/trek/ - Star Trek General

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I've made five white children.
What have you done for this world, user?
You don't even post content, you sorry little bitch.
You should not live a life that is so angry.

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Your LARPing is cringe and your insecurities are tiresome.

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Post everything on Pretty

Mi Negro!

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you are a nigger

Here's everything

Go to 00:52. That's Shannon Fill in the back aka Sito Jaxxa in the pic. She has cute pink little titties if you can get past the grainy stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=UpiYSdErOiI&t=98s

Here's she getting raped by the High School principal. No time to indicate she's in the entire movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=x0pPhSZEwS4

40:41 she plays a cute pregnant girl here.
youtube.com/watch?v=nJez3iWuqQU&t=2552s

She's also throughout an episode of Walker Texas Ranger called Collision Course. She's throughout the entire episode.

dailymotion.com/video/x6w01xl

But the greatest scene is of her on an episode of the show Silk Stockings Season 4 ep 3 called Reluctant Witness. She's in a pool and comes out with red bikini bottoms and a black shirt. You can see her titties right through it. Throughout the episode she's fine as fuck.

I can't get the last one but now that I have found them maybe some hornier and nerdier user can rip them.

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If I was LARPing, I would not have to pay child support.
Post content, or stop posting here.
You are a shitposter.

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so your wife got tired of your autistic ass and now you post about star trek 24/7
pretty rad

So, how do Toilets work on Starfleet ships? Do they actually have plumbing? I always assumed that it would just directly feed into replicators, get turned into storage material and eventually turned back into things via replicating (As the replicator works by changing matter into different matter), but DS9 often makes reference to Waste facilities, implying that they actually work on ancient (our) systems?
I'm confused.

F
I just hope she wasn't raped.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>dat midriff top
God bless 90s fashion.💯

>I just hope she wasn't raped.

You know what's ironic is that after leaving acting all together she went full Counselor Troi and became a Licensed Clinical Social Worker. A character who was kidnapped and raped all the time. She probably got so tired of playing a victim in everything that she went full McGruff and wanted to take a bite out of crime.

I think what makes the actress so attractive is how weak and rapable she is. Combined that with the fact that she was made to play a character from a raped race and it makes her even more attractive. After that, all her other parts were all victims with the exception of theater work.

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Are perks gone now?

kek!

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>hurr

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>Cause I already typed this shit up

Ask yourself how many of the actors have you seen in other works from before or since their roles on TNG, and don't consider too much the typecasting excuse; if they're good, if they're versatile, they'd have found other substantial work. Outside of Patrick Stewart, Whoppi Goldberg was unironically one of the strongest players. Dorn was decent for his role, as was Spiner's over acting, though both had the advantage of hiding behind thier 'alien personas.' Other regulars were out performed by the bit player transporter chief and walk-ons. Frakes was a poor number two for the leading dynamic, alternatively wooden or hammy. LaVar Burton's pedantry pretty much ended his career on the show. Siritis was awful. Gates McFadden should never have appeared outside of a Lifetime network show. Let's not even talk about Crosby or the kid.

Aesthetics I suppose is more a personal hit or miss kind of thing, but its undeniable that Roddenberry aimed for aping the appeal of (ripping off is another word for it) Forbidden Planet when he conceptualized his show.
And its not that I disagree there was a value in those (stolen) visuals early on. But he was still trying to tap the same well by the time TNG made it to air; it was well dated by then, so he updated it to some pastel version fronting that ugly creme color backdrop. To my senses he arrived at a washed out solution that wears on the eyes when removed from the big screen and decades of filtering to episodic television shot on 35mm film.

Was Worf wrong here? Personally I think it would be scary to trust an AI like Data.
>youtube.com/watch?v=vMKtKNZw4Bo

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Data is only pretending to not feel to feel that poon

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Checked.
She was in 22 episodes of TNG.
She was in the band Sparks as a drummer.
She was The Fairy Godmother in 2014, a show called Cindy, which is a retelling of Cinderella.
She is still hot now at 51.
Christi Haydon. Find out for yourself, don't make me spoonfeed you.

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It's picard's fault for babying worf.

Is it really babying him or Data? Data being the only AI in Starfleet and in control of the flagship of the Federation when even they don't understand his construct fully?

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Not yet, must spend what I got🌈

Worf's basically Picard's pet. He's a shitty security officer and most of his time on the bridge is spent having tantrums. Data is shown to be way more competent than most people including oftentimes Picard (who has tons of biases).

90's fashion >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'s fashion

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Checked.
It was a risky move to make Data an officer on a starship,
if you consider that they did not go through previous designs and tweak/perfect them first.

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>It was a risky move to make Data an officer on a starship,

No more risky than any other crew member brought on the ship.

>gib big klingon refugees!🌈

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>decides the enterprise is alive.
>locks staff out of the controls.

Sure but thats the federation's job. Picard has to break federation laws to bow to bitchayev but data never will.

Huh, so are perks here to stay?♨️

Rolled 4 (1d6)

Maybe for a couple of days?

BASED
AND HONORPILLED

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I wanna lick a bajoran lady's toes

That's kind of cheating, JC would also beat most "main" cast of older series tbqh.

Good question.
On one hand plumbing is "ancient" for a reason.
It fucking works.

On a space ship though where any shit could happen including the loss of gravity, so much toxic sludge in EVERY section of the ship right next to energy couplings and what-not sounds like a REALLY bad idea.
Nobody knows I guess.
We´re happy that we at least got a toilet assigned to the bridge in an obscure schematics Trek book.

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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May the pah-wraiths bless you.

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So, in the end reddit wins?

>uses verified
>posts as user
>rants against tripfags who are the only logical users of the verified perk
Checks out, here's your (You)

Any bondage episodes? (Girls tied up, not guys)

okay pon farr is upon me I haven't had sex in two months and all I can think about is trip handcuffing me to the railing in engineering and using me as a fuck toy to relieve stress FUCK how do vulcans suppress these urges

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Someone needs to persuade Discovery producers to add a heavy metal track to the next Klingon space battle scene. I mean they already made the Klingons demons with gothic fortresses as ships so they may as well go the whole way.

Do you see it going any other way ?

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I'll sleep with you, if you want

how can you claim her when shes mine?

It takes a real zero to be salty about Pretty-kun

Even Vulcans can't resist his southern charm

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they beam the shit back into the food replicators

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Enterprise is too cerebral.

Fuck Vulcans. Fucking autist psychopaths

Midnight's Edge is a CBS false flag designed to make anyone who doesn't like STD look like a lunatic.

I'll take "things nobody has ever said aloud" for twelve hundred, Alex.

>get assigned a time ship
>your chair isn't in the middle of the bridge, it's off to the side/back like you're worf or something
>this is a promotion from being the captain of a temporal shuttle
>you aren't even played by the same actor in all 3 of your episodes

being Braxton is suffering.

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>Timeship
Do they even need a ship? Why not just have a nice operations center in Palo Alto?

I'm a gigantic faggot who replies to his own jizz tier posts to keep /trek/ alive because I don't have a life beyond these threads please click my webms they are valuable content and fuck you if you say otherwise, VF

webm

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👌

Find a pregnant one and she might let you, but dont be surprised if she cums.

❤️

Very well. You're dismissed.

This is Stephanie Beacham, aka the Countess Lady Regina Bartholomew. Say something nice about her.

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based VF🐱

I still would

I like VF. I know I'm "not supposed to" but I don't give a shit.

shots fired!

He has a point tho.

Post jadsia full body pic s

Why do these threads make me queasy?

Yes voyager where an alien race makes harry kim believe he is one of them. Think it is called fortunate son.

Because they're like warm piss running down your leg

link or stink, choms.

Hi trekkies 229

for the Discovery haters claiming to have watched the show answer

1. Why did spock kill all those people in the hospital
2. Why did burnham start the klingon war
3. Why is burnham the key to the second season

But why? I understand Data keeping his off switch a secret but why his turn on switch? What's wrong with the ladies knowing how to TURN ON Data? I thought he was fully functional?

You are a bitch and you should feel bad about yourself.

Mi Negro!

I have just learned to accept it.

Mi Negro!

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>desperation
everyone hates you

>1. Why did spock kill all those people in the hospital

Killing the weak is logical.

>2. Why did burnham start the klingon war

Because they are a bunch of animals.

>3. Why is burnham the key to the second season

Because stronk wumon u needs no mon.

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1. He didn't kill those people. Wrong.
2. She didn't start the war. Wrong
3. She's not. Wrong

You've never seen the show. Lol

in awe of the savagery of this post🐸

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Any other doujin scans?

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1. Control used holograms to fake the murders
2. I don't even remember anymore, T'Kuvma was gonna start shit anyway probably
3. Because her mom is the flying red bitch
show is bad though also filtered

I love you.

Hi 1b. Welcome to/dreck/!

right
right
and wrong. they even state who the key to season 2 but you won't find that in recaps

congratulations you read recaps

Has anyone actually seen the show and hate it?

I'm falling in love with you.

Yeah, what the fuck?

Also why did the Borg have to travel to Earth before they could go back in time during First Contact? Surely they should have travelled back in time first and then warped to Earth facing no resistance.

I SAID THAT WILL BE ALL, CADET

I gave Discovery a chance but this is the first Star Trek show that I check to see how much time is left.

You'll still watch it all.

Virgins, incels, hikikomori the lot of you!

mkultra btfo

Man I'm going to get flamed. Discovery explains it. They have to go to earth then time travel there, but they can't time travel and do that shit until a certain point in the timeline, so they have to wait. Once they get there at the right time and place they can travel back to rewrite history otherwise they'll end up in some place they'll keep getting pulled back to or they'll destroy their own existence.

I'm not getting banned for spoilers, so you just have to watch. Everytime I post a discovery spoiler I get banned. Discovery is patching up canon.

Wrong

Why would I respond to my own post, I’m not ValleyFag.

Terra N empire is Trump America?

>people watch and care about Discovery
What does mediocrity taste like? Is it yummy? I imagine it tastes like precum.

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>Trip will never handcuff you and leave you to think about why you've been a bad Vulcan love slave while he gets the whip
why even live

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>She posted off-topic anime again.
When will /trek/ grow a pair?

>ds9 fans enjoy the first 4 seasons.

All DS9 seasons are kino, get dabbed on

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Technically /trek/ is the off topic subject in an off topic anime forum, but I see your point. However, the fact that you don’t have her filtered means you don’t know how to post here.

I bet half the Starfleet captains have a betting pool to see who winds up in world war 2 the most at the end of the year

thats a qt elf

The Wire is my favorite DS9 episode and that's S2.

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Yea I will. So what.

You won't be able to understand thread culture if you block BF.

fuck off, retard

Uhhh it's an invasion then. Fuck you

The wire is a cop show

Eat my ass, chomo

Isn't that what Bart Simpson says?

Damn, Valley. Little harsh, wouldn't you say?

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Trek threads have gotten really meanspirited lately. I don't know why...

>Kirk, San Francisco, 1986. Disease: AIDS
>Picard, San Francisco, 1893. Disease: Cholera
>Sisko, San Francisco, 2024. Disease: Unemployment
>Janeway, Los Angeles, 1996. Disease: Meglomania

Why didn't see set the phaser to wide spread and get them all in one shot?

My shining personality really brings out the best in people.

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I'm sorry little buddy. I'll make you a deal. I'll only talk well about ds9, and you give discovery a shot
It's the user from /nfl/ bucsholdme. He's reporting everyone apparently and saying insane shit like "intellectually inferior". The same thing happened over there. If you get reported it's him. He was splerging out yesterday.

more chomo crap

Star Trek and B5 are equally good.

I watched three episodes and fell asleep during one. It's a mediocre overproduced cash grab and nobody knows how to actually write characters let alone a serialized season long plot. Trek works best as an episodic show. Game of Thrones and Walking Dead work the way they work because they were a series of books and comics before hand so the producers had a guide for the plot and pacing.

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>Valley is some random sports guy I just made up
Why makeup some shit just to slander one of our greats?

2024 was hyperinflation and 1996 was consumerism.

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Liar. You're too high strung to fall asleep during a show.

CapriSun suck mingehair

bucsholdme isn't valley forge. bucsholdme is a guy we ran off from /nfl/ because he.... has severe mental issues. i mean severe. Valley forge is highly amusing even though I'm stronger than him.
dude.. ds9 first 2 seasons were just ass. Come on. you had 1 or 2 good episodes. It wasn't voyager bad or enterprise bad but it was bad.
They fired the show runners half way through the first season on discovery and didn't tell anyone until the end. Once Lorca shows up the series picks up fast. Seasons 2 of discovery has been one of the best trek seasons of all time

But I get it, some people don't like the serialized version, so I can respect that. Some people like white chicks and some like black girls they wan to colonize. Yes i have jungle fever.

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>Game of Thrones
>producers had a guide for the plot

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Nobody and I mean nobody except you knows who your retarded made up tripfag is from some sports forum and using "we" in relation to this general is just sad. But I'm sure you'll force meme it into existence by repeating it over and over.

>Valley forge is highly amusing even though I'm stronger than him.
you should make a chart comparing our power levels so I can reply with a "lmfao retard" post

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what am I reading? english man.

>immediately deflecting
Didn't take long at all.

Physically stronger. I am 6'9 280 of pure muscle and rage. I'M PURE MALE VITALITY. LIFT WEIGHTS LITTLE MAN
Sorry I can't read autist.

Anyways whats anyone know what's going on with the Picard series? I heard it went over budget again

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okay retard

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Shes a counselor being controlled by an alien, not a soldier

>ds9 first 2 seasons were just ass
Captive Pursuit
Move Along Home
The Nagus
Battle Lines
The Storyteller
Progress
The Forsaken
Dramatis Personae
Duet
Cardassians
Rules of Acquisition
Necessary Evil
Armageddon Game
Whispers
Profit and Loss
Blood Oath
The Maquis, Part I & II
The Wire
The Collaborator
Tribunal
The Jem'Hadar

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Tripfags should be permabanned. These attention seeking troglodytes are sickening

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>Move Along Home
based

>dude.. ds9 first 2 seasons were just ass. Come on. you had 1 or 2 good episodes. It wasn't voyager bad or enterprise bad but it was bad.
Fitting in all the brainlet opinions in one post I see.

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ALLAMARAINE
COUNT TO FOUR
ALLAMARAINE
THEN THREE MORE
ALLAMARAINE
IF YOU'RE A G
ALLAMARAINE
YOU'LL SMOKE WIT ME

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Please IDW, get with DC and do a Star Trek/Batman '66 crossover.

I wish there was a novel or something about the timeline in which Voyager took 23 years to get back home instead of seven, and crossing the Beta Quadrant where they encounter the Fen-Domar and whoever killed 7 of 9.

>whenever you count to four but hes a former member of the Obsidan Order and they are taught by Enabrin Tain himself to keep on sucking

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Take dis blunt old man. Don't be a bitch-ass pussy.

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>blunt

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>he still smokes blunts and doesnt fuck with wax

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Take the blunt. You will bring great dishonor upon yourself if you do not.

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>wasting good bud on a tobacco poisoned rolls

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>rolling up your weed instead of using a utilitarian bong device

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I would like Burnham and Ash together if Burnham had any sort of personality

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This was an improvement over Bajoran Kira

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neuro-pressure
pointy ears
candles
kolinahr
handcuffs
logic
blindfold
gag
whip
submission
bliss
live long
prosper

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Hey! It's KC!

>It doesnt count

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I can't jerk to drawings pls post pics

You draw like a 3yo

Most of them are phoneposters, so they can evade bans pretty easily

I'm not sure what you're trying to convey

How do you know if someone is a phonepozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Crossing the border illegally, is.
Make your own countries into countries like America.
Don't make America into countries like yours.

Filenames mostly, spelling errors, etc.

you sound scared little girl
not smoking wax or using edibles +suppositories
english isn't his first language man, have you seen the post

Are they ever going to make a true Trek post nemesis besides the Picard series which is more of a "house of cards"/west wing style show apparently

Anyone?

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The zzzzzzzz implied I didn't care. Have you heard of autism?

Being anonymous makes us cool. We're like a secret society.

Lad, are you a dwarf? You look pint sized.

>they're brothers data brothers forgive
Man I really hate this fucking bitch this time around. Pulaski should've stayed on.

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It's shopped, dude

the BF's butt sludge chuggers society who sometimes talk about star trek

Gross, guy. Not cool.

Crusher is sort of an idiot, but she's hot

I was going to watch DS9, is there a watch guide?

What a boring post. Entertain me, /trek/!

Cat Noir's quami knows who Ladybug is. Why hasn't he told Adrien already?

Make your own as you go, skipping episodes on a first run of any Trek is faggotry of the highest order.

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But how am I supposed to know which episodes I enjoyed watching without one?

THIS ISN'T TREK REEEEEEEEEEEE

Why would anyone need a "guide" to watch a tv show?

So I could avoid watching any absolutely terrible episodes?

Busy schedule?

How do you know they're "terrible" if you haven't seen them? Pretty stupid to let other people tell you what you like or not.

Basically ya. I remember watching DS9 back when it was airing and enjoying it a lot, but I don't want to waste my time watching a 20 minute episode if it is pure trash.

Why the fuck have there been no fappening leaks of Star Trek celebs? Shit, give me some Jeri Ryan at any given time.

McFadden seems like the type of vapid thot would have had nude pics of herself on icloud 20 years ago. We missed out

Why hasn't Chase done full on hardcore porn at this point? She has the look to stupidly accept multiple loads of cum.

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Because Plagg is a fucking asshole.

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Use Google find guides u fat mong

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Pedo & grosspilled

shut up retard

Right to post, bro

I think you're right.
Wait. Do you think that's why she doesn't like Cat Noir so much? Because of Plagg's influence on him?
Hmmm.

right to call you a retard, retard

>CBS has all but admitted there will never be a post Nemisis Trek

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Those cartoons are boring.

Why dont these unbelievable losers just get a Facebook page and post there? Most people dont care about their stupid lives and they just muddy the trek waters with their irrelevant personal bullshit that nobody wants to hear.

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>Tranny
>Pedophile
>Communist

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I should, at this time, like to posit the following: You are boring.

T H R E A D__C U L T U R E

DS9?
You don't need a guide for that one.
The whole series is crap.

I remember /trek/ before the tripfags. Calling attention to yourself and posting off topic bullshit isnt culture, it's being a total douchebag

BF and VF contribute alot to these threads, bruh.

What's the deal with Sisco and the profets?

He's atheist but regularly speaks to gods

Why don't you like it? Just because it isn't as utopian? Do you not like the cast?

>tfw your pervert French cartoon for little babies is more popular and better written than Discovery
Suck my balls.

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Yeah she really is, but do you think Plagg's influence has anything to do with it? Also, do you think Tiki has any kind of a calming influence on Marientte's creepyness?

WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT HE FUCKING LIKES?????

I don't like the characters. Any of them.

>jellus

You're dismissed.

First 2 seasons are rough. You have desu not trolling 3 or 4 really epic episodes. The rest is mediocre or just bad.
seasons 3 to 4 it starts elevating they let sisko go, it's hit or miss. 1/3 is really good, 1/3 is mediocre, 1/3 is bad. Towards the end it gets pretty good
Then seasons 5-7 are epic, you might have 2 or 3 miss fires per season, but it's easily on par with the TNG. It's more of a war trek thing though.

In the Pale Moonlight is one of the greatest Trek episodes of all time, easily top 3 if not the best single episode, it's as good as Best of Both worlds. Even outside of trek it's one of the greatest single episodes of any TV series I've ever seen. It kind of defines sisko as a captain/leader.

Because I've heard multiple trek fags in real life say they don't like DS9, but I've never been able to get a coherent answer for why. Also, this is my first time in /trek/ and so far people just seem to want to namefag and post off topic shit. Do you guys do other stuff too?

>Do you guys do other stuff too?
Nope

>both bald
>both talk with aliens and gods
>both wizards
Grant Morrison is Benjamin Sisko irl?

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I love your posts and want to kiss.

Prophets are weird near god like beings who don't live in linear time. they live in a closed time circle, so the past/present/future is all the same to them, they live in the worm hole. Sisko's job is to protect the worm hole and Bajor. they aren't deus ex machina oddly enough, it builds towards them acting in linear time over the series.

/trek/ is where I go to let off steam. It's refreshing.

Why no future christians?

Because it's not Star Trek.

Trek is centrist atheist

>claim to no longer enslave animals
>Data has a pet cat
>Picard (PBUH) has a goldfish

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They're actually deeply spiritual people, only atheists suffer from this much confirmation bias.

Pike is a Christian

So is Uhura, the Siskos and Mirror Tuvok.

To be fair, Stewart did have the fish removed during the movies because of that reason.

And now it's dead.

Because DS9 fans tend to rip on other series and the series started pretty rough. But in defense of DS9, all the treks minus TOS started off pretty badly until they figured the characters out and took bad characters out plus added new characters
TNG kind of hit it's stride when it got rid of tasha and propped up Warf
DS9 once warf showed up got really good
Voyager once 7 of 9 showed up got good
Discovery once they fired the show runners mid first season and stopped sjwing Burnham to death got good. Seriously Burnham was pretty unwatchable until they started giving her flaws. They had SJW writers trying to turn her into superwoman and it made the series pretty bad.

So far in the second season they've been shitting on her pretty regularly which makes her likeable.

>they've been shitting on Burnham in S2
>when everyone and their mother wants to save and be frens with her
heh

Picard

people here have already decided to dislike it

Then they're retarded kek

>likeable
Stop using this arbitrary word as some kind of mark of quality character writing. There are a ton of good characters out there that people fucking hate. Most writers and critics I know use agency as a measure for determining character quality not ""likeability"". It drives me crazy when somebody describes a good character as being likeable because it's a completely arbitrary description.

Also stop baiting me into talking about shit I like an am excited about just so you can report me and get me banned for being off topic you shitheads.

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This episode proves that Klingons are a stand-in for Blacks.
Watch as they fight over a hunk of metal.

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Bro, I have no idea what you are saying. They made the character someone you could like because she has flaws meaning you could relate.

I'm not reporting anyone, I like discovery, you think I could exist on this board without thick skin? haha

someone please talk to me about STD
I am so lonely

>webm

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I hate this episode. They should have given it to clone-Kahless so he could validate his claim to the Klingon empire. Or atleast keep it as an archelogical significant object that is sacred to Klingon history.

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>tfw I wanted to watch more DS9 episodes today but life got in the way

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I prefer pre-Seven Voyager and pre-Worf DS9

Where did my edits go? :-(

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That's not canon. It takes place in the "Prime" timeline which is not the same as the original shows.

>I remember romulans!
>I remember the galaxy class!
>Wow I remember the dominion!
*claps*
>Disco's advanced tech ruins the series. :(

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>I want a series based on the older shows
>but I don't want them to name anything about the older shows or have anything related to them

With all the continuity changes, STD really should have said it's a hard reboot, or just an alternative universe like the Kelvin timeline. I mean it looks SO MUCH like the Kelvin timeline already, I have absolutely NO Idea why they insist on setting this in Prime?
All these weird little changes, all these inconsistencies, all these BIG differences like section 31 being a well known organization, That could ALL have been justified by just using a different timeline.

And don't make her spocks fucking sister. That is hack writing. Just fucking hack writing.

It is kelvin but claiming either would alienate some amount of viewers. It's a bait and switch at its core.

People saying they hate a show they've never seen saying dumbshit clearly illustrating they've never seen it.

There's a reason for that which is spelled out in the second season. I'd say it but if I say the spoilers, I get banned.

You want answers, watch the show, you want to bitch fine, but everything you just said is retarded and you won't know why until you watch the show. Discovery is actually fixing canon. there's a reason spock never mentions her, why section 31 is so open in the show, why the borg didn't attack until when they did, but I can't say it because it's spoilers. Enjoy your canon full of holes, but don't bitch about the holes existing because someone already tried to fix them. And she literally had to be Spock's sister because Spock is the Key to the entire series and fixing the canon. And spock being the key is already established in other canon.

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>Seething discord trannies deleting memes

lmao

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Why does ENT resonate so much with alt-righters?

cause it's dad-trek and they don't have dads. It's still comfy though.

the only correct answer

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I'm extremely liberal and I fucking LOVE Enterprise

What's "ENT"?

TOS = Star Trek The Orginal Series
TNG = Star Trek the Next Generation
STDS9 = Star Trek Deep Space Nine
VOY = Star Trek Voyager
ENT = Star Trek Enterprise
STD = Star Trek Discovery

BRAVO BRAGA

But they themselves said it is prime.
>but if I say the spoilers, I get banned.
Firstly episode discussion is allowed, secondly if something REALLY is a spoiler, that's what the spoiler function is for you dummy.
And all the inconsistencies and canon-violations are the least of the troubles to be honest.
Burnham is just the worst mary sue ever written. Despite mutany and accidentally starting a war, everyone just loves her SO MUCH, and she solves every problem, and everything revolved around her, and she just wants to love spock but spock doesn't understand and hates her :(((
Alltho, commiting crimes and not getting punished is pretty trek. Worf commited eco-terrorism on risa to teach vacationers a lesson about taking it easy, and then handed the controls to a man who tried to destroy the whole planet with it, and he didn't even get so much as demoted because he fixed it in the end. Kira hunted down a dangerous man, ended up causing his death, totally circumventing police and courts in favor of vigilante revenge justice, but nobody ever mentioned it because "the bad guy got stopped"

It's DS9 and DIS
If you're following the same acronym conventions instead of being nonsensical

It's "STD" because it is as entertaining as a case of syphilis, gonorrhea, HIV, chlamydia, genital herpes, or genital warts.

ST:TNG, ST:DS9, ST:D, DIS is nothing like convention.

It's DS9 and STD.
DIS sounds fucking retarded and while literal manchildren will snigger at "STD" for a bit, that shouldn't stop actual people from using the name.
Also:
>Same naming convention
>TOS (despite the show not really being named that) TNG and DS9 are the first letters of each word in the name
>VOY and ENT are the first 3 letters of the name
STD would be in line with TOS and TNG of using the first letters, DIS would be in line with VOY and ENT. Personally I'd say STD rolls of the tongue way nicer than "Dee Eye Es" Even worse if you pronounce it as a word "Dis show? Dis show right here? Dis the stuff we is talkin' about!"
No STD sounds good, sounds nice and the ST part makes it clear right away that star trek is meant specifically. Because Discovery is a terrible fucking name for the show btw. Firstly, it's a relatively recent (In space history) space shuttle that exists now, it is the name of a TV Channel, and they don't do any fucking discovering. It's an action show about an advanced fucking warship way more than it is about any kind of space exploration.

Do you think Data came inside Tasha?
If he's fully functional, then that should mean he can cum.

Data doesn't seem like the type to wanna nut on a bitch's face.

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That whole "fully functional" was a mistake.

star trek is for the outsider(s) - he who hath descended beyond reality
the disabled
the transsexual
the communist revolutionary
he of the other - that which is not
your franchise is not a retreat
it's your CAGE

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>cast cute purple girl
>hardly ever use her

whenever trance gemini isn't on screen i find myself asking 'where's trance?'

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Data is on Holodeck cleanup duty, he collects Geordi and Brocoli's cum then squirts it out of his robo penis to impregnate unwitting crewmembers with autism babies.

>STD would be in line with TOS and TNG of using the first letters
That's not true. TOS and TNG are subtitles.
>Personally I'd say STD rolls of the tongue way nicer than "Dee Eye Es" Even worse if you pronounce it as a word "Dis show?
No one say TEE ENN GEE or VEE OHH GEE. It's a text acronym.

So THAT'S where South Park got that from.

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We use STD because it is funny, it is an amazingly apt description of the show. It also drives the mentally ill freaks with body dysmorphia mad.

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People absolutely say tee en gee.

>are subtitles.
Meh, minor nitpick. Point is, it's not that much more in line, and since they are changed up half and half anyway, might as well go the STD way, no?
>No one say TEE ENN GEE or VEE OHH GEE.
Well, I do actually say TOS, TNG and DS9 in conversation, I do call VOY Voyager and ENT is probably the only one where I say "Star Trek Enterprise" Because since Enterprise is also the name of the ship in multiple series, saying "On Enterprise" sounds a bit weird to me.
>It's a text acronym.
Even then, STD is just nicer than DIS and DISCO is even worse, blergh. Nah, STD just seems the best. Ignore the bubbling retards going "hehehe like sex disease hehehe hahaa hoho" That shit stopped being amusing 5 minutes after they announced the name. Now it's just the name. Period.

She didn't start the war. That's made clear in the first 30 minutes of the first episode. She doesn't solve every problem. Second season she gets shit on quite a bit. The first half of the first season they had SJW writers who went too far, who were fired half way through. After that she becomes more human and flawed. Spock just destroys here in a couple of scenes and rightfully so, then Pike and the Admiral does to for "sticking her nose where it didn't belong and constantly crusading" (it was a meant to attack Sjws) I can give you the episode where they just lay into her for it.

But the fact you said she started the war indicates just like anyone who else who says that, shows you didn't even watch a single hour of the show.

What would you think if I was trashing the TNG and claiming they never ran into a foe who was more powerful than the Enterprise? You'd instantly point to the first episode and Q, then call me a dumbass.

Or if on DS9 I was saying "well it's space station they can't explore new stuff, lol why put the space station" you'd instantly point to the Wormhole.

That's how ignorant you look when you say "she started the war" and how ignorant people look when they say that.

So watch the show then bitch or don't bitch

>Meh, minor nitpick. Point is, it's not that much more in line, and since they are changed up half and half anyway, might as well go the STD way, no?
No. They're all subtitles. If it's a multi-word subtitle, you use the first letter of each word or the number in the case of DS9. If it's a single word subtitle, you use the first three letters. Calling it STD is just a juvenile and ultimately nonsensical practice.

It's more likely STD got its aids from drug abuse in the writer room than from sex.

>VOY
>ENT

Not him but why would I watch a show that I don't like?

to strengthen your hate

...

>She didn't start the war.
But she did? She caused that whole fiasco.
>She doesn't solve every problem.
But she does? She's the one fyling at the klingon thing, she's the one beaming over fighting klingons (multiple times),she's the one defeating the space-bear (and then understanding it), she's the only one that can save Sarek, she's the KEY to everything in the mirror verse, she fights Saru on the blue glowing planet, When Stamets is THE ONLY ONE in the ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE not affected by Mudds time turner, the only thing he can think of is GETTING BURNHAM TO SAVE THE DAY.
it is a legit problem with Discovery that she is Wesley 2.0 (on steroids).

>Spock just destroys here in a couple of scenes and rightfully so
And then spock is shown that she did the "I spit on you so you wouldn't follow me" thing and then HE is put in his place for not realizing that she loves him deeply and only hurt him to protect him.

Bizzle-izzle-lizzle-izzUUUMMMPPP

8^P

not related to Trek, but your picture reminded me I had this.

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first off Tasha was a butt slut and secondly she probably didn't even care if Data came

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the real question is how long would Data last.
Does he decide when to come or is there a timer

it's gotta be like when you press snooze on your phone alarm
"not yet, my beloved... not yet... OKAY NOW! FUUUUUUCKCKCKCKCKCKKK..."

What is the official state of /trek/ and why is it Florida?

YEEE HAW Publixians unite

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Most of Yea Forums is from Florida.

>country for old people
>so retarded that every year gets wrecked by bad weather
Why would that be the /trek/ official state?

>Publixians unite
When I was in Jacksonville way back in 2010, I saw a homeless black guy throwing up next to a dumpster at a Publix right up the street from the Mayo clinic. It was the weirdest fucking thing, he was like projectile vomiting every five seconds and it would ricochet off the bricks of the building and splatter about 3-4 feet ahead of him. Had to have been like 1/2 gallon or more of God knows what but me and my cousin just sat there stoned wondering what the fuck we were looking at.
Interesting state, seems very pocketed and different all over.

Why would Starfleet HQ be in San Fransisco and not Cape Canaveral?

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What are you talking about? Hurricanes barely do any damage each year. Go back to your flyover.

The one thing that unites them is meth.

LOL Florida gets it anus riggedy wrecked in season 3 of ENT
Based XINDI

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Communism

You know what you can't write an insurance policy for? Mass unemployment.

>Go back to your flyover.
What state is the Chad HQ and why is it the panhandle of Florida?

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friendly reminder that seattle's museum of pop culture is the only museum with star trek a star trek exhibit therefore washington stat objectively loves trek more than any other state

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they want to teach cadets how to get to space not how to explode on the launch pad

The official state of /trek/ is the official state of (You).

Someone told me that Enterprise was the best Star Trek series. Is this true?

if you like white people whining all the time while everyone else acts like an adult, yes

computer end the "sit alone getting stood up" program
computer load the "last half of season three of enterprise and infinite weed" program
safety protocols... ah who gives a shit just surprise me

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It is the most redpilled series and most white male friendly. It's low points are greatly outweighed by it's high points. Archer a best. Trip a good ole boy.

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Why was this post deleted?
I guess it had too little Dukat, frogs and Wojak content.

Why do you feel the need to be so racist?
Do you hate white people?

Season 3 and 4 are brilliant. 1 and 2, meh the odd little gem episode but pretty poor or average most of the time.

only the whiny ones

Why are you always crying?

I was told that 1-3 were best, and 4 was bad.
Are there only 4 seasons?

Yes, it sucked so hard it killed the franchise for more than a decade

>oi govnah blimey bloody daddy's navy t'pol's bum I hate food mate what tactical alert bruv did a light just go out are we gonna die we gonna die I gotta tell the girl from eighth grade I had a crush on her before we die dad navy
was this meme character supposed to be likeable?

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>heard you talkin shit like i wouldn't hear

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You sound angry. I was told it was too cerebral, or not silly enough for the average fan, and that's why many of them didn't like it.

S1-2+4 is peak Trek.

That's not true. Putting Trek on a stillborn network like UPN is what killed the franchise on TV.

4 is some of the best trek you can get.

>hating on reed in 2019

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>meanwhile STD isn't even on a network and is making mad dosh

webm trek

The difference between obscure channel on television during blockbuster's peak vs. CBS shilled streaming service on modern day internet

engage

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hey trek, along with itsabeena LONG time
i LUFF this trek related chhOOonnnn
youtu.be/BXhIT4MpRis
whaddaya think bla x
baSED

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>itsabeena LONG time
uff
itsabeena LONG ROAD!

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*mwah* on his bald head

GETTING FROM uff THERE TO HERE

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x

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I was thinking about Star Trek: DSG. The DS9 spinoff after Voyager. A grizzled chip-on-his-shoulder Lieutenant Commander Harry Kim who keeps growing borg cybernetic components as some bizarre Chief of the Defiant's Engineering and a baffling Ensign Seven who seems to have put all her Janeway lessons and Star Fleet academy experience and blended it into a thick, sweet kool-aid of Seven hubris and Star Fleet Janeway insanity(and completely responsible for Harry's condition), grounded against the pragmatic Lieutenant Nog, Captain Kira as willing 1st officer who adopted this extended mission into the gamma quadrant as her self-perceived twilight tour after the "summer of her life" and all her internal struggles behind her, breaking into the exploration of Star Fleet that she once rejected as a warrior retired. A new Captain for the Defiant that was clearly cloned directly from Pike from The Cage, and a virtually kidnapped, overworked Romulan Sub-commander fretting about an over-worked cloaking device with more levels of deception than hairs on his head who just can't catch a break from the thirsty ship Doctor, who, along with the captain, are about as regular as could be.

It only lasted three seasons, but they were three, long, glorious, mind-bending seasons of freaky alien civilizations and radical phenomena. The Alpha Quadrant and Delta Quadrant tropes of colonies and outposts with tech experiments long gone, replaced with civilizations powered by noble but impenetrable religious doctrines, practiced neon-tie-dye goo swimming of the zero-g lakes of their moons, or the touched, horse-faced nomads who dust between the rocks of the great floating asteroid drift naked, their bodies capable of everything they desire, from melting through duranium hulls and creating their own artificial gravity. DSG had always been my favorite Trek. Then I woke up.

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Who's the biggest butt slut in Trek?

^ t r o i ^

The character was very reserved and close the vest, I quite liked him. He was supposed to be the number four or five of the group and he fit that spot perfectly.

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>Star Trek: DSG
Dick Suck Gay?
t la bla

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Not that guy, but the Klingons were already warring with the Federation.

And yeah, that was the first episode. You haven't watched shit.

One day, I realized that Reed was me and digits confirmed.

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Reminder that I'm the most important poster in this general.

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Wait, you actually bought it?

I CANT FUCKING FIND IT

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amazon.co.jp/機動戦士ガンダム-赤い彗星編-シャア専用一番くじ-B賞-赤い彗星アズナぶるぶる/dp/B01HNLA8KK
30 something bucks before shipping brand new, batteries not included, buruburu your heart out

Quality.

Neelix was actually a superb chef, one of the best. Voyager was just stacked to the rafters with plebs

'nite trekblas x

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DO IT

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Peace and long life

>that filename

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How'd you have this ready to go? Was it saved or grabbed on the fly?

awesome!

Buffalo chicken tender subs are the best. Totally worth the searing diarrhea.

I can't control myself with spice. Deadly ring sting. Best to just avoid the cause.

He doesnt have a /trek/ folder
You dont deserve to wear that uniform.

if you haven't watched enterprise season three with the band of brothers filter reduced color to 13%, increased sharpness and contrast by 75% you haven't experienced Trek war kino in its fullest flower

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>Voyager fakes
Internet detective here. The person who posted is the same person who owns this room and this doll... or someone pretending to be them.

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I don't believe you, AlyDoll.

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>It is kelvin

>no reference whatsoever to the USS Kelvin and the Narada
>Spock isn't teaching at Starfleet Academy
>Pike isn't inexplicably 15 years older
>the Enterprise's maiden voyage isn't set for next year
>the Enterprise doesn't have dicks for warp nacelles
>Admiral Robocop isn't in any of the Section 31 scenes
>the uniforms aren't a modern version of the TOS ones, except for the Enterprise ones that were in like two scenes and are at least 25% different
>nobody gives a shit about Kirk's dad

Dukat did it. Every day.

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>AlyDoll
>Taylor Swift Wonderstruck perfume

whatever I'm doing with my life to know about that, I'm doing it wrong

>le wacky lizard villain!!
Cringe

He was such an awkward little manlet fag when they showed him practicing

those uniforms are a weird mix of ENT/JJtrek

any treks

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Any Riker fatfic?

What do you expect man. Most the Discovery haters rant about the show and have never seen it, then they get called out, they go back look at recaps act like they have seen it and get called out again then disappear. It's like a cycle of autism and anger fueling each other. They get angry about something they've never seen, go autistic, get called out, get angry, go autistic, repeat over and over again for days.

They aren't the brightest people.

They explain it. There is precedent for the discovery uniforms being the way they are.

As long as you aren't AlyDoll, you should assume that your life is going better than his.

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>its that episode where you get to see prime troi tiddies with those nips showing through

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Yes he did.

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Sarce?

PunkBiBiBi on reddit

Can I jerk off to her?

I don't know ask her

Wanna' get 'er pregnant; knock 'er up after having sex with her.

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I liked this scene in STD.

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hmmm pretty rad

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No.

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Kim is forced to defend his virginity for mommy janeway

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FERTILE CARDASSIAN PUSSY > Bajoran pussy > Asian poontag

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Harry fucked that one criminal runaway hottie and fell in love immediatley. Then says some lame beta shit like, when you're scanning another tricolored nebula, think of me, when he has to say goodbye to her.

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Are the Changelings privvy to maintaining a sort of housewife in her 50s look or am I missing something?

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that's not too beta... it's kind of sweet in a sincere way

Genetic memory.

Okay but why such a homely and weak look?
Doesn't make sense.

I dunno, they’re boring fascist goo people.

New thread's above, take the transporter, user!

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is that the one that gave him space aids?

If he was any other AI I'd agree but Data has such a long service record you'd give him the benefit of the doubt imo

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME