Yes, yes, well done, Slytherin. Well done, Slytherin.
HOWEVER
Yes, yes, well done, Slytherin. Well done, Slytherin.
HOWEVER
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT. HELP ME DUMBLEDORF
Who fucking made this, got damn I love you fags
SILLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!
FUCK YES I DID IT WITH FIVE MINUTES TO SPARE
"However, your comments were exceedingly redditesque and smelled of desperation. Furthermore, I have heard rumours that Draco Malfoy is gay. I award you "no!" points, and may Godric have mercy on your souls.
"Argus, the acid, if you please. This is still a British School, after all."
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SAME
Hagrid would you please escort all Slytherin students to the dungeons for anal rehabilitation
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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WELL DONE SCORELETS, WELL DONE
HOWEVER
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AHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO FUCKING CLOSE
>For breaking almost every rule in this school, I award Gryffindor 500 points
>And for following all the rules, I award Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff nothing
>Eat shit, Slytherin, -100 points
Tell me Harry, what EXACTLY is the function of a muggle toilet?
Yes my boy, show me. *sniff* quite musky innit. What is this smell. This odor is making me dizzy lad. Those muggles are keeping all this to themselves. I'll need to 'ave a proper look to see whats going on. Spread your legs Harry.
>Arthur kneels down and places his head between Harrys legs and dives face first into the toilet
Flush Harry
oh no
Check this out
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Dumbledore did this because mcgonagel took 50 points from each Harry, Hermione and Ron just because they wanted to help hagrid get rid of Norbert. It's fair to reward them 50 points each. With that in mind it's just Harry and neville getting 10points.
>Mmmm. Diagonally, Harry
They really need a better system
Dumbledore or somebody should have to approve what points teacher decide
Are the rumors true, Albus?
I'm afraid so, Professor. In my youth I was a cock hungry slut.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Look at the time, I won't get my dino by this rate
Ooooh! Ahhh! Skeet skeet skeet. Cum-splosion.
Did winning this actually mean anything
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You could enter the bean room.
heh