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flopped; sequel never
APRIL FOOL'S!
pfft pffftt🐱
Remember, /LGBT/
I LOVE ALITA
>It's getting late, user
Quality skelly, my man.💯
don't you go pointin' at me
>rosa-swap
This is great
Oh you
I like alito
this spooki skelly with crazy alita scares me
ha, that got me.❤️
WHY YOU - oh okay
make sure the last thread hits bump limit frens💛
PUREST OF SMILES
okay going back
BASED NOVA
the goat
Alitist and Novapilled.
I LOVE CAPTAIN KINO
you bet, it's fucking 6 am and i have to work at 8.30
I WILL PROTECT THAT SMILE
I don't
fixed
Based and redpilled
...WHY IS EVERYTHING STILL HERE???
Likes, Perks, ALL STILL HERE!
Here's a pic i took last night at the Alita Experience that i thought you might enjoy
>/ALITA
Man remember mudkips? That's also proper old memes
Because you're a skunk
Thank you user I do enjoy🌈
And back when we had unironic advice animals posts
in 3 or 4 hours it should be over
April Fools' isn't over yet
400 million on a 200 million budget is a flop user
Thanks, based jannie.💯
Needs at least 2 billion to break even.
>no cute feet
that's the minimum requirement to be waifu material
fuck I dropped a /
I'm so sorry everyone I can do better
I don't think so, but regardless, this is 402 on 170, so suck my bone.
12 interplanetary mining rights to break even
Have a like to feel better.
>no cute feet
here you go fren
there were pics of that on some guy's instagram who designed her or whatever
don't have them but they got posted a while back
she has toes and everything
lol
Plus Cloud City. Pray I do not alter the deal any further.
skunks are cute so congrats on complimenting that user
If Justice league lost money by making 623 million on a 300 million budget, this is DEFINITELY a loss
They spent a shit ton on advertising.
A:BA did not. Now, go away, Scott.
smiley
Who's this bug eyed bitch you faggots keep obsessing over
Hah. I just watched this episode.
i'm not jennie, i was just guessing since that will be the 24 hour mark
I saved the doll hands and the berserker hands but I don't have any feet
I'll check the art book
yes
those
she is alita, have you watched her movie?
Figure Four when?
the insignificant girl who /healed/ us.
So we're just ignoring advertising budget?
No, it won't.
It began at midnight on April 1st EST.
It's now (past) midnight on April 2nd EST.
Arbitrarily add 3 hours?
what would you like to know user
Fox and Jon Landau said that $350M was break even
prob not until the 3rd movie
50m profit isn't very much.
i fucked up, 24 hours is now
Budget was $170m
i went to the LA experience the day after everyone else did. i got a shirt, the chocolate, the alita player card, and the glass
it's still well beyond what anybody expected and more importantly, it generated a fanbase out of thin air I haven't seen the likes of every before. Considering what Alita has been up against, she's done extremely well.
no but it's not a loss
besides, apparently they tied the cost/profit in with the Avatar series so it might not even matter
Source or you're wrong
you willing to part with that pint glass?
This movie sucked, I can't believe you idiots tricked me into watching it
>Fox insiders say the movie needs to reach $350M globally to break even
Remember that everyone thought this would be a $200mn loss back in Jan
>Alita player card
jealous
I got a bunch of duplicates but at least I got Jashugan
>it generated a fanbase out of thin air
You mean the half a dozen people in this thread that just think Alita is cute and the movie was trash?
Because it is
they keep moving the goalposts it's just amusing at this point. Nobody wants Alita to succeed so she has to beat them into a pulp to prove herself each time.
>coping this hard
what a boner I have by looking at this! UFFF
It did fail, stay in denial chad
aww you're so cute
you're weird I guess. Here's something to get a real boner over.
I'll never get tired of this clip
Same here. We need more feet.
You can always tell when someone's shitposting internally because the visitors don't call us chad
Oh that's new!
>new crash OC
fresh crashes; very nice crash-user!
we need more porcelain dolls to have sex with
>sucked
what didn't you like about it?
any profit at all means NOT A FLOP.
>we need more feet
am I doing this right
>suggests full six Alita sex doll
Hell yes
>"please don't talk about me like this."
WOW VERY LEWD
>both a foot and cyborg fetish
H O T
I want to see alita in something cute and pretty. Like a dress
I keep clicking 'like' when I just want to reply.
Anyway, please, in a civil and eloquent manner, describe to me specifically and rationally what about the movie fell short for you. Not trolling, just genuinely curious.⚽
it's like you want 12 bonus situations
Bad story, bad acting mostly, bad dialogue, unnecessary sequel setup
based velociraptor poster. I'll miss the dino posts when Apr 1 is done.
I'm sure you didn't even watch it. Describe scenes, show your ticket stub.
These are paid shill threads right?
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It requires some imagination but hopefully it's cute for you.
neato
yes, we get paid in Alita-smiles.
Yup the FoxBUX™ arrived today that's why we're so active
They spent over 400 million hiring us to make these threads, it's why the movie is considered such a flop.
In fact the ENTIRE advertising budget went to Yea Forums neets pretty generous of you jimmy
this much tomfoolery makes me think this really is a shill thread
>too cute
never
$2000 has been added to your CameronCredit™.
if you really think that you must be criminally retarded
There is no profit in Hollywood.
I'm here
Perfect.💯
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I hate this channel so much! Everyone PLEASE go dislike this video
>Karl Urban
why haven't we ever thought of this; Karl-Dredd should be included into comfyposting like K and Todd.
You either make money and sell your soul. Or keep your soul and get drummed out.
Or you can be BASED Cameron and somehow succeed.
>Bad story
fitting a lot of shit in barely 2 hours sure impacted on the story flowing, but calling it bad.
>bad acting mostly
it was just hugo
>bad dialogue
you are right, it gets cringy sometimes
>unnecessary sequel setup
it's based on a manga that is still going, for avoiding that they should have made the ending completly different from the manga, making it a shitty manga adaptation
you didn't mention any cgi or settings shit so i'm presuming you watched the camrip, what the fuck did i told you? WAIT FOR THE BD RIP
if it's not the case i'm sorry i made you waste your money
Holy shit great pick
Soon as I'm done writing post pick of KU and I'll give him the cookie cutter treatment.
Pikol
Do you want a referral link? We're pretty friendly here
In the AMC restroom rn after 16th healing
as I was leaving I spotted a couple at the back of the theater torridly making out to Swan Song
I’m so lonely /Alita/
I haven’t had a girlfriend since I went full bipolar 4 years ago
I will never be anyone’s Hugo
I’m going to die alone
I should shoot myself when I get home
>ignore Captain Marvel, support Alita
what's the matter user
great casting skills user
Isn't he way too wrinkly old for Alita?
CGI Figure Confirmed.
>so lonely
we're here for you friend
bipolar 2 btw
pls and thanks xoxoxox
user, I am in a similar rough spot. Don't despair. Nobody has to die alone. feel free to blanketpost your worries.
Yes!
Let's check what the fates say
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Don't shoot yourself. Stay on your meds. Take one day at a time. Things can't ever change if you're dead.
Is it Fourth in real life?
>tfw rare reaction image
delete this
it's sure feeling that way lmao
Should be the opposite
Can someone post Alita "sure why not" face? I need it for a presentation
>Karl Urban
too old, Figure is only 22 in the manga
Keean might have been a good pick actually
lol
Depends how they do time. I do love Karl though
You don't understand. It doesn't matter how much money you make, there is no profit in Hollywood.
Thanks user
I can always rely on you fellow autists when I am not home
>should be the opposite
haha right user you got me April Fools
>only 22 in the manga
Koyomi
this video without fail gets me pumped and sends tingles down my spine.
Only finest autism is allowed in these threads💯
don't crop it too much user
fair point but that doesn't make Urban not 45ish
I'm talking about Hollywood Accounting, you retard. Star Wars never made a profit. Harry Potter 6 lost money. There is no profit in Hollywood.
No April fools is over dumbass, I was being serious about Captain Kino
do you need it color corrected?
When someone says they liked CM better than Alita
>Captain Kino
I didn't think it was out yet
>it's 22:03 in California
you're still a joke and will always be
>do you need it color corrected
only if you want to do like 50 of them
CM was way better
CG and makeup and get him where he needs to be.
>CM was way better
how would that even be possible
Where my Nova bros at?
What does that mean?
I want to go full Guy Gardner on Mary Marvel.
Some people are just mentally retarded, they can't help it.
The most wholesome smile that ever smiled.
Thats not how it works, some studios spend more than double the production on marketing. Marvel and DC movies spend disproportionately high amounts of money on marketing, while Alita had very minimal marketing. According to Fox, the break-even number was 350 mil, which sounds about right sonce it has a 170 mil production budget. Based on how little marketing this movie has, there is no way in hell they spent more than 200 mil on marketing. Most movies only spend 50-150. This movie is already profitable, and it’ll probably make another 50 mil in BlueRay sales for a total of ~450 mil.
no thanks lol
Cast Nova's pervy lab-assistant.
i figured it out, the positioning for the crop only works when posted without text
Your fortune: Outlook good
hello based wholesome poster
50 mil isnt a ton, but even average movies make arkund 35-65 mil in DVD sales. Alita will probably make a solid 50 mil or more so the actual profit will be closer to 100 mil which is pretty strong, especially for an anime movie which is unheard of.
>what is color correction
making the bottom image look more like the top image
You're all forgetting that JC is a genuis and did some insane shit like hitch $100mn of the budget to an anticipated avatar 2/3 profit with a personal indemnity
I'm going to buy a 4K Bluray for myself and a regular DVD to give as a birthday present to my brother.
Depends how many Blu rays we buy
Jennifer Connelly
But user...
top image is scary
bottom is cute
Everyone let's chant ALITA SUCKS out loud!!!!!!
Is he too old to play Figure? Why are there no young big jawed chad actors anymore? 15-20 years ago I'd have no problem finding an actor who could play Figure but now I can't of many actors between 25-35 that could fit the role.
At least give him a regular BD. DVD should have died a decade ago.
yeah the eyes are much better in the bottom one but the colors are way off compared to the actual movie
Why would I give him something he can't use? Should I buy him a bluray player too? Seems like a hassle.
We get FREE colour correction once we get BD
Chiren is still alive, you know.
Her parts got sent up to Nova, all he has to do is just clone her or whatever. He regenerated himself and his assistants like a dozen times.
Tell him to join the decade and buy a BD player already.
For real though, what would you guys do if it was announced that Jim wasn't gonna do a sequel? I fully believe there will be, but still....what if?
they really missed their "first impression"
that really cost them
ok, zip them and give them to mee....o right you are not at home
alita ROCKS sorry i did it wrong
yeah I'd bet that they could have made $50M more if they hadn't released that trailer
Shortish chapter Storytiem.
>pastebin.com
Forgot image.
I’d write a very strongly worded letter
I've got some bad news buckaroo
I'm having some trouble with that
do all guys secretly want a cute gf that can beat the shit out of them?
I would travel to the US and beat some sense into him.
Only if she can rip my arm off and beat me with the wet end.
I'd be happy to see Nathan find a role in Fallen Angel. He's got what most actors crave: charisma.
Yes, too old.
But a good head of the Security Service Zalem.
>secretly
I don't know about that.
Her heart beats and her eyes move, she's still alive last we see her.
let's make it happen
He's even older than Urban
Figure needs to be someone like Channing Tatum but less well known
>Mackenzie Davis as Lou
that's basically perfect casting
Just here for my threadly /healing/.
Commiserate with you lot for a bit and appreciate the fact that I still experienced something special with you all.
I like a girl who can pin me down even if I'm technically stronger. It's how my last relationship began, anyway.
Rosa ITT trying to be a mommi.
yes but only if we're play fighting
Here's your Figure Four.
I still have the manga so who cares? Not me!
your replies always make my heart feel good. Have an old school Peaches' webm.
Alita forgot the suitcase with that shit and Chiren starved till death
K aos
find out who made him cancel it
Anyone know if it's possible to buy one of those mushroom things she clings onto so lovingly tight??
woah that lines up perfectly
he's 5 years older than she is
In that case, sure
Thank you, you just destroyed this movie.
yes but I don't think these are made by the original person
Isn't top from the actual movie and bottom from the shitty camcorder video?
>Judge Motorball, reporting.
Obviously
top is the first trailer, bottom is shitty chinese camrip
the movie and the other trailers had the bigger eyes
>JC is a genuis and did some insane shit
He gave the film to Rodriguez.
This in itself is insane.
fuck he could have been Jashugan
>Make sure to wear all protective gear during a match, creep.
Rodriguez did Spy Kids 3D so he knows how to shoot in 3D and he made Sin City so he knows how to adapt a comic really well
WALALALALA
Yes, but his reputation was controversial. After Machete and Sin City 2.
I can't think of a cooler fictitious sport than motorball. Shit looks so fun.
I know I'm being autistic here but shit bother's me the ball has no arc.
You know what motorball is missing? A Seeker. Can you imagine if you had a separate winning-condition not related to the main game that only Alita could perform? That would really improve the story.
Someone post the RR shooting schedule pic
RR proved himself.
machete is good though
I see Jashugan.
here friend try this one
These threads are so pathetic.
>my waifu! So cute
And yet the movie is t discussed at all. Just a bunch of people desperate for a cartoon girlfriend. Her eyes are creepy as fuck too. What is wrong with you people?
It warms my heart whenever I see my stuff gets posted too, which sometimes is almost every thread. This wholesome smile is just my newest thing I'm trying to push.
Okay but go see the movie though
>"welcome to motorball!"
gets me pumped
>'warning lights counting down before the ball shoots out and the music drops in as Alita speeds in to grab the ball'
still get pumped.
Motorball was more fun than podracing even though it took up like half the time.
Now say that without crying lol
Has anyone watched his Ten Minute Film School videos on youtube? He does like one per movie.
Nobody shoots quicker or cheaper than him and he always comes up with some insanely clever tricks to do special effects and stuff on a budget.
Podracing was awesome but it would have been way better if they didn't cut to reaction shots of Anakin or people in the stands every ten seconds
>coping this hard
Thanks fren!
I knowww, everytime the countdown starts im like "ohh shit here we go"
Which hilariously enough is way more anime than the way motorball was edited
dude if it doesn't get your blood pumping you have no soul, it's so fucking cool
It's the highlight of JXLs soundtrack too imo
that’s what Tron Legacy cost and got
ending the movie with the motorball theme was such a good idea
it gets you so hyped
What's the most kino amateur cuck video out there?
The one with the fatty getting doggystyled while holding the husbands hands and saying i love you has to be up there
Tron Legacy got an animated TV series out of it, that's not too bad of a deal
Tron is weird too- all of the comparison films for Alita's success haven't had nearly as much of a social media impact, nor were they as well regardes as Alita. In some ways she's the best positioned of the lot for a sequel so the odds seem better than 50/50
I'd show you but your mom asked me to tape over it
Back. I'll be honest though, tonight was a heavy night. On my way back from the theater after I dropped my sister off at her place, I was driving through the night, the street lights just lighting up the dark road I took, and the New Divide cover for the film came up on my phone. But as it played, I just started thinking about all the experiences I had going to see the movie. All the theaters I went to, all the restaurants I ate before hand, all the people I talked to, the miles I drove, the lengths I went to see this movie. I got teary eyed, nothing like this has ever happened before in my life and I don't want that feeling to go away, ever. This movie was much more and is more than a film, it is an event, every time I saw it, it was an event. I will never, ever, ever forget the times I've had going out to see it and equally, the times in these threads. It's been a life changing journey, and it felt sad today was my last time seeing it in the theater. I pity and shame literally everyone who decided to pass on the film and wait for streaming. They'll all regret it once they see it. I look forward to the sequel whenever it may come out. When the movie first released, I just expected to see it once and then move on to something else. Even as a film fan, never would I have expected this to immediately become my favorite film of all time. Very few films have got me like this one.
holy shit really? PLEASE SHOW!!!!
I feel you, lad. Many people feel the same. Shit, Yea Forums has never seen anything like these threads in a long time with how much love everyone has.
>Very few films have got me like this one.
there's films I consider better and films I "think" deserve more recognition. But no film has ever gotten ahold of me like this one has. It was a perfect storm. Thanks for the blogpost Peach.
just saw it, really did like it.
hugo never comes back in the manga, does he?
No, he's dead.
No, he's fucked for good. It's a part of his character that he dies. That's his journey.
oh, ok. that left me pretty sad.
I understand you.
This is probably one of five, maybe seven films that have affected me so much.
I chose evening sessions to just walk around the city after Alita.
I'm really glad you liked it user
Hugo's dead though
he is dead for sure. But don't think so badly of him. Manga/OVA Hugo is more of a prick and clearly doesn't care about Alita. At least here he's sympathetic and relatable and realizes his wrong-doing.
Yeah Hugo's journey basically couldn't have ended any other way and losing him is incredibly important to Alita's development as a person.
I hope we can see you again in another of your adventures, Alita
Please, get a sequel
Alita will get two other boyfriends though, and they're both better people than Hugo could ever aspire to be.
...
He’s dead
sadly [/
This community has been one of the best ones one I've been lucky enough to be a part of. No matter what happens the memories here will be forever cherished. Thanks for your thoughts peach.
Where’s my sequel
Your fortune: Outlook good
>two
Figure is the only man in her heart. Sadly, since she belongs with Erica.
I'm here.
>tfw that skinless karate master literally raped the twins to death
6 gorillion ghours in ms paint
Done writing. Couldn't really get going fast enough but tomorrow might be better.
Later /alita/.
The Goose
they got regenerated and he got killed by a bullet up the asshole so it kind of evens out
On a scale of 1 to 10 about worst deaths (or shitty fates), that one ranks a 3.
Pathetic, so glad I didn't see this hot garbage
Sleep well friend post it soon.
goodnight fren
But I am... an anal virgin!
I did.
THANK YOU! These threads are the literal definition of cancer
all this love is making me so happy
Okay but go see the movie though
How expensive are Gosling and Urban?
imaging posting this unironically in this thread, on this board, on Yea Forums
>112290115
no (yous) for low effort shitposting
If Urban did Dredd, he's not too expensive for Alita.
Explain how this is cancer
Hope they reduce the love interest roles in the sequels.
Alita is cancer but we still love her
wtf are you even doing here anyways
New bread when
new
yes it is pathetic that you didn't see it
They spread to other threads and other boards with the shitty, forced memes.
Why waste time on a shit movie? If it isn't shit then explain how.
The burden of proof is on you for claiming it is shit. Look at the audience score, bro.
>alitagoing^w^to94%audiencescore.jpg💛
really admire the detail in these from a zbrush perspective. you really get the idea that Ido really loved his daughter and thought about her a lot long after her death
monday is indeed foxBUX payday, based insider poster
i understand user. i loved a girl when i was 18. we had admitted it a week before i left for college. long story short, she thought i was dead while i was away and got married to someone else. you will be ok. pursue your dream. and don't pretend to love anyone you don't really love. believe🐷
post a link
fuck user you might be right🐱
is this slightly different in the US version? just came back from seeing it and i feel like this shot had an extra cut in it in the webm