it’s a mistake to discount the potential for a sequel. But whatever else happens with the IP in the future, for now the real story is that instead of being a major flop resulting in a huge write-down by 20th Century Fox, Alita: Battle Angel will wind up breaking even and probably generating some small amount of profit from all merchandising when the dust settles.
THEY’RE NOW BELIEVING
BASED MARK
This is a different Forbes contributor, Mark Hughes. Not quite as trollish as the usual suspect.
>the fact Alita wound up playing better than expected after all, that make me believe it’s a mistake to discount the potential for a sequel
mfw even these retards have no choice but to start accepting the inevitable truth
I love Alita👌
>I love you too. As a friend.
>flesh Alita
DROPED
she must weight several hundred pounds, tho
thanks for bringing the GRRRRRLLLLLLL
You're a cuckfaced pig if you actually want to make love to Alita
Quit posting the edited versions, the twins are for lewd not Alita!
This is the image you were hoping someone would post, right?
>Anons please stop being disgusting
>My dad will smash your skulls if you don't
>dude
>nanoweed
>lmao
>nanoweed
Are there drugs specifically made for Berserkers in the future?
>yfw on the day they give info on the sequels.
>I will either be so fucking elated, or my soul forever crushed.
>It will go one of only 2 ways.
Even tho Alita WILL get a sequel, you can't be too careful
Idk why I had that tagged :/
Hey
I just saw this and I thought it was relevant to Alita and Ido
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>you can't be too careful
She's a Disney princess now, user
Everyone chant it with me! CAPTAIN KINO ROCKS!!!!
>She's a Disney princess now, user
Don't be disgusting
Yeah, I'm going to see Shazam! on Friday unless I'm going over to visit my parents.
We are near 300th thread now, aren't we?
>alita on disney+ streaming
THATS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
BURY HER AND MERCY KILL HER IF THATS HER FUTURE
Happy autism awareness day user.
295.
I think we were at #268 last time someone looked into in, but that was quite a few days ago. We're probably pretty damn close by now.
>look at me I am a youtube expert sitting on a chair and showing pictures
I'm really not interested in this kind of faggotry
Either build something or shut up
so what is this, general #443?
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Read the fucking thread Josey, that post is probably the least autistic thing posted here.
MY FAETH
Oh shit, I better finish my OC's quick, we're about to hit 299 and 300.
CREEPS
Nice work user,
And your shilling an shitty marvel movie, Im sorry but your autism levels are off the charts user.
>comparing alita to menstrual-blood-wearing crazies
Don't do that
So in about 24 hours our girl will be 300 threads old. It's so cool!
BASED autismo grande
this is getting /reylo/ levels of PATHETIC please stop before you further embarrass yourselves
And we'd never even hit 99 they said. Fuck the haters.
Two more days maybe, and then
300
So in about 6 weeks, we will have gone through 300 threads. If the pace keeps up or even speeds up with the Blu-ray release, we'll hit 999 by the end of July.
Can’t believe we are so close of 300🐶
>comparing alita to menstrual-blood-wearing crazies
based keeper of the timeline💙
Saved
Also pol is getting healed soon
...
No one ever had any expectations for this move but damn did it move us.
He builds replica shields, holsters and wood swords, a playcastle for his kids, and other stuff. He also makes 3D models of weapons and castles.
Bump it bros
We can get MM to make a Alita parody
>Murdoch Chan as Alita
>Murdoch Murdoch as Hugo
>Murdoch as Ido
>R/TheDonald as deckman
Let's keep /pol/ away from /alita/ please
>999 by the end of July
All that shit looks so overengineered, my god.
>ywn run a home intruder through with the Damascus Blade
Imagine if you went to court and the entire jury was Alita fans, you'd walk in 5 minutes flat
>sorry only version of this pic I have
Can someome shop Alita into one of those photos of Biden feeling up girls
>Doll Alita as girl
>Vector as Biden
>Hammer Ido in background enraged
That would be more than 300000 posts
No, those aren't my OC's.
So wanting to fuck a bug eyed bitch isn't autistic?
This. Fuck these threads and everyone who is gushing over this stupid character
Based
Alternately, the entire jury is paid mouseshills.
>you get sentenced to be drawn and quartered at dawn
>"but that's not even an execution method anymore!"
>"now it is"
Where is her crazy dance?
right here
You are free to leave at any time, don't feel obligated to stick around
>all the doubters now mad as fuck they were wrong
Kys western capshit niggers. Alita is eternal.
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There we go, that's the good shit.
Supa rare shiny alita
Shit, I made a mistake. This is actually thread #296. You have to add 1 to every one of those thread numbers I posted. I will post an updated directory in the next thread.
Holy hell this poll is a total curbstomp, we dun gud lads
CAPTAIN KINO ROCKS
Quit using our img limit on trash capshit, ty.
This is not a shazaam thread.
>also not a swan song
You're the man fren
Also shouldn't we number these nearby threads so every alitabro know?
>Real 3D
>not actually filmed in 3D
Yeah idk why the threads aren't numbered.
let the blanketposting commence
Wait how do you have it already? Sidshow says they wont be out until october...
So, you still owe us an OC
and what did your sister think about the movie?
So what are we expecting in Blu Ray and Digital sales.
Will we break the 500,000,000 barrier
Captain Marvel is better than Captain Marvel
It's possible fren
Fucking loves the movie, she may have been healed. She's a usual hardcore Marvel fan, but she was showing me anti-Captain Marvel pro-Alita memes before the showing started. Maybe she's realizing how shit those movies are.
goodnight
Estimated release is october/december (be ready to wait until december...)
And I don't have it, that was at SDCC I think
It was still an early prototype, there should be silver painting on her boobs but it wasn't finished then.
hopefully they fix the eyes in the final release, once I see they did that I might consider one
>but I want a Damascus Blade first, to hang on my wall
Sister status: HEALED
haha it's so crazy lol i can't even say it
We hit image limit at 245 posts. Goddamn.
Someone should report to the Guinness Book of Records
I did email them a few suggestions, I sent them a comparisson picture of the eyes.
They know the iris should be bigger, the prototype looks like Alita from the first trailer and they know it. And they did answer thanking me and saying they would contact the production team.
I did all I could, luckily a lot of people have contacted them about it as well, even on their FB page.
I'm a big MCU guy. They have made some genuinely good movies, Captain Miscast is not one of them.
Can i still pepe?🐸
I would say the only good ones are Infinity War and the original Iron Man. Rest I don't like.
Real 3D is the projector technology in the cinema and it has nothing to do with the filming process itself.
I'm curious to see these memes, but at the same time I don't want a war to erupt because they were posted here
I'm aware of that, it's just very misleading.
Some on the early MCU movies were genuinely good, like iron man's arch from billionaire weapons dealer to Iron man who "tries" to help people who cant help themself after he realises all the weapons hes selling destroys innocent lives.
Idk wtf captain fungus even supposed to be.
TWS and CW, that's it for me.
It isn't. It tells you exactly what you need to know.
Where tf is the new bread
We're 50 posts from bump limit, have patience.
Bruh, we still have to get through 50 posts before a new thread happens. How about you talk about the movie for a bit?
Are you insinuating we actually talk substance about the movie, how bloody dare you.
Guys I need a new bread, I've got a hot post locked and loaded, but it needs an image for proper impact
So, what is Alita supposed to learn from Hugo's death?
>use your legs
nova bad, dont be naive, meatboys cant compete
The promise of Zalem really does drive people mad, Zalem's up to fucky stuff, Nova's evil or at the least cruel, your naivety can and will get people you care about killed messing with these people
have sex today because tomorrow may be too late
applies to everything, not just sex
What even is the post limit on TV? 310?
GUYS NEW BREAD GET IN AND GET COMFY
It seems that's one of Alita's flaws, she dives head first in to things without thinking of the consequences. Signing up to be a hunter warrior and starting a bar fight, jumping in to the underworld, taunting Nova right to his face and then killing his puppet Vector, all of these things lead to bad results.
"Finish the mission, destroy Zalem"
It's all about love.
Way too early retard.
Just stop trying already
Nein,
Also see
Should be new bread
We need to chew through some posts, so let's hear your favorite moments from the soundtrack
>"Insignificant girl" speech in Vector's office
>Alita's dismemberment in the Underworld
>Nova and Alita's staredown at the end
It's really above 350 that it gets archived, but we make a new thread around 310.
You can't save some people. That's why he dies twice, the second death was to reinforce the futility of trying to change people. It's the message that even if you painstakingly force something back together it can't go back to being the same as it was before. He doesn't live, but at the end he does realize his mistake and he is saved as a person even if she couldn't do it physically.
The baker of the next thread, please give it a number. It's 297.
It's already up dumbass
When Nova was looking down, it looked like he was above iron city. But really far away like out in the badlands above. looked weird
I don't think numbering them is really necessary
Yall realize that this movie appeals to you guys because of your latent subconscious pedophile desires to be with an adolescent girl as it is likely that the vast majority of you missed out on the opportunity to experience teenage romance and love as a result of your social isolation and failures, right?
You all grasp that, right?
You all realize that this movie appeals to you guys because of your latent subconscious pedophile desires to be with an adolescent girl as it is likely that the vast majority of you missed out on the opportunity to experience teenage romance and love as a result of your social isolation and failures, right?
You all grasp that, right?
Anyone with a brain will know that Captain Marvel is much better and Brie is a better actress. Rosa never won an Oscar, did he?
Absolutely hilarious jerome, now I see why all the girls love your sense of humor.
they dont...
My favorite moments from the movie are not even on the soundtrack.
The part where Hugo goes "So you must be from up there," and Alita looks up, the orchestral version of her theme playing is fucking beautiful. Then the heavy drums in the underworld part are boss, the sad theme during Hugo's death, it's all just so great, the score is top game.
Only the 300th deserves the number
Helps ppl keep track, but it is kinda comf not having a number.
It must be hard to be you
I did a numbered post for 199, so there should be one for 299.
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yeah I noticed this too, the viewing angle is not really consistent throughout the film, sometimes Zalem is directly above and sometimes it's somewhat in the distance (as it would've been from Nova's POV watching the motorball championship) can't imagine it'd be a gamechanger for many
The funniest part about these threads is where you deluded pedophile autists think, nay, BELIEVE, that there will be a sequel to this weebshit garbage that no one outside your anime fanclub went to see.
Turns out the $75 you spent going to see this trash six times isn't enough to fund an entire movie, who knew!?
GET. IN. THE. NEW. GENERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Interesting, no one is giving (You)s to the aspergers, keep it up guys.
>implying living your life with the constant fear of something bad happening and as a result not trying or doing anything is better
Alita did the right thing
Maybe some anons don't know that we're near 300 now. Let them know in advance
>Estimated release is october/december
But I have money now...
;_;
We celebrate on the 99's
reminder, jerome works 9-5EST
Then you make it, but 300 needs to be numbered too.
>you2.png
Shut up Gelda, I'm no longer Yoko
>alita acknowledges vector's just a puppet
>kills him anyway
>that trembling furious look on her face right before she runs him through
It's probably obvious to everyone else but this must be foreshadowing Alita's bloodthirstiness
THANK YOU!!!!! These are literally the most autistic people on fucking planet Earth. There's a reason this movie got such a cold reception from the public. IT SUCKED!
299 and 300 it's already settled, don't (You) me
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I love how often you guys reveal that you're all living at home leeches with no jobs or lives.
Fish in a fuckin barrel.
Same
That's why I already payed full. No point in waiting.
I think the lack of quality merch is a problem all we've got is the art book, posters, and the hot toys fig and hot toys has a pretty spotty track record so we'll see how it turns when it releases later this year.
kek magine replying to yourself to make it look there is more than one jerome
I'm just chronically broke due to my alcohol habit.
Who's rules do I live by?
Aight dudes all walls have been hit, the time for a new legit bread is now
an user is making Factory logo enamel pins and GANGSTA patches for the autists, i think
Okay user you go first, i'll catch up later.
I think some user made candles too
Not at all they are literally the best in their busines. But getting the best and not getting smaller ones is a weird trade off, I'd rather have the HT one along with a bunch of lesser versions of Alita, instead of having it alone.
Alita's
>Not at all they are literally the best in their busines
I dunno about that, don't hottoys tend to melt? The sculpts are good but I have a friend who's big into toys and most of his hottoys have deteriorated just sitting in his display cabinet. I guess it's a question for /toy/ who makes the best toys.
Fresh bread out the oven
WE'RE ONLY 4 THREADS AWAY FROM ALITA GENERAL #300
!!!!!!!!!!!
Melt? where the fuck do you put a toy to have it melt? over the oven?
I have two of the first rubber bodies HT released (2008) and they are in pristine contidition dude.
When there is a problem with a HT around 70% of the time the owner is to blame. I'm not ignoring that 30% but 70 is a lot more than 30.